Nothing stays in tune when you tune down that low anyway.
Nothing stays in tune when you tune down that low anyway.
Hook it to my veins
So there's this yes-man chatbot that could try to convince you to kill yourself, probably makes you dumber, and will definitely lie to you. For some reason we don't treat this thing like smokes.
I've been led to believe this is customary, yes.
I am very much for all of those things. I bet I'm not gonna love the economic planks, though.
It's just nice to think about in this Schrodinger phase... No harm in thinkin'. ...yep, nice to think about.
Oh wow, stumping for another pedophile. Let's normalize raping kids, all of a sudden! Weird!
Mr. President, what do you say to your critics, who claim that's it's bad to strip-mine a planet and obliterate an entire race and culture in labour/death camps?
That would be *catastrophically* bad for everyone on the planet staying alive. So yeah, probably.
They're so close to getting the joke.
You were there the second he started ignoring the courts. So, for quite some time now.
Gotta walk and chew gum in a real resistance.
"has to"
As a STATEMENT
I have about 5 episodes left to watch in Season 5. I've been putting it off, because once I've seen them, it's over.
You sick fuckers, she's 2 and she's trapped on a ship with Janeway, how much abuse can one Whatever endure?
Try saying that out loud without sounding like a pedophile.
Oh you're serious 😂
He's a narcissist, a wounded 10-ply narcissist, so that's about as good as you're gonna get for a confession.
Unless you happen to be Elon Musk, of course, he took a few strays.
I thought it was great! Superman is supposed to care about people. He's supposed to be heroic and punch bullies in the nose. The fact that there are parallels to comic book villains in some peoples' behaviour should probably give them pause. I didn't find the movie very political at all.
Okay, why is Tilly the obvious choice that he would make to sub for Rosie O'Donnell? Why is this always so accurate?!?!?
Okay what the fuck is their problem with *Superman*? "Look at this fucking commie asshole treating people decently and helping them?" I bet it boils down to that. The coolest thing about the character is the thing they hate, I'd wager.
This is never not in context.
It's probably to everyone's benefit that House Republicans need to shoot straight for this thing to happen.
Gonna be handy when he's tried for crimes against humanity.
I mean, Elon Musk is a US Citizen. If Trump "deports" him, celebrate all you want but it's a giant problem for, like, everyone else...
Oh God, Chuck, you breached decorum! These murderous autocrats won't know what hit 'em! Chuck-o from the top rope!
You were almost alone. If the Tea Party cared so much about the debt, it shouldn't have spent all its time campaigning and legislating on the cultural grievances (and yes, racism) that eventually moved on to MAGA. If you're not real about that, you have no hope of changing any of their minds.
The compassion approach is important though, because if we stop doing that piece as humans, the rest of this shit isn't worth fighting for anyway. Gotta be both ways at once.
You're right, of course. But from a pragmatic point of view, only one of these groups of people can be persuaded, en masse. There are a few Republicans you can compassion into the fold Joe, but not nearly enough. You need the persuadable ones in power to realize they're in a war.
Maybe they can look at a guy like Devers?
Day by day it becomes clearer that nobody is coming to save them, save perhaps themselves.
If you know nothing of the dynamic between Democrats and Republicans, a guy who says they're going to take a highly complex government program like Medicare and make it "perfect" is obviously lying. Like, that's all you need. How was your whole country taken in by someone so obviously full of shit?
Tonight is Game 81. The Jays are 2 up in the Wild Card, 3 back of the Yankees. They're underwater by run differential. I think there's a case to be made that Schneider is getting a *lot* better, within the parameters of how much a manager affects these things at all.
I kind of don't care about his performance, personally. An inner circle hall of famer is pitching for my team! And there's none of the squicky Roger Clemens shit! It's Mad Max, pitching for the Good Guys for once! He'd have to get absolutely dominated for months for me to want him gone.
I would imagine it's like corrupt cops. Miller needs to be on the take so that everyone's in equal jeopardy and will shut the F up. But he's in it "for the love of the game," as a sociopath might say.
Hi CNN, Canada here. These are the dumbest fucking people currently drawing air here. You have a bunch more of them, but they're the same sort: traitors to their country, and window-lickers down to the last one. Good job asking them what they "think" though.
"No! You used the authority we spent decades trying to get rid of like a hot fucking potato!"
And now the concept of Jizz has been bequeathed to Disney for a mere $4B.
I always thought it was cool that Connery got to do Action Guy shit, but in that affable egg-head context. He was James Bond, but he just kicks ass in any context you put him in.
I think it's the best because Indy actually has something going on here that tests his character's beliefs and origins. I don't think it's an accident that we didn't learn his name until this movie. The guy under the hat and leather jacket didn't matter until we met his Dad and saw what wrought him.
Fortunately, no real doctors will adhere to this. Mainly because any doctor who is so adhering, isn't a real doctor.
To say nothing of course of the Basic Human Empathy argument, but good luck there.
Even if you're only 100% self-interested - which is the argument you need to make with these knuckleheads - a bunch of authoritarian-curious clownshits stripping legal protections from *anyone* should be cause for *anyone else* to start wondering about the tenuous protections they currently enjoy.
K bye, fuck off then.
We call them "morons," and "turncoats" here, but good job asking them what they "think."
They're probably offended that you're using someone else as the yardstick for cruelty.
Devers has a *lot* of term left, if I'm not mistaken. Return indeed seems light. Also, like... Matt Chapman exists, so his 3B time would seem to still be in jeopardy.
Yeah, someone doing any of that would be great, Chuck-o.
And that will, in their final analysis, be the *real* violence.
Go get him, guys. - Canada
Yeah, get into a robo-taxi with software written by teenage Nazi dumbasses. Sure. That's something I'm likely to do.
There's no way he's gonna understand what "Master of the House" is about, and on the off chance he does, he's gonna think it's about a swell guy, and the hero has finally showed up.
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.
If you want to create the Joker, you must first sign Brad Marchand in Toronto. You'll create at least one, for sure. Probably a bunch. Not including the GM, of course.
Yeah, Republicans don't need their votes, and can do as they please; but working in a bipartisan way on fucking fisheries or whatever with someone who's taking a meeting after lunch on concentration camps is looney tunes.
Hi, Canada here. Seems wild to me that there's ANY attempt from Democrats to govern anything, given what's going on. The only thing Congress should be discussing is articles of impeachment for every member of the admin they have grounds for. And there are a few. The gamble is not doing that.
From Canada it seems crazy to me that anyone needs to cater to the people who are going to be offended or inflamed by Mexican flags at protests. As though these people would be reachable, but they saw a flag, so they're gonna be cool with fascism now. That person was already a fascist.
Jesus is famously laissez-faire about loving thy neighbour. "Eh, take it or leave it," he said bleeding profusely from the cross, probably.
Nothing cooler than being authentically yourself, whatever that is.
“We can’t be sure it’s a bribe, bc the money is concealed *inside of a paper bag* when delivered, so you see it gets pretty complicated.”
I was having a little Switch-xiety, but then I did as you did and thought about my backlog. Working on Clair Obscur, have Indy and Cyberpunk in the chamber for after. I'm good for a bit. Go Mario your Karts, or whatever.
Star Trek Beyond was good 🤷
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She was at work. Oh, how I envied her doomscroll-less world.
This was legitimately helpful to me, and you are an alt-text master. That is all. Thanks!
You are an absolute disgrace. Please resign.
Kinda, yeah? It'd be like if you guys got canceled before you got to swing a sword, which was pretty early.
How's that going?
These two guys have never genuinely tried Not Giving A Fuck, For Real once in their lives, and it shows.
You REALLY don't want to set the precedent that Donald Trump has that power. Elect someone sane, and then nationalize it. Impeach & remove, and then tell JD Vance he's smart so that *he'll* nationalize it. So many options.
Super awesome from Canada, land of the Recently Threatened By The Cornered Narcissist
In fairness, it'll look that way because it is that way.
You actively elected an extortionist 😂😂😂
So true. It's why I try not to tell people I'm working on something. It's *almost* as good a dopamine hit as finishing; and then all progress on The Thing stops. Trying to get healthy has meant understanding what my brain says "yay" to, and making sure it's not snacking when it's not supposed to.
Not at the cost of the worst people being happy.
And to them I say that I lived in Edmonton for more than a decade, and got nothing but misery out of it. And the only thing all that useless suffering bought me is the right, nay, the duty, to call them a bunch of fucking chokers. connor come home bby
I'm an Ontarian who lived in Edmonton for years. Thankfully I'm re-ensconced in civilization now. There are a lot of these "any Canadian team" people around where I live. In fact it might be all of them? A lot of actual shocked gasps when I say "Fuck The Edmonton Oilers, and I hope they lose."
People should credulously report that I'm gonna colonize Oz. Elon and I have about the same shot.
Yeah, this clown is about 5 minutes away from Mars. Gonna happen any minute, guys.
I'm beginning to think there's nobody coming to save us, guys...
Those fallen service members who died fighting fascism would probably be appalled to know that all you have these days is a Vichy motherfucker like you.
There's a line Jason Isbell wrote that I think about a lot. "I always wanted to be a real man/I don't know what that even means" I've always found that the guys least sure/least concerned with that were the manliest dudes of all, and I try to live that way.
I wasn't diagnosed until I was 39. And that's because I always sat still, and got excellent grades. It just didn't occur to any of the adults around me that the straight-A student could have something deeply in common with Phil, who smeared poop on the walls for kicks.
The more AI they put into regular-ass Google results, the worse they are. Just show me the f*cking results and let me interpret them with my meaty, monkey brain.
Setting aside that it's already illegal, who signs that legislation, should it pass, Chuck? The open disdain you have for the people you're supposed to be protecting turns my stomach.
That moral issue is real. There's no intrinsic value to a baby tripping on acid; it's not like you can feed it to a baby and that's a money-making proposition in and of itself. You're welcome to enjoy the trip, Baby, but nobody rides for free.
He is, at best, stenographing for Vlad. At worst, who fucking knows?
Gee, what could *possibly* be different in the last decade or so that might cause Congress to be super interested in impeachment all the time? There's just been this *vast escalation*. Out of nowhere.
If you don't throw literally every wrench you have into Congress to stop EVERYTHING, you are a traitor to your country. Plain and simple.
Speaking of grifters, you appear to be collecting a salary while performing none of your duties to uphold the constitution. Maybe resign? That'd probably put you back in the good books, ethically speaking.
"You're asking me to go from point A to point B, why wouldn't I use a car?" No, anonymous student, you aren't being asked to go from point A to point B. You're being asked to demonstrate that you can find the route yourself, unaided. Immediately saying "yeah, but what about my aids?" 🤦♂️
This is correct. If you don't jump up and down, shouting "I'm doing a corruption!" then you are automatically innocent of any and all wrongdoing, and get to enjoy your sweet plane. This is how ethics work.
The thing with malignant narcissists is that contradictory information doesn't even get in there. The tariff thing is the only policy idea that Trump has ever really had. And now people are telling him he didn't really understand it in the first place. He doesn't even hear that shit, guaranteed.
It's my boy Mitch.
WOKE MARXIST POPE will forever be legendary.
Out of what, into where?