Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
I keep thinking, "I bet Nate Silver" can't get any stupider, but he seems incapable of not taking that bet for whatever reason.
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I keep thinking, "I bet Nate Silver" can't get any stupider, but he seems incapable of not taking that bet for whatever reason.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Incredible. Great story to start the day.
Paul Bae (@paulbae.bsky.social) reposted
Spent the week with relatives at Okanagan Lake. It was crowded but fun. A family of 3 couldn’t find a spot on the beach so we gave up some of our loungers and invited them to sit next to us. Very nice couple with super polite boy. A few hours later my niece lost her glasses in the lake. /1
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Ever watch the Dijon "Absolutely" short concert film on YouTube? I liked it, a 25 minute set in a house (of sorts)
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't know it was out. I really liked some of his previous stuff (and his collab with Bon Iver).
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't believe you fell for that LLM post. His actual posts are only in all caps with minimal punctuation.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah it is, but it's such a relief after.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats, must be a huge relief. We had to do a minor surgery for our daughter when she was 3: even when it's routine, it's incredibly difficult waiting.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
I will check it out. Thanks!
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Not familiar! Where's a good starting point?
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
If you ever get the chance to see him perform, I would highly recommend!
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why you just leave X instead of trying to extract a bit of capital. She seems generally well intentioned but the whole "Dems are paying influencers" was a headscratcher -- like, isn't that... a good idea??
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Think Jeff Buckley meets Ray Lamontagne meets Angie McMahon (a frequent collaborator with Vollebekk).
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
At one point he was playing piano while also noodling white noise on his guitar and playing harmonica. He's vibe personified in human form.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Today's non-politics/sports post: if you're not listening to Leif Vollebekk, you should be. I expect he's on the cusp of a break out, but he's already so, so good. We went to see him in February in a 700 seat theatre and it was one of the best shows I've ever been to.
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted
i don't think it's happening yet, but no one in the press corpse having seen trump for two days and him not even playing golf this weekend is... a little exciting
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
They've definitely been using an LLM for most of his truth social posts since January -- you can tell because it's a terrible approximation.
Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be great if reporters would just loudly interrupt Miller every five seconds: "based on what, sir? Sir? What makes him an expert?" I don't know why they give these worms space to breathe -- figuratively, of course.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
This is me with being a "gamer" since capital G Gamers ruined everything.
Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted reply parent
When 16-year-old Adam Raine wanted to leave his noose visible so someone might stop him, ChatGPT said don't. When Stein-Erik Soelberg thought his mother was poisoning him, ChatGPT agreed. OpenAI calls these tragedies. They're choices. www.readtpa.com/p/chatgpt-wi...
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
"Epoch" lmao
Steve Mullis (@stevemullis.net) reposted
This is, without a doubt, one of the dumbest paragraphs I've read this week
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Authoritarianism as generative AI
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
All of a sudden it's "political" to be racist?? Smh
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
AI authoritarianism, a very American venture.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Sam Altman is rapidly trying to assemble the safety team he ignored for 5 years.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
These companies need to be seized and pulled apart piece by piece.
Brooke Harrington (@ebharrington.bsky.social) reposted
They don't feel shame, but they care deeply about status. Wanting to be liked--or at least envied--is their Achilles heel. We can use that against them:it's cheap, non-violent & effective. Social shunning of elites supporting Pinochet helped bring down the Chilean dictator: it can work here too.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Also ideally the influences should not make $1 more than the person reading about it.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
This seems like a great idea
Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted
Look I'm gonna say it: paying the biggest liberal-leaning influencers $96,000 a year to reach millions upon millions of people is pretty reasonable - honestly, a steal, even. In broad strokes it seems like the beginning of the sort of social media strategy Dems have been lacking.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of a little ditty
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
they killed one of your freelancers and this is how you're reporting it? jfc
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
I hope Prtizker gives a speech tomorrow about how bad it was to be reminded of this. This one got me.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Nice to see a national Democraft finally threatened lawful and righteous retribution for the klan.
Atrios (@eschatonblog.com) reposted
When the NYT engages in agenda journalism, they show what makes them mad (black lady is president of Harvard) and what doesn't (people getting black bagged to Uganda)
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom sucks in many ways but contrast his approach to Hakeem Jeffries. June 1st, but appeared to just be a way to buy himself time.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Unfortunately, Hakeem kind of forgot about the iron fleet. "Time, place, and manner of our choosing" turned out to be his "in two weeks"
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
The Online Billionaire has the same brain as a 20-year-old ikonboard poster in 2004.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree, also why "Newsom isn't the guy in 2028" is beside the point. He doesn't need to be the candidate if he can just be the guy making Trump look bad. Republicans have been doing this for years. It doesn't matter if Newsom thinks he's the guy - let him.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
I personally love coming across a great word I'm unfamiliar with in a novel and looking it up. It adds to the repertoire and can give an insight into the author.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
🙏🙏🙏🙏
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
"He said the other day he hopes to get into heaven. If this satanic dumbass went into a real church it would be From Dusk Til Dawn in that mother fucker!"
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
They also don't pick at his psyche in a way he'd react to. "Trump's a loser and has been a loser since his KKK daddy made him. No matter how much he steals, he'll still be hated and a loser. That's how he'll be remembered when he dies, which may not be long based on all that makeup on his hand."
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Hakeem has real "in this essay, I will" energy. Complete dweeb.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Real "trying to reach 500 words in a high school essay" energy. It's funny that they pay consultants when they could just say what they feel (assuming they feel anything).
Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755.bsky.social) reposted
The near daily Zoom calls between blue state attorneys general: Fascinating and encouraging.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
I wonder if this would still be happening if Hakeem Jeffries hadn't decided it was bad politics to keep talking about him. Dems will look opportunistic if they show up now (if they're allowed to talk about immigrants, that is)
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
this is not a deportation, they are disappearing him
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless America pulls itself out of this death spiral, we're caught in the riptide. It sucks but what real leverage do we have?
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
I agree he would have lost but not because this is the wrong move: it's moreso because Canadians didn't want (and clearly still don't want) a nuanced approach. They want to pretend we can go toe-to-toe and not be annihilated -- a fairy tale.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Normally there might be economic pressure on Trump but the U.S. economy is in an accelerated economic bubble of AI investment and typical pressures -- such as a financial market tangentially attached to reality -- don't exist.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
I get that folks want to feel good and see world leaders lash out at Trump, but it won't accomplish much unless it's in tandem with other countries -- and it's sort of pointless when the U.S. doesn't seem interested or capable of saving itself.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
I get that Canadians are frustrated, but what' the alternative? Carney will never say it, but they'll probably want to try to slow roll this until either A) there is enough economic pressure on Trump to cave or B) America's vestigial democratic impulses pulse back to life (26 midterms).
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
The uncomfortable place we're in is that ultimately if America doesn't want to save itself, there is nothing we can do to quickly pivot from our economic/security reliance on the U.S. The options seem to be either we slow down our collapse or put the elbows up and make a last stand.
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
The only thing I can say about this paragraph is read it. Sit with it. Read it again. @michaelharriot.bsky.social
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent
i’m taking it as my chance to ask the guy if he feels good about being a professional liar bsky.app/profile/notm...
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
I doubt the scale matters here where we waste water on lawns and washing car(s); however, in the global south, they are scaling potable water extraction and providing negligible value to residents because A) nobody works in the facilities once built, and B) the govts create tax-free zones
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Based on what Karen Hao wrote about in Empire of A.I., it seems that this is A) real, *but* B) is actually more of a colonization enterprise for U.S. tech in three developing world (Chile, etc.). I wonder if its been Americanized in this way because otherwise Americans won't care.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Stepping on people below you is the defacto American dream.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Sports may he unique in some regards, but at a certain point your product not being conventionally "discoverable" will erode its value.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
"We invented cable without many of the basic benefits of cable" is quite a journey.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
I am listening to the audio book version of this right now and loving it.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
every single democrat should be saying this
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
"And here's why that might be okay" coming soon to a NYT opinion section soon.
Paris Marx (@parismarx.com) reposted
Nothing the US does better than being unable to contain its hubris, resulting in China (and increasingly many other countries) realizing it’s better if they do their own thing than depend further on the US.
jeeyon shim 심지연 (@jeeyon.bsky.social) reposted
This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
Tom Warren (@tomwarren.co.uk) reposted
Microsoft employees occupy headquarters in protest of Israel contracts. The protest encampment started today, and it’s the biggest escalation of the protests at Microsoft so far www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Rachel Gilmore (@rachelgilmore.bsky.social) reposted
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre comes wants to make sure everyone knows he's a full blown transphobe, in case there was any doubt. He even included a shout out to JK Rowling. This hate should be disqualifying from any politician. "women's rights advocate" go fuck yourself
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
He's doubling down on being Pierre Poillievre because it's all he's ever been. The ennui around Trudeau allowed Pierre's fashy tendencies to look like something else for awhile, but he'll run on unleaded hate until he dies.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
"A boy complains because he thinks the world is unfair. He cries to his mother when the toy breaks or the knee is skinned. A man knows better."
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Season 5 of Fargo really nails the childish nature of the modern conservative man.
expedition 60 prospect (@swolecialism.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah man. I do think poorly of you if you still use Twitter. Its a sign of poor character, don't know what else to say about that
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Yglesias is in many ways the perfect Democrat.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
"Why I killed my dad and feel good about it*" (*By taking him off life support to end his suffering)
BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) reposted
real exercise in both misleading headlining and 'nobody bothered to read the article' here she used chatgpt to generate the responses for the part of the novel *where a character talks to chatgpt.*
Josh Sawyer (@jesawyer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
smh at these criticisms because i would simply invent a theorized megastructure to deal with data center limitations. or i would have a wizard cast a spell to handle it.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
CEOs and hedge fund managers at 0% though!
Luke LeBrun (@lukelebrun.ca) reposted
CUPE's Mark Hancock is prepared to be jailed for defying the Carney government's back-to-work order to force Air Canada to negotiate with flight attendants "If it means folks like me going to jail, so be it...Our members want a solution here, but that solution has to be found at a bargaining table"
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
He will be dead.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a science experiment of a man: what if you took someone with absolutely no juice and made his singular purpose an obsession over being invited to dinner parties with 2009 era NYT and WashPo opinion writers.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Nate Silver's entire life is structured around the idea that he can become an expert in anything with an hour of effort when he's actually just a delinquent gambler who built a career on aggregating a bunch of polls in a black box.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Democrats please take the "have more than one idea" challenge. These losers will be talking about egg prices when Trump bans mail-in votes and installs ICE agents at every polling office in America. Hell, Hakeem's head will probably gurgle out "distraction" when it falls into the basket.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
With all due respect, this is just a distraction from the distraction from the distraction from the distraction.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
An all-time good audio book though (they use audio cues with Rocky's voice). Arguably the lack of complexity in the characterization is what makes both his novels ideal for the big screen. I expect this movie is going to be a big ol smashola
Crimson Mayhem (@crimsonmayhem.bsky.social) reposted
So apparently, it may turn out that The Wizard of Oz at the Las Vegas Sphere wasn’t entirely made in AI and Google threw the VFX crew under the bus by claiming it was all done by artificial intelligence. If true, then fucking yikes.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Was the Cosplaying Cop who assassinated Democrats in Minnesota a stunt? I don't think you could name 5 national Democrats who actually believe in anything.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
They might be making Trump mad, but Newsom has been throwing these at the press -- if you think these are beneath my office, why don't you say that when the president does the same thing? He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
Michael Clayton
Shawn Micallef (@shawnmicallef.bsky.social) reposted
Good to see Cdn labour flexing some muscle.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
They'll give back some of the land they already took, of course.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social)
"While we wait for critical details" is why Schumer gets dominated like he's playing LeBron in a game of 1 v 1
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly -- and also a sharp criticism of how broadly inessential journalism had made itself, a milquetoast pursuit of spectacle along for the ride.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
It's time to re-watch Civil War, 2024's most misunderstood film.
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
"You need to munch granola"
Corduroy Orbison (@underscore-proto.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope his trial is televised. It would be incredible to see him slowly stuffed into a locker for the last time.