It’s 100% gonna be a “I’m alive you fools haha I am the best” fucking freak show. It’s gonna be this until he finally bites it. That party will be even better when it finally comes.
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It’s 100% gonna be a “I’m alive you fools haha I am the best” fucking freak show. It’s gonna be this until he finally bites it. That party will be even better when it finally comes.
The cool thing about a White House announcement these days is that it’s either they took the woke out of Cheetos or we just invaded Venezuela. No in between. I’d love to hear something about Trump more directly but I’m convinced the news we’re all waiting for will just happen without warning.
Like…why aren’t we electing more normal people like this?!?
There is a WHOLE ASS magazine at the god damn grocery store line with the SAME NAME! How????
And that’s the truth! (Also sorry about the gout, shit sucks)
The assholes in these institutions have to know their days are numbered right??
Weird how everyone around you getting sick and dying could be a distraction from learning
This morning (9/1) at 8 AM feds pulled over a couple at 18th & Park NW. They smashed the window, dragged the husband out & arrested him. When a community member stopped to record they were grabbed & threatened w/ pepper spray by this piece of shit. @mayorbowser.bsky.social do you welcome this too?
What fucking year is it?! And as someone who needs a lot of support, I don’t know what else to do guys, you’re gonna have to see the straps, deal with it.
Somehow my mom’s rural Catholic Church figured out a way to stream mass online and not to mention that the general thought is that one shouldn’t put their health or safety at risk in order to worship.
'Something to ponder' cmon MAN and not even a thank you for your attention to this matter this is absolutely not djt
Like… in 2000, they did this Live, *In Düsseldorf*, three days after 4/20. I mean GOD DAMN. m.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP...
Like, the man hasn’t really looked healthy ever but comparing this pic to others earlier in the year and it’s very stark.
From this month’s Onion.
If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.
His face looks puffy and kinda swollen…dude looked way healthier just last month.
The man has a very idiosyncratic style which make it a bright flashing light when that style is suddenly very different.
this is very much one of those xkcd geology comic things but it in general is always surprising for me to remember that at core most people don't remember that odds are an overwhelming majority of their ancestors did affirmatively not consider each other part of the same ethnic group
One thing that the backlash to COVID has taught me is that nobody understands how risk works. The bars opened before the schools because going to a bar is an opt-in activity and going to school is required, not to mention schools being a place where germs are passed around all the time.
POPE LEO: “Let us plead God to stop the pandemic of arms, large and small, which infects our world.” He prays for the victims in Minneapolis, and “the countless children killed and injured every day around the world”
Conflating cause and effect is probably one of the shallowest lines of thought in human history
Am I tripping or did the icon to share a post change a couple weeks ago and then change back?
No shit?
I'm enjoying the online speculation far too much, I fear.
Anti-HIV, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, bovine spongiform encephalopathy, cetirizine, olestra, welp Seems about right lol
Teeny tiny mothmen?
Why are they holding metro cards like that? They don’t know they can use their phones now because its 2025?
That can happen to an old person real quick tbh
I’ve tried googling to figure out what Lisa Cook’s sorority defending her on the mortgage fraud allegations has to do with any judge recusing from a case. Doesn’t seem to be any connection, as far as I can tell.
Maybe he IS dead!?
Oddly I’ve been driving when a lot of important news drops recently like when Biden announced he wasn’t running and then when Trump got shot. I’ll be driving ~5 hours tomorrow!
Kinda off topic but does anyone else thing “fruit stripe” gum when they see that logo? I swear the font is similar too
Nothing is gonna happen in one day relax he’s probably not even conscious! I gotta be back in the city when the party starts!
He’s gotta hold out another day so I can be back in the city when he croaks!
He posted this 6 hours ago. But it appears to be from a week ago based on the fact that Gruden posted this on Aug 23, same shirt, and at Trump National.
Having lived through a decade of harrowing events as a child, I'll say it's *good* to imagine the day you'll move beyond the reach of a cruel person—even if that moment won't fix everything. They want to convince you of your powerlessness, but that's not how this story ends.
I hope Palantir goes up in flames. Both literally and figuratively.
He cannot help himself from bullshitting.
Democrats aren't fighting for Black kids' and trans kids' and disabled kids rights in our public fucking SCHOOLS WHICH HAS BEEN A FOUNDATIONAL CORNERSTONE OF THEIR PARTY SINCE THEY WERE REPUBLICANS because they're a fucking coward ass opposition party who doesn't care about any of our kids
A psychotic breakdown isn’t a crime! Free Lil Nas X!
Because someone told them it would make them better than others and that was a huge fucking lie?
considering republicans are trying to traffic children literally as we speak, “we will protect your children from republicans” is a broadly applicable goal that seems easy to sell but i guess we don’t talk about child safety at the kitchen table?
the thing about making every minute of your presidency a reality show about you is that people notice when you don’t show up for multiple episodes
so you're admitting he disappeared
That’s where I’m confused…
Buried lede: judges can in fact turn planes around
Fuck this guy I hope he dies in a fiery diarrhea accident
Lmao
I want to burn each and every one into my memory so I’ll know if I ever encounter them
I would read a whole series of reports like this on each individual federal goon. They all deserve a profile.
what if “Stop the Genocide” was a Netflix series, maybe then people would watch
Yes we know
what if i don’t live in a village what if i live in a hamlet?
Wait why is NY at moderate risk? Maybe I’m out of the loop but I haven’t heard of any legislation in the works that has a chance of passing?
Exactly! Win win for everyone!
Yeah make it like how people do roadside memorials for people who died in accidents
If Trump hates wind and solar…fucking up farming is only gonna make wind and solar farms flourish. Folks gotta pay the bills one way or another.
I know this is anecdotal but my family has a corn (and some soy) farm in the Midwest (IL I think) and wind farms have been bugging them to rent land for years and years. They just signed off on the lease and are already receiving money monthly.
I get my best naps on the train ride home from work
Judge: I don't want there to be any ambiguity in what I'm ordering or what the govt is expected to do. Plaintiffs: Because of multiple misunderstandings that have resulted in irreparable harm, I would like to extend hearing until children have been removed from plane.
We have returned!
And with every ounce they put on the scale people keep showing up more and more.
he'll send ICE to intimidate us. if i see an ICE agent at my polling place i'm going to walk right past him.
“I watched Snow White when I was a kid and I ain’t gave a bitch a poison apple yet” is art and belongs in the Louvre
My mom (in Florida) keeps warning me about making sure u have this or that document to make sure I can vote… And every time I just tell her NYC doesn’t require ID to vote. I’m already registered, I just have to show up. I don’t anticipate that changing any time soon.
trump can issue as many executive orders as he wants, perhaps coverage should reflect the fact that a lot of these have the legal force of a child's wishlist for santa
maybe if we sang “Free Palestine” to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” we could get more white people on board
Unironically a good idea!
Learn how to make better bread ya dumb bitch, this is entirely a you problem!
The lack of random capitalizations is…odd.
At this point just start chalking every crosswalk
All that warring for us to wind up West England anyway.
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
you know I thought it was sept already today too…
“bluesky has no pull” we had the world thinking the president was dead, we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine
shutting replies and quotes to update that the sky isn't falling just talked to them and they gave us an exception because of our voluntary profit model... so, holy shit, good job FourthWall thanks to everyone who immediately poured out. feel guilty for adding y'all to our panic attack.
Did not expect my hometown (Crystal River) to be name checked here but damn lol
Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom
I’m byrning too
Boooooooo
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They cannot steal that joy from me! Also no one respects or likes Vance so he won’t be able to wield the same power
Just a little taste of things to come
spotted by who is my question
Every single one of these deserve a very public hearing to make up for the intentional institutional cruelty. The people doing it deserve to be sued too.
“It sure is a film”
Oh thank god those are the cuter ones anyway
Are river otters bad too? 🥺
Like relatively minor I mean
Probably having some kind of procedure is my guess
Nice catch!
very into a world where the boss slowly transforms into david lynch
Hm, to be honest I agree — but have we considered that Republicans don’t want to address crime by clearing cases, but instead prefer to address “crime” by menacing/harassing Black and brown people?
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No it can’t happen while I’m away from the city lol
Ah yeah lol I just saw…need to get something bubbly in the fridge
What’s happening this weekend?