My 16yr old cat looked in similar condition to Trump, in the days before we had to have him put to sleep.
Stunningly beautiful 18 year old model, gifted intellectual and self-made multi-billionaire, 3rd in line to the British throne. Pathological liar. British-American in New York
87 followers 74 following 536 posts
view profile on Bluesky
My 16yr old cat looked in similar condition to Trump, in the days before we had to have him put to sleep.
How’s he going to afford his hospital bills?
I never thought the boner pills were for you. They don’t make them strong enough to effect you.
Your lawyer sounds like the sort of person we want on The Supreme Court
I suppose it could be worse. #thehundred could be sponsored by Anusol
Joe Root dressed like a packet of skips with a puppet meerkat in the background, and being caught out for 10... is not dignified #thehundred #cricket
No, and no teams are sponsered by NikNaks or Frisps either, which seems like a mistake.
He looks well.
I thought a similar thing recently, was watching Alfred Hitchcock Presents from the 1950s & a lot of episodes featured older people still wearing Edwardian dress & Edwardian decor.... but that would only have been 50 years past for them, like 1975 for us today.
That makes me feel funny. Like a reverse fear of heights.
Is this ment to be a compliment?
I have a confession. I'm a grown, adult, childless woman. And I've been re-reading Enid Blyton's Famous Five books these last few weeks. God they are good! I'm loving them. Despite the five constantly stopping to eat sandwiches, they are really good.
Yes, and in New York its called The Tappan Zee bridge okay. It's not the Governor Mario Cuomo bridge, and it never will be.
Rice is at its best when mixed with other things. Nobody wants plain white rice. Egg fried rice with soy sauce, delicious ❤️
Aliens finally got him, yeah?
They have timetables?
Butker must have been wearing lifts in his shoes. Its the only possible explanation.
You could have massive hair in those days. They didn't have to wear cycle helmets, and doorways were wider so they could accomodate a massive head, probably.
Where have you collected all this photos from?
Seriously. We should never have tests in Manchester. This always happens. It’s too damn rainy there.
You think it should be lower? I agree. Lets make the voting age window 30 to 65. But only if these voters have a doctors certificate proving they are sane.
We need an upper age limit on voting. Nobody over 75 should be allowed to vote as it's not thier future.
Yum. I'll be right over.
Good.
England should be awarded 50 extra points for inventing the sport.
We all know what will revive it. Money.
I bet my mortgage there will be unintended negative consequences of this.
Nothing good will come of this.
Why do we need this in art?
It really is time for Harry to move on, actually it was time to move on 20 years ago.
Seriously we don't need more cricket. Please tell me they will dial back on the T20 world cup to compensate.
Watching Siraj get increasingly crazy angry was a lot. By the end of the 5th test they’ll have to tazer him & strap him to a stretcher to get him off the pitch.
Red-trousered ?
Mirror Sport: Praise the Lord's #TomorrowsPapersToday
It does look like a crab or a shark with big green teeth.
Tech bros don’t want to save the world. They want to own it, brand it, license it, and charge you a monthly fee to visit.
Who cares? Unless its the last final ever for this tedious franchise. That would make it vaguely interesting.
You must be hallucinating. Drink a glass of water & go lie down for an hour.
Is anybody actually watching this?
Joe Root.
This would be fabulous. Do it.
Good. He’s too good-looking. They need to protect his beautiful face from harm. A cricket ball might break his nose or something.
What’s that strange blue thing at the top of the photo? The bit where the grey, dank sky is supposed to be?
It feels like the last 3 days of play were a pointless waste of time, with the end of 2nd innings scores being tied. #ENGvIND
They'll never replace me with AI. Not when you can get a monkey to replace me. Just get one from the Bronx Zoo. Probably smell nicer than me too.
This guy is so talented. Feels like a safe pair of hands.
This is like giving a murderer an axe to sharpen.
Just wet your knickers & blame it on the pup.
I dont understand. There must have been sabotage. England's bats were all made of edges.
Does he wear Winklepickers to bat? His toes are curving in too far. He needs some better fitting boots.
Jamie Smith is so talented. He is starting to be the backbone of the England team & the future hope #ENGvIND
And it would be CHEAPER for the American people to have universal healthcare. The richest country in the world denying the poorest citizens healthcare just because they are poor is criminal.
A barrier against an extremism????? That is ridiculous.
🎯🎯🎯
I've been thinking the same thing. His batting has fallen off a cliff.
England only need 8+ an over now. Bashir can do it easy.
When was the last time Stokes actually had a decent bat? I think he got a 50+ off West Indies last year.... but I'm starting to think his best batting days are behind him #ENGvIND
Play for a draw? Bazball must be turning in his grave #ENGvIND
Violet Coco! What a fabulous name.
Is Keir a serial cheater, multi divorced liar, with multiple children from different women who treats his family like shit as well then?
I'd love to try this. I'm addicted to apples, eat at least 3 a day.
America party? Just what the US needs, another fascist, far right set-up.
England will do this easily. They only need another 536 runs, 5.95 an over. What could be more simple? ENGvIND
They had the cowboys in. You can get doors in B&Q for under 100 quid.
I never doubted him for a moment. *crosses fingers*
Maybe they just need to bomb it one more time for it to work.
Is that Jonny Bairstow? He looks younger somehow.
Have you been naughty again. Has your Mummy sent you to bed without any dinner?
Shall we go back and review that coin toss again, when Stokes chose to bowl first? Still a mistake? #ENGvIND
Siraj looks absolutly effing furious that Woakes got runs off him #ENGvIND
But Bazball
Don't do it.
Like what? sexist? 'look at the young girls lovely legs' sort of thing?
We have avoided World War 3. We skipped right over it to World War 10x
The point of Zak Crawley is to provide visual comedy by pairing him with Duckett
Siraj looks different, has he done something to his hair? Did he get a bowl cut, or is that the English weather making it lose its bounce & stick to his head? #ENGvIND #INDvENG
You can have an AI Atherton do that for you in a few years
Yes, Pope will have a double century by tea. Its a certainty.
Crawley out. Dosen't matter, we are filled with confidence as Ollie Pope comes in at No 3. England will win this easy, no doubt about it. #ENGvIND #INDvENG
Relatively? It looked like the army had just got out of bed & were doing a casual stroll to Starbucks to get coffee to wake themselves up.
The US just dosent do this sort of thing well. Pomp & circumstance isn’t part of the culture, and when it’s attempted like today, it’s oddly lacking.
Finally some sensible thinking on here.
No women marching?
Nice one God
It’s too late now. He’s already been elected & can’t run again. You are trapped.
Vegetable. It’s a bit like chips.
ooooOOOOOOOoooohh
Is it because it’s the nearest thing to eating a vegetable?
Wtf! Do you mean these last few years of england’s white ball problems could have been solved all along, with Jimmy Anderson??
June is LGBT Pride Month. Love is love. Be your fabulous selves. A good piece here for any of my friends that want to learn about its history: lordslibrary.parliament.uk/pride-in-the-u…
England wants to marry him and have his babies.
Back on the team bus on the way home.
He does get better & better. By my calculations, Root will be the best sportsperson in the history of the universe by the time he is 65 years old.
Can we clone Joe Root? The technology exists, yes? #ENGvWI
England really could have lost another 3 or 4 wickets here. They were almost 62-6 #ENGvWI
Bloody kids, no respect for anything. Bring back WG Grace, he'd treat his sunglasses like a delicate flower.
'Mon England, lets hope its an exciting competitive game... But not too competitive. #ENGvWI
Its not very nice
