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With all of Nonna’s favorite recipes inside. 🍝
I’m guessing an executive order stating cankles are alpha?
Using the fuck outta that autopen I’m guessing
What’s going on here exactly? Anyone? 🤷🏼♂️
It’s time to teach Susan Collins a lesson.
Trump: I FEEL GREAT NOTHING IS WRONG HERE LOOK A PHOTO OF ME GOLFING FROM A WEEK AGO Giuliani: I WAS HELPING SOMEONE DONT SPREAD CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT MY CAR WRECK Trump: EPSTEIN IS OVER HE DIED A LONG TIME AGO GET OVER IT Sure, guys.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry all previous recipients, the medal has been invalidated.
Is he still wearing a child as a human shield? Weird.
He’s not traveling to NJ like they had announced. Not even to Florida. Sure does seem like someone is staying awfully close to Walter Reed, doesn’t it?
What the hell’s wrong with him? Chemo?
Just so you know, everything that is being pushed out from the Whitehouse is just a ploy to distract us from the Epstein victims testifying on Capitol Hill on Wednesday. Thank you Rep Ro Khanna (D-CA) and Rep Thomas Massie (R-KY) for making this happen. The victims deserve justice! 💥🔥💥
There’s still time, @mcdonalds
This drawing got taken down the last time I posted it but let’s see if Meta’s coziness with prolific pedophiles has softened over time.
Jesse Watters: “You weren’t ever on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet, were you?” RFK Jr: “I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times.” Release the freaking Epstein Files. Believe the survivors and their families. We want accountability.
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I like the rebrand.
Can the media STOP referring to Jeffrey Epstein as a “financier”? The money he made came from SEX TRAFFICKING MINORS, RAPING CHILDREN, and BLACKMAIL. He was NOT a financier. I’ve seen at least five stories from three outlets refer to him this way in the past week. This is the latest from the Times:
He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
Fatality.
The first thing I thought of when I heard Rudy was in a car accident was I bet that upholstery is absolutely covered in shit sweats
Basically if you look like a sundowning pixelated walrus covered in sunburnt mayonnaise you nailed it
A WARNING FOR DONALD TRUMP: Not everyone is as stupid as your voters or as chickenshit as your Republicans.
Pritzker: "We don't want troops on the streets of American cities. That's un-American and frankly the president ought to know better. This one doesn't seem to. He hasn't read any books. He doesn't seem to understand the Constitution or the laws."
On his first day back in the White House, Trump granted clemency to the rioters who stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021. That pardon gave them their freedom and even seemed to satisfy their initial calls for revenge.
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani was seriously injured in a car crash last night. www.rawstory.com/giuliani-tra...
Cosplay propagandist 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Systems fail slowly and then suddenly.
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
#EpsteinFiles #TrumpCoverUp
Omg is she serious 🤣🤣🤣 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
He starts randomly jabbering on about getting into heaven. Mysterious bruising on his hand. He disappears from the public eye for days. Even a child would suspect something was up. Everyone but Congress and mainstream media.
The entire fascist plot relies on us being terrified and sad. This is why they’re constantly trying to scare everyone with theatrics. They want you to see him as unstoppable and not as a 79-year-old with severe health problems who will die soon.
As Trump’s health declines, he seems completely preoccupied with his likelihood of reaching Heaven. Guess what, Donny? It’s too late for you. On the bright side, you’ll spend eternity with your best friend, Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah yeah we just wanna know if it’s fatal, doc
Jill Stein and Cornel West both disgust me — such goddamn, self-serving hypocrites.
Newsom just responded to Taco the Clown's deranged post this evening 🤡🤣
Release the Epstein files.
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He can pretend to be dead all he wants. I still want the Epstein files released.
It’s because of the ass-hat republicans isn’t? Fuck ! 😡
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I mean we can use ai to fix this easy enough. 🤔
The Social Security Administration official who exposed that the Department of Government Efficiency had left millions of Americans’ personal data vulnerable says he has been forced to resign due to retaliation. Charles Borges, who served as the SSA’s chief data officer, told
The president is not using EM dashes.
Also Lisa: That’s it. That’s all I got. Signed super concerned.
Jones: I want to bring theology into this because you have all these people that want to give thoughts and prayers. But I was a minister, and that is a form of theological malpractice—when you pray for something you have the power to change.
CHICAGO…
In a national poll, 9 out of 10 American flags prefer Governor Gavin Christopher Newsom.
If it were to happen Loomer tries to initiate a succession crisis within 15 minutes. That's how you'll know
I just saw someone refer to rfk jr as microwaved mel gibson & i can’t unsee it.
I imagine future historians will judge us by recent events where the shooting of children in church is met with shrugs, thoughts and prayers, and a tech bro getting the crap kicked out of him by a 15-year-old girl resulted in a military occupation of the nation’s capital
We’re getting an adult cabbage patch kid for president before 2028 whether we celebrate the good news when it happens or not
Such an Alpha Fail !!!
BREAKING: Congresswoman Maxine Waters just called for Trump’s cabinet to invoke “Article 25” of the Constitution to remove him from office. “Something's wrong with this president!" Who agrees?
No one's cheering on Trump's exit to the underworld more than the moon-faced, couch-abusing, Pope-killing Grim Veaper. Hopefully, his excitedly professed readiness if 'tragedy strikes' gets GV taken out before we bid adieu to the felon. Let it be a twofer 🙏🏻
How we’ll know
Conclusive proof thoughts and prayers don’t work: he’s fine.
Assuming it works (it will), I would like to be the first person to nominate McDonald’s for a Nobel Peace prize.
DOE 1 7 4
Or maybe he just got too close to RFK jr and something lept off of him. 🤔
Who knew, he meant bloated post mortem Elvis? 🤷🏼♂️ 🤣🤣🤣
Me logging onto social media just now.
Waiting for the all caps Truth post. I’M NOT DEAD!!! I FELL ASLEEP ON THE SHITTER!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! FUCK YOU ALL FOR LAUGHING AT MY DEMISE!!!
Oh so he's not being charged with flag burning and won't be going away for a year? How embarrassing for Donald!
Obviously he didn’t finish the obstacle course.
Let that sink in.
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
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Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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The comments on this are great. Smart, entertaining, educational.
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From General Lee to Generally Into Kids
Strange that Pariah Carey has been MIA for three days. Either it’s almost time, it’s already happened, or he’s at a bunch of back-to-back quinceañeras.
It’s time for that George Clooney Op-Ed expressing concern about Trump’s health…
He said he checks out kids at the airport. Is this a requirement with this administration?
Notice that this dangerous mother RFK Jr doesn't say he means a decrease
Mark Shaz 