I had a dude plotting on us moving out of the country but not plotting on us getting married. Nah. I’ve never lived with a man I wasn’t married to and I damn sure ain’t moving out the country with one. Rocks, rings, and paperwork or get the fuck on.
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I had a dude plotting on us moving out of the country but not plotting on us getting married. Nah. I’ve never lived with a man I wasn’t married to and I damn sure ain’t moving out the country with one. Rocks, rings, and paperwork or get the fuck on.
Clown shit. K Dot is HIM.
Honestly… I’m not sure. I think people in our age bracket have been traumatized and either don’t want to do it again, or are healed and can’t be bothered. Or they want to just jump right in without doing the work.
I want to get into it. I just need to take the time.
TALK ABOUT IT!!!!
8-Ball & MJG
Is this new? Cause I Ubered a PS5 controller from BBY last year…
You know what?!?!?!?!!?!
there's a special election tonight in Florida's SD-15 tonight, which is an Orlando-area 61-38% Harris district. looks like Dems will have a big overperformance. as of 3 PM, turnout is 60% D, 27% R, 12% NPA, 1% other (+34% D). that's a MUCH better margin than current registration or 2024 turnout.
Please don’t say this to me - because a payment plan for the King of Pen is looking like a VIBE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The WAY I swerved the Hobonichi madness like I was Andretti’s baby sister needs to be studied. Me and my Leuchtturms are big chilling. I grabbed the Tamagotchi cover on covers from Atlas and called it a day. Not this year, Japanese Satan. Not. This. Year.
And also: Chaka was for the people. Early in her career she got down with the BPs. This is just… blasphemy.
Listen! My bank account is full of smoke and ash. … and I’m eyeballing a Sailor King of Pen. 🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg! I love it! I passed on it and now I think I have regrets. But I copped so many pens the past few weeks…
And you KNOW this! 🧡🦇🎃
Job hunting and errands today because adulting. 😩 … but also: coffee. 🤎
You’re very welcome! 💕
An ICONIC jam.
Mob Psycho might scratch the itch too!
Death Note is maybe a little darker - more of a blend of real life and magic. Jujutsu Kaisen is probably the closest.
“And you’ll be at peace with yourself/ You won’t really need no one else” - My Life
Oh babes… there are sooooo many good ones. Demon Slayer JJK Windbreaker (if you just want to watch endless ass kicking. It soooo good!) I’ve been watching anime for over 20 years and I’ve definitely watched some bad ones but so many more good ones!
Nooooo! Please go watch better anime. There are so many!
Omg Nijima is a FOOL! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Appachai Hoppachai is my bebe. 💕
GetBackers Toriko Gauken Babysitters Cowboy Bebop Kenichi Ninja Scroll Campfire Cooking In Another World With My Absurd Skill Gintama
KENICHI MENTIONED! 💕
People be bumping Keyshia Cole Love when I Just Want It To Be Over is RIGHT. THERE!!!! Sweater god. 😩
Got DAMN TURN THIS UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
And just so we clear: my break up playlist is ELITE! I keep them thangs on deck because my heart stay broke. 😩😩😩😩
It’s been break-up songs all day! I’m here for it. Who y’all leaving? They ain’t shit! I’m on your side baby!
Played Love TKO at the bar and set it on fire. I’m that girl!!!!!
Louder, baby. Louder.
Aye… fellas… Change her last name so she know it’s real. 😉
Either way… Issa DUB!
Because Wu-Tang. Hello?!? BECAUSE. WU-TANG!
Me. Daily.
Roger Moore over EVERY OTHER BOND.
If. You. Take. Your. Love. Away. From. Me…
I played Cardi and then I played Rene & Angela because y’all gonna stop saying that’s Jay Z beat dammit! Go. Back. Further.
Bebe! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Fair. I had to give my PS5 a break today. I been going unnecessarily hard. 🤣🤣🤣
I let some shit rock simply because it usually isn’t worth the effort or time invested. So if I plot my revenge, you earned it. There ain’t no remorse for giving you what you wanted.
We finna run through the CITY like Tomb Raider. WE gonna put his ass to sleep and hit the damn streets for mayhem purposes.
They letting me play DJ at the bar. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s cool babes. I share that sentiment. 🤣🤣🤣 As long as you like it. Just don’t let nobody MAKE you. Don’t let nobody KEEP you in there if you change your mind. ❤️
Arizona said… NAH.
And that’s the truth. I’m very good at what I do.
Aye… Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. Don’t let nobody keep you in the damn house, trapped and bored. Idgaf. Put that shit on and GO OUTSIDE. (Yes, in this economy!) They’ll be alright. Or not. 🤷🏾♀️
That one.
I’m putting “in this economy!” behind EVERYTHING these days. “Eating Doritos?! In this economy?” “Burning candles?! In this economy?!”
Ok so… it’s not that I need to go to bed so much as I need to be put to bed. 🤔🤔🤔
I should find my bed but idk… sleep is elusive as fuck tonight.
And on THIS DAY… not a lie was told.
I’m a faceless clock With timeless hopes That never stop…
Clock ITTT!
Deep in it! Tasty Love I Could Use A Little Love Right Now Love Is Just A Touch Away Have You Ever Loved Somebody … man LISTEN!!!!
And while I’m out here sharing random opines: Freddie Jackson had an INCREDIBLE run. His slow jams are iconic. Legendary.
I hope so. It was a TIME!
Oh yes maam!
That man’s eye is on his chin. WTF is going ONNNNN?!
I want music videos and Black sitcoms and 90s vibes. This new shit is GARBAGE.
We had it all. 🥲
Noah’s Arc had JAMS. (The show. Not the movie. IYKYK)
This is a fact.
BUCKEYES BABY!!!!!!
Is he dead or is he just somewhere fucking off?
She talk too damn much. She always got a damn opinion. But she’s a sweetheart. Cuddly and loving. But my nerves. She be on em. 😩
This muhfukka. 🤣🤣🤣
Aye. Give the girlies something to talk them through before you talk them through it. Kthxbye.
Every. Single. Time.
Chiiiillllleee… slicker than a can of oil! 🤣
AND DID! She’s ridiculous! 🤣🤣🤣
My daughter was admiring herself in the mirror this morning before school. Me: Madam, you gonna bring your ass? We need to leave! Moo: I’m just admiring your handiwork, mom dukes. This heffa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
Agreed!
That part. He’s just as much of a culture vulture if not worse.
People will protect their children from anything except another adult who they want to like them.
Forensic as fuck! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To my folks - take care of yourselves and one another. All we got is us, baby. ❤️
This or go away.
It’s worth it!
This. And this only.
Hoodie theft is an act of affection. Either get down or lay down. Now stop complaining about it.
Imma be honest… All this Dem/Lib/ Left shit is exhausting. I feel like I’m listening to Bloods and Crips argue about the block. STFU, get your blicks, gats, and mouseketools and handle shit that needs to be handled.
Cooked like a Sunday dinner!
Straight garbage. Hellscape type shit.
This is beyond petty. He’s about to attempt some shit… you can bet money on it.
No. Damn. Body. We will NEVER see that level of fame again.
Easy money: Liberian Girl That fool was SANGIN’ bout that woman! Chiiiillllleeeee!
Almost Doesn’t Count is Brandy’s best song. 10/10. No notes.
I’m just saying. I’m on whatever type of time you decide we on.
Real shit. I’ll fuck your brother on Monday and have your sister in my mouth on a Tuesday. Take another route, my g. Safety first.
And AM! Twins, baby!
I told a dude I would fuck his brother in his bed. Don’t play with me. Find you something safe to do.
And understand: if you slide me, I will find the thing that will break you and do it with a smile on my face.
And I didn’t understand what the problem was. I’ve been the same way all the time. If you move shady, imma move shady right with you. Period.
I had a conversation with an ex of mine and we got down to the brass tacks of our relationship. He wanted to play in the streets. I found out and moved accordingly. He ain’t like that.
I’ve stfu because I was there and she was moving the needle in ways R&B hadn’t moved yet. But I’m letting folks have it. I’m not into pseudo arguments over subjective shit.