Mark Aitch
@ver-bat-man.bsky.social
Mental illness/chronic pain warrior. Not RW, not far-left. Dull Man. Biker. RC Geek. #RCSky #Motosky #RejoinEU #chronicillness #chronicpain #mentalhealthmatters #mentalillness
created October 12, 2024
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Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
Always thought Sting was an egotistical wanker. Turns out he's tight as a gnat's chuff as well. Don't tell me he can't afford to give Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers £750,000 each. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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When asked about the arrest, Starmer's official spokesperson said "that would be an ecumenical matter."
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Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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Noice! Enjoy!
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Fico likes all of that EU money though. If he's so hot for Putin, withdraw all EU grants and funding and let Uncle Vlad take over.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Another COVID casualty. Spent all of the lockdowns getting indoctrinated.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
Ex-comedy writer and TERF-adjacent international errorist Graham Linehan finally asked to rein it in on Twitter by police. bbc.com/news/article...
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🤣🤣🤣
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Serbia is just a grubby Russian suburb now.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
#motosky This is a sad story for me to have to post. A biker who's ridden across Asia and Europe gets to Nottingham in England and a scratty gang of thieves steal his bike, leaving him with just the clothes on his back. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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In that case, please sign and share my petition. Thx chng.it/BzzCQYRqXB
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Unsure that this idea of "Eco-Populism" will catch on. The Greens have been battling away with their eco-soviet manifestos for years with little success. Now they have a "personality" in charge. How will Polanski change our minds? Hypnosis? I'm getting cult vibes already.
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Probe..?
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Horror
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 but let's give him a chance. There's always chicken fillets.
The Bear (@bearlypolitics.co.uk) reposted
I want Keir Starmer to lead - to call out racism, not mutter about bunting. To offer real refugee policy, not parrot Farage. To show Britain is better than this. Instead we’re cowering. We must do better. They must do better.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
#greenparty joke
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Not driven by a Galloway-sized ego or (alleged) Russian funding though...
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Boom boom
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
My thoughts exactly. Populism rears it's ugly head in the Green Party...
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#satire
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If you can sing "Horst Wessel," "Erika" or "Panzerlied" in the original German, you're in. They were Farage faves back in the day, when he used to bully Jewish schoolmates at Dulwich College.
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What an absolute arsewipe. White supremacy in Australia is off the scale.
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Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
25 Reform Party UK Ltd local councillors who may as well be wooden spoons with faces drawn on them...
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❤️
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Farage inspecting the Reform Party UK Ltd councillors after the local elections... youtu.be/8JDkdc246QQ?...
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I feel seen.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
"Concerned Citizen" fools around, finds out. news.stv.tv/east-central...
Zoe Gardner (@zoejardiniere.bsky.social) reposted
Another day, yet ANOTHER stupid, pointless announcement on immigration from this stupid pointless government. Today: you are a student - we're going to write you a stern letter about how you better not be thinking of staying! Insanity. Racist, cowardly, insanity. #r4today
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
Please sign and keep sharing: chng.it/Y6Pg472wwx
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
As much as I love Cornwall (Kernow,) there's some schadenfreude attached to the accounts of Farage Melts painting red crosses everywhere. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/eu-ref...
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
What goes around comes around. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/eu-ref...
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@unroll.skywriter.blue unroll
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
It's that Scottish Daily Express again, with an article that basically says former artistic collaborators have disowned her because she's a feminist. I suspect there's a little bit more to it than that...
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
Fagash Fuhrer inspects his Reform Party UK Ltd supporters prior to launching another #farageriot youtu.be/8JDkdc246QQ?...
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China relied heavily on material support from other countries, merely to maintain its borders during WW2. Chinese Communist forces didn't beat the Chinese Republicans until 1949, with support from the Soviet Union. Xi needs to read a history book.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
There are no words for a time like this. Sending condolences and hugs to you and your family x
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Farage is probably all for it, because he'll use any aid sent to offset the cost of him sending asylum seekers there when he becomes Lord Protector.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, our finest patriots are defacing monuments with red crosses. youtu.be/wdPTrvIXv5o?...
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Stupid bloody Brexit bureaucracy. #rejoineu
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
@coldwarsteve.bsky.social summed it up pretty well. I think about what my dad and my uncles went through in the army, navy and RAF during WW2. Then the Fagash Fuhrer took the freedoms that they helped to win and used it to transport us back to early 1930s Germany.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Tories Assemble! youtu.be/wdPTrvIXv5o?...
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I love that man. He's always good, even when he's in some piece of crap (which "The Diplomat" isn't, btw.)
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Tory MPs arrive for reopening of Parliament - youtu.be/wdPTrvIXv5o?...
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Arrrrrr...
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
The share price is recovering slowly from the MASSIVE FUCKING NOSEDIVE it took earlier this year, for some reason. That was the point of posting the NASDAQ chart.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe she should be PM instead of the guy who thinks that he can appease our minority of rabid fascists?
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Get. Out.
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Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Now there are more advanced, better engineered EV alternatives to Tesla. There's a more ruthless market for used models too. The novelty has worn off. The tech bro engineering compromises are common knowledge now. Tesla: not bad EV cars, but not good EV cars either.
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Ten percent off WHAT?!
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that where Michelle Mone takes her ferrets?
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
The man has turned into a fucking liability.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
I wish he was on Bsky. Randy Feltface, not Devon. youtube.com/shorts/UfLYO...
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if white actors had to conform like this: No Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber. No Kenneth Branagh as Hercule Poirot. No Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. No Mel Gibson as William Wallace. No James Doohan (or Simon Pegg) as Scotty. No Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton or Pierce Brosnan as James Bond!
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Many actors in Radio 4's groundbreaking "H2G2" were recorded in cubicles so that the sound engineers could isolate voices and add effects later. There were times when the stage of the BBC Radio Theatre would have up to 4 actors in cubicles, relying on audio cues only. Good actors adapt to new tech.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Clumsy analogy. If you mean; do I have a problem with foreign people coming to the country that I was born in, then no. Britain isn't full, no matter what the far-right say.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
"Yeah but they was the right sort of illegal immigrants, yer honour. They paid cash up front."
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
Folks have been ripping into JD Pants over his attitude to prayer. Kids were wounded and killed while they were praying FFS. If he was left in a room on his own for 10 minutes, he'd start an argument with himself. This is the molten clownfuck who'll replace Trump if he carks it. FFS again.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought that Reform Party UK Ltd were against unelected officials forming government policy.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
Either the IDF is massively incompetent or they've been deliberately targeting journalists. Neither is a forgivable offence.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Excuse me if I don't believe anything a UK politician says at this time. We appear to have swapped a Tory clown show for a Labour clown show when it comes to the ECHR. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
MATT DAMON!
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Oh dear.
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🤣
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Badenoch thinks that everyone else in her life is a Non-Player Character and she can reinvent her past as she sees fit. She was not an anchor baby, had a "tough" middle-class upbringing in Nigeria and understands the working class because she once had a part-time McDonalds job.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
As the cunt now lives in the USA, Who gives a fuck what he's got to say?
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
I was not expecting to travel to Valpovo in Croatia to hear Korean Metal. #RollingQuartz #YB
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAaaAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
She actually visits her constituency though.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot ringworm
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Bizarre take.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Gladly
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck off.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Understanding how to pronounce "Jose" is easier than trying to work out "Móglaí Bap, DJ Próvaí, Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh, Naoise Ó Cairealláin and J. J. Ó Dochartaigh." You have a go.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
The only clear evidence is that they murdered their parents in cold blood. Are you one of those people who believes whatever murderers say? By all accounts, their father was a cruel man.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck off Tony. Who asked you?
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Danelaw was established in 9th Century. We're both wrong.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck would you know? Here for 5 minutes and you think you're William Wallace. Most of that movie was utter bollocks, you twat.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Hence the petition. We need to see how much support PR has.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
It's either utter idiocy or invented outrage produced on a schedule.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Yikes! Strong Internet Look is Strong
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Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
Footage of Reform UK Party Ltd supporters assembling for another #farageriot in Epping... youtu.be/wdPTrvIXv5o?...
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I caught a coach from Victoria coach station on the day of her funeral (September 6th) and I have NEVER seen London so eerily quiet. It was "28 Days Later" quiet.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
He's our jism-scented equivalent of Alex Jones.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
The idea that the Bayeux Tapestry (it's actually an embroidery) would be transported to the UK (it was sewn here btw) unprotected in any way is ludicrous. French experts have got just under a year to get together with the British Museum and work out how to protect the fabric in transit.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
You're doing something right. Big thanks to you and your team.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social)
#farageriots
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd say that this would be a massive improvement. Everything else about Reform UK Party Ltd privatising everything and selling us to China would be shit though.
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
The Balkanisation of Essex continues. Flag-shagging, fake religious dogmatism and persecution of anyone who doesn't wear at least 1 item of Adidas clothing.
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Nice!
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It's more likely that this mess was created by Tory incompetence and petty corruption than by any planned action. Putin was probably laughing his head off and saying "I wish I'd thought of that."
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Some very American exceptionalism in the comments. Europeans are too busy chasing pickpockets down to post videos of it on TikTok.
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Yay for Cake!
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The Railway Arms we're missing
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Although the room was smelly
Mark Aitch (@ver-bat-man.bsky.social) reply parent
Politician? In what dark, twisted alternative reality is the Fagash #farageriots Führer a politician?