Every accusation is a confession, with certain people.
Every accusation is a confession, with certain people.
Just realized what happened in Alaska, Putin offered Trump asylum over the Epstein thing and Trump basically accepted it as a contingency, and everyone heard this.
Gary is the Blood of the Baboon Heart.
Something about sending a tank column into Chicago.
Feeling the prescience upon me, If Trump were to upset the world and croak JD Vance will become president, he'll appoint RFK, jr vice president, because Vance knows everyone hates him so his puppeteers will think of Kennedy as someone Republicans will coagulate around, and pitch in for anarchy.
I would watch this movie. It might be the bookend of an era that started with Pink Flamingos.
You can't spell malignant without MAGA. MAliGnAnt
I can’t wait either! 🔵
Every breath someone else takes is spitting in the face of MAGA.
It's because he's on horse tranquilizers, because he had a dream where he couldn't find his dick, and he woke up in a violent sweat, and he still couldn't find it, so he went to the doctor, who thought, wow, does this guy need horse tranquilizers.
Man in Batman onesie foils early morning burglary, nabs suspect, www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...
Probably has covid.
The issue with building passenger rail in the US isn't just building it for one country, it's building it for fifty of them.
Giuliani rendering assistance sounds as unlikely as the rest of it.
Lost in the Supermarket, www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZw2...
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
Heroic virtue has a greater truth than insane evil, and a greater practicality as it's already fixing a problem.
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Love, love this.
This is what conservatives think the news should be.
Brains of a feather,
In fairness, aren't we all? On the other hand, dear god . . . he could be the least attractive person in the history of humanity to become a head of state.
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.
You know those people who voted for Trump and now they're complaining about it and you know they'd do it again in a minute, and they will do it again next time?
Because she's assuming elections won't be needed?
These are the people who got all the way to the end of the 4th season of The Boys only to, at that point, realize, omg, Homelander is the bad guy! The same challenged people who thought the first Colbert show was on the level. Why is this level of dissociation not a diagnosable condition by itself?
Worked well enough I could imagine re-watching it.
Today's affirmation, the administration of Our Great Princess Tiny Paws is the only government in human history that I can look at and know, with confidence and complete certainty, that I would be better at any one of those jobs than any one of those people, every single one of them.
Learn about this very serious condition from the cast of #Peacemaker #BirdBlindness #BirdBlindnessAwareness
i honestly believe much of the fox news formula would work for liberal-left leaning news. attractive people, whiz bang graphics, us vs them messaging etc. humans are humans and it all works. (and no this is not an endorsement of lying, its simplification and branding)
How Fox does it,
I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
Chicago keeping art alive:
This nurse remembers. 😢
I think it's important to always remember that conservatives are a different society and a different culture. Everyone else is doing great! We need to clearly and publicly address how alien they are. They are definably separate.
What a cursed sentence (gift link) “The A.I. companies selected to oversee the program would have a strong financial incentive to deny claims. Medicare plans to pay them a share of the savings generated from rejections.”
Because we need to know! What do they call a nipple in the Nordic countries? www.youtube.com/shorts/5VTOn...
The face of a chicken's ballsack left at the beach.
oh dear god, old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
The weird thing about this whole militarization of American cities is the fact that he and his BFF Jeff Epstein, many have said, liked to rape children.
Pretty much the conservative argument for everything.
Isn't this a great basis for a lawsuit? Did this thing talk him in to this?
Wow, it's like it's your best friend!
And yet it's not necessarily not worth doing, either.
Can someone nominate Witkoff for the Ig-Nobel Peace Prize?
Great video, www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhsj...
No one wants to prosecute this guy for making terroristic threats?
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They gaslit you all throughout the election.
It would be helpful if Democrats came right out and said they'll prosecute everyone involved in this at the first opportunity.
Ghislaine Maxwell --she's like Jack the Ripper's hench-moll.
One of the three or four most perfect adaptations of a comic book to movies.
Let's see this in a tv ad,
Hand enlargement surgery went wrong, they told him he'd have to give up KFC, he's now overwhelmed with a sense of mortality.
The audience he's speaking to will have no clue that isn't true. It's that audience that needs to be addressed, directly and in language that engages them.
That's why they should make it an electric fence so they can heat it at night.
Lex Luthor would never waste that much money on his hair.
I’ll never forgive Pelosi and Schumer for allowing Republicans to make “Biden crime family” a thing after they opted to punt on the Trump family’s grotesque corruption. Political malpractice.
While riding in a golf cart?
And why 'camp', anyway? Pray-the-gay-away 'camp', what do they think is going to happen? Almost every story I've ever heard about summer camp is that's where people will have their first kiss.
This is the key problem Democrats have had for decades in running against these people. The audience wants to be motivated, and though this may be the lowest motivation, it's the one that works for at least half the crowd that turns out.
The real trick to beating people like that is you have to hate them, you have to hate them a lot, every day and all the time. Because all the people who voted for her respond to that and if your sending that vibe they'll listen to you when you're speaking rationally about something.
Re-programming Grok to be more Nazi is like sending your kid to pray-the-gay-away camp.
What is that old man doing, guarding his barrel full of crackers?
Just now I saw this picture of Sergey Lavrov, is this not the same guy? bsky.app/profile/ones...
This has been a key problem for at least forty years. When I was in college all serious interest and motivation was among wingnuts, and that was the early 80s.
And after that we get Woodstock. Surely a coincidence.
There's always hope. I re-watched Bound a few weeks ago, first time in 25 years, and was really surprised what a genuinely great movie it is.
Diabetic Man With Gene-Edited Cells Produces His Own Insulin—No Transplant Drugs Required, gizmodo.com/diabetic-man...
We get the pollution from the fracking while wasting the electricity. The perfect Republican arrangement, all harm no benefit.
In case you need that. You can use it to find out what things taste like without having to have the horrible experience of tasting it yourself.
It was the brain damage from lead exposure, cigarette smoke and chronic alcoholism, and a sea of other environmental pollutants.
I got my life for free but someone has been trying to make me pay for it every step of the way ever since.
in the last 20 years we've seen the first black president, the first orange fascist president, multiple wars, a global pandemic, the first woman vice president and an attack on the us capitol. how the heck are you still on "that cant happen its too crazy"?
On the plus side I feel I could escape from that guy.
They decided any physical fitness standards would be too woke.
Worthlessness is not the kind of state the modern world requires. Able to do nothing else social conservatives work to destroy the world, because that will give their worthlessness a fair shake.
Fuck ICE, abolish the Republican party. Are they not a terroristic threat?
Keratin extracted from sheep's wool repairs teeth in breakthrough, www.livescience.com/health/kerat...
the sandwich crimes unit contemplates the incident www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
'I bear the chain I forged in life, and you know that wasn't my thing! This is all your fault, Donald. No spirits for you tonight!'
It was our country that got rid of slavery. That was an enemy we defeated. When people like this claim it makes 'us' look bad, what they mean is IT MAKES THEM LOOK BAD. And that's what we need to keep doing, we need to keep making them look bad.
Now he's coming right out as pro-slavery? Can you write me a cartoonishly better candidate to run against?
Subway could really make some amends for Jared if they funded the legal defense of the sandwich guy
The Dems should be leaning harder into absolutely fucking everything. MAGA has no place in society, or in the US.
Donald Trump, the thinking man's halfwit, validates being wrong wherever it occurs. All you need is to believe.
Somebody needs to do that image as a Christmas Carol parody.
It's like a golden shower of crime.
Putin probably got Trump to agree it would only be fair if Russia had Alaska, too.
Isn't this kidnapping?
Disturbing video shows lawmaker stuffing ballots in swing state that Trump only won by 80,000 votes, www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
America's Nooze button.
"The only movement this old man should work on is a bowel movement!" I'm guessing he has staff who take care of that for him.
So a neighbor bursts into your house and says, “I want this house and I’m gonna fight you for it!” A guy down the street comes over and tries to negotiate and tells you “just give him half your house to stop the fighting.” IT’S NOT UP TO THE HOMEOWNER TO GIVE UP WHAT’S HIS TO MAKE PEACE!
Multiple Sclerosis Now was the first thing I thought of.
Explaining why what we're living through now is that social conservatives are attempting to create a world they understand.