Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
lol at this ESPN headline
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BYCTOM (@byctom.bsky.social) reposted
if your bluesky timeline is not 100% posts making fun of bill belichick and his flunkies, you are using this website incorrectly
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm probably enjoying this a lot more than I should. At least his GF is a hot gold digger!
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too girl, me too!
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
High school starts at 7:00, ends at 2:00. It's absurd. We have our shortest days in December. Just under 10 hours of daylight on the winter solstice (Dec 21).
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
He's trying to figure out if Tom Brady has any eligibility left
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Mandatory office day tomorrow. What's the over/under on how many hours I sleep tonight? I'm thinking 4.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
He's been golfing all weekend.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
It's terrible. Our high schools start at 7:05 am. It's not healthy for them.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, but if school starts at 7:00 (which it does in many cases), they may be required to get on the bus at 6:00 am. Which means they get up at what time? No child should be getting up at 5:30 am for school. We have a shortage of drivers.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
When was this? There is a shortage of drivers throughout the country. So you have fewer buses running. This impacts the schedule. What our situation may have been decades ago is not at all relevant to the situation today.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
I honestly can't tell if any of this is true (because he's seemed deeply impaired and on the brink for the last 10 years to me) or if we just want it to be true so desperately that we'll grasp at any straw.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, even if buses are available, at what times? Would the kids have to get up before dawn and, if lucky, get home by dinner? They're children. 12 hour days shouldn't be a thing.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
He'd rather hang onto the anti-vaxx evangelical weirdos
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still waiting for those taco trucks on EVERY corner
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a picture of him in my mind!! What he looks like, what his little notes sound like 🥹
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, I refuse to see the movie. Just no way it will live up to the book.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I love him SO much. What an amazing little character.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
There's like a 99% chance that video is AI. We have no idea anymore.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
He's still going to turn on them when they struggle because he's old.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I did! It's my favorite book that I've read in a long time, I have passed it on to my mother. I loved the ending!! I thought it was the perfect ending. It was the last great surprise in a book full of surprises.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!!! Bestie is turning 50 and this is the perfect gift!
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Tiny neighbor, who turned 1 in July, is taking swim lessons with her dad every week. Week 1 was rough (she hated it), week 2 was better, week 3 she was ALL IN. Such a fun activity for her to do with Dad and one more way to keep her safe.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
that's a very fair point
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
This was the moment it all should have ended for him. And when it didn't, that's when I knew they were shifting from political party to full on cult.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you baiting us on a holiday 😂
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
lololololololol........ it's so cute how they think we're all as dumb as MAGA.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I have to know where you got it. Bestie is a critical care cardiac NP and that girl absolutely geeks out over the heart. It is her favorite thing to talk about and she would LOVE to have this sitting in her living room.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep thinking about how cults operate. Once the leader is gone, they tend to just sort of fall apart. They may try to keep going but that weird, all consuming devotion is gone with the leader.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
His recent random rambling about getting into heaven might not have been so random......
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
D17 is home to the OG ML Rose. AND, you can hear car racing from inside your house. You don't even have to go outside!!!
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did I do this for THREE seasons of AJLT?
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I am available for this. I have a list!
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
My back is killing me today. And yesterday. I have no idea why. Apparently I can no longer be on my feet for 4 or 5 hours without sitting???? I'm popping 10 mg of Toradol before bed 🙄
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
For some reason, they need to account for a woman in this story. Interesting.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they still name the generations? I have no idea. I stopped paying attention somewhere around Gen Z. Because I'm hardcore Gen X and we just don't care 😂
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
If Steve Smith hates the idea, they'll all fall in line behind him. That's how this works.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, the hydrocolloid band aids are the best!! They're like little strips of magic! They will heal a bad blister almost overnight.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Yesterday I helped out w/ a Labor Day picnic, set up lunch for about 90 people, helped clean up. Then I got some fall flowers for my porch. Today my lower back is killing me. It's a 7 out of 10. I can barely stand up. Sometimes I don't even recognize this body anymore. Not as young as it used to be.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this idea, Whitney. Sometimes they really don't want "housing" in the traditional sense. But, they might want a meal and a shower. This would be a way to meet them where they are, literally and figuratively.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
I've used NoriZite Nasal Spray for almost 3 years now. I never enter a public space without it. I order it from the UK. I have not had Covid. Ever. Now, thanks to one bloated, orange, demented psychopath and the backwards, ignorant cult that supports him, I can't get it. No shipping to the U.S.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
He is so fake
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
They actually tie knots!!! 🤯
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the weaver birds! It's very hard work! I read that a group of graduate students was given a project to make a weaverbird nest, they were given 2 weeks. None of them could do it 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6svA...
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
All I can find is some random FB post, which I'd hardly consider a reliable source 🙄
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if the folks at Park Center could help?? Or at least offer suggestions. Their East address is on Woodland.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
It’s only the first Saturday of the season and I’m already saddled up and back on my “I need an option for BOTH teams to lose” horse. Brian Kelly? The worst. Dabo? The worst.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know how we have football Saturday without starting with a headgear pick. I really can't fathom it. That's how we all know it's time to roll.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
I'm going to miss Coach tremendously. He's been part of my Saturdays for over 3 decades now. Even after his stroke, he brought value to the show, even when he needed support from those surrounding him. It was a powerful lesson about persevering and being a helper. Salute to Corso 🏈
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Manaen!!! What did you do?!? Oh noooooo. Time to grow some new skin 😬
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep thinking about potential "emergencies." Clearly we'll have mishaps involving bachelorettes, right? Likely involving a pedal tavern or hot tub bus. Tornado, obvi. How about mutant cicadas threaten the city? A deadly pile up on Gallatin Road. Explosion at the library. We should all make a list!
Kate from Kharkiv (@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social) reposted
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Oh, he involved Taylor in this?? lol. Yeah, that's not going to work for her. Good luck Zuck!
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I should also mention that she is never wrong. Never. My mother experienced a horrific dog bite several years ago. A few days later, they found a blood clot in her heart. Bestie immediately said takotsubo cardiomyopathy, from the trauma/stress/adrenaline from the bite. She was right. Always.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
That's her suspicion. Just hard to say what stage.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Bestie - a critical care cardiac NP for almost 3 decades now - has confirmed. The tell tale signs are there and she knows 'em when she sees 'em.
Johnnie Jae (@johnniejae.bsky.social) reposted
Dear White People, It is okay to just say Native American. You don't have to do that weird pause thing or say it as if you're using air quotes. If you are feeling a little unsure, it is okay to ask us what term is preferable or even what tribe specifically.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
It is not an if. It will happen. Just a matter of when. He is a mortal human being, 79 years old. The average lifespan of white men in the United States is around 76 years old. So, not only will it happen, it will happen sooner rather than later. It's science he can't cancel or erase.
Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I still have my grammar and composition book from college. I won't get rid of it.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
ok but I need dramamine to watch this video 😂
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Yes, books for me and, also, vinyl. I don't know why just looking at them brings me joy, but it does.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
I hope he and Gilda are somewhere, together, making each other laugh.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been taking it for about 4 years as a migraine preventative. It has helped with that (🙌) but has not done much for my sleep.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
When great people find each other, great things can happen in our city.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I did warn you. Go home and wash your hair.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I confess that I bummed one not long ago. Caved under the stress and also one too many drinks. It was awful. Awful. I couldn't even finish it. The smell, the taste. I could still smell it the next morning, had to get up and immediately wash my hair and sheets. How did I smell like that every day? 🤢
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Or it will make him livid because it is dissension.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
A moment of silence for our beloved McCabe
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Other sources say only 1 is required and basically nobody knows WTH is going on.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
The article from NPR says you must have two on the list. "Physical inactivity" is a "condition." Time to embrace being a couch potato.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
And I have no doubt that *this* group is highly qualified and professional 😂
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like seeing a potential jury pool would scare a lot of people straight 😂
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought about our Covenant families. This must be so traumatizing for them.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
My one experience terrified me. I just looked around and thought “there is not one person here who I’d trust to decide my fate” I swear there were people in pajama pants who had just rolled out of bed.
Sloan Ashton (@ashton7sloan.bsky.social) reposted
Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School. A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country. Our priorities remain idiotic.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to know where they found that stone. It's a one-of-one antique.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Idc what anybody else says, I love the ring 🤷♀️
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody can even stand up and stand firm with a simple marketing decision and we think we're going to fight fascism and military occupation in cities across this country? lol, okay.
Alice. (@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online) reposted
All I’m going to note is: if Trump wants to really try and take over the news cycle after the Taylor Swift engagement news, there is exactly one thing he can do that would make the internet happy like this. 👀
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Same, not an option for me. I'll be on the ship with you.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think it's very original but I don't hate it.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure it's true. It's standard logic.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it comes down to how likely we think it is that the new one will ever become available and is something better than nothing. I hate this so much. We had a process. It worked. Updated shots were rolling out every September. Like everything else, they have destroyed it.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
All I can tell you is what was said this morning. I can't speak to what never happened.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a menace to the game. Are he and Joker besties? They should be.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
They're ripping him this morning on the ESPN pre-match show. His game is falling apart, he needs serious consequences, basically he's trash, his prize money should be taken. They are ripping him.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, banning vaccines was always the end game.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not going to happen. I'm not even sure the FDA has the ability to approve anything at this point. I have been wondering if we should get whatever is available at this point.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Enjoyed my woke breakfast this morning. Also there was a 35+ minute wait so clearly that MAGA outrage is really having an impact 😂
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Well, it's almost Covid booster time for me. September is my month. Who knows if anything will be available, what it would be, how much it will cost me. No idea. Thanks to everyone who refused to vote for her and helped hand the election to these deranged lunatics.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
Trying this next week at the office. Will report back.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
It sometimes seems like they're like "oh, wait, we have city government, I forgot about that......." Zero awareness.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
Why don't you just pick the GOOD ones and make that the total number (incl floaters). Also, I like your list.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
I was kidding 😏 I'm a big proponent of leaving time alone & never changing the clocks. I don't mind if it gets dark at 8:00. Or 7:00. It's evening/night time, it should be dark. As a raging insomniac, daylight at 8:30/9:00 at night is super unhelpful! Although, DST really is not healthy in general.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
The days are getting shorter. Shouldn’t we be moving the clocks ahead again???
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s just frustrating when it’s always an “us” problem and never a “them” problem.
Blondish on bsky (@vg-plus.bsky.social)
You’ve gotta love Canada 🇨🇦 he doesn’t recognize or understand “good will” and sees it only as encouragement to bully harder but I’m glad Canada is our neighbor.