I'm pretty sure like half my followers are spam or bots, it's par for the course just about anywhere it seems 😔
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I'm pretty sure like half my followers are spam or bots, it's par for the course just about anywhere it seems 😔
It is such a good feeling, I quickly get depressed the longer I'm not out in nature!
Ok we need to team up then
Chug a whole bottle for good measure. Make sure to snort while laughing. Yes, preferably screaming. Try making a fist while raising your middle finger to keep the audience engaged. This is good advice, I am not trying to sabotage your date whatsoever.
They got a better breakfast than I did! What a couple cuties though
Have you ever considered that maybe...
america, a nation of terrified idiots
You're at the right place at least!
Omg Jenn you never disappoint on the innuendos 🤣 Looking good today!
My what long whiskers you have!
#WhiskersWednesday, Brought to you by Macy. 😃 #DarceyandMacy #GuineaPigs
I'm gonna need a lot of ice to cool down over here 🥵
Dude in my DMs: baby you’re mad beautiful.. where you from Me:…the sixth plane of Hell
If he dropped a "let me just sneak past you" then it was straight up flirting
PragerU is what replaced PBS. Let that sink in. The federal funding wasn't cut, it was transferred.
🙌👏
Wait I just looked up the circles and you are definitely in the 2nd circle, I stand corrected 😉😂
Rev posting from the 9th circle of hell
Like the adage goes, deactivating makes the heart grow fonder! We'll miss you, but seriously good for you, take care of yourself and soak up the present
One tall glass of Devi Pepper please, I've got a taste for those 23 secret flavors
Looking good, especially after a decade hiatus!
Don't worry, no one was reading the caption before smashing the like button 😂
I'm all gas - get it going with a few pulls and I can whack weeds for hours
Best I can do is a curmudgeonly "I'm not annoyed by you, I'm annoyed by everything else" Jk, you're not annoying and deserve whatever kind of kisses the occasion calls for 😉
Brb getting 8/10 tipsy to test this theory
The little white socks 🥹
Thank youuu! Hopefully I'll have it up to par soon and can do a better quality recording
My posts have that effect on people 😂
If only you'd spend them on jagerbombs, you'd still get the redbull plus a nickel back in return!
ok no need to flex there, humbucker - i pickup what you were putting down
That's rough, hoping things go your way 💜
Too real! And a TV playing either HGTV or The View
Just like me (pitted and topping-ready) *looks out at empty crowd* is this anything?
Unreal is the most accurate description. I genuinely can't get over this! You've been photographing some real bangers lately!
What kind of project are you thinking?
I was born a Cleveland fan, we have never been good 🤣
I remember watching a German film called "look who's back" about the second coming of Hitler and him being a TV celebrity. Thought it was a verbatim parody about the 2016 election... nope it was from 2014.
You know, with regard to the illegal military deployment in Chicago... HBO predicted this almost exactly in 1997 with a dark comedy. Highly recommended. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sec...
I loved it and couldn't agree more. In the first 10 minutes I was like uh oh did they go hard the other direction? All part of the plot.
Yum!! You had me at spicy. Your food pics always look 🔥 This past winter I was challenging myself to make hearty vegan stews and soups. Kombu (seaweed) and tamari (rich soy sauce) proved to be two instrumental ingredients for flavor
Love it! (the face and the riff)
I'll remember something you said once in passing 20 years ago, but I will not remember this haha
Super cool packaging too!
I don't know what this is but I need it 🤤
I'm pretty sure he fights John Cena in one of them lmao
I watched them all up until the most recent, but couldn't even tell you what happens in them other than cars and explosions lmao
I enjoy the movies because I like cars but they are comically ridiculous. God-tier reply btw 🤣🤣🤣
2 Many 2 Keep Track
Classic album, love the red vinyl!
L8tr h8tr
Someone's gonna walk in and find you writhing on the floor, box of tissues in hand 😂
I was cross referencing your other skeet but interpret as you will 😉🤣
I always dreamed that if my business took off I'd hire all the best people I met throughout my life, and we'd all profit share and carve out happy little fulfilling jobs for ourselves and have fun doing it. This is why I will never succeed lol
Gotta pull the levers of capitalism by hand
It was invested in "fidelity cash" which is literally just the US dollar. Live and learn I guess. Nobody teaches you this stuff!
I think I just heard your organs all scream in unison
Yesssssssssss 🫠🫠🫠
I hear ya, maybe just 1% serious lol. Seriously though I rolled my 401k into a Roth IRA (it was in Fidelity so it was somewhat easy) which sat for 10 whole years before I realized I had to invest it in something after rolling over 😮💨 (then did this the literal week before the pandemic hit) 😭
This stuff is so confusing and such a PITA. I've already resigned myself to digging my own grave and lying in it for retirement
Well actually you're pretty cool so whatcha gonna do about THAT?!
You're giving me flashbacks to my high school gf 😂
quoth the raven, “get bent”
Eating Waffle House and singing Tennessee Whiskey with everyone in the restaurant fixed me. I have the will to live again. This is what I mean when I say I love being country. Not rebel flags and white men with polarized sunglasses ranting in trucks that don't get dirty.
Ahh yes you're one of my people
Omg definitely some kind of emo/alt style. Hot Topic chic perhaps? 2007 was a good year!
Incredible photos!! Love moody sky pics
Wearing a shirt and shoes is sometimes a stretch for waffle house 🤣 You look great!!
Pair that with a nice crunchy slaw and some fresh buns and you got a hell of a sandwich 🤤😋
Oh bitch you hairy
Activating the full 91.7% primal
The subliminal ngl messages are working 😈
Fighting for a seat in the front row splash zone
The smell of sautéed garlic and onion is one of my love languages.
That looks delicious!
That's one hell of a sunset, I need to see more of that! Great movie choice too!
Boys, the bar is this low, now's your chance!
Haha that makes two of us. But it's a pretty nice pic and you look great!
Thanks Jenn, you're always my cheerleader!
Last time I was in there the owner was openly growing weed plants in the store, zero fucks
Can confirm!
bluesky isn’t fun for you because it’s only supposed to be fun for me
You have a great voice. Nice rendition!!
This is actually the best guitar shop around. Exactly the dirty little hole in the wall that it looks like.
Who wants to come to 12 hours of Terror with me?! Plane ticket not included.
I randomly had the ability to lucid dream on a specific ratty old couch in our college apartment... I'd come home from work at noon and pass out for 20 minutes in the sun on that couch and lucid dream every single time! Only time it's happened in my life.
It's me, I'm the pizza box. I've been saving this greasy hardened spot of melted cheese for you 🥹
Part 2
Bach Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major I haven't played this in over a year and lost so much of it. A bit of practice today - thanks for being my unwilling participants! (and bsky has video limits so had to do 2 parts)
You know if you threw a party half of bluesky would come... you'd need bouncers and all!
Labour Day: The only Monday of the year where the collective national mood isn't "I'd rather be hit by a bus" but "I'd rather be hit by a bus tomorrow.
You left out the poetic *takes long drag on cigarette*
I love the Clint Eastwood looking Jesus, make my day punk
Age verification for gify next
we did it fam how is babby clippy formed
Back to the workshop little elf
Working on yourself is different than working for somebody else. You do you!
I learned about it while traveling to Portland in 2014, it was dead on accurate
Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
I never learn 😂