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He couldn’t remember who interviewed him last week and referred to Melania as “my wife.” I think he’s having trouble with names. Next few months should be fun.
Oh he looks and sounds awful even for him. I’m gonna keep the “he’s dying” fires lit for a little while longer.
I don’t think he’s ever been on time for one of these things, so I wouldn’t pick my celebratory gifs just yet.
He’s got five minutes to prove me wrong. bsky.app/profile/vitr...
Liking my odds. If only someone had taken the bet.
You gotta add the cushion for them to polish him.
I don’t know what else to call him.
Blow away.
Every pundit has the exact same prescription to fix Bluesky, and it’s, “It should be a bannable offense to challenge or disagree with me on this website.”
I will make a bet with any of you that he doesn’t show up until 2:30 at the earliest.
I always felt like he was supposed to be a hippy holdover, which in the 90s would put him in his fifties or sixties.
Long grey hair and beard means old. I do not make my rules.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
This is fucking me up so bad.
1997: the president was born in 1946 2007: the president was born in 1946 2017: the president was born in 1946 2027: we’ll see
Hey, let’s get that little guy trying to incite a mob against that dragon. Look, he’s even holding a sign identifying himself as the enemy.
Not on the arcade box that was at the local pizza place circa 1997.
Expert here. What happens is the generative AI you fed this to is a piece of shit that tried to extrapolate a shadow into what statistically should be flesh, while you sat there loudly saying "ENHANCE. ENHANCE." like a dipshit.
Stop posting that he’s dead until he’s actually dead. You’re messing up the magic.
You didn’t enhance this. That’s literally not possible. You fed it into an AI that made some guesses and created an entirely new picture. Hope that was worth gassing a poor neighborhood with smog.
I cannot tell you how disappointed I was to learn this guy is just wearing a weird mask instead of a guy with a real jaguar head.
The biggest black opal I can get my hands on.
This is also how it is in Texas.
Trump, Rudy, AND Bill Clinton? Something is going around ancient sex criminals. If I were Alan Dershowitz, I’d be getting a physical.
Fight the power.
There is no popular anti-trans democrat, stupid.
When I say, “I’m getting the boys together,” this is who I mean.
2027: OK, it’s decided. Comrade Bill Kristol and Comrade Stuart Stevens each gets a gulag to manage, and we all look the other way.
When I say, “I’m getting the boys together,” this is who I mean.
One Keiji Minemura reported on Kansai that those close to him say when Trump is down he will sometimes say, “I wish I could see Shinzo.” It became kind of a meme.
Trying to figure out which ghostly figures Trump will hallucinate beckoning to him as he shuffles off the mortal coil. I’ve got: - Shinzo Abe - Roy Cohn - Stan Chera - Jeffrey Epstein
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It’s oddly terrifying.
The phrase “an American Girl Doll-themed pro-DNC meme account” from that Chorus article will not leave my head. What is anyone doing?
Maybe I just knew him first from Tenacious D.
He’s basically an actor these days, and sadly a sellout, but for a long time it was Jack Black in High Fidelity.
Micheal Palin is like, “They won’t let me put Graham’s penis in another movie, and I’ve tried. Really tried. But they say he’s been dead for almost forty years now.”
Cancer, shocked and offended to learn people want to kill it, says, “I thought the left was supposed to be tolerant.”
Well, he’s still alive, but in a way that’s OK because I would really like to see him die from something specific that isn’t natural causes.
John Roberts can’t save him from Aeacus, Minos, and Rhadamanthys sending him to Tartarus.
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Nobody talks about how the first character to beat a Great Ape saiyan on earth is Puar.
I’m launching a nationwide task force to clear Newsom slop off social media.
Like it or not, Taylor Lorenz is an icon of Gen X, millennial, or possibly zoomer independent journalism.
JERRY: They put the lime in the coconut? GEORGE: In the coconut! Said, “Drink it all up!” JERRY: They told you to drink it all up? What did you do? GEORGE: (quietly) God help me, I drank it all up.
Ah, well, maybe your blind faith in a pedophile who already skipped the country to show up for his court date will be rewarded next time.
The hashtag-resistance is like infinite monkeys (no relation) on infinite typewriters. They’re bound to produce a few good reads.
So instead of a radical trans shooter, the right is getting a radical detrans shooter that they convinced to detransition in the first place for his “mental health.” God, I wish right-wingers were sapient enough to understand what that means.
It’s the old: “Stop that motherfucker! He’s stabbing that woman in the chest!” “Oh my god…inappropriate language.”
I’m just saying, I’ve heard nothing about Claude encouraging its users to kill themselves. Or even Grok. This does seem to be a solvable problem.
I just don’t understand why it’s so hard to tell ChatGPT “do not encourage anyone to take their life or the life of others.” How is that a hard protocol to introduce?
The article makes no mention of that. The statements from officials are all about how he can’t steal proprietary cancer research which is, again, a sin in the first place.
The whole concept of “confidential” cancer research is a sin. There is no moral reason to silo that kind of research.
Good, somebody oughta get some use out of it.
Zero sum thinking. Spread out the current resources and make extracting more a top priority.
Physical inactivity? Good news for all my real Sleepers out there. Me? Unfortunately no. I am a very restless sleeper.
My answer as well.
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Voting districts aren’t solid blocks that can be reduced to single people as stand-ins. You’re advocating for cutting off healthcare to loads of actual people who voted the way you wanted but were outnumbered in their districts. That’s soulless utilitarian calculus.
Sorry, but the thing about riding on Bob’s back into space deserved a whole minute and a half of screen time.
My number one complaint about cheese is that it’s not portable. You just can’t move it. But eggs!
Aldritch jamming out on this in between eating gods.
If you’re the parent of an autistic kid, I would hold nothing you do to this man against you.
Bad bad bad all around.
Oh my god, I just realized even his target was meant to be memey and ironic. A mass shooting at a mass. This kid was deeply evil.
I mean, when I see a rifle used in a msss shooting carved with a bunch of ironic memes, I kind of feel like I know where this person was radicalized. Irony-poisoned meme obsession is a hallmark of the online right.
I’m glad I didn’t realize as a child just how truly indifferent the world is to child death, despite people’s empty words.
Probably not great for this group’s plan that the only “influencer” in this article that I’ve even heard of is Olivia Julianna.
I’m so goddamned angry.
Update: it got funny again
No thanks. I don’t think we should be working to strengthen the military when we have a deranged aspiring autocrat as commander-in-chief.
I believe it’s partially bad old fashioned sexism and partially a sanitized pseudohistory that a lot of people absorb where women and children were supposedly off-limits to the “good” armies (they never really were).
I thought she was already dating Corey Lewandowski.
The thing about humans is, if we figure out how to do something, we’re going to do it regardless of our obvious collective immaturity. We will always open Pandora’s jar if given the opportunity.
This appears to be completely made up in order to incite liberal outrage. I’m begging you all not to trust unsourced quotes on social media, especially when they sound nothing like the person they’re claiming to quote.
Baby boy, it is not slander, it’s libel. And it’s also not libel because we all actually believe you’re lying when we tell you.
Now, Zeke, you know what I want them to do isn’t even legal in the first place.
Got them a castle and the smallest one has declared herself High Queen and defends against all challengers.
I am proposing we do away with the presidency and replace it with a council of Midwestern state governors.
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
Ah, starting to understand the khan thing now. I’d probably ride behind him into at least one battle on the steppes.
Oh, I’ve gotten really into fruit this past year. The HEB near me gets exotic and new fruits all the time, so I’m lucky. My favorite so far is jackfruit.
It’s so bizarre to me that people focus on Newsom as a counter to Trump because he’s an egotistical asshole when you’ve basically got the anti-Trump right here in this deliberate billionaire statesman who prefers left-wing policies and doesn’t denigrate trans and homeless people as a hobby.
I’m going to change form like a Dragonball Z villain. From muscular to fat to lean and quick.
the hour is very late
Ah, I understand. A kind of Kristol’s Brigade of people who are appalled with fascism but don’t really embrace the other things that come along with traditional antifascism.
Could you outline those steps? I’m having trouble seeing how international antifascism leads to neoconservatism. I mean, “spreading freedom abroad” is kind of like crushing fascism abroad, but I don’t think most antifascists would agree with the neocon idea of what freedom is.
See, this is why I believe that tipping should be based on the quality and magnitude of the service done, not on how much the thing being served to you costs. These things are ridiculously cheap but weigh like 30 pounds each.
I am that guy who will show up on your post about a mushroom you saw to let you know that it might be this tasty edible variety and it might be this very poisonous variety that happens to look the exact same as the delicious one.
Because cops are an unaccountable conservative death squad just waiting to happen.
Ah, right.
Someone call Martha Stewart and get her to straighten this guy out.
Imagine that you’re slowly being consumed by a flesh-eating virus and some dumbass billionaire tells you to flatter it so it goes slower. You’d be within your rights to punch that guy right in the throat with your rotted fist.
Oh boy, it’s Sunday. Time for my feed to turn into rage at the Sunday talk shows that like 50 people actually watch.
If only they had the free will to disobey unconstitutional orders, but alas, the National Guard apparently turns you into a helpless automaton.
I’ll have to try that. I have been biased against non-sugar sodas, but I also don’t want to have to jab myself with a needle every day, so…
It’s funny to me how people On Line can’t figure out who is going there. Old people! Families! Fredo, apparently.