vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
For all we have in terms of worker protection (and we could always have more), thank a #union, not an employer. #unionstrong
Gen X snarky guy. Likes pro wrestling, roller derby, ttrpg, other peoples' cats, sci-fi, horror novels. Read Stephen King at WAAAYYY too early of an age (Firestarter)
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For all we have in terms of worker protection (and we could always have more), thank a #union, not an employer. #unionstrong
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
Watching church online this morning as my pastor rips apart the #prosperitygospel.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
When Thulsa Doom died in Conan the Barbarian, his followers all just walked away.
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Or like before, you just cut one slat in 2 places with a metal saw blade and you're done. 2 slats at most.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
#fountaincity #rollerderby tonight in #kansascity. Good contested game one, and a great night for skating and blocks.
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I felle like we should flood the internet with cosplays of the traitor Ashli Babbit in Monty Python fashion, getting shot and dropping dead. I realize it's bad form to be this insulting, but she deserves no "honors" at all.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
The other thing to attack on is that Trump doesn't want farmers to have extra revenue sources like renting out space on farmland to place turbines. He wants farmers to be poorer.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, everyone's political career dies sometime. www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
The only good thing I know of that the traitor Ashlii Babbitt did with her life was to serve as the object lesson that made a bunch of those J6 motherfuckers turn around.
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The keyboard makes every "o" following a capital letter a capital "O". My dexterity rolls suffer here.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
If it's a choice between a robot restaurant and Applebee's, fuck the old neighborhood. #kansascity
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, this country is already right here. Easier to send troops into it instead of waiting for Whiskey Pete to sober up and orders invasion plans
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Dox. Fucking autocorrect
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Six every one of these mother fuckers.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
If I buy a t-shirt, it's mine. I can set it on fire. If I buy a flag, who owns it? I'm still able to set it on fire. To make a flag sacred for no reason other than a dementia addled, wannabe strongman dictator says so is massively flying in the face of free speech and property rights
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
He should move to Matt Gaetz's district and establish residency. That area has shown they have no issues with sending predators into office.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
You go, Bowens. Mollywhop those critics!
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
If the billionaire-owned national media really wanted an informed populace, pundit shows would sit down with economics and history professors to explain why Trump is a lying, stupid piece of shit.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not even quite sure. Has the Timeless One even reached the 1950s?
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
property.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, isn't Houston a blue city? Now UVALDE, that's a child killin' place in the state of Texas.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Since one can't technically "meet" oneself, this could be technically true. The best kind of true.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
The focus it takes to hold on at the shoulder and waist while you're being spun around is pretty amazing too.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
"Hi, I'm Espn. This is my daughter, Vrbo."
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
"There I was, on my knees between two cars, asking Jesus to enter me."
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Notice how they have to use his title now. Because a black man in a relationship with someone you could read as a Hispanic sounding name would drive the racist fashies into a tailspin.
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As someone pointed out elsewhere, this man has no ceiling.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hat
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Current international tourism is likely a barometer for 2026 FIFA attendance. And that gat makes him look like more of an asshole
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a LOT of child porn in that Mar a Lago bathroom.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at all that genocide Trump has been stopping. As I said, fuck off.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Simply fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off some more.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
As the son of a lunch bucket Democrat and proud dad of a #UnionStrong teacher, amen.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Her story, and your reaction to it, brought tears to my eyes. Unions, and the collective power they bring, empower people so much. And eventually spread to others. Good luck on your quest to help #NYC. You seem so authentic and invested in doing good, not helping cronies. #voteblue #unionstrong
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
The one memory I have of that shitweasel's "wisdom" was telling boys and young men to "look down at the ground" when passing a Victoria's Secret. He was an odious self promoter who hurt many. Rest in piss
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish some reporter would ask him when the last time was that his grandfather said he was proud of the nazi Nosferatu.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
So I guess REST IN PISS, JAMES DOBSON, YOU GHOULISH MOTHERFUCKER. Feed the ground and contribute to the Earth for once
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
In other words, the computer they had the logo on that had all the fonts completely crashed, and there's no download of the font anywhere. So it's just start from scratch for the Marketing VP's 16 year-old kid.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's also bait. When someone calls it out, you KNOW the office has a series of posts to reference where the GOP has been mocking disabilities, like the "Trump as Pope" clap back.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
So the joke is ableist, but fucking hell, if one motherfucker on the planet deserves every bit of low-end mockery, it's that fucking Dalek.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
We've ceded the future to China. We're here, speedrunning the fall of the Roman Empire with every inbred, mentally ill emperor all rolled up in one fat guy with gauche taste. www.cnbc.com/2025/08/20/t...
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
As an aside, my first ASMR moment was a set of clippers when I was 13. It's the fun part of haircuts now.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
He just kept spamming the same move. Superkick in the ring, superthrust on the road.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
They should have positioned themselves to put Zelenskyy in the center. Would have been a nice subtle fuck you
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I had tears in my eyes.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
He has time to golf, redecorate and shit his pants on the regular, plus post screeds at 3 am when the dementia wakes him up. So, define big job. As everyone knows, Newsom has a team trolling this fuckwad. Whatever input he has is probably in between job duties.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Multiple Sclerosis NOW!
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
"are you prepared to fight for American democracy, or do you just want to keep tonguing this guy's taint?"
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's done a ctrl-f in the Epstein files for "Ackman"? Just wondering out loud.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck is that even supposed to refer to?
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
You may ask yourself, "how did the #rpg gods smile down and bless him with FOUR #starwars West End Games core books without mortgaging the farm? Don't know.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want to, have the guest starring roles for "franchise openings" stories or something. Finale is a huge convention of franchisees and a ghost hunt, like a weird scavenger hunt of released spooks or something through Memphis or wherever. 2/2
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
started watching a Ghostbusters New Orleans fan film. Not new to the party with this but, why can't we have a streaming series of "franchise cities" - Chicago, New Orleans, Vancouver, San Francisco, etc.? 12 episodes at 1 hr with no "save the world" level. Maybe save the city. 1/
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
I've been listening to "true horror stories" on YouTube. WHile most are creative writing fakes, the "urban exploration" and trespassing stories are hilarious. You're in an abandoned place - YOU are the horror story. I want an "I'm a crackhead squatter, and someone broke in the place I'm staying."
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
The wind shifted directions! This man should be called Shill Maher.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tulsi Gabbard under heavy makeup to play Gomez Addams
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I have been behind a few shows, but I'mma binge this mother fucker and anything else #AEW I can find. Have not watched the fed for months. Like show 3 on Netflix
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Flashed back to Secret Wars, but no Black Widow. So, AGAIN?
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
All this peacocking finally got Mortos to notice her.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so much more than campaigning. You're getting into the community and meeting needs. Better than just canvassing to beg for votes. Really hope you win this.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning America ran a quick bit on DC military presence, and Strahan quipped, "would have been helpful January 6." I damn near peed for joy.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
If we redesignate them as capital crimes, my little heart would be so much happier. If you have the ability and lack of conscience to fuck over swaths of the most vulnerable, fines do nothing.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Everybody leaves the boy band sooner or later.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why Hook and Nick Wayne are guys to watch.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Did every ticket for BvS cost like $200 each? I can't imagine that many people watched that shitpile.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Misspelled"racist." Because if course THAT MANY black people in one area means high crime.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss that time when they were terrified of being hunted and gave massive amounts to endowments and museums and libraries. We should normalize that
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Loving the gimmick, but since she lost at all in, could one say she vacated the Owen? Not sure how that all works. Anyway, more belts for the belt goddess!
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
Wife and I just returned from Cyndi Lauper's Girls just wanna have fun farewell tour. She rocked out Kansas City, and she is feminist AF. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxwD...
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Don't get me wrong. I LOVE the youngest men alive and have since their run in the 80s, but if Don Callis moved his account to Bluesky, the engagement would be nuclear.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as he never makes it back to Missouri...
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Call me a basic fanboy for kewl, but I loved the Eradicator during that run.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Came looking for this. FOX news was basically crafted from the "failures" of Watergate. AM radio helped build a base and refine the system by which talking points were made and disseminated, and then FOX became the singular point of truth for which all actual news was abandoned.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
to be fair, the quote he probably lives his life by is "grab them by the pussy."
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like Kyle may be overdoing it. Maybe just keep the pink going for Dynamite. Get the whole family to join in.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Let the poors make homes from banana peels.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. What a fucking performative tool.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Also harasser of Charlotte, groper of Lindsay, toucher of Anna and Ana of the single N, squeezer of Karen, sexual assaulter of Brittany... and so on and so forth. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_...
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Eric should just get the NYPD to start harassing the son of Mario, brother to Chris.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is a bit tired because he's been out among New Yorkers engaging, which can be a bit of a chore. Despite that though, all I see is him whipping that sex pest's ass up and down the city. Which may also be wearing out his arms.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
And sometimes they are trashy lying pieces of shit who should have been held accountable in 1991.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump is a convicted felon and twice impeached liar. it's as if conservatives don't read newspapers.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
"speaking of pork, what are you doing later, sweetass?" asked Cuomo before he was hastily led away.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
So many words are so wrong.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
13 year olds aren't that great in a security crisis situation.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Like the original gilded age, this tacky as fuck stuff is still the perfect metaphor.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
That certainly is a take. Now, which religion? Hindu? Islam? Catholic Christianity? Protestant? Which flavor? You don't get to pick who's the right religion in this case. The founders sure didn't.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
I must have these
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Does she mean PRESIDENT Obama? Who, as PRESIDENT, has extreme leeway to do things when he feels like it relates to governing the nation? Something created by THE SUPREME COURT? Sauce for the goose stepper, sauce for the gander...
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Paging @ufw.bsky.social for when all these folks need to band together for bargaining rights. Fuck the corporate farm owners. There's nothing undignified about farm work, only trying to MAKE people do it who might have problems.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
that's a rotating front right there.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
Not quite a batch of fresh slop Tarts, but Mercedes is still in good form. Now just do it all on @bsky.app
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's because they are leeching off the postal workers' health insurance setup. A group of 535 people wouldn't have the bargaining power if they tried to get a plan on their own.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
Unions need to come back into fashion more than most people realize
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social)
So for the first time in all my revolutions around the sun, I did karaoke last night. What did I need? Relative anonymity and Faith No More.
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
If I lived in your district, you would now have my vote. What is your stance on leaves? I'd they plants or not?
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I have seen one of these in the wild on @bsky.app
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/democratic...
vocalderbyguy.bsky.social (@vocalderbyguy.bsky.social) reply parent
So you're saying you're a pedo supporter, then?
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Do you get paid a flat rate, or per bullshit skeet you write?