2024 may have been liberals' last chance at a free and fair election. Trump has been such an abysmal leader so far, that Republicans recognize that they have to rig the next election, more than a year out. Enjoy your democracy while you still have it.
I'm willing to bet a heart attack will stop you.
Or better yet, forced "voluntary" labour on a collective farm. You know, Stalin-style.
Statistics are for losers. And ignoring Statistics is for even BIGGER losers.
It's a giant bedbug.
Oh, he's real, and he's spectacular.
I've been there. It's harder pretending not being drunk, though.
I knew he'd land on his feet. Trump must be shittin' bricks.
Or pronounces him "scientically" dead. Without the science.
Stop bathing.
His home is in Texas Republican hearts..
A sadist who enjoys the idea of other humans suffering while he plays a round of golf.
MAGAs think those are Trump's biggest virtues.
You're an offensive guy, Donald. In so many ways...
There was a huge corruption scandal in Pennsylvania involving minors being locked up in for-profit prisons by corrupt judges this was a few years ago, but there were some major adult prison sentences handed out to judges and owners.
That's the whole point. Hitler fired all the Jewish professors at German universities because he didn't want non-Nazi "idealogies" being. Real science is non-political.
It's also about having accessible bodies to fill up those for-profit internment camps. The criminal migrants are holed up.
"And the War Department is 100% behind you."
How can anyone believe anything that a Trumpie says? What a bunch of ass-kissers.
Why is this clown still in office? Why isn't he in prison? Is it merely because Abbot likes the way Paxton pushes his wheelchair?
It's not just Trump that's soulless - his whole cabinet was picked for the same qualities.
Wouldn't be surprised if he gets disappeared anyway. You know, "by mistake."
And the money-laundering. Don't forget the money-laundering for Russian oligarchs.
He's gone just far enough. Trump made it seem somehow dirtier, like a cocker spaniel humping your leg.
He needs to keep those internment camps full. Private profits are at stake. The prison companies paid good money for Trump's help. They expect a return on their investments.
"It's not a cult!!"
And the Trumpies will want to halt the research.
I remember when 'shoots made me very happy.
Some people still think there is no genocide. Netanyahu just yells "Fake News!"
Used to work at Hooters?
A lobotomy would fix everything wrong with him.
It'll be the worst torture of all for him - nobody will be listening or following him. No influence at all will be eternal suffering. At least, I hope.
We didn't lose a whole lot.
Nothing to forgive. And congratulations for making the NYT list!
The perfect job for the bigoted thugs that committed Jan 6.
This man has no redeeming qualities. None whatsoever.
Just additions to Trump's Fantasy Castle.
Just another huge lie, in a very very long and unbroken line of lies.
Colbert will be back. He's too damned talented and too well-loved to be gone for long.
More like a methamphetamine lunch. Look at how Pirro's hands. Could she be any more tense?
Probably the most true thing he's ever said. I'm sure the truth left a bad taste in his mouth.
He can definitely be both.
And a nice glass of raw milk when the workout's done. And a peptide injection.
Must be Biden's fault. I don't know it for a fact, but I'm sure it's true.
That's no boat. That's a full-fledged warship.
Who the hell is Riley Gaines?
And I'm sure the hard-core Magas out there enjoy watching those videos.
An insurrection would be playing into Trump's hands. He'll declare martial law, and start mass roundups of protesters, and we've already seen just how quickly concentration camps can be constructed by ICE.
No worries! Trump's Magic Sharpie will steer it clear of Florida.
Simply intimidation. Those troops are just pawn in the Trumpie bullying game.
Trump needs kneepads, what with his age and all that kowtowing to Putin.
And no cops got hurt?
Yep. Trump got owned by Putin. Again.
Especially when it comes to adultery and bearing false witness.
A tale of two faces. Trump doesn't give a shit about Ukraine - never did.
Guess he should change parties.
He failed. As usual.
Or calling Stalin a "humanitarian."
Artifical approachabilty.
What a fuckin' liar. He walked away with NOTHING, which is just what I expected. It was all for show - just like everything else about Trump.
Holy fucking whacko-birds, Baman!
She forgot her bowl of Froot Loops.
He's also a pedophile.
Abutt doesn't care - as long as the oil and gas companies are greasing his wheels.
Frog physiotherapy. Good morning, BTW.
Trump is an emergency for the rest of the world, too. No country can trust the USA as long as this dementia-riddled buffoon is in power.
Surely it's illegal to be that cute.
Beautiful, in an awful sort of way.
Newsflash: ALL Trump nominees are hacks. Ignorance, incompetence, and unabashed dishhonesty are the Trump brand.
He'd better not ignore me - I'm the one that feeds him.
Won't help with the dyed-in-the-wool MAGAs. They don't bother to read, and they're completely confused by factual numbers.
That was before Celine's anorexia kicked in...
Republicans also plant bodies.
Oh, he made money - by helping Russian oligarchs launder their money through his casinos and real estate. He just knew how to keep the money off his balance sheets. Trump couldn't run a lemonade stand without committing a crime.
Sure. She wants to be a counselor to sexually-abused girls.
Suddenly, I have a strange craving for Froot Loops.
He said "Leningrad" when he actually meant "Stalingrad."
No. They only listen to their DONORS.
Check his computer drives for child porn.
How tacky is Kevin Sorbo? Or Ted Nugent? Scott Baio?
Recession on the way! Next, the Trumpies will want to ban publication of other economic stats, like GDP. A democracy is in serious trouble when citizens are deprived of information on how their country is performing. "Transparency," my hairy ass.
Toddlers?!? This is one sick fuck if it's true. He needs to be marooned on an island with the other Republican perverts.
That's a special kind of irony - isn't it?
The crime won't end until the Trumpies and Republicans are purged from that city.
It's a trial mass-incarceration. Trump and his thugs want to see how much the courts and the public will tolerate the abuse of the less fortunate.
SS and Medicare are already at risk. I don't know whose ass he pulled this one out of.
That can't come soon enough for me.
Have Hammer, Will Travel.
Not a surprise. Israel has long seemed to have a policy of intimidation and killing of journalists.
And just where are the homeless people supposed to go? Or have they already ordered the barbed wire?
Guess JD doesn't want to wait until 2028. He wants Cheetoh's job right now. Too bad he's equally as unqualified for the job as his boss. Of course, none of Trump's cabinet are qualified to be dogcatchers.
Trump's been running a criminal enterprise since he was a teenager.
I've been saying that for a while. But you know that Trump will spike any efforts to investigate Bibi and his friends.
It's a Tribble.
Cuomo's getting kinda Trump-y on us, isn't he?
Not good optics.
She's already been moved to a country club "prison." A pardon for that sex criminal isn't far off.
Don't forget the banks he cheated. He cheated on his taxes. He cheated his building contractors and his lawyers. He's been cheating all his life.
I'd do worse to that corrupt SOB.
By "bonuses," does she mean "bounties?"