Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan)
@vysgaming.bsky.social
He/Him 🖖 Golden Retriever wearing a magical top hat Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Forever DM 👾 1/4th of @mttmpodcast.bsky.social Trump-sucking filth cordially invited to fuck off and die in a fire #resist, #handsoff, #nokings
created February 9, 2024
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Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope hes in pain, and I hope he is mentally aware of all thats happening to him while unable to do anything about it. Absolute skid mark like him doesn't deserve sympathy or compassion.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, sounds kinda declaration of war to me.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow Nate. Those certainly were all words.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we discuss this guy thinking he can CSI enhance an image? That's not at all how images work.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
No story spoilers, but I found the beginning of Bioshock 2 to be harder than it needed to be, but it got a lot more fun once I unlocked a few abilities! Also the villain is great! Liked them a LOT more than Ryan.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Can't get to the protest in person today, but know I'm there in spirit!
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine having infinite money and using it for stupid shit like this and not helping people with it.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Shot in the dark I know, but, Civvie11 reference?
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
I am not qualified to speak on whatever it is thats caused Orange Shitler to stay out of the public eye, but he hasn't voluntarily shut up for 5 days since he was born, so its gotta be serious. I hope hes scared. I hope hes alone. I hope it hurts.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I say it a lot, I don't get it either, but the absolute least i can do is not make the situation worse for people who are dealing with something that I, by definition, cannot understand.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
TO THE SURPRISE OF EXACTLY NO ONE
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
HEY, DEATH? YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER, BUT STILL THE WRONG EVIL WHITE MAN.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
When he dies he becomes a Martyr and hell be even more diefied. It'll never be over.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, its almost like the lying liar who lies has lied to us?
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Is he dead yet? No?
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds about right. "Just gonna set up motor production, then head to bed." ::blinks:: "Oh fuck me, is that the sun?" ::me all day at work::
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds great, but im not convinced the brownshirts out there were ever actually any version of law enforcement. Just thugs happy to hurt a brown person.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Quick thing: are you implying there's a VR mode for Satisfactory, or are these separate ideas. Because I think I really need SatisfactoryVR.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Rookie of the Year. "Funky butt-lovin'!"
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Baseketball is technically two in one
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an asshole whose trolling another asshole. Asshole 2 is an existential threat to democracy and decency, so ill back asshole 1 *for now*, but trust and believe he will answer for being a transphobe. For now though:
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
GOING LIVE on Twitch very shortly! Come give me a hard time while I play Satisfactory in a Sub-Optimal way! twitch.tv/vys_gaming
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Still going to stream tonight but getting home took longer than it should have. Aiming for 8 - 8:15 ish! I'll post again when its almost time!
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, tell that rattly sumbish to stop that. I dont need help to panic!
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
I plan to stream some Satisfactory tonight, and also reveal my new avatar! I *planned* to start Phase 2 and get to work on Tiers 5 and 6, HOWEVER I somehow broke my power grid before bed, so the stream will *actually* be "how did I break it this time?" 7:30(ish) EST! Twitch.tv/vys_gaming
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I broke my electric grid last night right before bedtime, and its been bothering the hell out of me.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Where are you at mentally? (No new pics)
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when McConnells hands turned black and we thought he was done for? Remember how that evil fuck is still alive years later? Because I remember. Calm down, we aren't lucky enough to be rid of him so easily. Pres. CouchFuck isn't an improvement either.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless the bombs dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima had the word "Negotiations" written on them, then he is provably wrong.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
At least the bigot got his teeth kicked in.
Unruly Arcana (@unrulyarcana.bsky.social) reposted
Need a monster based adventure for #DnD game? I present the Fuchet. The PCs will have to discover: • What the fuchet it is. • How the fuchet works. • What the fuchet wants. And ta-dah! An fun adventure adventure! Now go play! 😆
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Im currently in the process of changing psych meds. I won't go into grisly detail, but its been a difficult few days. One new thing is insomnia. Sleep has never been a challenge for me. Head hits pillow and im out. Never knew there were so many hours in a day before. Send help.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
The what that people use to do what with their what? I don't understand humans. Like, at all.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
He made his money, so he straight up stopped caring about anyone or anything but himself. Best way to do that is to bend the knee.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Im just worried we wont have another real election in my lifetime. Its so frustrating not being able to do literally anything.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
He'd probably side-eye you with a very world weary look, then shrug and offer a cigarette.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
If only
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll back him if hes against Trump, but once thats over he needs to answer for his anti-trans beliefs. He's not a hero
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a chihuahua. He's a little judgy.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
The Bard In Yellow eh? Im sure hes (they?) not up to anything sinister whatsoever. Also: if you're a fan of the mythos and haven't checked out the Malevolent podcast, you owe it to yourself.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, in that case, best to find another group, and leave them to their crypto, bootstraps and monkey jpegs. Also: glad to have you on the side of socialism.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
If they're Trumpers, fuck em. If they're actual humans with feelings and empathy and you're against that, well then...
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Selfie Time!
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Made little boxes for my playtesters for their bennies and wild dice. The small boxes are because they're smol races (goblin and halfling respectively)
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Im writing a worldbook/setting for Savage Worlds myself, and the changeover is hurting my brain.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Trumpsuckers are beyond shame at this point. Can't be embarrassed if you're too stupid for shame
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Its not turning into one. We're already at Fascist Hellscape. Dems are too busy shooting themselves in the foot to actually do anything. We're fucked, and its gonna get a whole lot worse.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
If they can make an eternal fan boy like me say "ew, no" then you know they done fucked up.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
15 movies to get to know me Transformers: the Movie (1986) Jurassic Park The Neverending Story Serenity Star Trek: First Contact Spaceballs The Matrix Galaxy Quest Airhead Zack & Miri Make a Porno Starship Troopers Hot Tub Time Machine Scream The Abyss Nightmare Before Christmas
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Me: practices voices and accents all week. They're really good. Got the perfect plot. Game night, I open my mouth ::creaky crackly yelp that sounds like puberty just hit me with a brick::
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
How's he doing as DM?
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
"Look, I got em all at once!" The rest of the party: "oh no."
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I was not intending to face my own mortality today, so, y'know, thanks for that, I guess.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that D.B. Cooper next to Santa? Also how can I get a print?
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
And yes, he was entirely created from the "My name Jeff" meme
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Got back into Baldurs Gate 3. Behold, Ser Geoffrey de Gainsboro, Oath of Devotion Paladin of Lathander, Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass. He *will* press every button he finds! He *will* drink a monster under the table! And he *will* lick the spider! #ttrpg
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Got back into Baldurs Gate 3. Behold, Ser Geoffrey de Gainsboro, Oath of Devotion Paladin of Lathander, Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass. He *will* press every button he finds! He *will* drink a monster under the table! And he *will* lick the spider! #ttrpg
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Heard that Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 is set to release this October. YAY Paradox Interactive is publishing it. YAY "Certain Clans" will be paid day one DLC.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
@raclesis.bsky.social
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Pinhead shouting "no means no!" While Butterball sobs in the corner and Lady Cenobite just fucked off back to torture dimension
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Me: "okay, just gotta focus and get through today." My brain: "do frogs have butt cheeks?" Me: "Oh come on now!"
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, at this point even if they do, its impossible to trust any of it. They've had them so long there's no chance they haven't been altered to oblivion
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god thats awful! Im so sorry! She sounds like a wonderful person, and the world is lesser for her absence from it.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw one that was "Slugs for Salt"
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Luc Besson for me! I've seen Fifth Element probably 30 times and I still couldn't tell you what actually happened in it. But I can tell you I love it!
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I try to explain it to my fellow cishets like this: "I dont understand it either, but I don't have to, I was born in a body that made sense. Not everyone gets to have that. The least we can do is not make it worse. It costs $0 to be a decent person."
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
My guy, free will was a mistake. Time to shake us off like clearing an etch-a-sketch.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Yarrr
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
He's also a member of an openly homophobic church, Hillsong i think? so Pratt can go fuck himself forever.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
This little criminal also dislikes the booms.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll just be made a Martyr and President Couch-Fucker would NOT be an improvement. The entire system is fucked and we need to start over
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
This is my weekly request to get me out of the Simulation. It's gotten ridiculous and I'm just done. For the record, if unplugging me ends up being fatal, well, that's just how it goes I suppose.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, but here's the thing, in Turian Culture the one on the right is more trustworthy. Marking your face is cultural, and if you don't, you're considered "barefaced" and therefore not to be trusted
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
DO A FLIP!
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I was on the other side of it until my wife straight up forced me to play an attractive character. Monster with a heart of gold is my favorite archetype to play.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
My take is easy. It's a prolonged, bloodcurdling scream into the abyss.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
My Barbarian probably barks at the door. If it works he feels like a genius, if not, well, it was worth a shot!
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Certainly hope they aren't walking into an ICE trap. I know it sounds stupid, but stupid is par for the course with this regime.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I had the unmitigated gall to sleep in a suboptimal position last night, and now I have incurable shitty spine. Possibly boneitis.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll be honest, I couldn't say, as im not the most cultured either. I do know its not Big Bang Theory though.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Then I append my numbers. None of them had to happen, and we're hurtling toward that at breakneck pace. I can't stand just doing nothing, but there's nothing I can do to actually affect things. Just so frustrating
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
I know Heroforge let's you adjust any paint color for saturation, brightness, etc. It should be in the Mix tab under colors. Also decals can add all sorts of little details to models.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Im sure he thinks he was being very clever.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I call them Incel Cuckbuckets?
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
If people at an adventure convention aren't actively walking around and showing inventory items to each other, then i dont even want to go
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem being, 6 million people were exterminated before those trials started. Can we not let that happen again?
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
I'm a forever DM, and the research I've had to do for my games I'm sure has landed me on a number of interesting watchlists. ::waves to my FBI observers:: sorry they have you following a giant nerd and not an actual threat.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like someone needs to "git gud" It wont be me either. I hate souls likes too.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad its not actually the end. You can't humiliate someone with no shame.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh. Oh that is deeply unsettling. Pure Ralph Wiggum "ha ha, im in danger" vibes
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
I have never seen an image that I resonate with so hard in my life.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
As a representative of the postal service let me just say ::noncommittal shrug:: As for the air question: we reserve space on UPS and FedEx planes, so kinda. Hoping you get it, but remember we're only 250 years old. We're still figuring this out.
Marie 🇨🇦 (@pawbaby2.bsky.social) reposted
Listening to Jess Piper: She’s a survivor who knows how much victims need justice. But she warns—fascism isn’t a distraction from that fight. It’s the plan. Authoritarians silence survivors, erase rights, and protect predators. We have to fight both. #USDemocracy #Pinks
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
That smell is a full diaper, spray tan, well done (read: ruined) steak and ketchup.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Fighting capslock with capslock?
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
He isn't fit to run a taco truck.
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
Might get my student loans forgiven, then just fucking quit
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social)
Reading the news makes me angry, helpless and hopeless. Not reading the news makes me feel like I've got my head in the sand. There's gotta be a way out of this cycle but I dont know what that is. When do we start throwing shit?
Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan) (@vysgaming.bsky.social) reply parent
If you dont say Tremors you are objectively, mathematically wrong