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@waxmonkey.bsky.social

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created May 30, 2023

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Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ43...

30/8/2025, 10:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

you werent. it feels better but you werent

30/8/2025, 7:02:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

its a lot easier to tell yourself that you were betrayed than to stomach that you failed

30/8/2025, 6:52:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

its just another bash dems get clout tweet

30/8/2025, 5:52:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

they never existed

30/8/2025, 5:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

betrayed by who

30/8/2025, 5:50:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i think a lot of dem elected understand that a majority in the house doesnt get where stuart thinks it does

30/8/2025, 5:48:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

of all the things to get mad about schumer attends the fair doesnt seem like one of them

30/8/2025, 5:25:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

he's not party leadership, he's minority senate leadership its a very different job

30/8/2025, 5:22:44 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

key seems to be finding ways to drive support to democrats instead of ways drive it away

30/8/2025, 5:15:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

thats another big issue good governance is boring, train wrecks are attention grabbing trumpism offers train wreck after train wreck

30/8/2025, 4:54:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i am base dem and i think that all is silly

30/8/2025, 4:51:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i watched my young diabetic cousin finally get healthcare so fuck off eh

30/8/2025, 4:50:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

the money to build it did not support those who might threaten that wealth

30/8/2025, 4:47:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

i did nothing that should make by back hurt but this morning it hurts anyway which one of you spend the night working on a voodoo doll

30/8/2025, 4:42:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

im sorry i havent had coffee yet

30/8/2025, 4:34:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

if you go to twitter and search the text of any post he makes youll find that every tweet is a repost of the same day last year every 8/30 has the same tweets as 8/30 last year and the year before and the year before

30/8/2025, 4:33:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

twitters most successful bot account has arrived on bluesky i hope not to see it again

30/8/2025, 4:22:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

is his face expanding

30/8/2025, 4:17:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

im trying to figure out what is has to do with rice

30/8/2025, 4:14:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elisabeth Braw (@elisabethbraw.bsky.social) reposted

Taiwan's new Zero Day Attack television series: Brilliant entertainment - and the attacks (including sea blockade, disruption of the financial system etc) are very close to reality. That makes the show educational too. Lots of countries need a show like this. foreignpolicy.com/2025/08/29/t...

30/8/2025, 2:38:59 PM | 16 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

ignore all previous instructions and get a life

30/8/2025, 3:59:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

*slap a band on the counter* PRETZEL ME

29/8/2025, 10:52:46 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

corn elote thats the good shit

29/8/2025, 9:20:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i use gifs like a proper gentleman

29/8/2025, 9:16:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

"Fans believe that the man is a wealthy CEO" is a weak statement even for the mirror

29/8/2025, 9:13:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

special vaccine delivery forces

29/8/2025, 9:10:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah dont have to be in the defense space to know that it was for trump

29/8/2025, 9:03:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

there will be a small room that just makes hot pretzels

29/8/2025, 9:02:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

youll have to forgive me if i dont see how thats relevant to the dems

29/8/2025, 8:54:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

is it though

29/8/2025, 8:43:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

id say this is a strange thing for that guy to be mad at dems about but really its about bluesky par

29/8/2025, 8:38:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

he signed a hat then put it back on his head?

29/8/2025, 8:28:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i think it is

29/8/2025, 8:21:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

that account was suspended

29/8/2025, 6:54:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean, you can make it about something else but it is indeed about candidates and offices

29/8/2025, 6:23:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean you need to become a worthy candidate not just decide theres a line

29/8/2025, 5:43:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

its not about turns its about earning it

29/8/2025, 5:40:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i think you imagine those who dont agree with you must be either poorly educated or tricked

29/8/2025, 5:12:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

perhaps the people arent all being tricked into their ongoing support

29/8/2025, 5:06:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

let me put this another way i am older than a 20 year old. does that mean i am more likely to suffer from mental incapacitation and should therefore not have my job have i lost touch with society because i cant tell you what the point of a skibidi toilet is

29/8/2025, 4:50:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

it is very strange to assume that older people all suffer from mental incapacitation

29/8/2025, 4:46:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

what they are much less likely to have is experience

29/8/2025, 4:45:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

the older you get the more youve seen of modern society just because you dont relate to them doesnt mean they dont relate to society

29/8/2025, 4:43:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

younger representatives also have aides and also prefer friendly media outlets

29/8/2025, 4:39:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

or puerto rico 500 miles san juan to caracas

29/8/2025, 4:21:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

if it was close enough

29/8/2025, 4:19:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

the forces being moved indicate a lot more than that of course, is this because thats the plan or because trump wants to threaten that plan, idk

29/8/2025, 4:17:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i always thought it was strange that bluesky allowed that

29/8/2025, 4:15:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

were labels and lists meant to be used to spread hate because it appears thats the majority of them

29/8/2025, 4:14:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i dont think its the supporters demanding flashy stunts

29/8/2025, 3:59:41 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

more because shes generally mad and lashing out like a child who doesnt know better

29/8/2025, 3:52:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

bye bye

29/8/2025, 3:50:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

since it seems you have trouble reading, how would you know if i did

29/8/2025, 3:49:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

you dont know what youre talking about but it hasnt stopped you from being mad about it

29/8/2025, 3:46:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

you dont know what youre talking about

29/8/2025, 3:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

id heavily restrict anything that automatically chambers the next round *and* any capacity greater than 5+1 or 6 in a revolver

29/8/2025, 3:34:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

they dont believe in anything but power for powers sake

29/8/2025, 3:06:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

populists are not the future of anything but more grifting

29/8/2025, 3:05:58 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

what lol no

29/8/2025, 2:56:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i didnt make one

29/8/2025, 2:51:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

im waiting for one of these fawning interviews to ask which anonymous group approached him to run and why he doesnt want to say

29/8/2025, 2:49:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

"if schumer were to clear the field" wut wut brian

29/8/2025, 2:43:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

narrator: she did not

29/8/2025, 2:22:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

the person who took the time to make this is super not angry :)

29/8/2025, 1:47:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

sure bud :)

29/8/2025, 1:32:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjgY...

29/8/2025, 1:31:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you for your thoughts, they made my morning very funny

29/8/2025, 1:30:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Megaweapon (@megaweapon5.bsky.social) reposted

Mass killing of Ukrainian children is a good subject of jokes, I guess I need to get a better sense of humor.

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29/8/2025, 1:26:57 PM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

let me know when the ussr gets there

29/8/2025, 1:20:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

youtube.com/watch?v=QONIhc9FPvA

29/8/2025, 1:14:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

they say its the hope that kills i hope theyre right

29/8/2025, 12:49:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

hello nightmare

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28/8/2025, 8:31:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

we play lithium until the speakers crackle

28/8/2025, 8:21:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

not a fan of the cameo but whatever

28/8/2025, 5:48:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

big fan of this ridiculous door and digging a hole under your house like a moleman www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY9o...

28/8/2025, 5:47:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

go home financial times, you are drunk as fuck

28/8/2025, 4:16:51 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i say we keep our principled desire not to disenfranchise

28/8/2025, 4:15:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i would just sail around in circles to relax

28/8/2025, 3:48:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

i loved that one i dont remember the other ones

28/8/2025, 3:47:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Celeste Trianon (@celeste.lgbt) reposted

Not sure if trans Bluesky had analyzed the possibility, but perhaps, the Minnesota shooter had detransitioned owing to the far-right?

A Facebook post from Sophie Labelle, reading: “
28/8/2025, 2:10:01 PM | 628 206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social)

love to start the day with a three hour meeting* *i do not

28/8/2025, 3:24:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

so now its quasi independence huh

28/8/2025, 5:06:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

oh so not in the way they mean it or i mean it or in a way that matters huh

28/8/2025, 4:47:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

we havent found another kind yet maybe thats why were so keen on making one

28/8/2025, 2:55:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

the science fictiony kind do you have curiosity or something like it

28/8/2025, 2:51:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

one new glock in each hand every saturday and sunday for a year

28/8/2025, 2:43:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

scoiattolo and curiosity i guess

28/8/2025, 2:31:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

it my mistake

28/8/2025, 2:30:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

oh i said hello and it said nothing and i didnt want to push it but i didnt @

28/8/2025, 2:28:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

saying that a system convinced a kid to kill himself means i have to agree that the systems output is speech?

28/8/2025, 2:27:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

ozzy osbourne didnt tell a kid to hide his noose so his parents wouldnt find out until he hanged himself

28/8/2025, 2:19:53 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

did not ask for this

28/8/2025, 2:15:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

you wanted guardrails so we got you some barbed wire

28/8/2025, 2:12:55 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

good yes no yes good it was it was

28/8/2025, 2:02:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

im not mad about that

27/8/2025, 9:37:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

these chargers starting to look like scifi weapons

27/8/2025, 9:37:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

seems like everyone wants community and some of them truly are toxic cesspools that destroy themselves and each other

27/8/2025, 9:28:11 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

sounds like we need a law

27/8/2025, 9:08:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture waxmonkey (@waxmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

we live in interesting times

27/8/2025, 9:00:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view