I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
"the argument". com Nuff said
Anyone listen to @knowledgefight.bsky.social ?
Well you could read the paper
Go argue your straw man to someone who cares
The green zone in Bagdad wasn't there to protect Americans. It was there to protect the Bagdadis
Yeah dude. But the overwhelming majority of Iraqis were killed by other Iraqis
You seem cool and well balanced
i know i've lived too long when former crip gang member snoop dogg is afraid of lesbians
Anyone coming here to know mor rogan? There's also "The Know Rogan Experience" podcast www.knowrogan.com
Sorry, but this is the game for one (｡•́︿•̀｡) For 🚀 @galaxyofscum.bsky.social 🚀 #art #drawing #digitalart #nsfw #nsfwart #commission
Not all of Trotsky's ideas were bad
'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!' You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
NPC talk comes from 4chan
Did you make the graphic??
Ow! My synesthesia!
I a TIRED of sorrowscopes retweeting you into my feed! And after this I am FOLLOWING YOU MYSELF SIR!!!!¡¡!!!!
More Santa Claus punching heretics!!
No one is clicking on the article. They're just quote tweeting to point out how dumb you are. As a strategy I'd say it's going great for you
"of the disc"? Gods are petty little shits everywhere
Nono! It's okay! They LIKE being slaves you see...
Multiple LEGO points distribute the weight, like walking on a bed of nails. A single LEGO glued to the inside of all her shoes though...
The gods stopped putting people in the sky
Cope
Do you ever wonder if it was this fucking dumb under the nazis?
Dan Deacon!
She inna cult
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
Oh good, this is better than cancer research
Do i recall correctly that there was really just one journalist writing the same trump voters in diners article over and over again?
"Daddy? I think they're really mad this time!!"
*been shot noise*
How's the book though?
"Journalism like this gives me purpose, is what the two headed maimed jakal said before disappearing in a cloud of wasps." Therapist "I'm upping your nightmare meds again I see."
Holy shit you're real??? I thought some trots made you up to convince me to kill the rich 😬🤣🤣🤣
Well everyone is mad at you now. What's stage 2 of this plan?
Hey did the majority of white (male) (no-college) voters vote for Trump? This is new information to me AND this thread.
"stupid fucking shadow people," he says. "Always whispering. Then screaming at you."
I feel like I should mention that my husband has schizophrenia, wants to read "John Dies..." because I loved it so much. And can't. (I know Pargin has heard this story before) He bailed on page 17, because the story was leading his brain down paths he KNOWS he can't go down
I think punching back hard at Trump et al is great and I wish more Democrats did it. But for cis, white, straight, financially comfortable people like me (and you I assume) to tell people with so much more at risk to get the fuck in line is grotesque. Also won’t work, dumbass.
Like I said, it helps if you know the origin of trigger warnings: group therapy for substance abuse, around 2012
Here's more on the development of the gtt academic.oup.com/pmj/article-...
Here's a start pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
And it starts with substance abuse groups. Your "trigger" is a way of thinking that sets you up for a relapse. It moves from there to PTSD group therapy
It helps if you know that the trigger warning came from group therapy sessions. Let me find some literature
There was an argument in the office I worked in over whether she had said she could see Russia from her house. I said "That was Tina Fey" and 20 people furiously googled
Well they're a dickhead so...
Cope
My grandpa would have called it an aerial, but he flew
Oh and is there wrastling in @choochoobear.bsky.social's Popeye? You're goddamned right there is
You'd like the guy doing Popeye on Sundays @knowledgefight.bsky.social. Milholland is a big fan of Behind the Bastards too
“A .. CNN review of Trump’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein—backed by records, photos, videos, interviews & messages—shows a long, close relationship until at least the mid-2000s .. with Epstein saying Trump was his ‘closest friend for 10 years’ in 2019.” @kfile.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2025/08/12/p...
Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
And since it's the most effective, maybe guns first and we tackle all of capitalist society next?
You will see your face in those boots!
Please do not pay attention to this account on economic data. They're citing layoff announcements published by Challenger, which are not specific to a given month or limited to the US. They've also way overestimated layoffs for years now.
Who's waiting for the next "Formulaic Objections"?!? @knowledgefight.bsky.social
Putting a bookmark here if no one else does it in 24 hours
On the other side of the coin: a Blippi concert
"his" sorry *YOUR retelling
Weird that the woman needed a symbol in his retelling. He mentioned a man, and just mentioned his views. I guess his views were innate, and hers require symbolic expression?
What the hell does her makeup have to do with anything
How much do you wanna be he doesn't know what it means for a city to incorporate?
How does a city exist before it is a city? What a weird little guy
1313, or StarCraft: Ghost
And if traffic speeds were set federally you might even have a point
At least they managed to launch. Their competition is still in Alpha
This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why
He'll definitely be sentenced to a million years, Im an expert, I work nights in a hotel
Well the only reason I'm not already a supporter is I don't want to give financial support to affirmed Nazis. Who am I Walt Disney? Glad you're making the switch
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wi...
Allah'u'apa friend!
Fun story: got them to change the music at my therapists office by telling them, "if I called you suicidal, your music would make it worse." And I could speak from experience
Follows a high? Yeah dude, he got elected
Sure! By "stable" I assume you mean both underwater AND trending down? www.realclearpolling.com/polls/favora...
-_-
I love it! "no. you are. goodbye"
Yeah dude. Seems like they "can't decipher euphemisms" you got it. No need to reply, I feel your thanks
I tried to put a bounty on paul elam's front teeth
You haven't tried to buy music recently, have you
In principle, a clear-cut case for an internationally-led humanitarian military intervention would be if a country had rounded up a minority population, systematically deprived them of food, and was refusing to allow in any aid. In that hypothetical situation, everyone would agree it was necessary.
if you put bill maher content on my timeline you owe me a personal apology
Is your Bluetooth adapter set to "allow windows to turn off device to save power"?
Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive
Or NESARA
Really weird if this is how we get the UFO declass
we are currently watching an entire political party run cover for the most notorious sex trafficking ring in modern human history
"You know what it i—" "Yes. Delicious"
KITFO!!! I oder it and the waitperson always tells me, "I'm not talking it back."
If you want to learn how to be a better parent, Bluey will teach you
"... He doesn't know enough about anatomy to have sex with his wife! That paper was a joke!"
Neo: So the president was calling Epstein believers who supported him, idiots, while fighting to stop the WSJ story... Oracle: Oh what's really going to bake your noodle is: how long did the Journal have that album?
WHERE WERE THESE STORIES 14 MONTHS AGO???
Is this the Josh Barro that popehat broadcasts with?
Fuckoff
I remember the segment on the Report