And all it took was the exact policies you've been championing all these years! Great job, WSJ! đ
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And all it took was the exact policies you've been championing all these years! Great job, WSJ! đ
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Salo or the 120 Days of Gary
Subzero and Buzzsaw? All business
Dynamo is the best Hunter because he's spending a good 75% of his effort selling his opera man gimmick
I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist here but c'maaaaaan
I mean fuck that guy
Sure is fun watching Republicans loudly cheer for everything they spent 40 years pretending to be against
the only groups Republicans consistently go to bat for are billionaires, sex predators, and plagues
Remember: pointing out Republican hypocrisy isn't about shaming them into acting right -- they don't experience shame and are incapable of acting right. It's about reminding yourself that they have no beliefs and will never operate in good faith
Imagining how the exact same Republicans in the Bush II Era would have fainted on the nearest available couch
out of work rodeo clowns
Powering down like HAL-9000
I feel like we're gonna find out he was 28 in this picture
It's so weird to see a leader just accurately describe what's happening
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The reason they hate Mamdani so much and instead rave about Bannon BFF & transphobe Newsom is because Mamdani proves us right and them wrong. Turns out you can be anti-genocide and pro-people and win elections by a landslide. Sucks doesn't it?
Just goes to show, you can lead the whores to Watto but you can't make him twink
Send me $15 to stop this attack on our democracy
When it happens you gotta figure they're gonna need a double for at least a little while, but I was like "who could actually play him?" Then I remembered
Howzabout we sacrifice your rights specifically. Still think it's a good idea to sell people out, you fucking ghoul?
My most dearly-held conspiracy theory is that covid fucked him up way more than anyone wants to let on
And that motherfucker has been declining for at least a decade
Send me $15 and I'll see what I can do
hey buddy maybe you know someone in government you could talk to about that?
Hey, so it turns out the issue of Rom Spaceknight that imprinted on my imagination was #33! It's in the new epic collection
From Labor Day to Gooning Day
Hasn't been seen in a couple days, no plans over the weekend. It's pretty thin, but hey, I'm willing to party
That was the first moment "oh they're on the same team" began to crystallize in my head.
Those ladies have some deep pockets. Sue them into oblivion
Working on it
Get. His. Ass. Martha!
Being a Republican means demolishing the planet and still expecting to get invited to dinner. They donât believe in cutting people off socially over politicsâthey believe in *murdering* people over politics. Keeping normal relationships with whoeverâs left is how they tell themselves theyâre ok.
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AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
Fascism is always about more suffering, at its heart. It is about inflicting death and pain. All of the rest of its ideological trappings are just justifications and means to that end.
Peacemaker feels like the spiritual successor to the Evil Dead series, where the only person available to save the world is an aggressively ignorant and overly violent doofus
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you donât fool me
Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldnât have a problem with Trump
Call me a chump but hearing that Fiona Apple's doing good things makes me happy
I just want you to know that I'm sparing you the hideous pun that popped into my head
I did! And if they're stealing from my smalltime ass, it's EVERYBODY
People say AI sucks because it can't reliably do anything, but it's pretty great at causing psychotic breaks Checkmate skeptics
That's effective messaging that is also 100% correct. You will notice Democrats will not do it.
The Trump administration hates children and wants them to die of brain cancer
I love that you said "Matt Yglesias guys" and we aaaaallll know exactly what you meant
Please understand that this is disqualifying
Trying to see the nipples on the rack of success
Don't bother with this dingdong
On one hand, you've got Newsom doing a Trump impression down to the memecoin grifting, and on the other you have Pritzker doing something that will help people
Taskrabbit is a thing you know
This is weirdly inspiring
Had that thing where I realized I had to kill a character I like and have bummed myself out
And liberals will start giving a shit about the pandemic in 3... 2... 1...
1,000,000+ cishet white male shooters with Nazi ties = lone wolves 1 white trans shooter with Nazi ties = clearly the trans thing is a problem Am I getting that right? That's seriously the narrative we're going with?
I don't mean to be judgmental, but if you're active on LinkedIn you're a serial killer
We found something so annoying that even LinkedIn users hate it
Oingo Boingo at the Whiskey
That was Emilio Estevez and Demi Moore
WITNESS
bsky rules because one of our greatest heroes is a woman named Martha who ruthlessly factchecks a billionaire
Fuck YES.
I think there are a ton of plausible reasons the Dems are acting like they're acting, but none of them add up to "party trying to win elections and enact a center-left agenda"
It's possible the Democratic party wants to win and govern like it says, but every single one of their observable actions says they don't
Sure seems like inexplicable behavior from a party that wants to win elections and enact a center-left agenda
If have trouble explaining trans people to your kid but explaining this is easy, you're a shitty fucking parent and a worse person
If rising VFX costs might mean no more Avatar movies, I'm afraid we have no choice but to further raise VFX costs
"See, progressives can win! Why aren't Democrats running more progressives?" Certainly can't be the suuuuuuuper obvious reason
I'm an Avatar-hater so take what I say with a grain of salt, but fuck that racist-ass Warcraft cutscene of a movie
Just watched Aliens again this weekend and 100% right
La'anulan
STRANGE NEW WORLDS: So you like La'an. ME: She's an emotionally unavailable workaholic SNW: You're never gonna believe this
Spock being irritated with Vulcans is the most relatable he's ever been
The hairdressers were having fun
You tell us, cowboy
Trump voters openly advocate the mass murder of their political enemies so I don't know what the fuck point you think you're making
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You can grill asparagus and corn!
"You can find common ground with the right," they'll say without a second of reflection
There's a scale and Werner Herzog is on one side and Chuck Schumer's on the other
You want to get to that Werner Herzog point in your life when you just take a video of yourself grilling and people lose their minds over it
so he's being corrupt ironically đ
"Trump but insincere" isn't a winning recipe on any level
Mostly because this is 100% of movie execs. Most, if not all of them, can't tell a good screenplay from a bad one. They're middle manager types, with no real skills who've failed their way into positions of influence
And this leapt out at me
Reading this piece here
I love how we're all talking about the thing that we can't wait for to happen and we all know what we mean
I'll keep saying it until I'm blue in the face: none of the "never this guy" stuff is thrown Pritzker's way. He's everything centrists claim to want and seems to be broadly acceptable to the left. It's a long road to the primary, but y'know, just sayin
One time I opened a door and the fucker was just standing there waiting for me
You might want to head back over to Twitter. They'll believe transparent bullshit over there
Travis Kelce must take Taylor Swift's first and last name
I donât want to hear shit about âthe shooter was transâ from a media that has spent the last two decades painting every radicalized white male shooter as a lone wolf
Yeah, this made me go from "he's a client" to "he was Epstein's boss"
What on earth made them think Schumer would fight?
She was brought to the US as an 8yo, worked hard, studied, earned a scholarship, planned to become a nurse. ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.
It's official: Updated COVID vaccines have been approved by the FDA, but with restrictions. Moderna: 6 months and up if high risk Pfizer: 5 years and up if high risk Novavax: 12 years and up if high risk Anyone 65 years and up is eligible for updated COVID vaccines regardless of risk status.
A good opportunity to repeat one of my favorite points: the transition from fossil fuels to clean energy would overwhelmingly pay for itself *purely through reduced air & water pollution*, even if climate change didn't exist.
So much of their energy is spent not learning from their losses. It's almost like losing isn't a problem for them.
Desperately giving $50 million to the same consultants who lost 2024 to find out why everyone thinks I suck
