Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Typical fascist collaborator; Talks a good game at the start but ultimately gives in.
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Typical fascist collaborator; Talks a good game at the start but ultimately gives in.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Not _every_ time, only when he shouldn't....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
They're just being considerate and making sure the other leg is warmed as much as the one with the laptop. You should be thankful not to be suffering from a horrific temperature differential.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
What, specifically, mystifies you about it?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you're doing just fine. Everyone works at their own pace and there's absolutely nothing wrong with yours. There's no need to feel stressed. Good art shouldn't be rushed or held to some artificial quota. It takes as long as it takes and will be better for it.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Even if you can't, I'm more than willing to wait for it; it'll be worth it.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Some folks just have the most interesting hobbies....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, God, looking for my pocket watch now.. Last thing we need you doing is building birdhouses again...
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's hope not.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Will believe it when I see it.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Complete bullshit. If they were really all that "infuriated", they'd be doing something about it.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
If you show up, can you be pup too or is it just one or the other?
Phil Plait (@philplait.bsky.social) reposted
In this political hellscape of 2025, nothing dates the original "Running Man" movie more than, at the end, the hero broadcasts a video of the bad guys doing bad things and the implication is it brings down the government.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Better too soon than too late. I'd say it's always Friday somewhere but, as I've been informed by my co-workers, the concept of "it's five o'clock somewhere" doesn't apply to whole weeks. Such a pity....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
How can you tell when nobody seems to be punching it?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
This keeps getting more fantastic with every part! I can't wait to see even more! THANK YOU!!!
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, presumably cis-white-dude, for the insight and explanation. Seriously, I'd never thought about it in those terms but it makes sense.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't that part of _your_ job, Senator?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
I love what you're doing here! You're wonderful and thank you for being here. β€οΈπ« Also, "hypno flavored"? What does that taste like?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Brain worms.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you sure you're talking about the right senate there? Being concerned about people doesn't really sound like something I'd expect from the U.S. Senate.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
The "two-anchor format" isn't the problem, it's the bribes paid to the Trump administration.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Expect to hear the words "I don't recall" a lot.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Love you too. Thanks for being here. β€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
They absolutely are; anyone he takes them away from will want to kill him.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
You're an evil, evil man. Please never stop.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmm...pity...
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Why couldn't he have left that poor flag alone and set fire to Trump instead?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I believe his name is Ron DeSantis.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't you have to have a brain before you can have a brain condition?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Cue the next round of bribes in 3...2....1.....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that would require that there are enough therapists to do that (there aren't), that they were affordable to the average citizen (they're not), or that it is possible to obtain access and the means to afford them via insurance (it isn't, despite it being required by law, at least in the US)
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Southwest tried this stunt before. Let's just say it wasn't popular.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting up more walls on their walled garden because they want to be "Just Like Apple"β’οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
I did. Last November. It obviously didn't do any good.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonderful! Happy for everyone involved!! β€οΈπ (But jealous.... soooo jealous.... π )
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
It's probably part recruiting effort.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
PS: I thought your cover of Yellow was fine. So there!
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
I disagree; you look fine. That Internet domain you've been keeping locked up in the closet for the past 38 years though, that keeps looking nastier and more scarred up as the years go on.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't he supposed to be eating it instead of polishing his head with it?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
That came out great! Only thing is maybe a little darker background in the word/thought bubbles would make 'em easier to read.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh!?!?!? I have to _choose_?!?!? Not fair! Honestly would prefer toyed with by instead of toy with though....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not that Trump hates wind per se, he just doesn't like the competition.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Unfortunately, they seem to have taken it as an endorsement.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll believe a Corgi can fly.....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
True, but John McLaughlin certainly wasn't the worst of them, even then (I'd give that "honor" to Pat Buchanan). That, and maybe, just maybe, it was worth it all just to see Dana Carvey's take on him.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, now I know what's been raising book prices all this time.... I mean, couldn't you just use a three-dollar word? It would be almost as good and might even lower the price of the book a little.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Did it at least have crunchberries?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
An awesome doll, just waiting to have her strings pulled.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Darn, wish I had some hyptnosim.....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
It's repetitive injury from all that signing of executive orders. Maybe he should stop. Or, y' know, use an autopen...
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Good guy or wolf in sheeps' clothing?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
So, just "asking for a friend", huh? It sure sounds frustrating. One is mainly emotional/mental while the other is more physical; that, um, sub could probably use a bit more physical stimulation. Just, y' know, guessing here....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah! And don't think we're not appreciative! πβ€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh. Wroof, indeed!
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, assuming that feeling....things is bad (which I'm not), maybe try warm or cold compresses; that way you'd get to feel different....things.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
4) All the above.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
The alternative would be to spend the day at home making sandwiches for starving children instead of going to the polls.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I was wondering who they would go after next now that Columbia and Harvard sold out. Now I know.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
CNN, we know you're trying to out-MAGA ABC and CBS but could you at least be just a _little_ bit accurate with your headlines?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
The brain worm is probably allergic.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Any bets on how heavily it's been edited?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
You are so wonderful! πβ€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Why? Because the president that your network went out of its way to sane-wash told them to. Next question please! Yes, you from the AP over there, what's your question?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for that.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, be fair, it's a lot safer than external combustion.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
You're a very good puppy!
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
What's wrong with that? I'm not seeing anything wrong here...
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
π€―??? You are NOT inferior! You're NOT! π«π«β€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Zonked sounds good. Got to admit to being a bit jealous myself but definitely hope you're enjoying! π
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
It sucked last time they tried this. What's going to be different this time?
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably to give them an excuse when they "accidentally" shoot someone.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds to me like a big flashing neon sign saying "please don't eat here".
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, I will! π
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit Barbie looks almost lifelike. Doesn't foam at the mouth like a real Trump supporter though.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social)
This would be laughably ridiculous if it wasn't so damned scary.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course you're good! π«³πΆπ«³πΆβ€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuddles are always good....π«π«β€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice is good....π«π₯°
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
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Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Couldn't blame you for liking spinny things though. Mmmm...Spinny....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it used a marble and a big spinny thing....
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, that's just wrong..... Now that that's in my head, I just won't be able to un-know it.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
...I like your being here. π«β€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
I know this probably doesn't help much but I still feel like trying. π«π«π«β€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
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Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, more major broken than major breaking to be honest and not at all surprising.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
This is all well and good but does anyone have any idea what Judge Ho is actually going to do about it? If other federal judges, e.g. Judge Boasberg, are anything to go by, I've got to assume it will be, effectively, nothing.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Love you all too! β€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Take it at its word? Maybe it's right..
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
"Volunteers" are good and these are great! β€οΈ Like I said, OCs get to have all the fun..... π
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
If Director Patel and the FBI are intending to focus on violent crime, they're going to have a lot of catching up to do to reach the level Secretary Noem and ICE have achieved.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would I not like it? I hope you feel better soon. π«
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, rubbish! You have no mustard here! Begone, before someone drops a sandwich on you too.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Any day! Every day! I just like your art whenever it happens. β€οΈ
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Mr. Parnas should be highlighting people who want to resist the Trump administration, not collaborate with it. Hopefully, he's not following the same trend as the mainstream media.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
Schumer has done no such thing. Since then, it's been a continuous downward spiral and he talks a big game but has effectively done nothing to slow the progress of it.
Wendell Alexander (@wendellalex.bsky.social) reply parent
A suggestion for any Harvard students here: you should make sure your credits can be transferred to another school.