What he's saying is that you Americans have rotten hearts and no empathy, but that doesn't disqualify you from running around with assault weapons. All those thoughts and prayers, yet so many people with bad hearts shooting children. You'd be better of becoming a Canadian colony.
Thanks, I should have done that myself actually, don't want to pretend it's my work
I really should’ve thought about the view from halfway down. I wish I could've known about the view from halfway down—
Thrash to break from gravity what now could slow the drop? All I’d give for toes to touch the safety back at top. But this is it, the deed is done silence drowns the sound. Before I leaped I should've seen the view from halfway down.
A little wind, a summer sun a river rich and regal. A flood of fond endorphins brings a calm that knows no equal. You’re flying now, you see things much more clear than from the ground. It's all okay, or it would be were you not now halfway down.
The weak breeze whispers nothing the water screams sublime. His feet shift, teeter-totter deep breaths, stand back, it’s time. Toes untouch the overpass soon he’s water-bound. Eyes locked shut but peek to see the view from halfway down.
Well, he makes it difficult to understand him.
Hey, you let that guy spread his poison in Samoa and get 83 people ( mostly children) killed. It's your turn to suffer from that psycho now. Enjoy.
FUCKING MORONS what's my price?
Mexico wins
I look inside myself And see my heart is black I see my steel fence I must have it painted black Maybe then, I'll fade away And not have to face the facts It's not easy facing up When your whole world is black
One of the real challenges with CRM systems is, that if users don't like to use it and work around it ... it's doomed.
It helped me to find my favourite butcher called "Well Hung", who specialises in aged meat. Still don't know why my wife goes there though, she's a Vegetarian.
Are you going to perform a parody of "We don't talk about Bruno" called "We don't talk about Epstein"?
You know what they never break? Their spines, because they got none.
My video "Nato Expansion is a Lie" has gone over 1 million views on YouTube! That is extremely impressive considering it is just a 36 minute PowerPoint presentation about Eastern European history. Good people want the truth! youtu.be/7gxssycoxz0
From a fellow Müller living outside of Germany: It's to having our Umlaut not being used. If you don't want to use the Umlaut, just spell it Mueller, that's the official substitution if there is no Umlaut available, e.g. on the bottom of my German passport, my credit card, my Visas
Glad to see he arrived well in the MLS. Now I only need to figure out how to buy a Whitecaps Jersey on Borneo.
But she says Trump never did anything wrong. She can't be that bad? Let's just pardon her.
Meanwhile the centipedes here: The common Scolopendra subspinipes, also known as the "Black Flame" due to its orange legs. While not typically harmful to humans, their bites are extremely painful and can last for hours or even days. There is an idiot to prove it www.facebook.com/bravewildern...
I mean the song is named Blasphemous Rumours. If you can get triggered by it, just listen to something else? I don't understand those people.
Hey, those other people claim to be the highest Christians. It's a great song. I started off with the speak and spell album and got hooked. Blasphemous Rumours is my favorite as well. Depending on my mood though, if I need a cheer me up song it's "Just can't get enough"
Definitely not. Half the words that you are using are not in their vocabulary
Is blusky a twitter-like?
Excel is a 1-2-3-like already
1-2-3-like
You could also just say " grab them by the p***y"
@thegodpodcast.com God got a sick sense of humour?
OMG time must be flying for you
I honestly and truly know that feeling old hits you like a hammer
True that. I don't follow AFL much to be fair. It's just the only thing that's worth mentioning about Adelaide is, that "it has a river".
Honestly, maybe Adelaide could win it. But who wants to see Adelaide win it?
Collingwood
The true country of freedom
Love this…… Skilful & effective use of the English language Lovely prose and turn of phrase Needed my trusty magnifying glass 😂
Dude. The kiwi IS the shield. Don't mess with our Kiwi, we even have it in the roundel for our Air Force. Yes, a flightless bird.
New Zealands government is conservative though...
We will need some Polynesian astronauts.
That's way too cute. Outside the US we see a deranged, dementia ridden orange turd. Nice try, but nope.
That ground beef is not only able to take 1 Bit out of your pocket or 2 Bit, but a whole Byte. Good to know that it is limited to a Byte.
He should have sent Hegseth to Russia, he's the only one who can beat Putin in Vodka fuelled negotiation nights.
But how do you navigate in the dark?
It feels like from a different timeline. How did the USA go from having a president like this to worshipping an Orange turd?
Ministry of Education
Warmth? I felt a chill going down my spine when watching Trump clap like a trained circus seal.
The real story here is, that Trump rolled out the red carpet on American soil for a war criminal, clapped like a trained circus seal for him ... Just to complain and get comfort for losing the 2020 election?!
If you cannot lower taxes, tax or inflation for the average person, then you lower the life expectancy
So they are missing the deadline of the subpoena!
LOL
If you get close enough to "whisper" to them, they will taser you, kick you and arrest you.
Not disgraceful, Trump is proud of it.
What an embarrassing clown show the US has become.
Because bad ass Trump will slap Sanctions and Tariffs on them like he promised. Actually... never mind
Funny, he doesn't seem to have an issue with everyone saying that it was a win for Putin and a loss for the USA ( and Trump)
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣
Why can reality never keep up with "romantic" pictures like that. Most likely in reality Trump stripped down to his diapers for performing that act.
Fixed it. #DonaldTrump #Epstein
Criminals cheer for each other
Why do you let your tour guides talk on the microphone in congress meetings? Seems like an odd thing to do.
It basically means that somebody is either so cringe, or so outrageously stupid without realising it, that you can only feel ashamed on their behalf for themselves and anyone around them.
Are you saying the people can pick between the nut job lady and you? How can she even stand a chance? You may know the German word "Schadenfreude" and it's meaning. MTG makes me want to teach Americans another powerful German word: "Fremdschämen".
You could have a point. Sitting through a 3 hour session without granny nap. He hasn't done that in years. And as an old man with dementia he would have forgotten what they were talking about 20 minutes in.
To reduce the VPL in his pants. In case you are unfamiliar with VPL, it stands for Visible Pampers Line
It's hard to look intimidating when you are in soiled diapers
Is that really real?
After the MEGA SUCCESSFUL peace summit it would be TOTALLY RIGGED if Trump doesn't get the Peace Nobel Prize. Trump is such a peace bringer to the world, he even let's Epstein and his file rest in peace.
No matter how hard trump runs from his past it will always be his shadow #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
That raises your chances with women a lot. Apparently. Oh, and in some gay circles too. You got it all.
That's what Stevie Wonder said to his date.
Where can you find it? Just asking for a friend.
Motherfucking wind farms…
Today, a war criminal who's responsible for millions of casualties was invited to speak on a podium with the seal of the President of the United States. On the bright side, less blatant lies were spewed in that speech than in any other speech on that podium in the last 6 months.
It is also offensive to let a convicted felon and sexual offender stand behind a podium with the presidential seal on it.
Or maybe they designed the font to also work in Albanian. I might be wrong though.
There is no Umlaut on e, only ä ö ü And it's Der Lidl, not Das Lidl. Can't you see the we Germans are serious? So if you make fun of us, at least be grammatically correct about it.
It's called the "Robin Hood shot"
Watching German Shopping cart archery can be very satisfying.
Somebody should have told him that the officer only enjoys being slapped by a 6-inch in private.
Can somebody please ask @alyankovic.bsky.social to write a better version of the Encanto song "We don't talk about Bruno" titled "We don't talk about Epstein "? Please, please, please.
The officer only likes to get slapped with a 6-inch in private.
The other day I even saw a felon on top of the white house and security was just watching. Bring in the Navy Seals
We still fight, because she switches off "Auto" mode every single time and goes forth and back between full force and nearly off.
I used to have multiple personality disorder. But now we are doing fine.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/u...
My mum was prompted in the old DOS/Windows days to "Press any key to continue". 20 minutes later she was still trying to locate the "any" key on her keyboard.
My hair looks like the tall grass that grows in the desert. Every morning.
I just thought you wrote "paint addictives" and was about to ask where to buy them
Let's play the YouTube game, like and subscribe to get the video featured
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It didn't make any sense, but I just listened to the song again and even after hardly ever speaking German in the last 17 years, it's still what I hear.
I am German, and in my time a lot of Germans grew up (including myself) with hearing "Wenn Du spät, die Strasse gehst" instead of "Face to face, each classic case" in the song "Smooth Operator" by Sade. The German part means "If you late, walk the road" or "If you walk the road late".