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WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป

@whyami.bsky.social

NO KINGS! Quaquaversal - I'm going in all directions at once. Neuro-spicy, pet lover, brain aneurysm survivor, liberal, mostly ok, medicated for your safety. Omphaloskeptic. NO DMs. NO Crypto. NO Porn.

created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Mick Foley is exactly right! Lol!

1/9/2025, 11:43:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Some magat told me I hated him because of leftist propaganda. I said, nah! I've hated him since the 70's. No response.

1/9/2025, 11:38:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Considering thousands of them moved across the plains for hundreds of years, this should be a given. Hooves breaking up soil allowing for water to absorb, pooping and peeing to add fertilizer.

1/9/2025, 10:51:07 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Nosveratu

1/9/2025, 6:48:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

No argument. We are no longer a first world country. ๐Ÿ˜ข I'd love to see Jack Smith prosecute every one of them.

1/9/2025, 6:46:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

So, we're both wrong.

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1/9/2025, 3:36:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

I read that as Waffle Stomper Stooges.

1/9/2025, 3:23:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Except the US never agreed to it.

1/9/2025, 3:19:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:26:41 PM | 5205 1952 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they touch you?

31/8/2025, 6:08:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:30:26 AM | 4332 1238 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

We can do both.

31/8/2025, 5:23:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Shaz (@markshaz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Trump cremated!

Trump cremated!
31/8/2025, 4:15:48 PM | 237 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know why there's hate for glass blocks. Done right, they can be lovely.

31/8/2025, 5:12:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooh, me too!

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31/8/2025, 5:11:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Asif Bandot (@mrbandot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Firefighter, Priest and Journalist go into to a bar, and are arrested by ICE. Nope, not remotely funny. In fact itโ€™s infuriating.๐Ÿ˜ก

31/8/2025, 2:32:55 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

They know the gangs would fight back.

31/8/2025, 4:59:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget Steve Bannon stealing the 'build the wall' donations.

31/8/2025, 1:50:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we donate to get a flight to Uganda for them

31/8/2025, 1:38:41 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Democracy Defender in AZ (@4ourposterity.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿ“ฃ Arizona Voters! ๐Ÿšจ Some people have been kicked off voter rolls and they may not even know it! Help contact these people. You can do so from home. Training provided. Help protect their right to vote.

30/8/2025, 3:44:10 PM | 16 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Not an official vehicle. No uniformity in armament. No warrants. Temu vest. Bounty hunters. Kidnappers.

31/8/2025, 1:10:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate this timeline.

27/8/2025, 12:31:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, at least they're being useful.

27/8/2025, 12:21:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not. I wish it was.

27/8/2025, 12:13:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

So... H U M P E R.

25/8/2025, 2:43:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

That flag bumper is gross.

25/8/2025, 2:42:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that's waste.

23/8/2025, 11:00:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Luigi.

20/8/2025, 11:51:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

If you need to steal, cheat or cancel elections to stay in power, itโ€™s because you know how much everyone hates your guts.

19/8/2025, 3:57:38 AM | 16188 3687 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social)

Truth!

19/8/2025, 4:10:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's the thing. If you don't like libraries, don't go. But don't be an ass, just accept that people are different.

19/8/2025, 3:48:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday. I hope it gets easier. ๐ŸŽ‰โœŒ๏ธโค๏ธ

19/8/2025, 3:45:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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19/8/2025, 1:58:14 PM | 13088 2824 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Deep personal interaction at bars doesn't happen. Whereas at a library you can see someone's interests and have a meaningful conversation. No shouting. No drinks to spike.

19/8/2025, 5:45:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Colander in hand, R'amen.

19/8/2025, 1:31:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

My dad bitched at me about leaving my money to charities instead of my brother. Yeah, the brother who didn't visit ONCE while I was hospitalized in his city for over a month. Not.

18/8/2025, 8:06:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture No Pedophiles in the WH (@timetofixit.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

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17/8/2025, 6:17:02 PM | 372 207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not? Browsing books, someone else comes to the section, you ask about the book they're holding (quietly). It's free. You can see other's interests. Sounds good to me.

18/8/2025, 7:39:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Brilliant.

18/8/2025, 6:38:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Good lord. The whole world is laughing at us, and these idiots think Canadians want to join the criminal carnival.

18/8/2025, 6:36:17 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine the stink.

18/8/2025, 7:02:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

That's interesting!

18/8/2025, 7:00:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture vallirose.bsky.social (@vallirose.bsky.social) reposted

My moneys on Superman. The incontinent diddler is a loser.

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18/8/2025, 6:44:57 AM | 162 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw the news when it happened. Those poor people.

18/8/2025, 4:28:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

I send them to my doctor so he can spread them.

18/8/2025, 4:24:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

That progression matches my face. ๐Ÿคฃ

18/8/2025, 4:20:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

2 of those pictures are of his daughter. ๐Ÿคฎ

18/8/2025, 4:11:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 3:56:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

I worked as an election judge just to see the process. The security measures were impressive. You could ask for a specific person's ballot, and they know exactly where it is. Once counted though...anything can be hacked, as mElon pointed out.

18/8/2025, 3:52:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what amounts are being ordered now.

18/8/2025, 3:43:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Take a metal colander. Put it on your head, stand, and recite the Pastafarian prayer.

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18/8/2025, 3:42:05 AM | 67 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this for remote work or people moving there? Or just to be assholes. I'm betting on the second one.

18/8/2025, 3:31:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. And then they ask you to give money for salvation. The ultimate fraud. Since nobody knows till you die, it's pretty safe.

18/8/2025, 3:28:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

He was just trying to feed them. You know, snacks.

16/8/2025, 11:41:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not "agents." These assholes are bounty hunters. I love the towing!

16/8/2025, 11:36:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

She's amazing.

16/8/2025, 11:24:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture andi (@andil.bsky.social) reposted

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

IA State Representative (D., District 1) & US Senate Candidate JD Scholten sits on a bench in a baseball locker room wearing his pitcherโ€™s uniform while holding a sign โ€œrelease the Epstein Files.โ€
16/8/2025, 12:18:38 PM | 280 76 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you really think we don't know that? We've been berated, yelled at, starved, discussed, taunted, and bullied. WE KNOW!

16/8/2025, 11:01:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Repression always turns normal desires into twisted yuck. Purity culture has a lot to answer for.

16/8/2025, 10:46:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

They pushed him in the way.

16/8/2025, 10:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 10:25:11 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

They get bounties for each grab.

12/8/2025, 11:21:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

They get paid for each person they grab. They're bounty hunters.

12/8/2025, 11:18:36 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfectly stated, thank you.

12/8/2025, 11:17:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social)

It's going to be ugly. I'm here for it!

11/8/2025, 6:05:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Welp

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11/8/2025, 12:45:49 AM | 21897 7452 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol! No, but it's not as thick.

10/8/2025, 7:10:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

It's your balcony. Do they know you?

10/8/2025, 7:09:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Puberty turned mine curly too.

10/8/2025, 6:50:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved this one!

10/8/2025, 6:45:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

That's why they're afraid of equality.

10/8/2025, 6:42:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds right. CPAC meetings cause Grindr to overload.

10/8/2025, 6:40:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

I dropped one recently and just looked at it thinking, "if I had a dog I wouldn't have to clean that up."

10/8/2025, 6:31:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

47 has been sued many times, yes. Mainly for not paying for work completed.

10/8/2025, 3:06:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐Ÿฆ‹โ„๏ธ๐ŸBaron๐Ÿโ„๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‹ (@baron333.bsky.social) reposted

How could you not love Wanda ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿฆ‹

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8/8/2025, 3:42:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plus, it's expensive to be poor.

7/8/2025, 8:10:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

When billionaires are taxed appropriately, no one starves or loses their home.

7/8/2025, 8:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

He'd let them in. Then straight to a gulag. After taking their medals.

7/8/2025, 7:54:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, yes, maybe.

7/8/2025, 7:52:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where can I donate to get that buffalo all the love, care, and treats they want forever?

7/8/2025, 7:45:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only they called out other men!

7/8/2025, 7:35:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'll have to figure that out. WHAT THE FUCK?

7/8/2025, 7:27:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Noel Casler worked on The Apprentice set and has repeatedly referred to 47's Adderall addiction, inability to control his bowels and wearing diapers, and that only Ivanka could calm him (๐Ÿคฎ). He's never been sued. Because he's afraid of discovery.

7/8/2025, 7:09:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not real gold.

7/8/2025, 6:57:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Include the punishment. Just saying it's illegal won't stop them. Perpetrators will forfeit 90% of their assets.

7/8/2025, 6:48:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

Loudly, "I don't care if you kept your panties on, I'm not selling to you."

7/8/2025, 6:25:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ะšะตั€ั€ั– ะกะฒั–ั‚๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ (@carriesweet.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Trump is Saddamizing the White House while sodomizing America.

7/8/2025, 5:12:58 PM | 489 61 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're bounty hunters.

7/8/2025, 4:06:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're bounty hunters.

7/8/2025, 3:57:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They removed many parts of the Constitution on the white house website. Then, pretended it was a mistake.

7/8/2025, 3:56:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda reminds me of Stalin.

7/8/2025, 3:37:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And take our athletes. If they're okay staying out of the US after.

7/8/2025, 3:36:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WhyAmI ๐ŸŒป (@whyami.bsky.social) reply parent

MONEY! His cronies will get the contracts after a hefty bribe. Merchandise (his favorite method of money laundering) with his face and name the only merch available.

7/8/2025, 3:34:30 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We definitely don't. But...

7/8/2025, 3:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gross. Full on propaganda flood.

7/8/2025, 3:27:01 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The giggle that came out had giggles. That's hilarious.

7/8/2025, 3:25:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 1936 Olympics was in Berlin.

7/8/2025, 3:24:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view