William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
"Out with the old..."
I used to say that I'd forgotten more about pop culture than you'll ever know. Then I got old. Now I've forgotten everything. Classically Trained Hater https://westweekever.com
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"Out with the old..."
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody keeps coming on the PA, saying snacks are coming, but we haven't seen any yet...
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya gotta for awards consideration.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
YES
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Did P+ ditch iCarly, or is it on both streamers now?
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry to hear that! I've got a seat next to me on the SS Jobless if you don't find another seat.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Things didn't work out so great last time he voiced Blade lol
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
End of an era
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Politically, they're gonna have to figure out a way to navigate that in secret. Right now, WB treats her like a girl you hook up with but don't tell your friends. Meanwhile, she will walk right up to your friends and say "He fucked me last night. Twice." I don't see them walking that tightrope long.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
I was hoping the aftermath of Eternals would have course corrected Chloe Zhao's "Ang Lee" career trajectory, but now she's executive producer on that Buffy sequel?
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Harder disagree to your hard disagree - mainly because WB has so much riding on it. Those scenarios rarely turn out well. They'll probably fuck up a sure thing with some last minute tweaks to doom the whole enterprise.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he was no Dr Seuss, but still not the best guy. Some of that was just generational. Joanne has no such excuse.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
This is where someone is gonna chime in with "Ya gotta separate the Art from The Artist", but where the Hell do you think the Art comes from?! That's just mental gymnastics to help you sleep at night. If it's any consolation, half that shit came from Roald Dahl books, and he was an ass, too.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
HBO Max's Harry Potter series is gonna fail, but not for the reasons folks think it will. I dont think a lot of Potterheads have the moral resolve you'd like to think. At the end of the day, there's not a ton of demand to see these stories in live action again. They have the Radcliffe stuff.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
I think we all know A.I.= BAD" by now, but are we really calling the police on a convention floor? Y'all couldn't have flagged down a volunteer or something?
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
The Planeteers, of course!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
I love how all the civilians are wearing the t-shirt, probably handed to them at the door. Meanwhile, there are a couple of women in the bunch who didn't come to play around, and are dressed for it.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
See, he certainly seems wrong when it comes to basketball, as each franchise sort of had their local star. I can understand his argument for, say, football. Redskins fans didn't give a shit who was on the team lol. They equally hated the owner and stadium, regardless of era.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Close The Circle!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
There are so many dead bodies hidden in rooms he didn't show her.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Is the @comicgeeks.bsky.social Android app being weird for anyone else? It's only showing one DC release this week, and it's NOT Batman #1.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
This 24-page comic is $15. I don't know anything about Bad Bug Media, but this is a TERRIBLE introduction!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Zoe Saldaña is what you get when you add horchata to your Meagan Good recipe.
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
You gotta be a pretty shitty job, in 2025, to list "Paid Time Off" as a work benefit. That's like when DVDs used to list "Interactive Menus!" as a Special Feature.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
What the fuck is a TinyTAN?
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
"Finally"
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
No worries. It's social media. It happens lol
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure what it is you're trying to say, but I'm talking about the Disney variants that Marvel has been putting out. They use Disney characters to recreate classic Marvel covers?
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
It feels wrong for the Emmanuelle remake to be on HBO Max. It should premiere on Cinemax at 2 AM on a Friday.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
I also noticed they don't seem to call her "doctor" in those blurbs. They just letting anyone in this lab?!
The D.C. Universe (@dcuniverse.bsky.social) reposted
If there’s one thing I know about humanity from years of watching movies, and just paying attention to what’s been happening in the world recently, if you tell people something could destroy the planet, everyone will act responsibly and agree not try and monetize it or exploit it for personal gain.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all don't have those in your county? I've got one close enough it's walkable
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
I love your house!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
"So, I met this broad at the club. A couple o' Long Island Iced Teas later, and I'm givin' her the boom scooherini, right there on my ma's couch!"
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
ICYMI, West Week Ever: Pop Culture In Review – 8/29/25 westweekever.com/2025/08/29/w...
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a subscription!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
I'm not a Muppets guy, but these are SO much better than the Disney covers.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! I've been so scattered this week that I just realized you wishing me well on the holiest of geek days lol
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
ROLL TIDE! 🤣🤣🤣
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@dumbmike.bsky.social) reposted
NEWS: Every single person on earth has died and all this around us, this is heaven. It's just like the last episode of Lost, if that's what the show Lost was about. Didn't watch.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't care! You don't use a nearly 50 year old picture! Use one from Picket Fences, for God's sake!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
For the night crowd, West Week Ever: Pop Culture In Review – 8/29/25 westweekever.com/2025/08/29/w...
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
There's usually not a ton of price difference. Also, I've done pro for the other Rangers so I cant have Non Pro pic unless he's in a jail cell
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I know that feeling! I never figured it out, yet I was trying to preach to the non-believers lol
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. I HAD to have invites to everything. I've got neglected accounts all over Al Gore's internet. Vero, Mastodon, Google+, etc
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
We're using "AI" as a blanket term, without nuance. If you can't convincingly explain a concept to the dumbest person, it's gonna fail. That's what took down NFTs and the Amazon Phone. There were PhDs who couldn't explain Google Wave. Remember that shit?!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Mark my words: If Starfleet Academy doesn't have a descendant of Boothby, who serves as the Holodeck Jizz Mopper, I'm canceling my Paramount+ subscription.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Belichick's girlfriend filed a trademark for "gold digger"? THIS is the world in which we live now?! Where are his kids?!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you NOT pay for them? Especially with that handler lady walking around
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, they tried. He was on the stand, and suddenly yelled out "We need the Power Sword!" Of course, nothing happened, but it was enough for him to be ruled unfit to serve any sentence.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Briefly considered going to Retro Con to meet Austin St. John, but remembered how bad the quality has been on their pro pics. I should have asked for a refund on my Dukes of Hazzard pic, as it was VERY dark
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?! My only problem is I can no longer watch any of the Tom Anderson stuff since it just makes me think it's Hank Hill. We sorta always knew, but the 13 seasons of KOTH means that's Hank's voice now.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
I'm glad the new Beavis & Butthead eps are on Comedy Central now. I wasn't firing up P+ just to watch that. I also forgot how good the revival is!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Go to the NYCC website, and check out the headshot used for Tom Skerritt. That should be illegal.
Taraflops (@taraflops.bsky.social) reposted
The man
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
West Week Ever: Pop Culture In Review – 8/29/25 westweekever.com/2025/08/29/w...
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
See, I buy it, but I never build it. LEGO is a more reliable investment than the stock market these days.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
I'd love to know the compression shirt budget for Blackish, as there are a ton of scenes where Anthony Anderson is *clearly* downright uncomfortable.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Spawn
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Now there's a rumor SNL is breaking up Please Don't Destroy, which wouldn't exactly bother me. Rumor: SNL Upping Please Don’t Destroy Member to Main Cast - LateNighter share.google/EVH2RaOZY9vl...
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Some years ago, they used to tell folks to add an emergency contact in their phone as "ICE" (In Case of Emergency). Guess we're not doing THAT anymore...
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Good question. In recent years, she was only getting MILF/middle aged woman parts in sketches, while all the Hot White Woman parts were going to slightly younger Chloe Fineman
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
It's one thing to feel this way, but it's entirely worse to feel it enough to make this sign. And it's far worse if you spend legal tender on it. And if you put it up in your house? Seek immediate help!
Stunt Zombie (@stuntzombie.bsky.social) reposted
If I'm part of your superhero team, you better share your secret identity with me. There's no way in Hell I'm calling you something like "Firefarter" in casual conversation.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
LUCKY!
brocky.bsky.social (@brocky.bsky.social) reposted
My decades long streak of having whatever event carny is putting a wristband on me needing to comment on how hairy my Teen Wolf assed wrist is continues! I went to the Fairfax Comic-Con with @williambwest.bsky.social and had the 1st issue of the comic series she wrote signed by Amy Jo Johnson.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, did she also add the "KH + TO"? Did she charge extra?!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
I hope the National Guard is gone by snowfall, because there are gonna be some casualties during the traditional DC snowball fight.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
The Onion Reviews 'RoboCop'
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Aww, the guy everyone knew was gonna get fired from SNL got fired from SNL.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Has anyone tried the Cereal N Milk Latte from Dunkin? It answers the age-old question of "If I had to suck off Cap'n Crunch, how would it taste?" While there's an odd viscosity to it, not bad. Not sure what The Soggies have been complaining about all these years!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, because he wasn't a new character. All these other characters just came out of nowhere.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
"We showed a Lithuanian child a picture of The Joker for 15 seconds, and then had him draw him from memory."
Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 (@itsthebrandi.bsky.social) reposted
Every time I see UK news and the British people yell at us for shit we know is bad in our country, I'm reminded that beans and toast need to stay out of hamburger and fries business.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
Around season 4/5, sitcom families have this tendency to take in a "less fortunate" kid. And it NEVER works out. I don't care if it's Cousin Pam on The Cosby Show or Seven on Married...with Children. Blackish tried it for about 5 episodes. Still don't know what they were going for there.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
If Cracker Barrel was trying to be "woke", they'd have replaced the old guy with a black guy in their logo. "You can have the new logo OR Daquanté. Take your pick." That would have resolved shit REAL quick!
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
I was obsessed, too. Pink's backside is so intense that they just get to a point where they tie a hoodie around her waist every episode lol
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
I ask this question every few years, and I know there's an answer out there: Why did JDF transition to the Bat in the Sun Green Ranger costume in his later years? I mean, it's not like it's different enough to help him avoid a lawsuit. And it always felt like a "runner up" to the actual suit.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
True, but we pretty much got all the Zyuranger stuff. They just covered all the Japanese with lightning bolts. God, there were SO MANY LIGHTNING BOLTS...
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Even though a rehash of the Astronema/Andros dynamic, Teyana was so hot. I really expected her to get her own drama on The CW or something. I don't think she ever made it out of New Zealand?
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
In the beginning, those felt more organic because they weren't always about selling new toys. Remember in MMPR when they get those sling guns and hide in a wagon of watermelons? We wanted to buy those and couldn't! Later, it was basically "Ask your mom & dad to buy you the Power Cannon!"
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
What do you think humanity will get to witness first? The release of the Jerry Lewis concentration camp clown movie OR The Legend of the White Dragon?
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Mystic Force is the one season for which I've never watched an entire episode. None of it even makes sense to me. Did they have some Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog scripts lying around or something? It was still modern-day Earth, right? I tried, but fell asleep on the few I sampled.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Back when the episodes still had a hamfisted moral. When did that end? RPM? "Look, we'd love to teach you about Responsibility, but most of humanity was just annihilated, and this dome is about to run out of breathable air!"
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah...I didn't like the idea of Saban hopping around, but I hated those trains the minute I saw them. Plus, PR has never figured out trains. Not sure if it's a shortage of sentai footage, but Lightspeed Rescue and Mystic Force had underused trains.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the best theme songs, and certainly best of the Disney Era. My only gripe was no one told them that Samurai and Ninja don't fuck with each other? I didn't care too much, though, because I loved Cam.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, this is a failing on my part, but I can't even name most of the Neo-Saban rangers. I think there's a Mia. And Kevin? Maybe Dirk? Is there a Dirk? There were a few guys who could have been Dirk. Then there's Ninja Steel Pink, with the ass.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I feel the same about Ninja Steel. Those were godawful suits, but Haim was beyond lazy by that point. The Neo-Saban Era is so bad because they didn't even develop personalities for those kids. Recipe: "I need 5 hot folks, and make one mixed."
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social)
I will never come for a younger fan of a franchise, as they couldn't control when they were born. That said, I completely agree with Saban not wanting to adapt Kakuranger, because those suit designs looked like the lazy bootleg figures in every 90s dollar store. "Power Ninjas", "Galaxy Force", etc.
William Bruce West (@williambwest.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been meaning to make "Zordon Died For Nothing" stickers for years now. All he did was lie lol. But I love the Jason Todd cases for the MMPR suits, and I hate how they just become Color Tubes in Turbo.