Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)
Filthy socialist in NJ. Skeets about my cat Donut, politics, sports, Dad Rock. Mass murder scholar (amateur). Will occasionally dunk on libs, you have been warned. He / him. gfy
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rest well, qween
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never thought I would ever skeet this phrase go Belgium
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What if he had a stroke and can't talk without serious slurring?
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how hard can it be to beat that vile ghoul?
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Oh man. Vance's reelection campaign is going to be amazing. Single digit approval polls, getting booed and spat on in the street, yet he will still run because, you know, he has to.
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Yep. Strap in for President Vance.
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You just know that Stancil is furiously writing a rebuttal, tears streaming down his face.
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The death of capitalism is a foregone conclusion now, it's all just pain mediation and palliative care. Let's hope the system that replaces it is better.
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most beautiful Uruk-Hai anyone has ever seen
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"And then the comet will be revealed as a giant spaceship that will take us to the playoffs."
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I am certain the phrase "shidded and farded" will be uttered.
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same attire also
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Susan is concerned about that! That counts, right??
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I got the text of his announcement. "YKKKYKYHGH GHGHHHGH KKTHKTHKKHHH..." followed by some Cthulhu chants.
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Yep, in today's environment you can be right one and coast for a loooooooooong time. That dumb mf-er is wrong about everything now and still has a career.
maple cocaine (@maplecocaine.bsky.social) reposted
Certain media types hate this place because, while they of course also get treated like shit on twitter, only like 1% of people on twitter even know who the fuck they are. But on here every single user knows them and despises them
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2012. Look it up.
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To be fair he is outstanding at it. Hard to think of anyone with terrible takes as often as Nate.
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Joe Platinum also laughs at Nate Silver
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New Thirty Years War about to drop.
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"this thing that is mostly organic and used by millions of people should be forced to change to serve my very specific desires"
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Bluesky will never be successful until it gets better trolls. This is some lazy ass copy pasta.
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Not correlated. I would explain this obvious reality or i could teach my cat sanskrit. Same dif.
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"majority"
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you also need a coalition, and this is the exact opposite of what you should do to get it
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I vote no. Maybe just a few but not many.
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"Help me please, my husband is going crazy!" "I can help ma'am." "You know what, I am just going to go back home."
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If you measure derangement and disconnection from reality, there is no longer any difference between MAGA chuds and cultist Dem liberals. It was not always like this but here we are.
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I heard the fart from here.
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If I had no idea who he was, and I was stuck in an elevator with him, within five minutes I would want to off myself. Dude is just a net negative to the human race.
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I will die in that hip. Why do you follow J.D. Vance?
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They never answer these questions. 🤔 Another favorite reply to "we have to throw Gaza under the bus to win elections" is "would you kill a child to win an election?" They never answer this one either.
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One of my favorite things about Angry Guys is their little rule books. "I will not tolerate anyone looking at me when Mercury is in retrograde."
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(opens dishwasher, filled with dancing snakes)
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Would you murder one child to remove Trump from office?
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this is losertalk
Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted reply parent
Our times are dark not only because of the right's actions but because this evidently needs to be said to those who oppose it.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
I loaned the British Museum ten dollars and now the ten dollar bill is on display there.
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"The natives were cold and we gave them blankets!"
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
Not just any mass shooting, the second worst mass shooting in American history, and one of the most lethal attacks on LGBTQ people ever.
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Rusty and Billy. Rivals, mutual admiration, tiny bit of loathing.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
keep pads level, helmet up, hit with center of chest, wrap up as soon as contact is made
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
"Best Korea wins again! Our leaders are healthy and vibrant!"
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
I was once forced to play Beethoven's Ninth at about a hundred decibels after 2am on a weeknight. The partiers called the cops on me but the cops saw the partiers were literally smoking crack so the cops knocked on my door and told me to have a good night. (regardless, ACAB)
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Start planning your Trump Death parties now. Write a whole outline of festivities! Make a budget! Buy and store decorations!
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
The small relationships in that show are great. Brock gently mentoring Sgt. Vatred. Shore Leave in denial about having feelings for The Alchemist. Dean's affectionate bewilderment towards Hank.
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So a guy can't have dreams any more?
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Don't stop believing.
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Fred Hampton was an American hero.
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Colin Carlson (@colincarlson.bsky.social) reposted
With O'Neill (apparently) taking over CDC (if they ever get around to firing Monarez), I think it's worth looking back to Project 2025 and asking what they actually intend to *do* to CDC. So, I went to remind myself today. Here's what's in store:
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What a jerk. Thank you for the theology lesson.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
also works for camgirls
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
Does God exist? If so, why is she so mean to me?
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom would absolutely do that and worse.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
good work Felix, can you explain string theory to me, I don't get that at all
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
even wasps?
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and he will still write a whiny weepy book about it
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
Pauline Newman is older than color television. Pauline Newman is older than Shirley Temple.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
can confirm
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my own family violated my trust so hard, I have vowed to never speak to them again if your contempt has good reason, be proud of it
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
cancelled all weekend appointments, no one has seen him wishful thinking
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of candidates emerged late, after bruising primaries. Few knew who Barack Obama was until less than a year out. So the nominee is likely still obscure. Yes, progressive voters are strict about some things. Love em or hate em, that will be an important factor in the primary and election.
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Cancel Newsom. He platforms fascists. And he targets two marginalized groups straight out of the GOP playbook. This early, Pritzker is okay, Walz is possible. Hopefully someone a lot more progressive emerges but they are the best available. And no Zionists.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)
You are all laughing and celebrating. I choose to remember the good times. youtu.be/ia_GL3ObSjQ?...
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Cameron is one of the best film directors ever. His talent does not prevent him from being a shitty human being.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
Today, you celebrate those who love you. Tomorrow, bites, helicopter shelf, harrass siblings, more bites.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
"It's starts with a whistle and ends with a gun."
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They Call It Pro Football (1966) youtu.be/prNvUDReoBc?...
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Fortune
Pixel Pushers Union 512 (@ppu512.bsky.social) reposted
Hell yeah. More of this.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree, Ana was one of the few. VC money is a hell of a drug.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
just the lyrics started me down a spiral listening to this and Meat is Murder back to back used to automatically alert certain hotlines
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you are right. I feel like nearly infinite power and resources has removed all ethics or compunction. I forsee massacres and worse.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
The extremely sinister agent in Into the Night. "Oh, you are good."
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing else matters besides this: You downplayed a genocide that America is currently committing. Thus aiding it. You can't come back from that. Ever.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree. However, if real progressives start to make inroads to power, we ain't seen nothing yet.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
It is human depravity to blame Hamas. It is human depravity to let Biden off the hook. It is human depravity to try to soft pedal any of this. An awful lot of humans are depraved.
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how hard could she possibly be to kill? she couldn't handle one bullet to the chest
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PAY SHUN
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Bucs creamsicles. Pat Patriot. Eagles Kelly green. Retuuuuuuurn
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
it has not been produced so I have only seen it in my MIND
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IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS? IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS? (young Willow Minder gnaws wrist)
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent
There are very few songs in existence that I cannot listen to because of an extreme emotional reaction but this is one.
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Every fucking song on the Japanese Whispers compilation.
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Since this movie, the Rams 1. moved to St. Louis, 2. won a Super Bowl 3. changed from yellow to gold 4. moved back to L.A. 5. went back to yellow 6. won another Super Bowl.
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What? He had a helmet on.
Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)
Why can't they just set a ten thousand item limit?
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