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Willow Minder

@willowminder.bsky.social

Filthy socialist in NJ. Skeets about my cat Donut, politics, sports, Dad Rock. Mass murder scholar (amateur). Will occasionally dunk on libs, you have been warned. He / him. gfy

created August 15, 2023

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2/9/2025, 3:35:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:35:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

rest well, qween

2/9/2025, 3:33:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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never thought I would ever skeet this phrase go Belgium

2/9/2025, 3:32:54 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted

Jesus Christ

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2/9/2025, 2:31:22 AM | 1963 411 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

What if he had a stroke and can't talk without serious slurring?

2/9/2025, 3:24:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

how hard can it be to beat that vile ghoul?

2/9/2025, 3:21:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

Oh man. Vance's reelection campaign is going to be amazing. Single digit approval polls, getting booed and spat on in the street, yet he will still run because, you know, he has to.

2/9/2025, 3:21:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Strap in for President Vance.

2/9/2025, 3:18:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

You just know that Stancil is furiously writing a rebuttal, tears streaming down his face.

2/9/2025, 3:14:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

The death of capitalism is a foregone conclusion now, it's all just pain mediation and palliative care. Let's hope the system that replaces it is better.

2/9/2025, 3:13:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

most beautiful Uruk-Hai anyone has ever seen

2/9/2025, 3:11:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

"And then the comet will be revealed as a giant spaceship that will take us to the playoffs."

2/9/2025, 3:10:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

I am certain the phrase "shidded and farded" will be uttered.

2/9/2025, 3:05:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:03:13 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

same attire also

2/9/2025, 3:01:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Susan is concerned about that! That counts, right??

2/9/2025, 3:00:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

I got the text of his announcement. "YKKKYKYHGH GHGHHHGH KKTHKTHKKHHH..." followed by some Cthulhu chants.

2/9/2025, 2:59:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, in today's environment you can be right one and coast for a loooooooooong time. That dumb mf-er is wrong about everything now and still has a career.

2/9/2025, 2:57:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture maple cocaine (@maplecocaine.bsky.social) reposted

Certain media types hate this place because, while they of course also get treated like shit on twitter, only like 1% of people on twitter even know who the fuck they are. But on here every single user knows them and despises them

1/9/2025, 7:46:06 PM | 1941 229 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

2012. Look it up.

2/9/2025, 1:32:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair he is outstanding at it. Hard to think of anyone with terrible takes as often as Nate.

2/9/2025, 1:24:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Joe Platinum also laughs at Nate Silver

2/9/2025, 1:22:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

New Thirty Years War about to drop.

1/9/2025, 8:37:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jordan (@jordantyranny.bsky.social) reposted

WORKING CLASS UNITE!

WORKING CLASS UNITE! #laborday #workingclass #labor
1/9/2025, 3:52:24 PM | 998 211 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

"this thing that is mostly organic and used by millions of people should be forced to change to serve my very specific desires"

1/9/2025, 4:03:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:16:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Bluesky will never be successful until it gets better trolls. This is some lazy ass copy pasta.

1/9/2025, 3:15:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Not correlated. I would explain this obvious reality or i could teach my cat sanskrit. Same dif.

1/9/2025, 3:11:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

"majority"

1/9/2025, 2:38:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:08:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

you also need a coalition, and this is the exact opposite of what you should do to get it

31/8/2025, 11:13:54 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

I vote no. Maybe just a few but not many.

31/8/2025, 9:21:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

"Help me please, my husband is going crazy!" "I can help ma'am." "You know what, I am just going to go back home."

31/8/2025, 8:38:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Now my brow is furrowed.

labels on account of
31/8/2025, 8:32:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

If you measure derangement and disconnection from reality, there is no longer any difference between MAGA chuds and cultist Dem liberals. It was not always like this but here we are.

31/8/2025, 8:29:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard the fart from here.

31/8/2025, 8:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

If I had no idea who he was, and I was stuck in an elevator with him, within five minutes I would want to off myself. Dude is just a net negative to the human race.

31/8/2025, 8:18:28 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

I will die in that hip. Why do you follow J.D. Vance?

31/8/2025, 4:34:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

They never answer these questions. 🤔 Another favorite reply to "we have to throw Gaza under the bus to win elections" is "would you kill a child to win an election?" They never answer this one either.

31/8/2025, 4:33:03 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my favorite things about Angry Guys is their little rule books. "I will not tolerate anyone looking at me when Mercury is in retrograde."

31/8/2025, 2:12:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

(opens dishwasher, filled with dancing snakes)

31/8/2025, 2:10:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Would you murder one child to remove Trump from office?

31/8/2025, 1:31:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

this is losertalk

31/8/2025, 1:22:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted reply parent

Our times are dark not only because of the right's actions but because this evidently needs to be said to those who oppose it.

31/8/2025, 1:02:34 PM | 678 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

I loaned the British Museum ten dollars and now the ten dollar bill is on display there.

31/8/2025, 7:55:46 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

"The natives were cold and we gave them blankets!"

31/8/2025, 7:52:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Not just any mass shooting, the second worst mass shooting in American history, and one of the most lethal attacks on LGBTQ people ever.

31/8/2025, 7:50:33 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Rusty and Billy. Rivals, mutual admiration, tiny bit of loathing.

31/8/2025, 7:46:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

keep pads level, helmet up, hit with center of chest, wrap up as soon as contact is made

31/8/2025, 5:53:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

"Best Korea wins again! Our leaders are healthy and vibrant!"

31/8/2025, 5:49:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

I was once forced to play Beethoven's Ninth at about a hundred decibels after 2am on a weeknight. The partiers called the cops on me but the cops saw the partiers were literally smoking crack so the cops knocked on my door and told me to have a good night. (regardless, ACAB)

31/8/2025, 5:38:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reposted

Start planning your Trump Death parties now. Write a whole outline of festivities! Make a budget! Buy and store decorations!

30/1/2025, 5:16:24 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

The small relationships in that show are great. Brock gently mentoring Sgt. Vatred. Shore Leave in denial about having feelings for The Alchemist. Dean's affectionate bewilderment towards Hank.

31/8/2025, 3:34:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

So a guy can't have dreams any more?

31/8/2025, 3:10:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

Don't stop believing.

31/8/2025, 3:07:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

Fred Hampton was an American hero.

31/8/2025, 3:01:20 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

31/8/2025, 12:52:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Carlson (@colincarlson.bsky.social) reposted

With O'Neill (apparently) taking over CDC (if they ever get around to firing Monarez), I think it's worth looking back to Project 2025 and asking what they actually intend to *do* to CDC. So, I went to remind myself today. Here's what's in store:

29/8/2025, 8:56:31 PM | 1290 671 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

every Newsom supporter:

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30/8/2025, 6:25:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

What a jerk. Thank you for the theology lesson.

30/8/2025, 6:22:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

also works for camgirls

30/8/2025, 6:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Does God exist? If so, why is she so mean to me?

30/8/2025, 6:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Newsom would absolutely do that and worse.

30/8/2025, 5:47:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

good work Felix, can you explain string theory to me, I don't get that at all

30/8/2025, 5:46:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

even wasps?

30/8/2025, 5:43:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

and he will still write a whiny weepy book about it

30/8/2025, 5:03:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pauline Newman is older than color television. Pauline Newman is older than Shirley Temple.

30/8/2025, 3:57:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

can confirm

30/8/2025, 3:44:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

my own family violated my trust so hard, I have vowed to never speak to them again if your contempt has good reason, be proud of it

30/8/2025, 6:52:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

cancelled all weekend appointments, no one has seen him wishful thinking

30/8/2025, 6:50:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of candidates emerged late, after bruising primaries. Few knew who Barack Obama was until less than a year out. So the nominee is likely still obscure. Yes, progressive voters are strict about some things. Love em or hate em, that will be an important factor in the primary and election.

30/8/2025, 5:45:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Cancel Newsom. He platforms fascists. And he targets two marginalized groups straight out of the GOP playbook. This early, Pritzker is okay, Walz is possible. Hopefully someone a lot more progressive emerges but they are the best available. And no Zionists.

30/8/2025, 5:40:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

You are all laughing and celebrating. I choose to remember the good times. youtu.be/ia_GL3ObSjQ?...

30/8/2025, 4:14:43 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cameron is one of the best film directors ever. His talent does not prevent him from being a shitty human being.

30/8/2025, 4:07:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social)

I have an idea. #truckercat #caturday

Donut the grey and white cat stares into the camera cu, has a light over his head. Murderous expression.
30/8/2025, 4:05:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Today, you celebrate those who love you. Tomorrow, bites, helicopter shelf, harrass siblings, more bites.

30/8/2025, 4:04:27 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

"It's starts with a whistle and ends with a gun."

30/8/2025, 4:03:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They Call It Pro Football (1966) youtu.be/prNvUDReoBc?...

30/8/2025, 3:59:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Fortune

30/8/2025, 2:52:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pixel Pushers Union 512 (@ppu512.bsky.social) reposted

Hell yeah. More of this.

29/8/2025, 5:02:58 PM | 151 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree, Ana was one of the few. VC money is a hell of a drug.

30/8/2025, 2:43:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just the lyrics started me down a spiral listening to this and Meat is Murder back to back used to automatically alert certain hotlines

30/8/2025, 2:42:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you are right. I feel like nearly infinite power and resources has removed all ethics or compunction. I forsee massacres and worse.

30/8/2025, 2:40:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

The extremely sinister agent in Into the Night. "Oh, you are good."

30/8/2025, 2:36:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing else matters besides this: You downplayed a genocide that America is currently committing. Thus aiding it. You can't come back from that. Ever.

30/8/2025, 2:30:45 AM | 43 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree. However, if real progressives start to make inroads to power, we ain't seen nothing yet.

30/8/2025, 2:29:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

It is human depravity to blame Hamas. It is human depravity to let Biden off the hook. It is human depravity to try to soft pedal any of this. An awful lot of humans are depraved.

30/8/2025, 2:25:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how hard could she possibly be to kill? she couldn't handle one bullet to the chest

30/8/2025, 1:57:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah. I am proud of this.

lists i am on, calling me
30/8/2025, 1:56:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

PAY SHUN

30/8/2025, 1:52:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bucs creamsicles. Pat Patriot. Eagles Kelly green. Retuuuuuuurn

30/8/2025, 1:51:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it has not been produced so I have only seen it in my MIND

cover page of a brilliant screenplay DIÉZ EPISODES ONE THROUGH TEN
30/8/2025, 1:35:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS? IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS? (young Willow Minder gnaws wrist)

30/8/2025, 1:31:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are very few songs in existence that I cannot listen to because of an extreme emotional reaction but this is one.

30/8/2025, 1:30:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Willow Minder (@willowminder.bsky.social) reply parent

Every fucking song on the Japanese Whispers compilation.

30/8/2025, 1:29:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since this movie, the Rams 1. moved to St. Louis, 2. won a Super Bowl 3. changed from yellow to gold 4. moved back to L.A. 5. went back to yellow 6. won another Super Bowl.

30/8/2025, 1:27:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What? He had a helmet on.

30/8/2025, 1:25:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why can't they just set a ten thousand item limit?

30/8/2025, 1:23:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:04:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view