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@wiseolddog.bsky.social

Old guy who did a lot of stuff in his time.

created November 27, 2024

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Can we watch?

2/9/2025, 11:22:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really, has anyone ever told him he can’t dance? Really!

1/9/2025, 10:50:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Freak” accident is correct.

1/9/2025, 10:45:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Rudy in Epstein’s flight log?

1/9/2025, 10:43:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will it slow down the Epstein investigation?

31/8/2025, 9:46:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s the over/under on his dying before the end of the year?

31/8/2025, 1:04:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hiker injured by bear in Glacier National Park…No action will be taken against the bear…Troubling? But just doing what they do. Time to rewatch’The Revenant’

30/8/2025, 11:57:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dying?

30/8/2025, 11:45:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy is a National Treasure!

29/8/2025, 9:12:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jamie, did that Hindu guy call you a “couch fucker?”

29/8/2025, 9:04:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile at The Front: While our National Guard picks up trash, August 28, 137 combat engagements on the front line. The enemy launched 50 air strikes on Ukrainian positions and using 33 missiles and dropping 74 guided aerial bombs, 2,276 attacks by kamikaze drones and 3,619 artillery shellings.

29/8/2025, 2:54:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did they comment on Ghislane’s incarceration?

29/8/2025, 11:43:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Tricky Dick didn’t know Epstein.

29/8/2025, 11:34:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What were Jeffo and Ghislane doing on 9-11?

29/8/2025, 11:31:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 9:10:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today… in 1963. I was a teenage punk. We heard that Zimmie, Joan and Pete were singing so we listened in. It was one of very few religious experiences I’ve had. The speech still raises the hairs on the back of my neck. It also choked David Brinkley on the air. We all knew something had happened.

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28/8/2025, 9:09:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what these guys do in real life?

28/8/2025, 11:35:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ghislane will tighten his ass up big time.

28/8/2025, 11:31:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GIGO…of course.

28/8/2025, 10:45:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s invited to Tay-Tay’s wedding

27/8/2025, 11:26:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give ‘em a grabber and a trash bag.

27/8/2025, 11:11:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only one white guy?

27/8/2025, 8:27:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m richer than you. So call me an Explorer!

27/8/2025, 8:26:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They won’t give them grabbers either.

27/8/2025, 8:22:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Atlas Obscura: My Main Man Popeye. You can visit him as he stands guard above the Mighty Mississippi at Chester, Illinois. Remember his words: “ I Yam what I Yam!”

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27/8/2025, 8:15:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need first person interviews of the troops as they perform their vital Service to the Nation!

27/8/2025, 10:59:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We like the “dark and stormy night “ motif!

27/8/2025, 10:55:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So if you take down a Dash delivery guy, you can go back to the station and spend the rest of the night “processing him.” Easy way to make your nut.

27/8/2025, 10:51:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you have ever spent any time in a uniform you get pretty good at picking up trash. Coming soon: painting rocks white.

27/8/2025, 10:47:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD is doing his warm ups…

25/8/2025, 10:24:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re probably never going to hear it all but how much of this “Angry Street Theatre “ are these troops and “Federal Agents “ going to take back to their families as abuse as they “just try to make their nut?”

25/8/2025, 11:55:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, I’m not being a rational, mature adult but… “De-lish!”

25/8/2025, 11:38:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Officer Unfriendly.

24/8/2025, 8:17:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad o found your site. Mom always wanted us to eat more beans. Thanks!

24/8/2025, 1:33:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not a fan of fans…bad for the Doo.

24/8/2025, 11:15:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now there’s a distraction…Adios Cancun All-Inclusive vacations!

22/8/2025, 6:19:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So arrest him when he gets there.

22/8/2025, 6:11:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Challenge him to a walk around any block he chooses.

22/8/2025, 6:07:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Braconid Wasps emerging from “involuntary host” Tomato Hornworms.

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22/8/2025, 2:05:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Aw Shucks,” he muttered in an embarrassed, self deprecating tone as his toe traced unconnected arcs in the late summer powdery red dust.

22/8/2025, 1:54:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Golf cart rallies in The Villages to demand ‘Workers Over Billionaires’ Depths to be plumbed here…

22/8/2025, 11:55:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But notice they aren’t allowed to look at their phones!

22/8/2025, 11:26:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And when your annual review depends on bringing in the bodies…

22/8/2025, 11:25:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three and a half miles today with the boys. Solved at least a third of the World’s problems. Tomorrow’s another day, no?

21/8/2025, 10:31:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those dudes should check their A1C… just saying.

21/8/2025, 10:25:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m old now, I stroll. Best part of my day.

21/8/2025, 7:27:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which all-white sorority do you think she pledged?

21/8/2025, 7:25:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One week. We only “kinda” believed his BS for one week. A new low.

21/8/2025, 7:13:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where?

21/8/2025, 7:09:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because if you do focus on the lack of progress… You’re a Progressive!!!

21/8/2025, 7:07:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So walk… it’s good for you too. Takes a little longer but that’s good for you as well. You can do more interacting while walking. Talk with people, pet dogs, contemplate architecture, whatever else you stroll past.

21/8/2025, 7:04:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Golf trophies?

21/8/2025, 6:55:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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soygrowers.com/news-release... “One Bean in three”. For the past 10 years for every three soybeans grown, China buys one. Now? China is not buying ONE SINGLE BEAN. Not one…

21/8/2025, 5:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morgan and Morgan!

21/8/2025, 11:13:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why won’t they post the Tenets of the Buddha?

20/8/2025, 9:26:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pee-Pee tapes! Shout it from the rooftops!

20/8/2025, 9:23:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re probably on overtime, why aren’t they taking up the slack?

20/8/2025, 9:13:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think that hulking war machine has Progressive Insurance?

20/8/2025, 9:12:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Six grown men who must feel like shit in their inner selves.

20/8/2025, 9:10:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How old do you figure that young mother is? 18? This is the face of America in five years.

20/8/2025, 9:06:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Excuse me Officer but you have such pretty eyes! Could you lower your face covering and let me see your luscious lips?”

20/8/2025, 4:55:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t forget the Pee-Pee tapes!

20/8/2025, 4:46:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m part of the “blood loss.” Now Independent. Tired of the Party fundraising/other media mania. Still never vote red. Just saying. Leave me alone, let me vote quietly.

20/8/2025, 3:07:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another 50mg. of Ivermectin would help.

20/8/2025, 1:11:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@s-coop.bsky.social No! Release the Pee-Pee tapes first!!

20/8/2025, 1:04:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The “agent” with the concussion will get compensation for life.

20/8/2025, 11:30:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put me on the jury.

20/8/2025, 11:29:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much does that cost?

20/8/2025, 11:28:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow… just plain wow.

20/8/2025, 11:26:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Erudite isn’t he?

20/8/2025, 10:58:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t they officially call them “Servants “ in Texas School books?

19/8/2025, 10:27:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d get my hair under control before I played with a combat weapon. Just saying…

19/8/2025, 8:11:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Ghislane arrived yet?

18/8/2025, 4:59:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many Federal Agents have been caught on speed cameras?

18/8/2025, 10:10:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soon to be a brand new Kia, or LG refrigerator!

18/8/2025, 10:05:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should have thrown a taco!

17/8/2025, 10:33:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So how come they can’t throw the Boss out of office?

17/8/2025, 10:26:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Billy Budd

17/8/2025, 10:07:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The DC Guard is mostly made up of Brothers and Sisters. They aren’t all in on the “Heavy Hand” if you feel me. The Hegseth brothers had to “whiten up the force. Let’s see who gets to carry firearms?

17/8/2025, 12:58:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wore a red necktie to the red carpet to unconditionally surrender to his Red Master. Damn! I saw it with my own eyeballs! This will be a question on history exams in a couple years.

17/8/2025, 12:19:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poot replayed the Pee-pee tape for Agent Orange…

16/8/2025, 10:59:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it just me or is Agent Orange falling asleep at the podium?

15/8/2025, 11:22:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Extremely Productive = you arrested his ass!

15/8/2025, 11:20:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well kids, Agent Kraznov officially got rolled.

15/8/2025, 11:10:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eye protection!!!!!

15/8/2025, 10:33:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Vlad revisited the Pee-Pee tapes yet? Enquiring minds want to know!

15/8/2025, 10:29:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put me on the jury!!!

15/8/2025, 11:31:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The condiments stained his gear!

15/8/2025, 11:28:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who’s paying for this?

15/8/2025, 11:20:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put me on the jury!

14/8/2025, 7:13:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/rODZ83LjXVs

14/8/2025, 6:39:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Six of them in view. Probably $600/hour in overtime.

13/8/2025, 10:51:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey everybody, I’m just asking, but in DC and elsewhere, who’s paying for the “crackdown “ and how much is it? Just trying to be fiscally conservative.

13/8/2025, 10:46:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey everyone, I’m up for hearing your nominations for AG in the next administration. Who do you think will be the right person to lock up these clowns? Rahm? Someone not on my radar?

12/8/2025, 7:51:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chopin?

12/8/2025, 7:44:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daddies and Mommies Long Legs getting all jiggy…

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12/8/2025, 7:40:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/pFTedYeP-vQ OK Kids: Rodney Crowell wrote this, Waylon rented it for decades but now Chris Stapleton owns it! Crank it up!

11/8/2025, 9:37:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK kids, Agent Krasnov is deploying the “Men in Mottle” to DC, “Da Capital.” It’s going to be almost 100F this week. Humidity to match. They’re in full combat kit. Those vehicles don’t have A/C. The troops are going to earn their substandard pay.

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11/8/2025, 11:04:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even slugs need love. Just saying…

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10/8/2025, 11:31:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spotted Lantern Fly infestation!

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7/8/2025, 2:07:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view