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@withappens.bsky.social

Serving hot takes on today’s news buffet. Equal parts sass, snark, and unsolicited opinions.

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed, but you either missed my point or didn't see the post I was responding to.

31/8/2025, 3:21:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

CHICAGO…

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30/8/2025, 5:50:19 PM | 40178 9841 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Our felon in chief doesn't even know what the Declaration of Independence is. What a dip shit.

29/8/2025, 2:18:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. That, along with college, helped me deconstruct organized religion and ultimately walk away from it.

29/8/2025, 2:16:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Everitt (@steve-everitt.bsky.social) reposted

New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.

28/8/2025, 5:32:23 PM | 17533 2867 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barack Obama (@barackobama.bsky.social) reposted

Here's some good news: Catelin Drey won a special election this week to flip a seat blue in the Iowa Senate and break Republicans' supermajority.

28/8/2025, 8:08:52 PM | 24887 4201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

My SIL is hard-core MAGA and an antivaxer. She was living with my MIL when she died of Covid. Even that didn't knock her silly. These people are mentally ill in a very dangerous way.

29/8/2025, 2:11:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think the MSM will actually show up and report on it? Doubtful. Independent media can continue to make MSM obsolete.

29/8/2025, 2:09:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:18:01 AM | 1133 501 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

Donald will lose his shit if you repost this.

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29/8/2025, 11:32:20 AM | 1834 927 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chasing Oz (@chasingoz.bsky.social) reposted

America has a problem listening to women...

28/8/2025, 5:23:09 PM | 326 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Street Art Utopia (@streetartutopia.com) reposted

"A mural of the Statue of Liberty in shame" by JDL Street Ar in Lille , Roubaix France 🇫🇷

Mural by JDL Street Art in Roubaix, Lille, France, depicting the Statue of Liberty covering her face with both hands in a gesture of shame. The figure is painted in shades of grey with teal accents on the torch and crown, set against a muted background with a golden halo-like circle. The artwork spans the side of a tall brick building, contrasting modern street art with historic European architecture in the surrounding cityscape.
29/8/2025, 7:32:21 AM | 17438 3907 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💀 The Haunted Typewriter 💀 (@hauntedtypewriter.bsky.social) reposted

librarians are generals in the war on ignorance
29/8/2025, 6:15:28 AM | 10665 2195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

And that kid is probably smarter than the felon in chief.

29/8/2025, 1:57:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

It's hard to comprehend that even a small number of American citizens can look at this and actually celebrate. It's disgusting.

29/8/2025, 1:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I am all for Bernie going scorched Earth. Let's pick them off one by one people. Let's get this done.

29/8/2025, 1:54:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

People like you are the reason we are in this mess. Sure, let's hold out for perfection while the country burns. That sounds like a smart strategy.

28/8/2025, 11:52:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

The cool MAGA.

25/8/2025, 5:07:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

An American Hitler

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23/8/2025, 11:52:07 AM | 1955 521 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

This nation has never been safer for white supremacists, pedophiles and white collar criminals.

23/8/2025, 2:58:12 PM | 1412 336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I am all for the fuck you to racists, but damn they really did that 🤣

22/8/2025, 12:21:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

They decided any physical fitness standards would be too woke.

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20/8/2025, 11:54:26 AM | 6794 1648 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

🇺🇸 National Guard soldier speaks out: “I swore an oath to defend our constitution… seeking refuge is not an act of violence. Locking people up for it is.”

19/8/2025, 9:14:09 PM | 33812 11331 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Yes. Yes, it does.

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20/8/2025, 11:14:09 AM | 26978 7558 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

And those are the exact assholes that got us here.

20/8/2025, 7:35:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Wow a boat parade!

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20/8/2025, 12:15:38 PM | 12326 2667 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isabel Santos (@isabelsantos.bsky.social) reposted

This is a basketball game where the refs have just stopped calling fouls. So the other side is just punching us in the face. And we're looking at the crowd saying 'isn't this awful?' But the other side just keeps punching us... so it's time to punch back and that is what Gavin Newsom is doing!

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20/8/2025, 9:51:45 AM | 3756 1004 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

My mid-level marketing experience still can't understand how they purposely destroyed their business.

20/8/2025, 7:28:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Any supposed "journalist" that participated in this should be ashamed of themselves. They are not journalists they are propagandists.

20/8/2025, 3:01:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you imagine the White House's collection of gold spray paint??

19/8/2025, 2:59:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

legit laughing my ass off

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17/8/2025, 7:20:06 PM | 31836 4586 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

The right has already stopped charging pedos. How many pedos do we have in this current regime?

12/8/2025, 4:33:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't need the dumb asses that are too ignorant to see what he's doing. We need everyone to vote and for those votes to be accurately counted and certified.

12/8/2025, 4:26:57 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

> @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

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12/8/2025, 11:44:31 AM | 6497 1859 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Historically speaking, white supremacy has always been the loser. MAGots are losers.

11/8/2025, 9:26:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Deborah Weeks (@deborah-10.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Grumpy Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇪🇺 (@brian770.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

2026

11/8/2025, 9:19:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Activists? You mean terrorist propagandists.

11/8/2025, 9:11:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Coding error my ass.

7/8/2025, 2:10:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure thing, buddy, but being asleep is alive? That's fucking MAGA logic.

7/8/2025, 1:56:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

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6/8/2025, 11:45:44 PM | 12620 2365 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

I do wish thoughtful people outnumbered fearful ones. What an amazing world we could have.

6/8/2025, 1:41:11 AM | 1606 166 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Women dressed in Handmaid regalia follow GOP Congressman Rep. Mike Flood NEBRASKA (R)

6/8/2025, 12:55:19 AM | 24190 6237 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

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5/8/2025, 8:53:29 PM | 3979 1065 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

It's already gone.

5/8/2025, 2:50:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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5/8/2025, 11:32:51 AM | 2232 911 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

It's being run by a bunch of budding narcissist unpopoular middle school-aged boys.

5/8/2025, 10:14:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is far left defined as wanting equal rights for everyone? Wtf has this country become?

5/8/2025, 10:12:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you'd do better over on X.

4/8/2025, 10:36:00 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

Mockler: We are currently building on-the-ground and online movements at the same time so we can beat this gangster regime and stop what they are doing BIG energy at the MoveOn event in Arizona yesterday.

4/8/2025, 7:33:40 PM | 8947 2254 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I doubt that.

3/8/2025, 6:54:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Two can play that game.

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1/8/2025, 6:07:06 PM | 28555 6355 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

The felon is going to try to cancel Charlie Brown now.

29/7/2025, 2:30:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

It certainly doesn't have to be true or even logical for his minions to lap it up.

29/7/2025, 2:23:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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29/7/2025, 11:34:12 AM | 2574 1048 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss the days we could tell the difference between reality and satire.

29/7/2025, 1:43:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted

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28/7/2025, 11:00:17 AM | 24689 4531 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nerdy Pursuit (@nerdypursuit.bsky.social) reposted

This is the theater where Pete will speak in Seattle on September 6th. 🤩 2,800 seats, and it's definitely going to be a full house. The tickets are going fast: www.stgpresents.org/events/pete-... #Buttigieg

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28/7/2025, 2:20:05 AM | 935 161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

They are trying to set up the narrative for when she's pardoned.

25/7/2025, 3:49:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

We have gotten to the point where a truthful headline is international news.

25/7/2025, 3:47:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

Page One in Scotland.

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25/7/2025, 11:01:26 AM | 19080 5545 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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24/7/2025, 11:40:21 AM | 2927 1161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP is filled with morally corrupt vile humans. But, the fact that our country let this happen says that our political system is broken. One side is WAY worse, but neither side is completely innocent.

23/7/2025, 2:17:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Why don't you go somewhere that celebrates ignorance. You don't belong here. It requires an IQ of at least 110. Go back to X where you belong.

23/7/2025, 2:12:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!

22/7/2025, 4:23:56 PM | 24259 8059 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karen Attiah (@karenattiah.bsky.social) reposted

So.. officially, I'm the last Black staff columnist left in the Washington Post's opinion section.

22/7/2025, 6:18:44 PM | 16655 3238 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Race Bannon (@racebannon.bsky.social) reposted

Jimmy Fallon is expected to drop by Stephen Colbert's show tonight to blast CBS's treatment of Colbert. We need more of this. More voices speaking out. More people saying no. More resistance. People with power and notoriety need to get really f**king loud right now while they still can.

22/7/2025, 1:37:00 AM | 1372 216 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

So wait — Speaker Johnson thinks shutting down Congress to duck 🦆 a vote on the Epstein files will make people talk about it… less? 🤔

22/7/2025, 5:18:02 PM | 13447 3148 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

total mentions on Fox Business so far today Obama: 53 Epstein: 1

22/7/2025, 8:25:52 PM | 13145 3177 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Files can’t be blackmailed. Files can’t be extorted. Files can’t be pardoned. Files can’t be bribed. Nothing can substitute for the release of all of the Epstein files.

22/7/2025, 7:52:51 PM | 25819 6650 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Judd Legum (@juddlegum.bsky.social) reposted

They SHUT DOWN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

22/7/2025, 8:29:39 PM | 13911 3892 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Let that sink in for a sec.

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22/7/2025, 6:39:48 PM | 35319 13670 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💙Christine Slemmer💙 (@slem63.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.

5/7/2025, 1:20:49 PM | 38641 10586 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

TRUMPS CONSENTRATION CAMP. Let's not remove his name from the atrocities.

6/7/2025, 5:45:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Medicboyc (@life-visitor.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

From Annie for Truth

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Profile picture Democrats (@democrats.org) reposted

Horrific

Infographic with the title '218 House Republicans voted for the largest cut to food assistance in history,' showcasing rows of photos of the representatives involved.
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Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

The United States tried presidents who were smart, decent, and capable of empathy, but decided it wasn’t for them. It just didn’t reflect them.

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Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani, moments ago, talking about how he’s going to fix NYC. This guy sounds presidential.

28/6/2025, 3:18:19 PM | 9632 2273 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

I am not even sure President Miller told the felon we were bombing Iran.

26/6/2025, 10:47:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted

The data is undeniable: •15 of top 16 states with the highest rates of infant mortality are red states that deny/ban repro access. •12 of top 13 states with the lowest rates of infant mortality are blue states that protect repro access. Why is this even a debate? www.qasimrashid.com/p/three-year...

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Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

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Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

A win! Thank you to everyone who spoke out! After facing bipartisan resistance, the Senate Parliamentarian, ruled that Sen. Mike Lee’s proposal to sell off millions of acres of federal land cannot be included under reconciliation rules.

24/6/2025, 10:43:32 PM | 36046 7277 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture thewakan.bsky.social (@thewakan.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

👇👇

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Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

A toddler with narcissist injury from no one showing up to his birthday party, with his grubby hands on our nuclear weapons, what could go wrong?

22/6/2025, 9:03:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

He's the man.

21/6/2025, 8:19:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

The U.S. Senate is currently considering a budget reconciliation bill that quietly includes language that could devastate our public lands. It would: - Make over 250 million acres of public land eligible for sale - Mandate the sale of at least 2 million acres of Forest Service and BLM land

21/6/2025, 5:51:23 PM | 11751 5487 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) reposted

Instead of CUTTING Social Security benefits, Congress should INCREASE payments by $200 per month and extend the solvency of the Social Security program by 75 YEARS. How? Make the wealthiest Americans pay a fairer share. I’ve got a bill to get it done.

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Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Most LLMs that I've used don't need to be trained on this fact 🤣

21/6/2025, 8:13:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

No matter where someone was born, the United States should never tolerate inhumane treatment. Yet right now, detainees in ICE custody are facing conditions that are simply unacceptable in any country that claims to uphold human rights, let alone one that prides itself on freedom and the rule of law.

21/6/2025, 4:15:23 PM | 15597 4071 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Great idea!

21/6/2025, 3:11:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

SAY IT PLAIN: Federal “ICE officers” should not be anonymous. And this shouldn’t be a controversial thing to say.

20/6/2025, 9:31:13 PM | 21108 5406 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

You clearly are delusional and are in the wrong place. Go back to X, where others celebrate delusion, too.

20/6/2025, 1:36:51 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, there are actually people who get off on other people's pain. I think it's some type of sexual kink. Because with MAGA, we know it's always about genitals.

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Profile picture Wit Happens (@withappens.bsky.social) reply parent

Says the man in his golf cart while golfing.

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Profile picture Get Out The Mid Term Vote (@gotmtv.bsky.social) reposted

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