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Presidential Medal of Freedom for Rudy Giuliani?

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Hiya, Donnie!

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Typical Trump Cabinet meeting

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Putting has the same photo framed on his desk, with the caption "Моя любимая кукла"

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Reincarnation is real!

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ABCDEFU JD

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СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ!

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ABCDEFU JD

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Can you say, "Geheime Staatspolizei," boys and girls? I knew you could. 😡

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Can you say, "Geheime Staatspolizei," boys and girls? I knew you could. 😡

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What he really means is, "PRAISE the Lard!"

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Can you say, "Geheime Staatspolizei," boys and girls? I knew you could. 😡

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We used to say, "When they go low, we go high." That no longer works. I propose: "When they go low, hit 'em with two torpedoes below the waterline!"

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Can you say, "Geheime Staatspolizei," boys and girls? I knew you could. 😡

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Can you say, "Geheime Staatspolizei" boys and girls? I knew you could. 😡

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"When they go low, we go high!" That isn't going to work today. I propose: "When they go low, torpedo them below the waterline."

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If you have to keep asking for the Nobel Peace Prize, maybe you don't deserve it.

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Can you say "Geheime Staatspolizei," Boys and Girls? I knew you could.

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The only Monarch we need is a butterfly!

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Well, he *used* to be dead.

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"Can you say, 'Geheime Staatspolizei' Boys and Girls? I knew you could."

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"I had a nice time -- but it wasn't here." -- Groucho Marx

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When Trump is gone We'll sing a song

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Matthew 7:20

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"Trumpland, Trumpland über alles..."

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"Trumpland, Trumpland über alles..." 😡

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"Trumpland, Trumpland über alles..." wapo.st/4oBVWFB

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Hah! Everyone knows Cavor and Bedford were the first, in 1899.

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"Baghdad Karoline"

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Butterfly effect ♥️

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Extortion -- It spreads from the White House like a pandemic virus. 😡 wapo.st/46WZH24

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Can you say, "extortion," boys and girls? I knew you could. 😠 apnews.com/article/colu...

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There's a simple solution: Change the name to."Redskins" and make the team logo a potato 🥔 😆 apnews.com/article/trum...

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The truth shall set you free. www.instagram.com/p/DMIoVG4xyF...

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Trump mindless tricks www.instagram.com/p/DL7hli7xB_...

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Nothing more to say.

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"Trumpland, Trumpland über alles...."

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To paraphrase Dick Gregory, "The White House is limiting intelligence? That can't be true. The White House ain't got no intelligence."

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"Trumpland, Trumpland über alles...."

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"Allons enfants de la patrie Le jour de gloire est arrivé"

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And ah bet that there good ol' boy got to keep his guns, too. 😡

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Do you believe in reincarnation?

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Baghdad Pete, anyone?

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Her other job....

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Her other job....

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"Trumpland, Trumpland über alles..." 😡

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If you say "Posse Comitatus" to Trump, he probably thinks it's a John Wayne western. 🙄

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As if Trump even knows what Farsi is. He probably thi ks it's an Italian dish.

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Jesus Freaking Chrysler. This is a crime against humanity! 😡 apnews.com/article/preg...

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"The Sleeper Must Awaken" -- Duke Leto Atreides

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Beware of Qataris bearing grift.

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The Dark LARD (sic)

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This one's for you, Holy Farter (sic)

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Thought: The Democratic Party should develop an ad a la the SPCA TV ads for neglected animals. Show downtrodden, depressed former Trump voters (with actors?) who regret their choice. "Won't you please help?" Add solicitation of choice. 🤔

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"The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer" -- Various sources

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Well said, Governor!

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Um, they're likely better armed and better armored than you.

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DOJ

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I hated the smell back in the day I hate the smell even more now

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Guest on Erin Burnett Out Front just now: "It's policy by [Magic] 8-Ball!" 👍👍👍👍👍

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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

Trump Chickened out 😂 is trending on CHinese social media Xi will not take his calls