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This is exactly the right argument. Of course if you fill the streets with armed troops crime will go down, but it’s a false reality. The work that DC and other cities have already put in to lower crime should be supported and elevated via long term, concrete plans. Not unsustainable stunts.
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out
Note to self. Never wade into convo about Gaza. Ever. It’s wrong, but if you say it’s wrong in the wrong way, then you’re a murderous monster, even if you oppose the genocide that Israel is perpetrating on Gaza but point out that those that helped elect Trump doubled down on that but added fascism.
Sweet ever loving fuck, people can be so goddamn stupid. Having good intentions but being incapable of understanding nuance or other viewpoints is exhausting. Dialogue is everything. Good intentions minus the ability to have an actual conversation is fucking exhausting.
I give up. People like you are so black and white that you might as well be a brick wall. Nuance is everything and you consistently, perhaps willfully, choosing to miss/ignore the larger point is exhausting. Bye.
Cool screenshot bro, still missing reading comprehension. We now have defunded research, contracting personal and human rights, armed troops roaming the streets, someone consistently flouting the law and destroying the very fabric of America along with what’s happening in Gaza.
Fuck the campaign. Predictable end result was that nothing changed in Gaza but everything else is now being dismantled to such a degree that the next president (if there is one) will be dealing with an America in ashes so the last thing on their minds will be anyone else or their problems.
But if we all knew he’d be worse and the thing we’re all upset about wouldn’t change, what did not voting or voting third party achieve?!?!
JFC people can be so simple. Not co-signing Biden or anyone, just saying that Trump continues the same atrocities with the bonus of the potential fall of western civilization, so there’s that.
Nobody said that - at least I certainly didn’t.
Stupid is thinking Trump would be different, which was my only point. Now we get murdered kids and journalists, as well as a starving populace, PLUS the transition from a Democracy to an autocracy where the atrocities will be greenlit and become commonplace globally because Trump is a soulless cunt.
The fuck do you mean ‘think like me’? You don’t fucking know me. What Israel is doing is abhorrent and needs to stop. Palestinian lives need to be valued and saved. My point was that Trump is demonstrably worse because he doesn’t give a flying fuck about Gaza not has he deviated from previous admin.
There will also be songs written about the people who decided not to vote or voted third party because of Biden’s stance on Israel and Gaza despite knowing that Trump was the Antichrist. Not saying that Lew isn’t an absolute ghoul, but fuck me.
Really digging this trickle up economy we’re building. Fuck small business and mom and pops, it’s time for everything to ladder up to a conglomerate!Watching tons of international small business owners on Instagram in tears as DHL and others stop shipments amid Trump’s tariff nonsense. Insanity!!
I find myself saying this often, and it brings me no joy to do so, but we live on the absolute stupidest fucking timeline imaginable.
Some real 'install me into power or else' energy here.
THIS.
Oh. My. God. This is the stupidest timeline.
Ah yes, the rampant flag burning that we're all having to endure in our day to day lives. Oh, also see the first amendment you treasonous clown.
Holy shit. 'Deepest, darkest Africa'? Like what the fuck?!
Where's a massive fucking bolt of lightening when you need one?!
How can all top cabinet members be available for every photo-op/verbal diarrhea session that this chimp holds and still manage to do their jobs? Particularly when they're not all that equipped to do them in the first place? Seems like they'd want to be working extra hard to get things done. But no.
Just honestly, mother fuck this orange dictator prick. Why does the media just let him hold court, spouting nonsense, making inflammatory, derogatory, and just plain false claims and allegations, with every single fucking breath he takes?! Seriously - why isn't the media holding him to account?!?!
Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.
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Shocked! Absolutely shocked at the news that Maxwell has said Trump never did anything inappropriate. Like why would a convicted sex trafficker who desperately wants to get out of jail say nice things about the wannabe dictator that holds her fate in his hands? Make it make sense!
I think about this move A LOT these days.
Can we please stop normalizing a president consistently saying that he 'knows nothing about' whatever crazy shit just happened. Letting him just blatantly lie is exhausting, especially in instances where it's such blatant bullshit. Of course he knew about the Bolton raid.
Release the files.
JFC these guys contradict themselves over and over in a very much 'yes for me but not for thee' fashion and yet there are still millions of MAGA nitwits out that who don't get it, can't see beyond the reductive team sports version of politics we currently have in this country. Shameful and galling.
When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.
What a bunch of performative douchebags
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She seems solid
it's pretty frustrating how republicans can just spew endless lies about city life with zero repercussions but the moment a dem disparages a pickup truck it's open season
While I agree that the media is failing us in this moment, I'm not yet ready to say that their aim is to misinform. Their aim is to maintain access to power, which means they play both sides even when it's plainly ridiculous. We need independent media to stop this and just report the facts.
Trump is a disgusting piece of shit.
If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
I love the NY Times legitimizing the concept of 'inspecting future construction'. It's in the future, so what the fuck is he looking at? The East Wing? What good does that do him? We are quickly becoming the nation featured in Idiocracy.
Oh. Okay. Cool, guys.
people might say if you jail one president for crimes youll end up jailing all presidents for crimes to which i would say rad
It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇 Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
I’ve been saying this pretty much daily lately
The gimp
‘Low IQ individual’ always means someone of color. Always. Racist c*nt.
Hashtag facts
Lunatic
Who is this bitch just nodding along to his blatant bullshit? Why can't we hold this asshole to event the smallest account on anything. I feel like I'm going insane.
Holy fucking shit. Why don't they just start carpet bombing cities they don't like? Let's speed this shit along so that we can get down to it. 🥊
Yikes.
Sad but true.
Jesus Fucking Christ. Just lighting every stick of furniture in the house on fire out of sheer evil. The Rose Garden 'makeover' is an analog to all of this behavior. Basically shitty people being shitty because they get off on it.
This. All. Day. Long.
Didn't Wired conclude that there were actually a total of three minutes missing?
Yet another 'inside the voters minds' piece in the NY Times talking to Latino voters about why they voted for Trump and how they think it's going. As with similar pieces up to this point, the main takeaway is that there are a jaw dropping number of ridiculously incurious idiots walking among us.
I legit did not know that skinny jeans ever went away. Or maybe I've been conflating skinny and slim fit this whole time?
Fuck, man. Penalties are stressful. Come on, England! #lionesses #euros2025
This is genius!
I don't think he knows what the word 'baseless' means.
This is one of the cooler holiday-themed SW figures I've ever seen. Might actually buy one!
....so in that spirit, please ignore everything she says as it is the very political disinformation I just mentioned.
Counterargument - the entire GOP has engaged in nothing but 'political gamesmanship' for quite some time now. Johnson is such a self-righteous dickhead.
My lord, Trump is such a classless, lying fuckwit.
Stephen Colbert telling Donald Trump to go f*ck himself is our favorite pastime.
I fucking love this fucking guy and dig his fucking Pumas. Just fucking wish I could fucking hear his dad fucking swear like this - feel like it would be fucking hilarious.
RIP to the legend Malcolm Jamal Warner
Release his files.
Is it just me or has Nate Silver become an insufferable bastard?
Yes.👇🏻👇🏻
This may be a crazy take, so forgive me in advance, but FUCK CRYPTO.
This right here is wild. As with many things, there could of course be completely legitimate reasons for what we're seeing from this angle, but I'm having a hard time squaring this circle myself. Of all the things, it's the lowering of the flag into frame that's the most telling.
This is insanity. The trans community (at least according to Google) makes up .6% of the US population. That's 1.6 million people out of a total population of around 340 million. The level of insanity over this is unhinged and remarkably hateful. Fuck MAGA and anyone who supports this bullshit.
I know it gets old saying this over and over but communism and socialism are not the same thing! And for the record, Mamdani is a self-proclaimed 'Democratic Socialist' which should be bad enough since they hate what they perceive to be socialism already. So why make him a communist? Makes no sense.
What a fucking lunatic.
Say what now? Our credit scores will now reflect medical debts? Are you fucking kidding me? The whole credit rating things is predatory bullshit anyway but this is beyond the pale. It's like this administration can ONLY do shitty version of a thing. Like what's the opposite of good? Let's do that!
Seems like a big deal, no?
Bro is straight up FLAILING. And I'm here for it.
It really is. Great read.
And now I can't unsee it lol
just looping back on this october 2024 warning and yep we have ticked through them all
Probably the closest articulation of my feelings regarding AI.
We’re releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Here’s video proof nothing happened. Ok we had to edit it. There are no Epstein Files. There are Epstein Files, but the Democrats made them. Why do you care so much about this Epstein guy? What are “Files”?
We all know this dipshit's review was written before he saw the movie. IF he even bothered to actually see the movie.
Now if only one of these spineless bastards would speak out and NOT run for the hills immediately. Trump is a brainless bully - it honestly wouldn't take much to get the tide turning against him within the GOP rank and file if they'd just start standing up for what's right. Insert laugh track here.
Holy fucking character count, Batman.
At what point does an ass whipping become not just legal, but an actual public service?
If he can just traverse this fraying rope bridge wearing only booty shorts and a body encased in cooking grease, we can finally go to Mars! - Next week on ‘What the Fuck Is Going On In America?!’
The fuck? Is this Bugsy Malone cosplay? Like what the fuck is going on here and why do all of these people seem so desperate to fuck their guns?
I continue to not give two fucks about Biden's mental capacity during the last year of his presidency. No wars, no fires, no drama and he left us with a country in pretty good shape, headed in the right direction. The new guy, however, could really use some of this 'mental acuity' attention.
Jesus fucking Christ this is some grim shit.
What the fuck are we even doing?!?!
Could you please stop this useless bullshit and focus on the horse currently loose in the hospital wreaking havoc on everything? For fuck sake you guys are a joke at this point.
So the list - which doesn't exist - was on her desk at some point? Make it make sense.
Speaking of which, I just wrote a letter to the Chicago Cubs announcing that I'm their new first baseman. A letter is a deal, so I am now a professional baseball player. Also just wrote to the IRS to tell them I don't pay taxes anymore. Job done. Now for a nap.
I'm too lazy to actually put in any effort. That's why I sign executive orders and go golfing. I can't be bothered to govern - I'm just here for the grift. Much easier to write a few letters and consider the matter solved because then I can eat my hamburders and watch my favorite shows.
By 'a lot of people' he means him. He doesn't understand. Worse, he has no interest in understanding. He is the most intellectually incurious person I've witnessed in my lifetime.
