Night swimming. Whenever it comes on, I have to stop what I'm doing to fully appreciate it.
Author of time travel stories BLUE SKIES (in The Accidental Time Travelers Collective Volume 1) and FROM NOW ON (Vol. 3). Working on PBs, MG Sci-fi, and haiku as @haikuformykids.bsky.social (he/him)
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Night swimming. Whenever it comes on, I have to stop what I'm doing to fully appreciate it.
He's written lots of stories for animals. I read them to animals all the time. Sometimes they listen.
And I bet (like me) a lot of them are from before Star Wars was Disney...
If you're anything like me, you have a T-shirt drawer in your dresser. If you're exactly like me, you have a Star Wars T-shirt drawer in your dresser.
I feel like I'm the only person who got this right 🤣
youtu.be/do5vXn_Rap4?...
Chapter 16 is up! www.patreon.com/posts/137348...
All right I'll take anything cheesy and delicious 😁
If you’re bored or curious, tell me your favorite food and I’ll tell you if someone in one of my books eats it or something similar
Chicago deep dish sausage pizza.
Hi whores devores checking in.
Eight hours of what you will.
Honestly this would be kind of amazing.
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
I'm going to be painting the kids' bedroom all day. Do I need to keep the news on, or can I listen to music?
I'm sure I'm not the first person to come up with this joke, but I'm awfully proud of myself for coming up with this joke.
I'll never find it again.
Oops that's my wallet. I'll be right back.
Does this mean I have to get my CROATOAN tattoo removed?
I just published a short play I wrote a long time ago on Patreon -you may need to read it a couple of times for it to make sense. Or even better, get some friends together and read it out loud. If anybody wants to produce it on stage somewhere, let me know...
I mean, live free or die, right? At least they're consistent.
It's the liquor store on the way to Maine.
omg a hit tweet
I would arrange my schedule around it 😂
Show about Ringwraith lawyers; call it Law & Mordor
Caw & Otter
This might get even my kids to try something new.
Live free or die bro
We all are going to lose elections, Joni. I didn't think we'd need to explain that to you.
😁
*walktime
I'm gonna pass on their screening of Squid Game.
This is a great April Fool's joke.
This is a great April Fool's joke.
I just published a short play I wrote a long time ago on Patreon -you may need to read it a couple of times for it to make sense. Or even better, get some friends together and read it out loud. If anybody wants to produce it on stage somewhere, let me know...
At least our healthy kidneys get to walk around.
I haven't written a haiku in forever oh wait I just did
Any art is good Even random poetry I am glad you tried
I'm not good at this but: I haven't written a new haiku for some time I probably should
We all see big risks, so they're not wrong I guess.
I love that he's saying this in front of that building where we all stop to take pictures of our middle fingers.
I haven't written any new haiku in a while. I should probably do something about that.
😂 bsky.app/profile/writ...
That might do it.
It's rare to see "literally" being used correctly these days. I really wish this wasn't one of those times.
Are You There, Tom Clancy's God? It's Me, Margaret.
Sharing so all the authors I know/follow me can file a claim: do your part, folks, ruin the AI industry!
Just found out my cousin Taylor got engaged to her football player boyfriend and I'm really happy for her. I'll share photos from the wedding if I can.
Just found out my cousin Taylor got engaged to her football player boyfriend and I'm really happy for her. I'll share photos from the wedding if I can.
Well done.
Whales can't jump.
I would stand for This Land is Your Land.
We still do it at Wrigley - just at drunken as ever!
I didn't even know she was in Frozen.
Short shorts. I wear T-shirts. He's team captain; I'm on the bleachers. Wait, what were we talking about?
Short shorts. I wear T-shirts. He's team captain; I'm on the bleachers. Wait, what were we talking about?
Springsteen releases the “Born to Run” LP 50 yrs ago this wk. “I wanted to make the greatest rock record I’d ever heard. I wanted it to sound enormous, to grab you by your throat and insist that you take that ride, insist that you pay attention — not just to the music, but to life, to being alive.”
I know I've been listening to it for 50 years. And I'm still hoping to see him a few more times before we both get too old for it.
Imagine trying to explain this to a time traveler.
It's simple, really.
Glad I'm his people.
I did miss it and I will track it down. He's been awesome.
I am 100% getting off I-40 for biscuits and gravy here.
Thank you so much, Tori! I'm having so much fun with this story, and I'm glad you're enjoying it!
In case you missed it.
GOOOOO to Patreon! This story is magic! One of my favorite authors of adult, children's, all of it. Nat is amazing!
Daddy School - Chapter 1:
I don't go to the bad place much anymore, but I do check in sometimes, and I was thrilled to see this lovely note from @tcwestminster.bsky.social! The link to chapter one is in the comments, if you want to take her very good advice... Thanks, Tori!
I do! I had never heard of them but I looked them up and found a research paper about using them to study multi-generational survival in space, so that's what Abby's dad is doing on the mission.
I still want my hoverboard!
As long as this stays in the timeline I'm good.
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
Know your rights, Chicago. Ask for a warrant. Record the goons from a safe distance. We don’t want or need them here.
These guys are adorable. I'm really glad my nephew talked me into putting them in THE FIRST KID ON MARS.
The safety of the people of Illinois is always my top priority. There is no emergency that warrants the President of the United States federalizing the Illinois National Guard, deploying the National Guard from other states, or sending active duty military within our own borders.
Crazy that this needs to be said, but I'm really glad he's saying it.
Here it is... Chapter 5 - The Video I'm still not sure where this story is going, but it just took a really dark turn, and I've been looking forward to playing with video within the story for a while now.
Oh hey look at this super cool sale and bundle of books There seems to be a book by some vaguely familiar Dianna person in it 👀👀
If anyone wants to join me on Mars, I'd love to share all my world-building notes...
"He's more median now than mean - twisted and evil."
That was worth getting mad about.
See now that makes sense
Apparently I wore tights on the ceiling.
I learned that stalactites rip your tights and I'm still mad at whoever did that to me because I still get confused every time.
That's a great song.
Also the Cubs won the World Series right before it all fell apart.
Where have I heard this before? It sounds familiar...
The cover and pre-order for my new book, Queen of Thorns! www.amazon.com/Queen-Thorns...
Thanks, Gabino! Lots of great looking work here... I'd love for people to check out my short story BLIND LUCK, the best Hawthorne/King mashup I ever wrote.
It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Sharing this one because it’s still new to those who haven’t read it! Horror, crime, friendship, magic, monsters, and vengeance… www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316... bookshop.org/p/books/hous...
I love Chicago.
Hi I'm people in Chicago and I can confirm this is totally completely not true.
I did it yesterday. I'll probably do it again today, too. And I'm only like mostly cool at best.
