Any Chance we can get Canada to give everyone a round on the house?
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Any Chance we can get Canada to give everyone a round on the house?
REMEMBER: if white smoke emerges from the White House chimney, it means there is a new President. If black smoke emerges, it means they are burning evidence.
for the record he wasn't going to have sex with the horse, he was gonna buy a horse and give it to the stewardess in exchange for sex, but still... he tried to pay for sex with a horse.
Soon available in Las Vegas, and a Pan Shop, you can can be the recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom... If the Price Is Right.
from my perspective, orthodox rabbis are some of the most overbearing people i've ever met. and i've met a few, most of the reformed are sorta cool, they will take a moment and explain it, and be polite then get on with their day.
a bit nosey, but i would be too, especially if the community is small and it's a limited amount of items they can obtain for Passover and the Seder meal.
ah, never mind, cane sugar for Passover instead of HFCS
what's the yellow cap?
thank you, i just know the two diets are similar and that halal is less strict about some things, and i'm curious about what people think, this might be an interesting topic to gather information on to better inform those of us that weren't raised in either tradition.
It is with great sadness that the White House has announced that Donald Trump has yet again survived his hourly contest with 3 big macs and a filet o fish. There is an internal belief that the Diet Coke took just enough calories off to allow him to cling to the rope of life for another hour.
Don't forget about Representative Carlos Gimenez, he was born in Cuba, and there is no mention anywhere when he became a citizen.
is Halal dietary similar to Kosher, in that the observant person will still eat what is served, even if it's against the code? forgive me if this is an ignorant question, i'm not Jewish, nor Muslim, but a jewish friend of mine would eat pork if it was served to him, but he kept kosher in his home.
maybe it lasted longer than 4 hours, and melania wasn't returning his calls
What they want when they say "Make America Great Again!"
we should charge a quarter to pee on his grave, that way we can pay off the national debt, and start a fund for the women he's abused.
the hat needs to be the right colors... Shit brown and pee gold... Go Pokes! and yes, wyoming resident saying that
medicare, due to his age, Mediaid due to his income. but this would be covered by Medpay on his car insurance, and if his story is real, he has a claim against the other party's bodily injury liability coverage, and that can take years to go through the courts.
took long enough, remember Elon tried to pay for sex with a horse.
i either need a really long hug, 7 days of sleep, or 6 shots of vodka.
You don't get to claim you are protecting children from anything, when you refuse to release the epstein list and continue to protect the abusers.
my dad used to make black walnut bread, he never wrote the recipe down, so it's lost to time.
ok, checking asshole to english dictionary... Rudy dropped off his side piece, and on the way home he was involved in a high speed car accident. and if this guy was the head of his security, why wasn't he in the car with him?
1 and a half hours 'til Criminals vs Cardinals. GO Miami!!!
IF DC is crime free, then the national guard can go home
Go to church tomorrow and think about this.
Why did they spell it with an S instead of a T?
the thing that worries me most about this is this correlation: Trump is Lenin, Vance is Stalin.
so Mike Johnson complains about Gavin Newsom talking about sending the national guard to guard against violent crime, saying that shreveport's doing a great job... were they #5 most dangerous before? www.safewise.com/blog/most-da...
the NRA wants to remind you, that with School starting, make sure you update their information in advance!
I wonder if Trump had a Frequent Flyer discount on Epstein air
alot of this stuff looks like Banksy's stuff.
IF "thoughts and prayers" worked, we'd be reading the world's most anticipated obituary by now.
I'm petitioning for emergency canadian citizenship just to get vaccinated. I'm scared that the ones approved by this administration might just be saline mixed with lead.
what they fail to mention is it's really 108 million to two faith based groups, and then 2 million to the other 598
almost looks like a cream mutton curry
no one noticed that there is a representative named "Bacon" talking about antisemitism... doesn't sound Kosher to me.
maybe to stop gun violence we need to just add microchips to bullets and get republicunts to not buy them.
i admit he's guilty of a misdeamor. he missed, da meaner they got.
birth rates plummet when people can not afford to have children. the since 2001, the dot com bust, the mortgage crisis, Covid, americans have been shown 3 times they can lose everything in nearly an instant.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLqI...
I've had a rough 3 months, and certain tasks slipped by the wayside, as i get back into the swing of things, cleaning really becomes a priority. I'm starting with the dishes. I'm not saying it's a biohazard, but i received a friend request from something in the kitchen sink... i don't use facebook.
sadly though it still falls into the "harmful stereotype" sorta casual racism that we all sorta accept, similar to the Calgon commercial about detergent "ancient chinese secret" thing that implied about chinese run laundries, and that was another service that was similar to the vietnamese nail techs
the reason i said it could be racist is due to the stereotyping, and i know it's not true.
implying that the all lawn care professionals are non-white and immigrants.
I call Happ "Mr Bland" because he's like electricity, we are so used to it, you only notice something's wrong when it isn't working.
that must be his ketchup throwing hand.
π΅ So tragic ππ Vote Blue π³
The music cutting off when you step down is killing me. π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
OK, this is gonna sound racist as all hell... this is what happens when you deport all the experienced lawn professionals and scare the ones remaining into hiding.
I have one question about shadeur sanders. "Is he coachable?" his entire high school and college career, he only played for his dad as a coach. we'll see if his pro career is anything to really look at if he gets a chance in a game, and actually runs the plays his coach calls.
so this year i'm going to play "secret santa" at walmart, i hate that store, but it's the place that most people in need of this will use it). I'm going to go into their layaway wearing a santa hat, and a fake beard and ask to pay off 3 lay-aways that have kids clothes and other essentials on it.
Just so everyone's CLEAR on this. You can indict a ham sandwich with a grand jury, but Jeanine Pirro is so incompetent that she can't get an indictment against the guy throwing the ham sandwich.
can't wait to see the deployment patch for this assignment... probably a sharp stick and a black trash bag.
Dear Canada health department, what ever the equivalent is... I am a US citizen, can i come and get vaccinated there? I don't trust the current administration here to not fill the needle with smallpox and lead. sincerely, Most US Citizens.
Today we celebrate the 105th anniversary of womenβs suffrage. This weekend, hundreds of players will tryout for the first pro U.S. womenβs baseball league since the β50s, chasing dreams that were sidelined for decades. π www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/...
10 days ago i made the decision to take my mom off oxygen after she'd developed kennedy ulcers. she had bruising on both her hands very similar to this, she passed shortly afterwards.
i think i recognize that shade of orange...
sexual preference, like most personality traits, is a spectrum. very few people fall to the extremes of "entirely heterosexual" and "entirely homosexual".
"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"
this is ACTUAL communism folks
Dear Santa, I can explain, i happen to be a neat freak, and i was cleaning it up! i always carry Hefty Black Trash bags and a shovel in my car, you never know when you'll need to scrape roadkill off the road, whether or not it's screaming "help me" or "call an ambulance" is beside the point.
he's confusing "giving my life to christ" and "i met Jesus in the Parking Lot" not knowing at the time every Latino guy at cracker barrel was named Jesus, and they were just cruising.
they've said for years that a grand jury can "indict a ham sandwich" now we'll find out if a grand jury can indict FOR a ham sandwich.
steve goodman's estate should sue ed martin for copyright enfringement for not attributing the quote to "the city of new orleans"
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i worst day of my life before i was 6 was when i was introduced to public racism. i didn't know there was a difference between Janice and me, she was black and i was white, and she wasn't seen the same as me. she was my friend and my neighbor, and when we moved, i missed her for a long time.
and just like like, @cubsbot.bsky.social win the season series against the Brewers, currently 7-5, one game left.
A TELEMARKETER CALLED AND ASKED TO SPEAK TO WHOEVER RUNS THE HOUSEHOLD. SO I PASSED THE PHONE TO MY CAT.
I guess the Right has forgotten that George W. Bush, the last Republican to win two consecutive presidential terms, was a male cheerleader.
you know, the instant that ICE is actually shot and killed, the Republicunts will call for guns to be taken away.
I need a shirt something to the affect of "Support your Neighbor, Visit Canada"
greatest collarbones EVER
IF he isn't in them, then who are they protecting? and why are republicunts who impeached Bill Clinton over a blowjob protecting him from something far more scandalous?
DEAR MEN, YES YOU. LET THIS SINK IN Love this guy π
"Don't you think He looks tired?" (that's what for all intents and purposes brought down Thatcher in the UK)
WOW!! Trump's exhaustion can be seen through the trowel layer of makeup he's wearing, is he sleeping?
they dropped the high school requirement, now it's "is your GED still in the mail?"
we can remove "former" she might not be fucking trump (he's moved on to all of america), but he's still paying her.
good thing Trump has Diddy as a Baby Oil Supplier
yep, and as a former casino employee, i can tell you, casinos control EVERYTHING that happens on the floor.