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Xodus Prime

@xodus-prime.bsky.social

Elon killed the blue bird. Trump is a fascist piece of feces. We’re all probably doomed, might as well party. Living my best life the rest of my life. Tap dancing in the heads of the haters.

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

youtu.be/-8l3ntDR_lI

2/9/2025, 3:42:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

A recession is a buying opportunity for the rich. We repeat this cycle every 15 years or so. The rich get richer every time. It’s probably by design

2/9/2025, 2:51:12 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

That sucks.

2/9/2025, 2:45:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Girl, I’ve been seeing dumb people for decades.

2/9/2025, 2:45:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s coming right after the DOGE check

2/9/2025, 2:42:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Look the town over closely. WV has a lot of ghost towns and addicts.

2/9/2025, 2:40:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

I haven’t seen my buddy in about 3 months. I was leaving when he walked in. He’s a beast in the table.

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2/9/2025, 2:38:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Treeing a squirrel

2/9/2025, 12:20:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

We hate em

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1/9/2025, 10:30:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean a cousin.

1/9/2025, 10:11:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

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1/9/2025, 10:07:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Meh, overrated

1/9/2025, 6:17:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Pungent

1/9/2025, 6:17:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a great series

1/9/2025, 6:16:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel the same way about Fight Club

1/9/2025, 6:14:48 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Jebus, what are we in now?

1/9/2025, 5:27:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

I never realized how much he looks like a younger grandpa Munster

1/9/2025, 5:25:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

youtu.be/25DC6v8oPxo Every day I sing this Every day

1/9/2025, 5:09:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely

1/9/2025, 5:05:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like if he had stage 6 cancer they would have known or something like that. He needs to expire, the Democrats need a majority in the house and senate in the midterms then they need to remove Vance. I’m doubtful about some of that.

1/9/2025, 5:04:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Fears? Hahahahaha

1/9/2025, 5:01:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anton Gerashchenko (@antongerashchenko.bsky.social) reposted

This is nothing else but a hybrid war that Russia wages against Europe Let's name things as they really are:Russia has made an assassination attempt of the President of the European Commission Russia has been jamming GPS-signals over many Eastern Europe countries that are in its immediate vicinity

1/9/2025, 11:10:12 AM | 2426 1010 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

youtu.be/MQYybpKlDh0 This is the greatest opening line of any Beatles song.

1/9/2025, 2:40:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw it in the theater

1/9/2025, 2:35:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

youtu.be/NCtzkaL2t_Y

1/9/2025, 2:35:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antonia 🦋🦋🦋💙💙💙Democratic Election Judge, Autism Awareness (@antonia2024bsky.bsky.social) reposted

abcnews.go.com/Politics/wir... Trump has promised Americans he’ll lower their drug costs. But imposing stiff pharmaceutical tariffs risks the opposite and could disrupt complex supply chains, drive cheap foreign-made generic drugs out of the U.S. market and create shortages.

1/9/2025, 2:01:12 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frosted Poptart (@toastertrollop.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 1:35:52 AM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God Is A Tulpa (@kristyclueless.bsky.social) reposted

We all float down here

1/9/2025, 3:40:06 AM | 37 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, if you’re in the Midwest is going to be cold

1/9/2025, 12:54:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

youtu.be/u8XSbzDlS5U This popped into my head for no real reason about a week ago and it’s still bouncing around there. Enjoy

1/9/2025, 12:55:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

It feels like it down here for a change. I love this time of year when it’s not scorching hot.

1/9/2025, 12:47:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture moonchildjs.bsky.social (@moonchildjs.bsky.social) reposted

Karen smacks a volunteer.

30/8/2025, 2:29:55 PM | 137 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump, Deathsantis, shark attacks and flesh eating bacteria aren’t good for tourism?

31/8/2025, 10:04:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he won’t need it in the next life?

31/8/2025, 8:57:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s been wearing hats a lot this year.

31/8/2025, 8:56:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like bull shit

31/8/2025, 8:54:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

I really hope he’s been given an expiration date by a doctor. Knowing his time is up and that his death will be celebrated around the world has to be making it so much worse for him.

31/8/2025, 8:53:07 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

The media is scared of dear leader. Knowing that his end is near and that most of the world is happy must be hard to deal with. Even the most malignant narcissist couldn’t block it out.

31/8/2025, 8:51:04 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

At least inside

31/8/2025, 8:40:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

The back one looks uncut

31/8/2025, 8:37:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

@methyog.bsky.social Did you do this?

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31/8/2025, 6:37:50 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

USPS is so inefficient. Package passes within 30 miles of me going from Atl to Fla then goes 50 miles west of me. I suspect the next destination will be 50 miles east of me and 60 miles south of Atl.

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31/8/2025, 6:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

A mother is filing a $1 million claim after her 15-year-old son was held at gunpoint by immigration goons in Los Angeles.

31/8/2025, 12:05:28 PM | 4913 1820 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be awesome

31/8/2025, 4:56:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

Imagine being a narcissist and knowing you’re near the end then on top of that knowing that literally most of the world is cheering about it. This is delicious. Average narcissist only knows a handful of people are looking forward to it. This asshole is hated by the entire planet.

31/8/2025, 4:11:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

The third one looks sort of realistic at least

31/8/2025, 3:04:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you been collecting them or is that one batch?

31/8/2025, 3:01:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

I live among them.

31/8/2025, 3:00:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

My dad said they caught them a lot when he was a kid

31/8/2025, 4:16:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

Exactly

31/8/2025, 3:38:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven’t heard anybody talk about a grinnel since I was a kid. I’ve never actually seen one.

31/8/2025, 3:37:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully he means his expiration

31/8/2025, 2:03:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Yikes

31/8/2025, 2:01:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

youtu.be/yMG-Mi9I0-k

30/8/2025, 11:30:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

youtu.be/l46HRWpB4X0

30/8/2025, 11:23:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it looked like you had a theme

30/8/2025, 11:11:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

This is the only dry season we have down here anymore. 6-8 weeks of dry weather unless a hurricane blows through. Usually it’s still in the 90’s. I guess that’s something.

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30/8/2025, 11:05:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Didntcmecumin69 (@didntcmecumin69.bsky.social) reposted

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e_x...

30/8/2025, 5:49:05 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven’t thought of this one in a long time

30/8/2025, 10:10:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

Summer is almost over. Not seeing many passion flowers now.

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30/8/2025, 9:11:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

And the man in the suit has just bought a new car from the profit he’s made on your dreams.

30/8/2025, 8:57:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted

Beavers pause while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree doesn't fall on them.

30/8/2025, 1:46:04 PM | 2318 487 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit That’s disturbing

30/8/2025, 3:12:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow

29/8/2025, 11:29:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t believe they aren’t wearing masks. How do you live with yourself after doing that?

29/8/2025, 10:00:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Fanta (@sassy0210.bsky.social) reposted

When your hobbies are smoking quality weed and rescuing stray dogs. @tntnle.bsky.social @scottbluewave.bsky.social @stephen5150.bsky.social @eggzbacn.bsky.social @mersyme.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social @dmcbackup.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social

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29/8/2025, 7:01:03 PM | 83 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DEVO was 100% Correct (@devowascorrect.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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29/8/2025, 6:03:20 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

youtu.be/pYcQeAnUmNA

29/8/2025, 8:05:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit.

29/8/2025, 7:34:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Steak tart tart

29/8/2025, 6:57:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Some of his friends are having a block party.

29/8/2025, 6:55:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, I don’t move my jaws like that when I chew. Vegans grasp some crazy straws

29/8/2025, 6:38:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

It does chew side to side but I don’t believe it’s using teeth to do it. Their teeth are all like incisors and are just used to cut grass and browse. So, why would we have molars and canines if we’re designed to eat plants. Canines are for gripping prey.

29/8/2025, 6:37:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how they make this

29/8/2025, 6:25:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Has he ever seen a cow chew cud?

29/8/2025, 6:24:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he think meat is liquid? No wonder he doesn’t understand how tasty animals are.

29/8/2025, 6:12:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

youtu.be/sMShyXl2eks This popped up in my feed again today. It’s so different than anything else I know by them. Probably need to take a deeper dive into their more obscure stuff.

29/8/2025, 5:24:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems right, doesn’t it?

29/8/2025, 5:05:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Over a year until midterms. We’re not going to make it.

29/8/2025, 3:00:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

@methyog.bsky.social This immediately made me think of you

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29/8/2025, 2:56:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck

29/8/2025, 2:39:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we just compost them instead?

29/8/2025, 5:57:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

My dilemma Medium rare or rare?

29/8/2025, 2:33:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, who isn’t a little jealous?

28/8/2025, 7:20:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

A shovel allows for more velocity and momentum.

28/8/2025, 7:18:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe that most people that get involved in politics are narcissists, sociopaths or psychopaths. They are power hungry with absolutely no empathy or conscience. And I mean 90 percent or more.

28/8/2025, 6:50:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably has a problem with the owner of the DQ. Personal vendetta with no regard for his own grandchildren.

28/8/2025, 5:35:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems bigger but you should know better than me.

28/8/2025, 3:45:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

That has to represent something

28/8/2025, 3:21:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

The worm starved to death

28/8/2025, 1:49:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

His head looks like a perfectly cooked Thanksgiving turkey. Crispy, golden brown skin.

28/8/2025, 1:48:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

2nd dream in a mall.

28/8/2025, 1:43:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Go spend your welfare check, Cupcake

28/8/2025, 12:32:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a Cheeto sucking troll. Probably not really a farmer.

28/8/2025, 12:25:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Socialism is great when it works for you

28/8/2025, 12:23:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Does she call him by his name or the worm’s when they bang?

28/8/2025, 3:21:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude haven’t you heard? It starved to death.

28/8/2025, 3:21:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve bought it over the counter for goats, cows and dogs for years. If it prevented covid I would have never had it. Idiots

28/8/2025, 12:40:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 8:17:15 PM | 24 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)

I have nesting boxes but these birds lay in the dirt.

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27/8/2025, 11:04:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view