Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
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Elon killed the blue bird. Trump is a fascist piece of feces. We’re all probably doomed, might as well party. Living my best life the rest of my life. Tap dancing in the heads of the haters.
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Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
A recession is a buying opportunity for the rich. We repeat this cycle every 15 years or so. The rich get richer every time. It’s probably by design
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
That sucks.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl, I’ve been seeing dumb people for decades.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s coming right after the DOGE check
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Look the town over closely. WV has a lot of ghost towns and addicts.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
I haven’t seen my buddy in about 3 months. I was leaving when he walked in. He’s a beast in the table.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Treeing a squirrel
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean a cousin.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Meh, overrated
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Pungent
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a great series
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel the same way about Fight Club
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Jebus, what are we in now?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
I never realized how much he looks like a younger grandpa Munster
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
youtu.be/25DC6v8oPxo Every day I sing this Every day
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like if he had stage 6 cancer they would have known or something like that. He needs to expire, the Democrats need a majority in the house and senate in the midterms then they need to remove Vance. I’m doubtful about some of that.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Fears? Hahahahaha
Anton Gerashchenko (@antongerashchenko.bsky.social) reposted
This is nothing else but a hybrid war that Russia wages against Europe Let's name things as they really are:Russia has made an assassination attempt of the President of the European Commission Russia has been jamming GPS-signals over many Eastern Europe countries that are in its immediate vicinity
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
youtu.be/MQYybpKlDh0 This is the greatest opening line of any Beatles song.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw it in the theater
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
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Antonia 🦋🦋🦋💙💙💙Democratic Election Judge, Autism Awareness (@antonia2024bsky.bsky.social) reposted
abcnews.go.com/Politics/wir... Trump has promised Americans he’ll lower their drug costs. But imposing stiff pharmaceutical tariffs risks the opposite and could disrupt complex supply chains, drive cheap foreign-made generic drugs out of the U.S. market and create shortages.
God Is A Tulpa (@kristyclueless.bsky.social) reposted
We all float down here
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, if you’re in the Midwest is going to be cold
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
youtu.be/u8XSbzDlS5U This popped into my head for no real reason about a week ago and it’s still bouncing around there. Enjoy
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
It feels like it down here for a change. I love this time of year when it’s not scorching hot.
moonchildjs.bsky.social (@moonchildjs.bsky.social) reposted
Karen smacks a volunteer.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump, Deathsantis, shark attacks and flesh eating bacteria aren’t good for tourism?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he won’t need it in the next life?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s been wearing hats a lot this year.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like bull shit
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
I really hope he’s been given an expiration date by a doctor. Knowing his time is up and that his death will be celebrated around the world has to be making it so much worse for him.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
The media is scared of dear leader. Knowing that his end is near and that most of the world is happy must be hard to deal with. Even the most malignant narcissist couldn’t block it out.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
At least inside
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
The back one looks uncut
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
USPS is so inefficient. Package passes within 30 miles of me going from Atl to Fla then goes 50 miles west of me. I suspect the next destination will be 50 miles east of me and 60 miles south of Atl.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
A mother is filing a $1 million claim after her 15-year-old son was held at gunpoint by immigration goons in Los Angeles.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be awesome
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
Imagine being a narcissist and knowing you’re near the end then on top of that knowing that literally most of the world is cheering about it. This is delicious. Average narcissist only knows a handful of people are looking forward to it. This asshole is hated by the entire planet.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
The third one looks sort of realistic at least
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you been collecting them or is that one batch?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
I live among them.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
My dad said they caught them a lot when he was a kid
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
Exactly
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t heard anybody talk about a grinnel since I was a kid. I’ve never actually seen one.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully he means his expiration
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Yikes
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
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Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
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Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it looked like you had a theme
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
This is the only dry season we have down here anymore. 6-8 weeks of dry weather unless a hurricane blows through. Usually it’s still in the 90’s. I guess that’s something.
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Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven’t thought of this one in a long time
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car from the profit he’s made on your dreams.
Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted
Beavers pause while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree doesn't fall on them.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit That’s disturbing
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t believe they aren’t wearing masks. How do you live with yourself after doing that?
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Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
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Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Steak tart tart
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of his friends are having a block party.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, I don’t move my jaws like that when I chew. Vegans grasp some crazy straws
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
It does chew side to side but I don’t believe it’s using teeth to do it. Their teeth are all like incisors and are just used to cut grass and browse. So, why would we have molars and canines if we’re designed to eat plants. Canines are for gripping prey.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s how they make this
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Has he ever seen a cow chew cud?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he think meat is liquid? No wonder he doesn’t understand how tasty animals are.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social)
youtu.be/sMShyXl2eks This popped up in my feed again today. It’s so different than anything else I know by them. Probably need to take a deeper dive into their more obscure stuff.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems right, doesn’t it?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Over a year until midterms. We’re not going to make it.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we just compost them instead?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
My dilemma Medium rare or rare?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, who isn’t a little jealous?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
A shovel allows for more velocity and momentum.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe that most people that get involved in politics are narcissists, sociopaths or psychopaths. They are power hungry with absolutely no empathy or conscience. And I mean 90 percent or more.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably has a problem with the owner of the DQ. Personal vendetta with no regard for his own grandchildren.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems bigger but you should know better than me.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
That has to represent something
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
The worm starved to death
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
His head looks like a perfectly cooked Thanksgiving turkey. Crispy, golden brown skin.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
2nd dream in a mall.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Go spend your welfare check, Cupcake
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a Cheeto sucking troll. Probably not really a farmer.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Socialism is great when it works for you
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Does she call him by his name or the worm’s when they bang?
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude haven’t you heard? It starved to death.
Xodus Prime (@xodus-prime.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve bought it over the counter for goats, cows and dogs for years. If it prevented covid I would have never had it. Idiots
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