yellslikegoats.bsky.social
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created December 2, 2023
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David Mitchell: Cloud Atlas The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet Black Swan Green Hilary Mantel: Wolf Hall Books Beyond Black A Place of Greater Safety Naguib Mahfouz: Palace Walk Adrift on the Nile Khufu’s Wisdom Mary Renault: The King Must Die The Charioteer Fire from Heaven
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The Mexican director. Gore Verbinski?
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Kids Choice favorite actor went to Harvey Keitel for Bad Lieutenant
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Pixies song
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If you're a celebrity you might get approached to have your name affixed to a book.
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Watching my neighbor use the weed eater to mow the entire lawn while I read William Wordsworth’s The Solitary Reaper.
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I am sorry my dad chased you off the field.
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The only American food are rice cakes.
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Alanis pronunciation of theater
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Sometimes I click on Newskies and see a post written in an arcane language that causes madness
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The Streak
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He’s no Thomas Riker that’s for sure
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Somebody should write a novel about a family
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Tim Meadows in his early 60s.
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Steve Agee walking beside 5’7 Frank Grillo is very funny. Especially given “Rick Flagg Jr” is like 6’4
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Hallowed ground is good
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Curious about revisiting Freddie Stroma in HP since Cormac McLaggen is such a bitch.
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Like at the club or whatever
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It’s silly we’re supposed to treat Frank Grillo as an actor
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Man don’t make me root for Florida state
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Immediately abandoning my adaptation of Frankenstein to pass out on my friend’s couch for several months
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Watching a show I like: This is obviously the best show on television
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Final boss of No More Heroes 2
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Pronouncing “Duchamps” as an American.
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If a Final Destination happened I would just sit on the ground and wait.
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And To all the Boys I’ve Loved Before
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Cracked open a wine given as a housewarming gift by my wife’s family friend going through a divorce where he’s undisputedly the villain: appropriately terrible
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Impossible to argue with
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r:/finaldestinationin60seconds
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Consider a classic novels edition: Tom Sawyer, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, and Dracula
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Looking at a book with "untold story" on it. Seems pretty told.
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Human equivalent of a Pitbull named Ruger.
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"Unabridged" the 2 hour audiobook of a 400 page novel lied.
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I have committed the sin of being mean and right in my heart.
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Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon
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welcome to the jungle, you’ll need a die!
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Right I want burny ones for the work microwave
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Me using ear buds on the elliptical
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It should be Putting Green University
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TMZ refreshing Pop Fresh.
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They don’t let you be named Dick Groat anymore.
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No one ever talks about when a banana has an upsetting firm section.
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He’s probably just hiking on the Appalachian Trail.
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Please don’t disturb my daughter. She’s pooping in the closet.
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He’s just living with his aunt upstate for a few months.
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I really don’t know what Jimmy Buffett or Steve Miller has ever looked like.
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I put my play-through of Kotor on sleep mode and it did the same thing.
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I lived above a vacuum repair shop and my landlord owned the building and ran the shop. He was there 40 hours a week but never in an intrusive way.
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And children’s programming
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Have to learn about fund-raiser prizes somehow.
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Twice at parks I’ve seen someone get a ticket for having a dog off leash and it’s so gratifying.
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“Never been”
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Try The Chaneysville Incident by David Bradley if you haven’t already.
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My legs hurt
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Hold on. Let me move these goalposts.
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There’s never been a good biopic or novel adaptation.
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When you wave at a cat they either stare at you dead on or turn their to decline seeing.
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I love that in his mid 90s doctor show Chicago Hope Mandy Patinkin said “I think my character would play piano and sing show tunes from time to time”.
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Season is mixed
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200g
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Original and parmesan are underrated flavors
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I am raising a lover of sauces.
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Lookit unironic Anatole France over here.
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I was trying to flirt.
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The Ice Shirt by William Vollmann. Gravity’s Rainbow kind of.
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Hey I’ve been doing phrenology for decades so if you need any advice or techniques hmu
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What happens if I use the sarcasm font to make my #funny tag?
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I like a pumpkin beer that pairs well with Teddy Grahams.
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Maybe it’s a design feature so there won’t be recoverable dna
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Grit, pulchritude
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That is a cartoon bull dog.
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Agamemnon 🗯️
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Rush is one of those bands where every song sounds like it’s played with cartoon guitars.
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Just ask Clytemnestra. (Don’t ask Medea).
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Render unto Caesar
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Wearing a hat with a fresh haircut = wearing socks with freshly clipped nails.
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Tom Clancy’s Tom Clancy Defense Protocol.
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Whole milk? Not anymore….
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Explaining the difference between digital and analogue to my students through extended metaphor of the smooth lines of nails scissors versus jagged cuts of clippers
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His roommate is Game Spy
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You should only be allowed to buy three cars: a CRV, a Corolla, or a Versa. They would cost 30k, 20k, or 15k. You can pay extra for them to be hybrid or ev. No fancy colors.
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Maybe it was a salted.
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It’s incredibly weird since she’s only being interviewed because she heard the gunfire.
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Luckily the frequency is too high for most of them to hear
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FARK .COM
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My daughter is under my insurance (and my wife has her own) and I took her to her last three dr appointments. And the pediatrician just sent my wife a bill.
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I assume the cool weather will persist until the pool is closed for the season, at which point it will become unbearable for a bit.
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Jean Auel is out there still, perhaps waiting to drop another banger caveman book in these trying times.
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We were just laughing at Mensa at my Who’s Who alum club meeting.
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I learned what shorthand is from reading The Westing Game. My mon is 77 and learned it in high school in the mid 60s.
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You’re close if not correct
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The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson
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D) Frankenstein or Longitude by Dava Sobel or Dreamsnake by Vonda McIntyre or The Diblos Notebook by James Merrill
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A) Player of Games by Iain M Banks or Hyperion by Dan Simmons or Speaks the Nightbird by Robert McCammon B) Barrayar by Lois McMaster Bujold or The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell C) Daughter of Time by Josephine Tey or The Two Towers/Return of the King (the Frodo/Sam parts) or Mating by Norman Rush
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MacDuff filling out paperwork for exploratory committee for 2028: “natural born citizen……..son of a bitch”
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Afterlife confirmed
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When I say we can’t do something right now my two year old has learned how to retort “But soon”.
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Imagine how much more and explain it for us.
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The article that ends with Susan Rice suggesting that there’s no great legal argument against statehood.
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Cite your sources