Nathan Fielder and Tim Robinson are gateway drugs to the harder shit. Tim Heidecker. Gregg Turkington. Arthur Fleck.
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Nathan Fielder and Tim Robinson are gateway drugs to the harder shit. Tim Heidecker. Gregg Turkington. Arthur Fleck.
There’s no reason the Reeves/Pattinson Batman can’t fit into the James Gunn DCU. Peacemaker shows they can have projects that are wildly different from one another while not worrying about franchise continuity.
The only reason we are not so back is because we never fuckin’ left.
Fred that’s very funny but no
The girl at the Halloween party dressed like Laura Palmer? That’s wifey.
they’re so close
Vance follows a coterie of online Nazis on X, has described Curtis Yarvin as a major intellectual influence, and openly attacks immigrants in blood and soil terms. The response of most of the political press? "Doesn't look like anything to me."
lol. lmao, even.
. @bsky.app just start running this ad on X asap
I already had therapy this week but I caught myself developing a crush on someone who is objectively bad for me and need to be talked out of it ASAP
And that they are in direct conversation with each other!!!
I have finally figured out what my “type” is and it’s women who would emasculate Don Draper.
Nate Bronze, Thomas Chaturbate Williams, etc. believe the opposite of whoever is being mean to them online. That is their sole ideological commitment.
What these Schatz posts say to me is that Dem elected officials like him seem incapable of perceiving the right as a *political movement.* The response to Covid mitigation and the Floyd protests was not a spontaneous reaction...it was a right wing backlash organized by a reactionary movement.
The Studio is unrealistic. Kool-Aid Man is a Marvel Comics character. He will be introduced in the credits of Avengers: Secret Wars.
Am I ever going to finish S4 of The Bear? Do I even care?
Some people process everything through the filter of being made into content
Threads is the best app ever.
As many local and web publications as I could get my hands on and turn into left-wing media.
I need this as a bumper sticker.
Fixed it.
If Disney and Paramount start acting like WB (Universal has been doing its part) we might actually have a thriving theatrical movie business again.
The lies' laughable implausibility is a feature, not a bug. They're not trying to convince discerning, skeptical, fact-based people. They're trying to give supporters a fantasy that validates their feelings and creates a sort of loyalty test, while flaunting the absurdity in everyone else's faces.
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Sydney Sweeney is the Kyrsten Sinema of A-list Hollywood.
It would be so funny if Taylor Lorenz ends up being the one who breaks the news when you know what happens.
Just got the news. I will not be on Saturday Night Live next season. Thank you, Lorne. For everything. 💔🗽
The reply guys on Bluesky got nothin’ on how fucking weird and unpleasant it is on Threads.
please stop dming me your “tips” that donald trump is recovering from “rib removal surgery”
To be fair, I can’t quote even one sentence from essays I’ve actually written.
This is my theory as well.
Crazy how fitness for office was only a Biden problem when it has been clear for a fucking while that Donald Trump’s body is rotting.
uhh yeah i think that is quite likely given who i am fundamentally
It is so obvious that Reels artificially inflates view counts to make you feel like you have a bigger reach than you do on TikTok.
Somebody wished for a Bernie administration on a monkey’s paw.
Jeff Bridges in Lebowski Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire (Bridget Jones too, for that matter)
It’s wild watching movies from when you were younger and realizing how much hotter some actors were than you remembered them being.
I don’t pick up on when people are being rude to me on purpose because I do a lot of rude things on accident and give everyone the grace I wish I could receive in return.
You either die that bass, or you live long enough to see yourself become the treble.
“You either die that bass, or you live long enough to see yourself become the treble.”
clearly it’s a body double, the real president got shot in the ear and those ears look perfectly fine
I'm so glad my fandom is fictional gay scientists, man
midwit who doesn’t watch enough international cinema
Freddie Stroma should be the next Bond.
Heidi Gardner and Mikey Day need to star in a movie together that is directed by a woman and written by a gay person.
His performance in Barry might be in my Sweet 16 of best performances ever.
You all sound like that time in college where I did mushrooms and got it trending on Twitter that Josh Duhamel had died.
I just know I would be getting paid $8,000/mo to be a Democratic shill if I had c*m gutters.
Joseph Kahn the world cries out for you
Cute shirt on a handsome boy!
So where the fuck are they going to go? People who support this never want to answer that question because they either don’t care or they know it would make them sound like dumb assholes.
I try not to use this word lightly, even when describing individual members of the Trump regime, but Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is a profoundly evil human being.
I miss away messages because where else am I going to passive-aggressively share out-of-context song lyrics with the 15 people I talk to on a regular basis?
Get him to play Booster Gold as his Blue Mountain State character and prepare to make a billion dollars.
I have very nice people on my timeline today saying "Ashli Babbit's grave should be dug up and her corpse should be tossed into a ditch by the next administration," a sentiment with which I agree, and I am pretty far from alone. Lotsa room in that ditch too
If you went to the No Kings protests, every blue-haired lib grandma there wanted revenge. Not bending the moral arc blah blah blah—vengeance. As I keep saying, everyone knew what calling your enemies Nazis implies about their future. Yet the only politician I've heard speak about payback is Pritzker
So you’re saying the 80s were way cooler than people think.
I think she wins a directing Oscar one day.
Maybe the most important talk show in the world right now, and not just because it was where Matty Healy said Harry Styles “has the N-word pass for being gay.”
That’s because conservatives tell each other it’s not cutting you off to say you can’t bring your same-sex partner to Christmas
I don’t care if you feel disrespected because of your birdshit baby brain. ❤️
I think about this at least three times a day.
I simply just cannot comprehend how that would even work - literally seeing things you aren’t actually looking at. Other people don’t make sense.
Do I have aphantasia or am I just taking the word “see” literally?
Oh yeah, this movie is why I kept saying “in the parlance of our times” in my high school English classes.
ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
Bridges and Goodman giving two of the best performances of all time.
Just realized the only way I’ve watched The Big Lebowski from beginning to end is on a PSP UMD.
FROM THE CREATOR OF THE INTUITIONIST VO: “Detective Amy-Colette Vibes doesn’t need evidence.” REINTRODUCING KATHARINE MCPHEE VO: “She can just kind of tell.” VIBES THIS FALL ON NBC NEXT DAY ON PEACOCK
Like how did The Other Two basically storyboard that couple
Travis and Taylor’s engagement photos are gorgeous!
I have (at least one of) my Halloween costume ready, and it’s so dumb / only funny to me.
So happy for them!
I think about this probably ten times a day now. youtu.be/_r_pOtUVTgo?...
I feel like there are so many ways you could go about doing something like this and absolutely none of them involve Matt Yglesias.
Found out that Coworker 1 told Coworker 2 “Zach has his shit together” and Coworker 2 couldn’t stop laughing
This country is diseased and I don’t think it can ever be fixed.
I will never escape him.
The plan? Pretend to change the logo to something people will hate then change it back when everyone is talking about the restaurant.
The Democratic Party: “We did a focus group that said we shouldn’t call Trump a dictator.” The media: “Democrats are going too far in calling Trump a dictator.” Trump: “I can do whatever I want. I’m a dictator.”
Crumbl has unveiled their new logo
This movie is a lot different than how I remember it.
Practicing the law of detachment by spending the last ten years not doing fucking anything.
nothing's aged better than the thing so many people said would age poorly newrepublic.com/series/37/tr...
It is funny to me after all *that* she is going to marry…him.
The weirdos were right. The West really is committing suicide. But it's using the weirdos to do it. www.nbcnews.com/world/europe...
Shego is brat.
The Adderall shortage is just never going to end, huh. Amazing. USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
We’ve all spent the last decade not doing things because it will “help Trump” and look at how successful that strategy has been!
Time to warm up the heart attack gun.
McGruff the Crime Dog is posting TikToks about Trump cutting his funding. Like for real.
There’s always going to be some things in the past that actually were better, but to focus on those parts while ignoring everything else is silly. Like it’s actually amazing I can watch 99% of the movies that have ever been made whenever and wherever I want. Living in the future rules.
They should get Club Chalamet to be on The Traitors.
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
me when one of my friends wears a red shirt
Michael Hobbes 
