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Micah Parsons
IRS Criminal Investigators go after people who commit serious criminal financial fraud. Money laundering, bank fraud, political corruption, identity theft, ripping off Medicaid/Medicare, employment fraud. You know, real crimes that hurt real people. Instead, here they are, doing... This.
Hey Milwaukee people! Check this out!
Same energy
I love G000000000000ld
*taps mic* *feedback* Micah Parsons.
LL Cool J and Michael Stipe in the Adventures of Pete and Pete
Packers paid a premium for the Even More Neck package
They still managed to field fun, competitive young teams while paying Rodgers and Bakh to not play football
Russ Ball you ol so and so
I get this criticism but also, you want depressing? Go to X for even thirty seconds.
Big same
There's an FTF emergency pod out there for you, and there will probably be another one later today! It's that big of an emergency. open.spotify.com/episode/7gat...
The TX House has passed its godforsaken bathroom bill. In the eight years since the 2017 bathroom bill was defeated in Texas, I canāt think of one report of a trans person doing wrong in a restroom. But in that time at least 14 trans people were murdered. Families have fled. No one is safer today.
šØšØ EMERGENCY REPACK šØšØ Micah Parsons is a Green Bay Packer! @texwestern.bsky.social and @jumosq.bsky.social discuss how we got to this day and what Parsons can bring to the Packers' defense
Buy flowers for no reason. Eat a second bowl of ice cream. Slot in a generational pass rusher into a new defensive with one week of practice.
I put my likelihood of the trade happening at 20%. Not bad!
Thatās my understanding. I am NOT an expert in that stuff. Ask @texwestern.bsky.social
Important also to draw a distinction between the salary cap and cash spend. Guaranteed cash can be spread out over years. But you need to have the cap space this year for whatever this yearās cap hit number is on his contract. They have room. And in the future, will have to make more room.
Thompson was in his second year with the Packers, as Director of Pro Personnel, when the Packers landed Reggie White. š¶ITāS THE CIRRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFEšµ
Have to thank @jonmeerdink.bsky.social for this nugget and, yeah, it made me emotional, too.
lol ok Mr ālast clip cuz Iāve got stuff to doā 10 minutes ago
New homework just dropped
In one final contribution to the Packers, Ted Thompson offers his last pick still with the team as bonus trade collateral for an all star pass rusher
Theoretically what if one peed their pants just a lil bit. Hypothetically.
Iād really prefer the Cowboys stop fucking themselves over to give an assist to the one team I hate more than them
Micah Parsons to the Packers instantly makes them Super Bowl contenders. I don't care what they gave up: It was worth it.
Jerry you drunk, elderly weirdo.
I mean. I am speechless. I am without speech.
UnPack Pets
New ep is up! We make our season-long prop bets while @unpackpodsbookie.bsky.social snickers quietly. open.spotify.com/episode/0NBb...
Wow I look great
Gonna pod tonight. Send us your questions.
Actually 30. Man im old.
20
This is embarrassing, guys
Iām giving this 12 more minutes and then grandpaās hittin the chamomile tea and sleep mask
Rumors are heating up that the Cowboys are working on a trade to send Micah Parsons to my house to just chill and hang out
Orange vests over camo lol
no new pictures - where are you mentally?
Liking Huda is a red flag
Should we make a t shirt? Would you buy one? What should be on it?
I might actually go back and watch it if I get the itch this weekend
Didnāt watch the last preseason game but wanted you to know that this was the first photo I saw from it
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader? I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
āFly Southwest Airlines ā weāre hateful!ā
I get that Dems are starved for someone to root for but I wonāt abandon trans folks. Itās really that simple.
Might help if the media stopped referring to domestic military occupation ordered by a felon who makes up statistics in broad daylight as ālaw and orderā
We all know @jumosq.bsky.social is a true sicko but yāall should see the data sewers he crawls through to get yāall the good stuff
Pin and pluff
āYeah thereās a lot of racists and Nazi shit there, but I have to keep posting on X because ā¦ā
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
From now on hjās will be referred to as āthe olā flubberā
This is going to sound dumb, but sports is maybe supposed to be consumed this way? Porno sax gave way to Sports Shouting and in retrospect the former was clearly keeping the fabric of society together.
Itās less a face and more skin stuck to a skull with spray adhesive
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few people have come to terms with how bad things actually are. most people are kind of frozen. itās easier to ignore things and everyoneās capacity is limited because everything is hard. people are so lonely. and no one wants to talk about it, so we rot, binge, and scroll. (me too.)
You can see more field and it shows you only what you need. Bring back score bug minimalism.
On Thursday, the Packers and Colts faced off in a joint practice before teaming up for the Coltsā Kicking The Stigma campaign, which raises awareness for mental health and provides support to those in need. www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...
Forgot there was a preseason game today and did a bunch of gardening on a friendās farm which honestly feels like a win. Bubbs liked it too.
The "oh you won't compromise and abandon [marginalized group]? enjoy the nazi takeover!" argument rings pretty fucking false when you consider that the horrors of a nazi takeover begin with the abandonment of marginalized groups.
ICYMI: the UnPack fellas are back, dusting off their fake internet sports radio talk show just in time to rank some stuff open.spotify.com/episode/2X0c...
New pod is up. Check it out wherever you get your podcasts. This photo is unrelated.
This picture also highlights something else I see in the real world. Heās not actually touching the baby. Itās not manly to have your hands occupied by a baby.
Shaking some rust off. Check it out. open.spotify.com/episode/2X0c...
Hey if youāre up late, a new pod should be hitting your feed any second now.
The Albuquerque Sunport is absolutely undefeated. IYKYK
The time for nonsense has come
Now I gotta listen to that song today
Hey wait Iām really proud of that one
āI see out routes, in routes, posts, and flies, all out lookin for space while I bootleg boogieā
Green Dot
Limp Blitzkit
Thereās a Slight Possibility
Alanis Less-issette
More: They Might Be Average Sized Neil Even Younger
Slightly diminish a band: The Weekday
a thing i have been getting increasingly rigid and intolerant of is this kind of rankly unprofessional conduct in public officials, this is behavior you wouldnāt tolerate from a child, i have no idea why senators tolerate it from a high ranking government official
In the dirt like what
Yup.
Heās really getting a lot of praise from folks for saying a lot of things that sound like words
When white smoke emanates from the Ammortal, it signals the choosing of a new Rams starting quarterback
True! My sarcasm was premature.
In 2008 the Lions went 4-0 in the preseason and then 0-16 in the regular season. Have a good night folks.
Real bad!
Is this game good? No. But did I learn anything valuable? Also no.
So Golden is the only WR who can catch, and Doubs looks like heās wearing three guardian caps at the same time. Football is back.
Zayne down? I do NOT like it.
Ok fine Iāll watch
Donāt leave your location. A wellness check team is on the way.
Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico weāve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that weāre out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it
One of the few things I'm absolutely sure of is that there's nothing wrong with being trans. We're just a type of person. We deserve equality because all people deserve equality.
Football is back
Feels like any day now
www.nfl.com/news/lions-f...
Itās only a real movie when Tommy Lee Jones is on screen. Every other scene almost feels made for tv.
Donāt worry though Goodell says players get injured less when they play in the preseason
The very first thing I see tuning into an NFL product this year is an ambulance on the field
Weāre 32 minutes in and Ashley Judd has already been wrongly convicted of murder, served 6 years in prison, and is out on parole with the knowledge that her husband is alive and sheās theoretically allowed to kill him.