We’re about to be served the most obvious AI slop as proof of life for Donnie Dipshit… just wait.
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We’re about to be served the most obvious AI slop as proof of life for Donnie Dipshit… just wait.
I’m SHOCKED Trump hasn’t invited him to the whitehouse and demanded the Brows start him.
And at least 40% of voters are buying it.
Dammit I’ve been getting my hopes up but this is probably way more realistic
Guys…. Don’t get my hopes up.
Need a laugh?
My son had so much homework last year (4th grade). He cried several times. Talking to other parents over the summer I learned their kids, in the same class, had nearly zero homework all year. Turns out, my kid wasn't getting ANYTHING done during school hours. So sometimes its the student!
Nor has he lowered any prices, stopped any wars, and he sure as shit has not helped the deficit.
Am I a jerk because I do not care if this site survives? Social Media sucks ass... I've heard tiktok is amazing but I've never downloaded it.. I don't need a better way to waste time.... they all need to go down.
Those are limes.
MAGA
My history could be a little fuzzy but I'm reminded that the only reason the white man was able to colonize North America was in the invention of the colt six shooter. My point is that old whitey clings to guns because it's how we have any "power" at all.
So that's a no?
It's wildly popular in what fucking world?
Jeff Epstein? The financier?
"He needs to stop showing us our whole asses."
C/D combo...
The only question left is which hits the US first: a massive terror attack, a massive geopolitical crisis, or a massive public health catastrophe. We're totally unprepared for any of them. We have ceded the mantle of global leadership in exchange for trinkets.
I have 3 bosses. The owner, the GM, and the finance director... they all voted for Trump. I kinda hope we all lose our jobs... my general manager bought a pair of Trumps shoes... I don't want to be here lol
Also. Our average used car sales price in Aug '24 was 23k. Aug '25 was 16k. YUUUUUGE drop.
I work at a dealership. New car inventory is down BIGLY. General Manager said it'll be months before we get more.
I do not know if there is a god or not. What I do know is that this world we live in is like 80% terrible terribleness... so I will not be sucking his dick my entire life just to maybe have a chance of sucking his dick in the afterlife. If he's real he sucks at his job.
They only acknowledge cis Caucasians.
Duded rolled on EVERYBODY
David Berkowitz admitted he just wanted attention...
your user name needs to be linked to your website and not the bluesky site... thats one of the criteria.
I have family in Minneapolis & they are close with an ER doctor who happens to be helping the victims of yesterdays tragedy. Sadly, there is a third dead child. Of course we all know this is because our politicians across the board have chosen to protect their own wallets over their constituents.
Please not my kids schools. Please not my kids schools. Please not my kids schools. Please not my kids schools. Please not my kids schools. Please not my kids schools. Please not my kids schools. Please not my kids schools. Please not my kids schools. Please not my kids schools. Please not my......
The big media corporations are not incentivized by breaking news first, nor are they rewarded for integrity and transparency, they don't get kudos for doing the right thing. They make money when people engage with their content... that's why we are getting the worst sort of reporting every day.
I went to bed at halftime like a FUCKING IDIOT!!
How about we use a giant National Guard to protect schools?
How does a guy from Ohio get this puppy?!?!?!
My dad is a gun-nut. I've shot a shitload of guns in my life. I've never understood the appeal. You pull a trigger and the gun does all the work. It doesn't make you tougher, it doesn't make you taller, it doesn't make you stronger... It's literally boring as shit, no challenge at all.
Ok but how could congress get this done in between recesses?
I'd argue they've been exactly right. They've said what they've needed to say to enrich themselves and those around them.
Accidentally, in 2025, told a group of parents that our soccer practice was going to be on the "north" soccer field... you woulda thought I was asking them to split an atom.
Does Trump feel guilty for getting her killed? Is that what this is?
Man I wish.
Yeah... someone should have stopped this interview before it happened.
41% of the population appear to be the poorly educated/Fox viewers.
My goal is to one day understand what this means...
How'd it go!
Are the NVIDIA earnings going to start the market crash?
If/when we get the boot from NATO.... there will be attacks. We will have very little outside help, we have alienated all former allies. I am a very stupid man but this is how I see things coming to an end here in the states.
I’ll never understand why updating the Cracker Barrel logo is political? Is it because they removed a presumably white man from the logo?
No one:
what's crazy is when a US flag is old and worn you are literally supposed to burn it
I'm being optimistic but I think they don't believe Trump will be around much longer.
Stupid fucking thing can barely walk
Taylor Swift has built a billion dollar empire... she ain't submitting to anyone.
Where is all this tariff revenue going? Where is the corresponding announcement for lower taxes? Is anyone asking? $360 billion is equal to 17% of all income taxes paid by Americans in 2022. Shouldn't our tax burden be lowered by 17%? Are they just stealing it?
DEAD 😂
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!
TACO
Yeah but if he resigns then prison is on the table again... I don't see it happening.
I must be chronically online.... I knew EXACTLY who this was about.
We've reached this weird place where the most patriotic thing an American could really do at this point is burn an American flag.
The only thing that will be sad about the day Trump dies is that he won't be alive to see how happy everyone is!
We are being ruled by a guy who has gotten all of his information from Television for the past 50+ years...
Imagine being a company that decides it needs to update its 50 year old logo, spending no doubt a ridiculous amount of time and money on the effort, and then having it all blow up because the Republican Party has a sex trafficker problem.
A windmill just broke into my house, kicked my dog, and turned the thermostat up to 85. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
RFK Jr. did heroin for a long ass time and now he's going to get to decide if Grandpa or your mom get to live.
Nah.. I'd say it's the Trump regime.
Does Donnie Dipshit have Lutnick running around asking businesses for just a little taste?
The President of the United States should be watching less TV.
@minakimes.bsky.social were there signs Will Cain was this terrible? Also, do you have his phone number? Also, can I have it?
"I believe every word coming out of that PATRIOTS mouth." -Will Cain
God dammit I want to beat the shit out of this guy so badly. I'm an overweight 40 year old who's never been in a fight so this isn't a flex lol
Wasn't he JUST a violent criminal/people smuggler? Did the evidence they had on him not stick? Did they make it all up? Oh yeah, 35 people with this administration straight up lied to our faces.
CALLED IT!
Next comes the lawsuit. I hope he owns Mar a Lago by the end of the year.
Herein lies the reason for her recently granted work release... as a billionaire heiress.
My god... it's Dale Sr.
There's one post I look forward to every week... and it's this one!
I'm sure they'll follow the orders and not file 39 lawsuits.
He can save us...
One thing I've never thought about with women's professional sports is that the men have at least a 50 year head start in most of the sports. The United States didn't have a women's soccer team until 1985! I guess my point is that they're only going to get better and better w/ time.
This is how you retire early in America. Cancel subscriptions.
Does Jack Poso realize how stupid this is? This is way dumber than the squirrel being euthanized in NY. They will bitch, whine, complain about EVERYTHING!
The worst part is that it worked.
The important thing to remember about John Bolton’s house being raided today is that the first wave of the Trump-Epstein files are being released in a couple hours.
God damn this is funny.
I coach U10 Boys soccer and IT STRESSES ME THE FUCK OUT!
lol
I do not understand how updating their logo = woke.
We have given power to the largest group of fucking slimy scumbags the world has ever seen. We are so fucked because Trump has placed unassailable pieces of shit in all the positions of power. God dammit.
Cancel culture is so hot right now.
Cracker Barrel is a private company who decided a re-brand was in their own best interest. All the Republican's trying to dabble in CB's business decisions are practicing communism.
So now we need to see which portions of Poland and Romania he wants and give it to him, right?
I do not care where you are from... don't kiss me on the cheek on television.
I'm outside of California, I live in Ohio. I'm earnestly asking, what are Gavin's shortcomings that the nation needs to know about? I'm not asking to argue back and forth, I'm asking because I truly don't know!
If you bought it, you deserve to lose all your money.
The strangest part of Cracker Barrel changing their logo is that Trump is on EVERY PAGE of the Epstein files.
I've lost two of my baby sisters to this asshole drug.
OK BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!