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It's the international language because it's the language of love and love is everywhere. No questions, please.

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Really shoulda snapped the ball right there.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

It is

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Can Sacha Baron Cohen account for his whereabouts?

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Michael Clayton 2 plot energy

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You did not provide any explanation for why you wrote this apparently without discussing with a lawyer why that would be an incredibly dumb and unnecessary thing to do.

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I was worried what the tanks would do to the road. I am VERY worried what dragging ships down the road will do.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

What if we just make the turbine blades longer so they could skim the water and cut up the laser sharks?

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Me: I don't know about you, I'm feeling... 32? Tailor: Respectfully your waist is easily 35.

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It me, the guy that had a form letter response from Ken Williams in a frame as a child.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Also that's a federal park! That was always "his" administration's to maintain, not DC!

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I Know the End (Zone)

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Let's call it a SPAM sandwich?

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2 Fash 2 Spurious

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MAintenance pHAse

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Me after buffing out a tiny scratch on my car with rough grit sandpaper and hydrochloric acid

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I genuinely hope most of them go back home and tell people how dumb the deployment was and how nice a city DC is.

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Is this DEI

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The most 90 year old looking of anyone involved here.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

He's going to make a video game where the protagonist wields a harmonica to escort lost spirits to an alternate dimension and it will have 45 hours of cinematics and will somehow be amazing.

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MS FLACCO

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon build

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

PraxIsItASandwich?

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Proof that "uniquely qualified" is not always complimentary.

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Is it a Capitol offense?

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Learn to cod

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Actual "please, my wets" post.

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The famously worker-owned-and-operated space station.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the argument that the utopian society is the Enterprise or the Borg or what. I'm so confused.

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I am. Admittedly the second-lowest hobby.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately their hobby is often hobby-shaming, the lowest form of hobbying.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

That one kid has a third arm, which I feel might be the right place to start the conversation about fairness.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

We are at 5d chess. Waiting for Trump to tesser across time and space and prove how we were all morons for doubting his strategic brilliance.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Terry Tate Office Linebacker but for kids travel teams?

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They are next to the jelly and peanut butter (jpb) sandwiches on the Call Your Mother menu.

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Let him cook.

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Streaming past the graveyard.

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@defector.com tremendous opportunity to pay for a dispatch from the field...

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Lol at suing to push back against government tyranny as lawfare. Come on.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Extremely nuzzi.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Who Isn't The Administrator of DOGE?

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

The DOGE Days Are Over

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

The G in LGBTQ stands for "grammar."

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't think they'd yada yada violating the Constitution? /s

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

My first thought as well. Life imitating art.

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Who is President during that time? Vance?

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Not stopping until my core is a six pack.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Would settle for a time limit on episode length. Edit!

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if the declaration is making some (undisclosed) distinction between NIH making a cancellation vs. HHS making a cancellation.

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McSteamy Water-Based Meals

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Assuming it would have been titled I Did It All For the Wookie, so a real missed opportunity there.

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Sounds epoch

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Fellow fucking moron, checking in. Same journey on that word.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Also that sounds awesome

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Three s's when he could have used two.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Convinced that show is about a military contractor that built a town to test prototypes and put the CEO's kid in charge. Also I would like to join and make it a class action.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Air Torch One

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

"Cat's dead. Loan denied."

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Field of Dreams cancelled. Brutal.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Quantum physics and credit--just looking at the state of the thing also changes the thing.

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Lawyer License Macerator (LLM)

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The Bishop of Oxford is asking for everyone to insert a clarifying pause while it's all sorted.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

If only.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect. My first thought as well.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

I was gonna do molon bébé but this is better.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Second Hand News (Tariff Edit) is going to be the song of 2025.

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Putting the destruction in deconstruction.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

And mass public mobilization. It's hard to figure out where the tipping points are for sustained public protest, but I'm pretty sure this would do it.

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Sue them for $20 billion and see if they'll settle for $20 million instead.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

The exceptions prove the rule!* * Prove that the rule is not a rule.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah you beat me to it. But keeping mine as well to count as a shareholder (i.e. person who reads skeets) vote for the acquisition and rebrand.

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Global Teslahedron

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow so is SECDEF next? Terrific stuff here. True journalism.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

VC investing, notoriously detached from data analysis. /s, maybe?

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Hell Yeah I'm Gon' Do What You Tell Me!

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, you're a damn good newspaper man. So we all won out here.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

In a year, people will be coming back to life!

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Each penguin colony is a separate bargaining unit.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

All I know is that this is my annual chance to use the word "curtilage."

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Our lightsabers come in purple now.

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If you don't have a TO FILE subfolder (or similar) you are begging for stuff like this.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Real garbage summer associate energy.

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Counsel, Your EVERYTHING IS COOL email is raising lots of questions in the GC's office that your email purports to answer.

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Democracy dies in darkness of the shadow docket.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

I promise if you start throwing out four-letter words I will use the same number so that we have a bilateral expletive balance of zero.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

He's gonna try to sell this loss to xAI too, isn't he?

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Big Rumsfeld memo energy.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

People famously spend time and money going to performances. Performative has always been a weird knock against people who have to win popularity contests at regular intervals!

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

How "will" it do this?

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Does look familiar!

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

A real step up from the standard set by Ted Cruz of sucking up to the guy who publicly insulted your wife.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

The steering wheel is a rectangle so it doesn't just fly off.

zerodifference.bsky.social (@zerodifference.bsky.social) reply parent

Who hasn't, for example, made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm?

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Embraced the wrong grind.

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They have already done this!

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Truly a competition between which is more incredible: the satire of The Onion or proposed legislation based on debunked conspiracy theories. It's basically the same beat!

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Anticipatory dumbpliance.

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Can you draw a line on there so I can better tell where the APA guidance shattered my identity? Thx.

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"Both because they look like they will STICK to it."

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I didn't think we were allowed to do that.