today I learned that giving people the time and space to realize they should be thanking their lucky fucking stars it was me and not someone who would have torn them a new one is a priceless skill
today I learned that giving people the time and space to realize they should be thanking their lucky fucking stars it was me and not someone who would have torn them a new one is a priceless skill
too hard to manufacture consent here, I guess
canonically, he needs less oxygen than humans ... which only ends up begging the question of how come he doesn't suffer oxygen narcosis living on the enterprise 🤔
make no mistake, anyone who is vocal about hating trans people today is going to get around to you eventually the time to pay attention is while the canary is still singing. www.thetrevorproject.org
I'll buy California memecoins. give my money to the firefighters in the forests
all my "I know a guy" guys are females under the age of 30
sending love from the central valley, sir! ❤️
TRUMP IS AMERICA’S BIGGEST LOSER.
also, you can check cdph.ca.gov if you want
@smithsonianmag.bsky.social quiero a ver la historia latinoamericano
I laughed for a good thirty seconds
historians suggest that if such a thing had existed, LBJ would have screened it in an open session of congress
Steve Martin has been killed by the Internet more times than he's hosted Saturday Night Live
in the internet's defense, it kills people who still aren't dead all the time, so...
yeah, I fully expect the gop to weekend at bernie's him around washington for *at least* a week after he actually dies
if only it were enough to make them stop voting for him over and over and over and over and over and over and
guns are not capable of suffering. it *should* be easier to acquire an inanimate object than it is to assume care for another living being. I take your point, but there's a deeper reality here
if history has taught us anything, it's that we won't be able to get ourselves out of this. the rest of the world will have to band together to destroy us just like they had to for the third reich
that *is* my source. it's dated 8/19/25 you're saying DC doesn't count
all you have to be is awake and at the field office by 5am and you can have a day's wages in the field, immigrants or no. they're always looking for pickers. if you wanted that job, you could have had it long ago
Washington DC has the highest unemployment rate in the country at 5.9%. California's unemployment rate is currently 5.4% you get that people can use the same internet you're lying on to find out the truth, right?
bs. if they didn't want her to be in the government, they'd stop voting for her. actions speak louder than words screaming "shame" at someone else for being a bad decision *you* made is ridiculous
good luck trying to stop me, bitch
wtf - what thumpy floor? 🛁
I managed to leave the casino with the same amount of money I walked in with. I consider that a win
eagle mountain casino, porterville, ca
crimes... you mean like felony tax evasion and child rape? crimes like those? no I don't, thanks. *you* wouldn't happen to support any criminals like that, would you?
¡BIENVENIDO A CASA, PRIMO KILMAR! 👑👑👑👑👑👑
I want the history books to read "... and then Gavin Newsom said 'Fuck. This. You want a meme president? Fine. Hold my Petite Sirah '94.'"
#NewsomCrockett2028
that was essentially his point. he called it a costume the first time, and now he's pointed out that yes, it's just a costume to that person. same costume for every performance like a clown
hey, these are troll posts, Gavin. you're not supposed to be telling the truth like that #newsom2028
he needed to make his hair more long and wind-rippled #newsom2028
but I swear it was in self-defense
lol there isn't even a candidate to trash yet and the compactor is already going I hope it dawns on at least some of them how transparent they're being. fascist pricks who don't like trump are still fascist pricks
where's AOC and Bernie? 🤔 business as usual for the establishment, I guess. "progressive" my ass
make signs reminding them that the person who sent them to do what they're doing thinks they're suckers and losers for doing it and stand where they can see you
#newsom2028 write him in
idc, I'm writing him in #newsom2028
california wants her gold back. it's not his. none of it is his. it's ours, and we want it back.
reading Gavin Newsom's tweets, I'm reminded that cannabis is very legal in Sacramento rn this is the coolest California has ever been. there's literal gold in the water here, and this is still the coolest California's ever been
😆 fuck 'em up, gav
I love this guy 😆😆😆
then why did he work so hard to overturn roe? *that's precisely what that ruling mandated.* Roe v Wade wasn't about abortions, it was about the freedom of doctors and patients to make medical decisions without fear of reprisal or incrimination.
of course she thinks people have more than four grandparents. I don't doubt that the relationships in her family are that broken, and she's such a solipsist that she naturally thinks it's normal and that *everyone's* grandparents have all divorced and remarried three times
bast is the true god. just thought you should know
I would call them a whole movie of just Joe Pescis, but I don't want to piss Joe Pesci off
morning after update: I have no idea how I didn't lose more money at least I made it home 👍🏼
also sux. leaving now. prob going to sit in parking lot for a few tho
impromptu thread. some influencer played this, so imma try
am to for get ombliterated at casino 😎
currently getting my ass handed to me at the casino. people on either side of me are in bonus spins, so I'm posting on bluesky because I'm not for getting that kind of punked out.
theory: Tom Cochrane is a direct ancestor to Zefram Cochrane. 🎸=🚀
cat tree crop comin' in good this year
enough money for a piss-plated ballroom, not enough for kids to eat at school
didn't MSNBC just fire a bunch of people for being too woman and/or of color?
best outfit in star trek. fite me. idc
alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, cat lol excuse me, instacart?
more vitamin d than milk per serving
too bad the people who put them there did it *specifically* because they didn't care whether detainees lived or died, or else maybe this would matter
they're not really against sex trafficking. they just want it to be something only white people are allowed to do
I don't have white pride because I'm not white. I wasn't "white" when I got here, so you don't get to claim me now 🇺🇦 slava 🇵🇱
this is my jam this is my name this is my muthafuckin JAM if that's the fare I have to pay to be free, then baby... it's gotta start someplace!
fuck em up, gav 💙
yesterday he said it didn't happen
but that's not his house if you're a renter, what do you think *your* landlord would do if you built a bunch of gaudy crap on his property without his permission? evict trump.
don't forget, that's not his house he's doing that shit to *our* house
the Lt. Tom Paris in repose
so this is just one more thing uk people have lied to stupid American me about? figures
which one of the 50,000 dead and injured gazan children was holding hostages?
ehrmergerd
newp. absolutely nobody in the United Kingdom gets to criticize anybody else's ketchup use. I'm no fan of Donald Trump, but those people put ketchup on pizza. they can keep their mouths to themselves about ketchup.
😯
I hope you have a better day
and oblivious to what's closing in on him
*I* fucking paid Beyonce. the Harris campaign raised *a billion dollars,* and it came from people like me. *I* fucking paid Beyonce, bitch.
... and that's why we shouldn't have the fairness doctrine? I don't understand
this is why you need to stop listening to government officials when they talk about money. nothing they say has anything to do with reality. it's all just gaslighting. the only thing ms. boobies knows about money is that her "boyfriend" punches her if he thinks she kept too much of it.
correct. the fairness doctrine didn't prevent bias. it allowed for a response to bias the same way obscenity rules allow the FCC to respond to things like Janet Jackson's titty at the super bowl. Janet's titty "couldn't be prevented" either, but the FCC charged CBS $550,000 in fines for showing it
I'm very much living for my new habit of setting off my car alarm whenever a stranger decides to approach me in a parking lot you thought you were gonna insert yourself into my day without me using you for entertainment, but you're wrong. allow me to demonstrate: *car alarm*
the people of Texas oppose gerrymandering... right up until it's time to elect officials who oppose gerrymandering. put a ballot in front of a Texan and all their IQ points fall out, I guess. how do you morons think you got here in the first place?
isn't Mike Johnson the one who fantasizes so often about his teenage son having sex that he needed to download a phone app to keep track of it? and now he's weirdly invested in this list not getting out I wonder what he knows that we don't (yet)
Kal-El was born to be Superman. Clark Kent *chose* to be a journalist.
that's Ivanka
cos mama, mama I'm coming home 🖤
I would also like to know. she doesn't seem like she wouldn't be able to handle the citizenship process. what prevented her from doing this? why did she not choose to prioritize her citizenship if she knew her life was here?
they impeached Clinton for getting consent from an adult. they impeached him for making a grown woman feel so appreciated and important that she bragged to people about him. I'm forced to wonder how much of the complacency is veiled jealousy
Matt Walsh thinks I'm a child groomer for having ovaries but not owning any stuffed animals
if I don't fairy up my emails with emoji and unreasonable punctuation like a middle schooler, people start thinking I'm a serial killer
A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.
The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.
mainstream outlets are really useless when it comes to anything nuanced. if it's any more complex than a weather warning or a traffic report, you're getting cowardice and financial bias, not news
you mean the Republicans just did in Texas *exactly* what they lied to everyone about Biden doing in North Carolina after Helene? every accusation is a confession
so he's going to wait for Donald Trump to tell him to honor California's request, and Trump isn't going to make that request. so the answer is gfy
so far
excuse me, ma'am, but there are felinoids on your solenoids
you need a little clarity? check the similarity.
