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We need more Judge Sparkles.
I think the longest thread @annabower.bsky.social has posted (?) but a great read. Thank you
The best course of action for the next President is to watch what Trump does and do the opposite.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing people Donald Trump was a good businessman.
If the tariffs are deemed illegal, what about the money already paid? Will it be rebated? And will wholesalers/retailers lower prices?
God is not listening to JD Vance. God only hears the anguish of the parents and the crying of the children, not the mewling of feckless politicians.
Underground like a raw potato.
Everyone in the Trump administration has these weird twisted revenge fantasies and now get to act on them.
"One nation was so enraged by this evil wind that they declared war on it and marched out in full battle array, only to be rapidly and completely interred.” --- Michael Ondaatje (The English Patient)
Cave paintings indicate a rather primitive understanding of the Laws of Thermodynamics.
Well that got dark quick.
Hey Mr. Hat, Esquire, Bolton called his book "The Room Where It Happened". Can Lin-Manuel Miranda sue him for the RICO?
"It's a revolution in morning television."
I was rather astonished to hear and see Ben report breaking news (via YouTube) this morning and chat about it with @timmiller.bsky.social about halfway thru. The big Q is how Ben just happened to be in the neighborhood when the raid went down.
As I understand it (big ?), the shares are in "exchange" for grants (already given as well as pending) awarded to Intel under the CHIPS and Science Act.
It's not like it's the Supreme Court's job to say what's right or wrong.
"Pray with a raised fist." - @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org
There is certainly not enough material (by several orders of magnitude) in the solar system to build a true Dyson Sphere. But you could build a giant Dyson Vacuum Cleaner and suck up the energy that way.
Our propaganda is much more effective when we don't have to compete against facts.
Just because Lizard People only see humans as warm bodies in which to implant their eggs so the hatchlings can have something to eat as they burrow from the inside out doesn't mean we can't all get along.
Guns don't kill people. Guns kill dogs.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to storm the Bastille.
Excelsior!
Wow, Trump looks really old in that photo.
If some like this happened during Biden, there'd be continuous Congressional hearing and investigations to rival the Benghazi hearings.
"Did it print?" "No." "Print it again." "Oh, now it printed." ... gets printout, walks away ... printer prints 2nd copy.
Highlight of my week!
Wow, gorgeous indeed. There is a nice write-up about the World Building on Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Yor...
"Readings will include works by legal positivists ..." Oh, my, what a surprise!
Finally, the nation will learn how UFOs cause autism.
Wherein we replace the birds and the bees with the best birds and the best bees.
THEY got to go to the island, but not me. I'm the REAL victim here!
Let me answer a question nobody asked and give an answer that proves my brain is Swiss cheese.
I see that the pony express has yet to deliver a copy of the First Amendment to Oklahoma.
Mandate pronouns: Chinese doesn't have gendered pronouns and our Chinese tech always said he for she and she for he. We had 2 students named Yang in the lab and always called the male Yang she and vice versa. And yet they are still walking free today!
Arrest Schiff now for trespassing for squatting in Comer's brain.
Who holds a cup that way?
The world of 2001 predicted by Clarke and Kubrick in 1968.
Seat belts and other so-called safety devices like air bags and smoke detectors kill far more people than they save. Thanks, Obama.
Some of my best friends are asphalt-type persons.
South Park releases brutal new Kristi Noem ICE Barbie clip.
Dr. Michael Osterholm cuts to the chase on why cutting mRNA research funding is such a dangerous idea.
It's all that hippity-hoppity music the kids listen to nowadays.
If you look up Dutch Angle on Google, the screen literally tilts a bit and most definitely creates a disorienting, unsettling effect.
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Ironic, since COBOL was "designed" (is that the right word?) to be clear and understandable to anyone. In Python, indentation is significant.
Godspeed, Commander.
A fuckin' fantastic song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVmV...
Do you know who the fuck I am? I am Poor-Richard's-Almanack-writing Polymath, bifocal-wearing Hardened glass-harmonica-playing Benjamin Fuckin' Franklin
There is still a big big question in my mind is how the hell did this agreement with El Salvador come into existence in the first place?
The devil is here with a stupid grin on his face.
Really, you need to create a "The New Yorker Pitch-bot" account and post this type of satire there.
The Trump administration intends to incinerate $9.7 million in already-purchased birth control in Belgium after USAID shut down, at a cost to the U.S. of more than $160,000 in transport and incineration fees. European governments are still hoping to stop it. nyti.ms/4ma5iaa
All new numbers, like ziggity-zeven and velveteen-twine.
Weird, the stats say that the economy grows under Democrats and shrinks under Republicans. So the stats must be wrong because her email.
Well they'd do a lot better if they only had some fashion sense. Jeez.
Zohran Mamdani paints himself as a populist and man of the people, a cynical political ploy that Trump would never stoop to.
and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.
This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; ...
I can quit anytime the algorithm wants me to.
I guess hippies like you want to put windmills on the Moon. Good luck with that.
If Obama never made fun of Trump at the White House Correspondents Dinner we wouldn't be in this mess today.
You only hear back what you are saying in the first place.
I don't care if your argument holds water, but if there's a typo or comma out of place I will rip you to shreds.
A feeling of dread whenever you smell smoke.
They paved paradise.
"Man does not live by bread alone but by every word that proceedeth out of Grok."
That's OK, everyone hates Switzerland.
Well I'm sorry you're sorry.
You can dress him up, but he's still a ghoul.
We demand the *REAL* Administrator of DOGE not some namby-pamby "acting" Administrator wannabe!
Numbers have a liberal bias. Any number other than #1 is suspect.
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that everybody loves Trump.
I always "like" your posts, but not this one.
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social will be suing you for the RICO.
We can't have fun any more, but in lieu of fun we can geek out on tech law.
We are all corrupt, but some are more corrupt than others.
Stop kink-shaming her.
But it's the ".top" domain ... it's gotta be legit: "AI overview: The .top domain is a generic top-level domain (gTLD) that signifies excellence and can be used by anyone to suggest a website is at the top of its field or offers top-quality products or services."
Supreme Court rules 6-3 there's no there there.
Cities provide schools, roads, water, sewage, trash services, and other utilities to residents. All a socialist dystopian nightmare for champion of capitalism Karl Rove. We will not be truly free until we pay all we have to giant corporations to run our lives at the whims of their CEOs.
It's the worst crime imaginable: giving white folk the vapors.
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Everyone need more rust in their diet.
Or vice versa.
I was for it before I was told I was against it.
Damn it, now I don't feel like doom scrolling anymore. (thank you)
Indeed, a victim of a heartless system where rich white men can get away with anything and everything they want and that's why he killed himself because he just didn't want to be a part of it anymore.
Who audits the auditors?
As a devoted fan of @lawfaremedia.org , @dogshirttv.bsky.social , and @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org this is 100% on the nose.
Wow, it's almost as if his economic plan, i.e., tariffs are the cure-all for everything and condemned by all respectable and competent economists, is an unmitigated disaster.
I bet they were all great uplifting stories about how Obama lifted the country out of recession, saved the auto industry, and killed Bin Laden.