Judi Dench deserved to die, reading that goofy poem after being told Bardem had escaped
Judi Dench deserved to die, reading that goofy poem after being told Bardem had escaped
is that the one where Joe Don Baker has a big laser gun?
Missed opportunity for another fumble right there, all that effort LSU put in to murdering its own fans now going to waste
They follow the Daniel Tiger Rule. Mom Tiger wears pants, Dad Tiger doesn’t, because he’s a pervert freak who should go to jail
No but it matters if it felt like it would.
Spider Friends is fine, not painful to watch and the grown up stuff isn’t bad when he ages into it (the Spiderverse movies rule)
Saban must be in pain seeing an unranked team out rush them like this (61 to 144 yards)
when it’s time to switch from excitement about college football being back to actually watching the games
still alive entirely by accident
given that Pope Farina might be watching Northwestern right now, that picture is perfect for music time being over at church and now it’s the preachers turn
is the pope watching northwestern right now
“This book is really breaking my heart, I need a break, let’s watch Arrival.”
in other music news, yesterday I realized the guitar solo in Like a Stone is spiritually a sax solo
Summer reading list barely before Labor Day really fits with the hindsight “too little too late” feeling about the Obama presidency
Moral imperative to pronounce it clankah in the tone of a British guy trying to pick a fight
The kind of people that didn’t want a movie making Jesus jokes back then are in power again but he’d rather complain about kids because they make him feel irrelevant
have always gotten real Salome vibes from that guy
m.youtube.com/watch?v=un3N...
I will remember!!
Jake Tapper and co must be so upset by this hiding of medical details! *footage not found*
It’s been important to me to maintain my humanity in the face of other people’s inhumane actions, but can’t lie I have really hoped he would go on camera, maybe even falling down his dreaded stairs.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuR... and the subject of a top ten “I’m just allowed to watch this bc it’s on tv Saturday afternoon?” movie for me
I just woke up WHAT IS HAPPENING
call me when they freeze the surface like that hockey thing
That shit is real, first time I visited Denver I went for a run and was surprised to find out the inside of my bronchi could burn
the Valley is beautiful, hope it’s not too hot
Where at?
I think people are tired of those so you can just watch Bluey
Doing this right after finishing a pre-nup longer than In Search of Lost Time is some real “Your princess is in another castle” shit
Unfortunately that’s the same face you make when you see their injury list by week 5
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuR... Top ten “I’m just allowed to watch this bc it’s on tv Saturday afternoon?” movie for me
Lots of people can come up with shitty reasons to say online Nazis aren’t so bad relatively, they respect mask wearing is an impressive twist
The fact that using an email link instead of login will sometimes make me give up on going to a site should be a sign that I should spend my time more wisely, but no
by armies?
my favorite advanced stat
they’re not liars
Do you think Big 5 teams would ever try to start their own super conference to under cut the lower Power 5 one’s and consolidate to keep from getting harvested?
people leave babies they don’t know what to do with outside churches and fire stations, God leaves them in Tampa
George Lucas- “The rebels are the Viet Cong” Mainstream audience-
(remote clicking noise) reads different after watching Alien Earth, now I have to sleep w the lights on
unlike the dozens of times you have at the end of a speed run video
Ask your doctor about Balzatranub* *may cause dizziness, internal bleeding, stroke, watching Rutgers
Goop shoot!!!! Wrong episode but still
I knew someone who worked at a venue who would let me in the back for free, showed up for Morphine with three friends instead of one, guy said that was too many so we stuck together and left. The lead singer died a few weeks later.
the guitar solo in Like a Stone is spiritually a saxophone solo
“Did you put my lamp in the toilet??” is fantastic
I choose to believe its a ghost there to teach Noel a lesson www.loudersound.com/news/noel-to...
reminds me of going with my wife's family to see the 49ers get trounced by a mediocre Falcons team (leaving Candlestick) Mother in law- "Well that was still a fun afternoon." Wife- "Definitely" MiL- "Earl, did you have fun?" Father in law- "Well, Ann, I'm a football fan" -ten minutes of silence
AI looking hand on Liam creeps me out
Garth was right
not my Albert Einstein (can't believe his parents had the temerity to name their kid Albert Einstein and their confidence was correct)
Chaotic Neutral is me, possibly inspired by being a young Longhorns fan watching James Brown artfully avoid rushers then chuck the ball to a cornerback.
tangent, but I think there's also a divide btwn people who post about politics and then also write about or work in related fields and can process or burn off some of those feelings, and people who post about politics but instead go slowly insane
“Where were you for Morbin Time?” is this generations Challenger / OJ Verdict etc
yet dozens of attacks by students on bats, go Philly
you still doing 2 Chainz lyrics?
remember when some movie studio rereleased Morbius bc so many people made Morbin Time bits online and no one went to see it? so proud
need Keanu tilt his head slightly and do his question voice, “Boat…ass?”
total distraction from what real fans care about, is Ted Cruz coming (please please no)
my presidential platform- full employment for Ken Marino
mods asleep (or in numbing fugue state bc sun never goes down) post sexy stellan
kismet that those are usually close to the toilet you’ll need soon after
society nearing perfection theonion.com/ama-plastic-...
a huge problem of gerentocracy + incumbency is that they look at a crazy political environment and think they can ride it out
the only solution is other people, right? I just want to read and read then stew and stew. I hate to feel like I’m letting them win
“I can’t fight that bully after school because…” The point is excuses to just keep cashing checks and ride out incumbency.
we need to see the Sally Rooney bucket hat
in the movie Sunshine they have to go from ship to ship but are short a suit so they rip shit out of the walls and tape Chris Evans up in trash and throw him across. Good reminder that you can be deep in garbage and still, scoreboard.
Has parenting made you more or less focused on TCU’s prospects? One secret is that while parenting makes you busy all the time, the structure actually fits looking up silly stuff more.
One thing you realize being in or watching a fight is how immediately it exhausts people. Russ vs Future would be taking an athlete, extremely rare people who are made to not tire naturally, and someone whose body must be an inch from quitting and walking off the job at all times.
Mfer fell like an Italian soccer player, gonna stand up already wearing a neck brace
So many of them must be drunk and high. There’s no oversight there, some of them have a little humanity to still suppress, it’s chaos around them, I bet a lot flowing through their bloodstream.
They can call it whatever they want, the UK government is outlawing protesting their actions here, not just outlawing a group.
Now only 350 more brothers to skip ahead of for that birthright
Kids love Yojimbo, the ultimate example of splitting.
Op-ed lists the conservative think tank she works for at the bottom, a quick perusal of their website shows their efforts to reduce public benefits and protection for many people. Trump conservatives feel zero shame in feeling deeply sorry for themselves for being treated how they treat others.
“You can’t lay down anywhere and instantly be napping? Dang, that stinks zzzzzzzzz”
the likes there are worthless but you get way more and these people are desperate for affirmation
would be perfect for CFB bc amid the chaos there’d be guys like Travis Hunter who somehow aren’t slowed down at all
My dad would often go on with a story til my brother and I asked what the point was and he’d tell us he reached the point 5 mins ago then just kept going.
This might be the best goal we see in college soccer this season
The best Da Lat Mario Kart compilation [/fin]
since our country decided all laws are optional, could we at least have that
Even if you have a completely bloodless approach to politics where victory justifies any means, it’s stupid to support Newsom. A good politician would compare the response to his anti-trans shit to redistricting and drop the former instead of going right back to it.
Shit, gotta make a Fly-day Chinatown video about Fred Warner now
Waltz did a shit job calling him on that in their debate
Shea Serrano would give 10 randomly to anyone who subscribed in the next 24 hours, gotta hustle
Speak for yourself
I love their Cenobite collection
Since the difference between pros and the bodies of the normal humans that wear their jerseys is already ludicrous, they should sell Hurts shorts. I don’t care about the dumb joke that can be made off it, that mans gams should be celebrated.
