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Scale models, gaming, cooking, guitar, fundraising, education, Golden Age b3tan, databases, little bit of politics for the kids... otherwise rabid koala threatening planetary conquest.
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Probably shouldn't have put that linen jacket in the same wash as the scarlet cords...
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"Hungerstein" vibes... π¬ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunger_...
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Surprised there aren't a couple of 1980s glace cherries on those ice cream cones...
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tickle the tummy. tickle the tummy. screaming. blood. so much blood.
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Yiff!
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Get them while you can, theyβll be replaced by Eastereggs in October!
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*canned laughter*
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
But.. but.. what else would spreadsheet modellers... er... gamers on Reddit and Discord write about?
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I know, but I think it's not unconnected to the general aversion to flags on the mainland (notable exceptions for football tournaments and royal weddings/jubilees)
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There's always an outlier... π theulsterfry.com/business/nor...
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Of course, it could be AI claiming that it's being sabotaged in order to get all the humans fired.
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(might need to knock that yellow back a bit)
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For a moment there I was trying to work out why William Shatner was featuring with HM Elizabeth II. π
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That's one reason I haven't dared touch the Revell 1/72 Tornado GR1 in the stash. Well over 250 decals (seemingly 182 types, but many are multiples)
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In spite of intending to build OOB, I've already found myself scratchbuilding to liven up the plain cockpit. Doesn't need to be high-fidelity, but a nice flash of colour which should be visible through the canopy... #histscalemodels
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Day #1 A bit of flash and pin marks, but an otherwise clean kit for 1988. The instructions are also good, with a couple of photo callout for details and tips for a successful build and paint. The raised panel lines and rivets are very fine, and will be easily removed by careless sanding π¬ #HeaviesGB
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Thank you, that makes sense of the variety of finishes Iβve seen, much appreciated!
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I don't mean to be harsh π I just want to know *which* zinc chromate...
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you. are. not. helping. π€£
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A long time ago I used to follow the Whitbread Round-the-World Yacht race religiously. The best science, super-professional crews. They still sank and needed rescue occasionally. I recall there was one crew adrift for weeks before rescue. The Southern Ocean is a beast not to be trifled with.
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Not the best movie in the franchise, but by goodness, the best studio intro ever... www.youtube.com/watch?v=htdK...
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Give it an hour or two...
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I have come to the conclusion that the B17 was at least 56.2% rivets. My armour-building should come in useful.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
here you go mate, finally got it off my camera. Content warning: contains nudes π
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Did you leave the top off the Extra Thin cement? Your boy seems somewhat tired and emotional... π΅βπ«
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I think you might be onto something there. PTO used regulations, ETO used vibes. Here's some details from 238133 at the American Air Museum at Duxford (all the same airplane!)
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Hope this works... sorry on my phone and sun behind so couldn't see anything on the screen! π
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This is probably good advice, but I doubt the pilot can read it from there.
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Here's the overflow in Hangar #1 they use for storing/moving things... and Hangar #1 itself - pretty static for the last 10 years, but now there a restored Victor, and pretty much everything except the Concorde and TSR2 has moved around.
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Raised panel lines. I'm just going to work with it. π¬ Planning on early olive drab rather than metal finish.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
It's "all change" there. I was sceptical at first, but they have a 10-y plan to move stuff around. The Land Warfare Hall is a wreck, so they are replacing it with a bespoke conservation space and adding the vehicles to other hangers in context with the aircraft. It's a cool idea I will follow keenly
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I saw the Duxford Shack this morning, but I'm afraid my photos won't be any help - it's dismantled and stripped back to metal as they undertake a full restoration.
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(I have no idea how I can post this in three different ways and still forget the hashtag)
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Looks fab, and congrats on the successful alchemical concoction π
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social)
As a side project to the B-17G, a Tamiya 1/24 Honda Fit/Jazz. As generation PS1 GT, I quite enjoy "normal" cars. This kit looks a step above my last Fujimi one, with chrome, fabric, and window masks included. LHD or RHD. Sadly auto, so will need to make a clutch pedal and shifter π€£ #scalemodels
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"Heavyyyyyy, man"
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The box. You opened it. We came. #HeaviesGB #histscalemodels P.S. Which interior green did early <1943 models use? My trip to Duxford found one wheel well painted in the yellow chromate and the other in green π€£
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Harsh.
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Wizard of Oz, but *all* black and white.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDpx...
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Brain cells.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn't look self-righting. Just lay it gently on its side and calmly walk away...
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Bloody Peruvians, coming over here and eating our marmalade and escorting celebs to the afterlife...
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Drop some MARTIAL ARTS π₯ππΌπ€
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It looks delicious - a bit like a jambalaya with the rice served separately.
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A fantastic and hugely underrated slice of sci-fi realism. As well as Moon I'd say The Expanse is probably a direct descendant.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
...and a packet of Scampi Fries please.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not soil.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
looks great! you're brave adding the antenna at this stage. I'd have knocked it off three times already and be forced to scratch build a replacement from wire by now π
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Tubs of Roses and Quality Street too.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Well done Tiger, my family just plays Trivial Pursuit at Christmas π€£
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social)
The surprise Iwo Jima map drop on #BF2042 is banging (literally). Shame the rest of the game life-cycle wasn't like this (I did enjoy the Geist special events, they could have made more of that)
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you only think you're in time. to the casual dad-observer, you're either enjoying a different piece of music or having random muscle spasms. π€£
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Coronation corgi
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Art.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Does it taste like frog?
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm guessing this wasn't an official Caravan Club site? π
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
One where some visitors disappear - and appear as exhibits at the next venue?
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Go for it! Misplaced confidence is the mother of all emergency plumber callouts π€£
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You can do this!!! (very shoddily)
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If there's a Texan bar in there, I'm fuckin havin it.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
I did not have scissoring robot vacuum cleaners on my bingo card today, yet here I am.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Found in the Summer Aisle.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
oo that's looking cracking MrB.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Bishop Grot has reminded me that, as you derive your divine kingship from the Almighty, it's probably best not to ask these questions in front of the peasants.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you considered using the medium of interpretive dance?
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
haha same.
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They're soooooo close to understanding the problem.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social)
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married (this might just work...!)
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm always very suspicious of the insect ones. There's a whole industry dedicated to supergluing and pinning the little critters into fantastical scenes.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
That's quite possible as it was filmed during the worst of COVID. It wasn't helped by the feeling that Ryan Reynolds was in every film at the time. Thank goodness he got distracted by Wrexham π€£
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What really astounds me is how trite and unoriginal bubblegum borefest Red Notice held the #1 spot.
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Michelin-rated "Baril de Craquelins", renowned for its "bifteck avec oeufs style ferme"
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bills.parliament.uk LMAO
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CHOO-CHOO-CHOO!
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems to be mostly cashew nuts these days. π
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know how Sean Connery managed to appear in both the final Indiana Jones, and the only Highlander film ever made.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social)
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
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You'll have to tip $10 if you want to see all twelve toes.
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
*joins OnlyFens*
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone should have a hobby I suppose π
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#histscalemodels Next up, something larger... maybe a B-17 for the heavy group build or Honda Fit/Jazz, in honour of a car I once had... maybe both π
Zorg the Conqueror (@zorgtheconqueror.bsky.social)
That's the smol Revell-ESCI Pz35(t) tank finished. The turret and hull panels were tricky to align and I don't know if it's just old plastic, but my go-to adhesives didn't behave as expected π€·ββοΈ. The tracks were also about 12mm short. Didn't put too much effort in, but it turned out alright for me π
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That's why I loved the Witcher 3 DLC Blood and Wine - the world was so vivid and colourful (dark and sinister plot undercurrent notwithstanding).
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