hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)
The new @nflscorigami.bsky.social ?!?!
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The new @nflscorigami.bsky.social ?!?!
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The stat I didn’t know I needed. Top tier!
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This is a top tier headline.
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This a a top-tier headline.
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Vacuous is the only word that captures this.
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It is not whether anything was learned (the failure is well known.) this is the most recent manifestation of the “anything is better than your local public school” movement that has continuously painted the public school systems as failing. Its roots are in racism and enabled by conservatives.
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Hahahahaha! Same. I thought I was the only one.
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You are living your best life! #BJK #ICON. Congratulations!
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Hey @royals.com , I call the opening screen of the @mlb.com app Schrödinger’s Royals score…
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The canary in the coal mine…
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There’s a tennis player from Hungary with the last name Bondar, and if that doesn’t make you giggle, then you’ve not watched #letterkenny and, for that, I’m sad for you. #Canada’s finest.
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There’s a whole lot of stuff age 50+ gets you…also, get ALL the vaccines while you can.
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Can’t help but deduce that a fundamental rebuild is required. It feels like all the aspects that made #SKC perennially strong have withered away. The bandaid on bandaid on bandaid approach is not working.
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We’ve abdicated any remaining claim to “home of the free….”
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I’m sure I’ve seen all the offerings and it is clear the @royals.com #cityconnect jerseys are by far the best. I will not be taking any questions.
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The current “right”/GOP has seized upon the addiction to grievance (which they’ve cultivated for the past 30 years) to distract and manipulate their base. Cracker Barrel is just the latest example. Just release the Epstein files.
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My guess is that JB knew this might be coming and scrubbed his house and ALL devices of everything that could be even remotely suspect. I will have heavy side-eye for anything that emerges from this raid.
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@katienolan.bsky.social is extremely bright and this is just one example of her insight! Her podcast: Casuals w/ Katie Nolan is worth a subscribe.
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100%, Putin said, “and have a flyover in my honor. Preferably one of those stealthy planes so we can get a real good look with all the equipment on my plane.” Treasonous f*ck.
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🤔 that’s tricky. I suggest a strict 1:1 ratio defined by the boss’s initiation of said trash talk.
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The only purpose of this increase is to feed a fragile ego. Thug behavior.
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This is a trick question. I need more information: is your “friend’s” boss in the league?
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#Target is in the “find out” phase and I am 1-hundy% here for it. I will never shop there again.
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#Target is in the “find out” phase and I am 1-hundy% here for it. I will never shop there again.
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Everything I’ve learned about Labub* I have learned against my will. Strong Beanie Baby vibes…
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That reference will never not be funny.
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I’ll go next: my first concert was also at Starlight, Steve Miller Band, September 1982
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There is no bottom…just an abyss. we’re all slowly descending.
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The lack of self-awareness among these folks appears to be astonishingly genuine.
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This image gets worse and worse every time I see it. 🤦♂️😡
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It was an excellent case study about leadership and corporate culture. Good on the folks who recognized how toxic it was and didn’t compromise their principles and left. That’s not easy.
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Setting the stage for complete capitulation…🤦♂️ total embarrassment. Are we tired of “winning” yet?
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Got awful dusty in here real quick.
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A strongly worded letter is on its way!
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Comedian Tim Conway in golf attire portraying the character Dorf.
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Giving me big ”Dorf” energy…
Cling2Reality (@cling2reality.bsky.social) reposted
Clapping for guy who put bounty on our troops... in front of the troops Weakest POTUS ever
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Comedian Tom Conway in golf attire portraying Dorf character.
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Giving me big ”Dorf” energy…
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
US troops rolling down the red carpet for Putin, basically bowing down to Russia.
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This is an A+ quality post and deserves far more engagement
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We all know why.
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
The wolf smacking his lips because he knows he is going to FEAST on Trump’s obsequiousness and idiocy.
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Just wait til a Hulk Hogan Memorial Highway shows up. 🙄 we live on the dumbest timeline.
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“Idiocracy” as documentary.
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It’s a bit jarring to realize that your parents and grandparents looked different when younger. I’ll never forget the day I saw a picture of my mom (RIP) from her nursing school graduation. I looked over at my dad and asked if he had game back then. According to my mom, “yes, yes he did.”
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What, and i mean this sincerely, the actual f*ck,is in those files?!?!
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Give @missroyalkc.bsky.social ALL her flowers!!!!
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The most dam*ing part of this headline = “one of the worst school shootings…” too many to recall.
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Are we tired of winning, yet?
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Hahahaha! Someone will read this post and say to their colleagues, “I fuc*ing TOLD you!”
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
1 hundy% agree! AO is how we found Lambanana in Liverpool…look it up. It’s hilarious!
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*Obergefell
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Where have they been since last summer?!?! SCOTUS is absolutely complicit in Trump/Project 2025 and overturning Obergfell is in play. Oof.
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You misspelled “pivot.”
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#savage
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This language choice is NOT an accident borne of ignorance. This is a not so subtle nod to Trump’s daddy, Putin.
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We truly live in the worst timeline…SMH.
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This is a FEATURE, not a bug, and Fox News viewers will NEVER see the real statistics and will continue to cheer these racism based actions.
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Trump is unable to think critically or keep multiple thoughts in his head. The simplest way to reconcile it is to think of him as a kindergartner. It’s no less frustrating, but it helps me understand.
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Fox News viewers will NEVER see the real statistics and will continue to cheer this racism based announcement.
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
🚨NEW: This is what all networks should do! MSNBC fact checks Trump live during his press conference. The REAL crime stats are put on screen as he reads out his made up figures.
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Fox News viewers will NEVER see the real statistics and will continue to cheer this racism based announcement.
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
This language choice is NOT an accident borne of ignorance. This is a not so subtle nod to Trump’s daddy, Putin.
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point, satire is truly dead.
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
Please, Andrew Cuomo, please keep serving up this drivel so the experts running Mamdani’s social media can immediately eviscerate you with. Pure cinema.
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
Please, AC, please keep serving up this drivel to the experts running Mamdani’s social media to immediately eviscerate you with. Pure cinema.
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
Please, AC, please keep serving up this drivel to the experts running Mamdani’s social media to immediately eviscerate you with. Pure cinema.
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This is symptomatic of the bro-culture that is currently permeating our cultural discourse. Of course they thought it would harmless and funny. Unserious people.
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@dieworkwear.bsky.social is a #savage and I am 1-hundy% here for it. Inject it into my veins!
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1 hundy% would.
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👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Yoinks!
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PS: there was also a Cactus and Shooter.
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Your increased dental insurance premiums will tell exactly how effective fluoride is …
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Idiocracy was prescient. SMH.
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In a previous role of mine, there were two kids in our early childhood education center named arson. One spelled liked the crime and one was spelled Arsynn.
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That bullet has been sitting in The chamber. No notes.
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We do not currently live in a serious country…SMH
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God d*mn Frank…
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We are not a serious country…
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife and I are headed there in September. We’d love it if you posted highlights! Specifically coffee places.
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I would totally tune into a 3 minute ESPN Sportscenter-esque re-cap of the evening.
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Melanzana is the BEST!
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Department “adjacent” parties are the best work parties.
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Please note: The same people who took great joy in saying, “thanks Obama” or “Let’s go Brandon” will not tolerate any acknowledgement that the press release screams, “tell them this is because of Trump’s economy without saying it’s because of Trump’s economy.”
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
Please note: The same people who took great joy in saying, “thanks Obama” or “Let’s go Brandon” to the dumbest sh*t ever, will not tolerate any acknowledgement that this press release screams, “tell them this is because of Trump’s economy without saying it’s because of Trump’s economy.”
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Every elementary teacher recognizes this behavior. It is the thinking of a second grader (at best). Even his vocabulary reflects this. Trump doesn’t have the capacity to think beyond that. We’re watching the decline of America in real time. SCOTUS and the republicans in Congress are complicit.
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This is well and truly gibberish.
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
Every elementary teacher recognizes this behavior. It is the thinking of a second grader (at best). Even his vocabulary reflects this. Trump doesn’t have the capacity to think beyond that. We’re watching the decline of America in real time. SCOTUS and the republicans in Congress are complicit.
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Privilege?!?! He has no frontal lobe to even understand how asinine that comment is. 
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent
Second grade thinking with second grade vocabulary. 🤦🏻♂️
hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)
Every elementary teacher recognizes this behavior. It is the thinking of a second grader (at best). Even his vocabulary reflects this. Trump doesn’t have the capacity to think beyond that. We’re watching the decline of America in real time. SCOTUS and the republicans in Congress are complicit.