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hobbes>calvin

@45382ud.bsky.social

Kansas City, KS born and raised but wander far and wide. Follow all things USMNT, USWNT, Sporting KC, KC Current, Comets, Chiefs, and Royals.

created December 3, 2023

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Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

The new @nflscorigami.bsky.social ?!?!

31/8/2025, 10:22:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

The stat I didn’t know I needed. Top tier!

31/8/2025, 10:21:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a top tier headline.

31/8/2025, 6:50:17 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

This a a top-tier headline.

31/8/2025, 6:49:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Vacuous is the only word that captures this.

31/8/2025, 4:55:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kansas City Royals (@royals.com) reposted

Wittnessing something special.

A graphic with cutout images of Bobby Witt Jr. set against a royal blue background. Text on the graphic reads,
31/8/2025, 4:43:49 PM | 55 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

It is not whether anything was learned (the failure is well known.) this is the most recent manifestation of the “anything is better than your local public school” movement that has continuously painted the public school systems as failing. Its roots are in racism and enabled by conservatives.

30/8/2025, 10:41:42 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahahaha! Same. I thought I was the only one.

29/8/2025, 12:45:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

You are living your best life! #BJK #ICON. Congratulations!

28/8/2025, 3:39:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

@royals.com all good.

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28/8/2025, 1:55:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

Hey @royals.com , I call the opening screen of the @mlb.com app Schrödinger’s Royals score…

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28/8/2025, 1:55:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

The canary in the coal mine…

27/8/2025, 1:35:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

There’s a tennis player from Hungary with the last name Bondar, and if that doesn’t make you giggle, then you’ve not watched #letterkenny and, for that, I’m sad for you. #Canada’s finest.

25/8/2025, 11:30:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a whole lot of stuff age 50+ gets you…also, get ALL the vaccines while you can.

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25/8/2025, 10:22:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t help but deduce that a fundamental rebuild is required. It feels like all the aspects that made #SKC perennially strong have withered away. The bandaid on bandaid on bandaid approach is not working.

25/8/2025, 4:08:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve abdicated any remaining claim to “home of the free….”

23/8/2025, 10:24:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

I’m sure I’ve seen all the offerings and it is clear the @royals.com #cityconnect jerseys are by far the best. I will not be taking any questions.

23/8/2025, 12:07:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

The current “right”/GOP has seized upon the addiction to grievance (which they’ve cultivated for the past 30 years) to distract and manipulate their base. Cracker Barrel is just the latest example. Just release the Epstein files.

22/8/2025, 1:49:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

My guess is that JB knew this might be coming and scrubbed his house and ALL devices of everything that could be even remotely suspect. I will have heavy side-eye for anything that emerges from this raid.

22/8/2025, 1:47:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

@katienolan.bsky.social is extremely bright and this is just one example of her insight! Her podcast: Casuals w/ Katie Nolan is worth a subscribe.

21/8/2025, 12:17:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

100%, Putin said, “and have a flyover in my honor. Preferably one of those stealthy planes so we can get a real good look with all the equipment on my plane.” Treasonous f*ck.

20/8/2025, 6:04:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

🤔 that’s tricky. I suggest a strict 1:1 ratio defined by the boss’s initiation of said trash talk.

20/8/2025, 5:58:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

The only purpose of this increase is to feed a fragile ego. Thug behavior.

20/8/2025, 5:48:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a trick question. I need more information: is your “friend’s” boss in the league?

20/8/2025, 5:47:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

#Target is in the “find out” phase and I am 1-hundy% here for it. I will never shop there again.

20/8/2025, 5:29:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

#Target is in the “find out” phase and I am 1-hundy% here for it. I will never shop there again.

20/8/2025, 5:09:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything I’ve learned about Labub* I have learned against my will. Strong Beanie Baby vibes…

20/8/2025, 4:47:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

That reference will never not be funny.

20/8/2025, 1:08:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll go next: my first concert was also at Starlight, Steve Miller Band, September 1982

19/8/2025, 8:23:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no bottom…just an abyss. we’re all slowly descending.

19/8/2025, 5:30:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

The lack of self-awareness among these folks appears to be astonishingly genuine.

19/8/2025, 1:00:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

This image gets worse and worse every time I see it. 🤦‍♂️😡

18/8/2025, 6:45:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

It was an excellent case study about leadership and corporate culture. Good on the folks who recognized how toxic it was and didn’t compromise their principles and left. That’s not easy.

18/8/2025, 1:05:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Setting the stage for complete capitulation…🤦‍♂️ total embarrassment. Are we tired of “winning” yet?

18/8/2025, 1:37:31 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Got awful dusty in here real quick.

18/8/2025, 1:31:52 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

🤷🏼‍♂️

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17/8/2025, 2:18:56 PM | 1017 245 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

A strongly worded letter is on its way!

17/8/2025, 7:28:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comedian Tim Conway in golf attire portraying the character Dorf.

16/8/2025, 7:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

Giving me big ”Dorf” energy…

16/8/2025, 7:36:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cling2Reality (@cling2reality.bsky.social) reposted

Clapping for guy who put bounty on our troops... in front of the troops Weakest POTUS ever

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16/8/2025, 12:49:21 PM | 25 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comedian Tom Conway in golf attire portraying Dorf character.

16/8/2025, 7:28:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Giving me big ”Dorf” energy…

16/8/2025, 7:28:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

US troops rolling down the red carpet for Putin, basically bowing down to Russia.

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16/8/2025, 6:07:06 AM | 1518 475 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

This is an A+ quality post and deserves far more engagement

16/8/2025, 5:55:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all know why.

15/8/2025, 10:18:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

The wolf smacking his lips because he knows he is going to FEAST on Trump’s obsequiousness and idiocy.

15/8/2025, 8:08:29 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Just wait til a Hulk Hogan Memorial Highway shows up. 🙄 we live on the dumbest timeline.

15/8/2025, 6:30:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

“Idiocracy” as documentary.

13/8/2025, 9:40:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a bit jarring to realize that your parents and grandparents looked different when younger. I’ll never forget the day I saw a picture of my mom (RIP) from her nursing school graduation. I looked over at my dad and asked if he had game back then. According to my mom, “yes, yes he did.”

13/8/2025, 8:14:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

What, and i mean this sincerely, the actual f*ck,is in those files?!?!

13/8/2025, 7:58:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

Give @missroyalkc.bsky.social ALL her flowers!!!!

13/8/2025, 7:17:32 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most dam*ing part of this headline = “one of the worst school shootings…” too many to recall.

13/8/2025, 7:15:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

Are we tired of winning, yet?

13/8/2025, 6:01:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahaha! Someone will read this post and say to their colleagues, “I fuc*ing TOLD you!”

13/8/2025, 6:00:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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13/8/2025, 4:10:37 AM | 16466 8188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

1 hundy% agree! AO is how we found Lambanana in Liverpool…look it up. It’s hilarious!

13/8/2025, 5:53:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 11:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

*Obergefell

11/8/2025, 11:53:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Where have they been since last summer?!?! SCOTUS is absolutely complicit in Trump/Project 2025 and overturning Obergfell is in play. Oof.

11/8/2025, 11:52:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

You misspelled “pivot.”

11/8/2025, 10:43:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“There’s an old saying in Hollywood: ‘If all you can get is Dean Cain, you are fucked.'" Watch/Read: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

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11/8/2025, 1:16:12 PM | 1093 169 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

#savage

11/8/2025, 7:10:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

This language choice is NOT an accident borne of ignorance. This is a not so subtle nod to Trump’s daddy, Putin.

11/8/2025, 4:59:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

We truly live in the worst timeline…SMH.

11/8/2025, 4:58:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a FEATURE, not a bug, and Fox News viewers will NEVER see the real statistics and will continue to cheer these racism based actions.

11/8/2025, 4:54:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is unable to think critically or keep multiple thoughts in his head. The simplest way to reconcile it is to think of him as a kindergartner. It’s no less frustrating, but it helps me understand.

11/8/2025, 4:48:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fox News viewers will NEVER see the real statistics and will continue to cheer this racism based announcement.

11/8/2025, 4:41:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted

🚨NEW: This is what all networks should do! MSNBC fact checks Trump live during his press conference. The REAL crime stats are put on screen as he reads out his made up figures.

11/8/2025, 4:39:35 PM | 2552 858 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Fox News viewers will NEVER see the real statistics and will continue to cheer this racism based announcement.

11/8/2025, 4:39:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

This language choice is NOT an accident borne of ignorance. This is a not so subtle nod to Trump’s daddy, Putin.

11/8/2025, 4:35:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

At this point, satire is truly dead.

11/8/2025, 4:10:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Please, Andrew Cuomo, please keep serving up this drivel so the experts running Mamdani’s social media can immediately eviscerate you with. Pure cinema.

9/8/2025, 1:29:49 AM | 95 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Please, AC, please keep serving up this drivel to the experts running Mamdani’s social media to immediately eviscerate you with. Pure cinema.

8/8/2025, 11:11:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Please, AC, please keep serving up this drivel to the experts running Mamdani’s social media to immediately eviscerate you with. Pure cinema.

8/8/2025, 11:07:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

This is symptomatic of the bro-culture that is currently permeating our cultural discourse. Of course they thought it would harmless and funny. Unserious people.

8/8/2025, 4:19:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

@dieworkwear.bsky.social is a #savage and I am 1-hundy% here for it. Inject it into my veins!

8/8/2025, 3:52:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

1 hundy% would.

8/8/2025, 12:51:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👏👏👏👏👏👏

8/8/2025, 12:47:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Yoinks!

7/8/2025, 12:54:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

PS: there was also a Cactus and Shooter.

6/8/2025, 10:57:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your increased dental insurance premiums will tell exactly how effective fluoride is …

6/8/2025, 10:56:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idiocracy was prescient. SMH.

6/8/2025, 10:55:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a previous role of mine, there were two kids in our early childhood education center named arson. One spelled liked the crime and one was spelled Arsynn.

6/8/2025, 10:15:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That bullet has been sitting in The chamber. No notes.

6/8/2025, 9:20:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 9:17:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We do not currently live in a serious country…SMH

4/8/2025, 11:38:57 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God d*mn Frank…

4/8/2025, 12:02:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are not a serious country…

3/8/2025, 1:40:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife and I are headed there in September. We’d love it if you posted highlights! Specifically coffee places.

3/8/2025, 1:35:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would totally tune into a 3 minute ESPN Sportscenter-esque re-cap of the evening.

2/8/2025, 2:59:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Melanzana is the BEST!

2/8/2025, 11:50:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Department “adjacent” parties are the best work parties.

30/7/2025, 4:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please note: The same people who took great joy in saying, “thanks Obama” or “Let’s go Brandon” will not tolerate any acknowledgement that the press release screams, “tell them this is because of Trump’s economy without saying it’s because of Trump’s economy.”

29/7/2025, 8:50:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please note: The same people who took great joy in saying, “thanks Obama” or “Let’s go Brandon” to the dumbest sh*t ever, will not tolerate any acknowledgement that this press release screams, “tell them this is because of Trump’s economy without saying it’s because of Trump’s economy.”

29/7/2025, 7:55:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every elementary teacher recognizes this behavior. It is the thinking of a second grader (at best). Even his vocabulary reflects this. Trump doesn’t have the capacity to think beyond that. We’re watching the decline of America in real time. SCOTUS and the republicans in Congress are complicit.

28/7/2025, 4:20:08 PM | 122 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

This is well and truly gibberish.

28/7/2025, 3:33:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Every elementary teacher recognizes this behavior. It is the thinking of a second grader (at best). Even his vocabulary reflects this. Trump doesn’t have the capacity to think beyond that. We’re watching the decline of America in real time. SCOTUS and the republicans in Congress are complicit.

28/7/2025, 3:32:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Privilege?!?! He has no frontal lobe to even understand how asinine that comment is. 

28/7/2025, 2:28:53 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social) reply parent

Second grade thinking with second grade vocabulary. 🤦🏻‍♂️

28/7/2025, 1:11:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hobbes>calvin (@45382ud.bsky.social)

Every elementary teacher recognizes this behavior. It is the thinking of a second grader (at best). Even his vocabulary reflects this. Trump doesn’t have the capacity to think beyond that. We’re watching the decline of America in real time. SCOTUS and the republicans in Congress are complicit.

28/7/2025, 1:10:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view