Canuparadigm (@canuparadigm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Recovering Lawyer. ADHD. Pit bull lover. Other than requests for legal resources no DMs please. MUSK IS A BITCH. TRUMP IS A WAR CRIMINAL. I STAND WITH UKRAINE
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Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
That is exqusite!
sultanofsweep.bsky.social (@sultanofsweep.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Spine broken? Dang.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
End qualified immunity
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
This made me squee.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like fucking hell. Goooo cholesterol!
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine is brave in the face of all whirring appliances, including the Dyson stick vacuum. He really has a beef with the Ninja blender but can't reach it.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine, too. Here he is getting brave enough to approach what is evidently a very scary little free library.
Sara Gibbs (@sararoseg.bsky.social) reposted
Feel like pure shit, just want Trump might be dead back
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Only twice!? The air is made of bullets in Chicago. Ask anyone south of I-80 who has never been there.
Mark Hertling (@markhertling.bsky.social) reposted
“…I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.” My latest in @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad it wasn't his neck.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Bigger than Taylor and Travis.
🦋🕊️🦋GinLy47 (@ginly47.bsky.social) reposted
Philadelphia’s District Attorney Larry Krasner has suggested an effective playbook— We should arrest rogue ICE agents at the state level, which would shield them from a presidential pardon. This is the kind of hardline approach we need from our Democratic leaders.
Andrew Flanagan (@af68.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
I am surprised he hasn't killed him himself. You saw what happened to the Pope, right?
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
I am in.
Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted
I’m really sick of the courts finding this administration broke the law in some unprecedented way, but they get to keep doing illegal things for a few months as a little treat. They’re defaulting to rewarding lawbreaking.
That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 (@gayguycandleco.bsky.social) reposted
Is there an attorney out there who wants to take up a class action lawsuit against the United States of America for giving military honors and a $5 million settlement to a traitor? Fuck Ashli Babbitt.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Gooooo blood clots!
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day. Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day. It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.
Cheeto Voodoo (@cheetovoodo.bsky.social) reposted
Choices, choices…
**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 (@themattwilkins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Also, you are operating from a false premise... That the GOP even WANTS to oppose him. They do not. He is their wet dream. He is their political cover to do all the things they have always wanted to do, but were afraid to say out loud.
Abbi Lichtenstein (@abbij1961.bsky.social) reposted
Texas voters, Texas removed 100k voters from the voter rolls. Please spread the word and check your registration and re-register if necessary. thehill.com/homenews/484...
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
REALLY!? That is actually a twist I did not see coming! I am sure they can see the outrage and Trump is telling them we are doing it to make him look bad. Man! We will never get out of this disinformation bubble.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social)
Meanwhile on Fox Fucking News. This is why America is how it is. Everyone in Illinois south of I-80 assumes the air is made of bullets here.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social)
MAGA has a tough call to make. Crime stats show crime is down in large Democrat run cities. This is a testament to the work done ny these police departments and local governments, even if there is still a long way to go on police accountability. Will MAGA back the blues efforts here?
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
My parents used to keep a small winter home near Ocala in Florida. Your average Florida resident has never even heard of that fucking book.
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
Florida banned The Diary of Anne Frank. Whoever signed off on that should have to eat every page of that book — one by one — and choke on the lesson they’re trying to erase. 📚🔥 #BannedBooks #AnneFrank
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no a stranger with a disguised privilege pic said I am fat. Well what will I do? NOTHING. You're a meaningless waste of meat.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool bitch except I tagged the asshole that said you were lying to prove him wrong on your behalf. You're welcome I guess. Join them in fucking off into the sun.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
GOOD. I hope they all go bankrupt. Fucks.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Im in. Do it.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
I did you stupid trick. Google is free and you can use it yourself. Now fuck off into space.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh girl. Tell me how I am a "fake liberal cunt" for proving you wrong again?
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
@numberjohnny5.bsky.social here bitch. www.opensecrets.org/industries/s...
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
And Trump as "the President."
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Did this actually convince ANYONE? I hope Joe Rogan is still wondering if Trump thinks people are babies? One child fucker bitch vs hundreds of victims? What the FUCK?
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Except he is using his fingers and stroking him like an upright base. They are both small dicked clowns.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
He is another @jaketapper.bsky.social - Just another selfish fucktard opportunist.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Guys, I am not trying to be an asshole, but Gavin used to be married to Kimberly Guilfoyle. Two things can be true at once. Gavin is a moderate and cares about Democracy.
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I’m a researcher and journalist running for Congress because we need leaders who understand the far-right and know how to fight back. If you want to know more about my campaign, you can go to katforillinois.com.
LEOM DAY 🌈 (@9town.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I'm a gay dude + lgbt content creator who gives back to allies + lgbt. Here is a channel; the grey section is all ally content youtube.com/@rainbowfunl...
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Came to say this.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social)
One day, I need to meet my hero: the man who screamed "Go fuck a couch JD Vance" #jdvance #couchfucker youtube.com/shorts/mrvZn...
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Why has the US revised to be parted the Rome Statute so it can be brought in front of the ICC? Probably because all of our Republican presidents are war criminals.
Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10.bsky.social) reposted
Some days, you feel like you want to disappear, but really, all you want is to be seen. If this is you today, I'm sending you lots of love and want you to know you are not alone.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Love this. Looks like dusk just after a good rain
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
YES
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
😀😀😀😅😅😅🤣🤣
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
All we need to see is Russian TV. That is what they are saying
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
No girl you got played and we all saw it.
GenXer-71 (@genxer-71.bsky.social) reposted
So, touching a police officer is UNACCEPTABLE, but touching children is just fine.. Got it. Everybody hates you, Pam. Even your justice department thinks you're an idiot. Tr*ump is a P€D0. Epstein Files.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
So the Trump deal is for Russia to permanently gain territory occupied during a war of conquest in exchange for a promise from Putin not to do it again?
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG hahaha thank you!
Blue Skies In Utah (@papabear333.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh how could he say "Russia Russia Russia hoax" and call Tulsi a liar in front of her face. Rubio is a bitch and doesn't care that he is being contradicted.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Correct. You can have them if you work hard enough and satisfy the shareholders.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
COVID was such a weird time. I was so scared and mad that people were dying, but also hopeful that the world had been reminded to be alive, to slow down, to go outside, to be a community. Nope. 80 million people decided to be selfish cunts and here we are.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
My old neighbor had a license plate (issued by the state of Illinois) that said "I MISS 44." I just looked and "JAIL 47" is still available.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
That's right. They traditionally identify as Christian youth pastors.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Get your dick out of your hand and go back to Truth Social.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Look at Putin leaning back when Obama closes the gap between them. If he were confident he would lean i to the convo.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah they do. It is "own the libs." It is the new brand of "Dying of whiteness." Plenty of MAGA voters are about to lose healthcare and won't be able to afford anything but its ok because they are investigating Hillary. Again.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
"....because I don't know them."
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Crime has decreased in all major cities but as people get more desperate from joblessness and rising prices, we will see an uptick and that is a fact. Crime will be up all over but more concentrated in cities, which is how Trump will justify it.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Cognitive dissonance.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Good one I guess.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
@moderation.bsky.app there are a ton of these bottish replies here
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi bot.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you just now becoming aware that the state of Texas gerrymandered the fuck out of itself way before right this second?
𝕃𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕦𝕞 (@americanmanifesto.news) reposted
We are still talking about it. And the pattern makes Trump guilty beyond a reasonable doubt: 25 of 28 accusations land squarely in his Epstein era. Chance of innocence? About 0.0057% Receipts 👇 americanmanifesto.news/p/trump-is-g...
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I dont want anything out of this. I want the US President to stop sucking Putin's dick.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
She is in COMMERCIALS airing in major networks. She is pathological.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the new Viet Nam except conservative parents want their young boys in this fight. When we convict those involved after 2026 and beyond in Nuremburg-esque trials, these mothers will be crying that the government forced their sons into involvement.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Add psych exam
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. I love the "you are stupid." That's the basis of *all* of the Trump and MAGA nonsense.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
👏
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social)
@govpritzker.illinois.gov is on Meet the Press this weekend with Lundsay Graham. Embarass his hick ass!
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted
Every day I’m inspired by the bravery of these courageous ICE agents.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep! That's why I said government and didnt specify because they are all warlords.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Just like the military, the US government is willing to sacrifice young men to violence in the name of patriotism.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly!
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
This picture should just be called "Summer"
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking YES
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
He told someone on CNBC yesterday that his approval with Republicans is "94-95%" He is in full blown dementia. open.spotify.com/episode/5q5K...
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
love this new york times clip. they recently did a story about how sesame street's set has changed over the years, along with our urban politics. IG nytimes
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, what are people in rural communities gonna do for work ehen their local hospital. The largest employer for hours around closes down. The. The businesses around it where people are lunch. It will be like Flint all over rural America. The fuck are people supposed to do then??
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG pepple aren't even embarrassed to say dumb shit anymore.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
She blocked me now so couldn't tell you. Some dumb bitch.
Laura (@47forprison.bsky.social) reply parent
WHYYYY