Dude! Thanks.
Dude! Thanks.
The cornerstone of democracy is a group of nearly anonymous, wealthy men who study arcane histories both ancient and new to determine why nothing good should ever happen.
I want to see Mel Brooks hatchet Bill Maher and Woody Allen into bite sized pieces.
There's a simple test. Put RFKJr in a room with 100 unlabeled kids. Have him sort the vaccinated from the unvaccinated based on vibes or whatever he's claiming, and see how he does. He should welcome this chance to prove he's right in a scientific way.
I am so happy with this pic. I feel like you can hear a list of side affects in the background.
Also decency.
I’m glad that Fred had the courage to come out as gay. But disappointed that he never came out as hot. Its like “dude, we can all see it. You’re only fooling yourself.”
I’ll Stan for Mikey Day. Being a career straight man is hard work and he handles it very well.
This made me so happy, I went to follow you and realized I already was.
I honestly don’t have the constitution for these fucking jokes anymore.
Of course it was a CEO
This might be, straight up, the funniest strip of the entire comic.
I feel like this might be a good movie to watch this weekend.
Like I’ll ever be around for their orgasm.
That sucks, man. I’m sorry to hear that. I’m usually the worst acquaintance in the group. So this is truly disturbing.
Studies show that nothing costs less than just giving unhoused people free housing and free money. “Oh but they’ll take advantage of the handouts…” We gave away $180 Billion to fucking ICE. Who fucking cares?
Hang in there.
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
Brando, its what babies want.
Normal campaign event.
Everyone on that secret jury is going to jail.
Would
Funny, cuz he is already in everything.
I took the week off due to the heat wave and I want to die.
IT DOESN’T IT DOESN’T DO THAT AT ALL IT REFRAMES PREVENTABLE DEATHS AS INEVITABLE AND VICTIMS AS WILLING MARTYRS WHO ARE ACTUALLY BETTER OFF DEAD NOW IT IS A DIABOLICAL THING TO SAY IF YOU ARE IN A POSITION TO STOP THIS SHIT AND REFUSING TO DO IT
Its what John Wayne would have done.
This is the only necessary response.
According to Shakespeare, it would take just one Christopher Marlowe. #elizabethanzing
Sublayer 1400?
If you’re white and your name is Christopher Columbus, there only a few lanes of style open to you. So I think he’s doing fine.
Ha!
If Trump is not in jail then no. There is no fucking way Sam is going to jail.
Current Gambit RULES and almost makes up for the unrelenting 90’s-ness of the Gambits of yore.
Jubilee Nightcrawler Gambit Wolverine Rogue The hardest was the bottom three because I did not like them as much pre-Krakoa but I love them now.
Cracker Barrel is now HBO Max
A human being would do time for this and that's exactly why they want AI unregulated because they knew this was going to happen. Now imagine you have Mechahitler telling your kid what to do, maybe it shows him how to build a pressure cooker bomb or where to download 3d printer files for gun parts
Cake making is a disaster of an art.
Why does this sound familiar?
Butlerian Jihad now.
We are literally looking to Trumps Hands to save us, since the opposition party isn’t doing shit.
I swear every cool stoner from the 90’s is determined to prove to is that weed actually turns you into an obnoxious dork.
Not even sure if I love Chappell Roan. But I love this.
Trump says "there is no inflation," which is a lie, while also claiming that gas prices are "way down" -- when they are going up and averaging roughly $3.20 a gallon -- and "we have groceries down." Food prices continue to rise, despite what Trump keeps telling the public.
Same!! I haven’t rocked to “Start Wearing Purple” in years!
Every spider in my house is safe. I even do catch and release for houseflies.
$7.5 for a ballpark Coors is amazing! They’re like $12 at T-Mobile
I got to interview him once. He really wasn’t the man you see on TV, or the personality that comes through in his writing. He was actually 1,000 times cooler than all of that and twice as kind.
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Thanks dude!
I just heard Marc Maron tell this joke
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Really? Can you post a link that shows how that works?
A man, near the White House, who describes himself as a "retired disabled combat veteran," after burning an American flag tells bystanders "I am being detained because I expressed my First Amendment rights."
The prolonged public torturing of a single man because the state cannot admit to its errors is not something that occurs in a free country
People are being disappeared and tortured. What are you guys doing here? Also hotdogs are stadium food. Tailgating is another menu all together. www.delish.com/cooking/menu...
Tho probably quite the handful after a couple tequilas…
This face. Loudmouth having a good time. Not trynna hurt no one.
This weekend’s salon I had the honor of welcoming author and activist Jenn Budd. She shared going from Border Patrol agent to immigrant rights activist. I know.The conversation was a reminder of the courage it takes to speak truth. Now is a better time than ever to read her book. Thank you Jenn.
Good kitty.
Looks like the Jan 6th dating app.
To be clear, I love it. But also, Jesus Christ, dude.
Jesus Christ, Dude. LOL
Queen Author?
Bravo on the pic. I can never make my food look this food online.
Walz is a good speaker, but the approach he's taking in this clip, with a few tweaks here and there, is available to pretty much any Democrat. This isn't the language of the party's left wing. It's just the simple rhetoric of an opposition party in a time of domestic crisis.
I am equally in love with the show, even though it seems to celebrate music that I don’t like. I’ve decided that the not-pleasing music is an artistic choice, and it makes me appreciate it more.
Good lord, they went after the NSFW Content record like it had burned down the family farm.
Glad you’re ok (or atleast better)
They believe they can seize control of our city. Washington, D.C., is currently experiencing a beautiful vibe and energy tonight. Free DC ✊
Note their framing of Christ as this invincible warrior. First and foremost for them Christ isn’t a healer of the sick in a country of people unnecessarily and unjustly denied healing from hospitals, not a shepherd of the meek when the most vulnerable people are thrown into concentration camps.
Worried about that too.
Countdown to them finding another way to blame trans people.
6 months ago, in the shadow of the night, Israeli soldiers took 16-year-old American Muhammad Zaher Ibrahim from his family. He’s been imprisoned ever since. He’s suffered from scabies & lost 25 pounds. Remember Sayfollah Musallet, the young American killed by settlers last month? They’re cousins.
Amazing that the hotdog doesn’t have 11 fingers.
OMG 35 minutes of hate. I love that there a moments when you can hear the narrator get tired of talking about Joe Rogan
LinkedIn strangled their messaging feature to extort job hunters trying to network. Fuck that. Do what you gotta do.
Hell yea
It's the number of the beast and the sixth Two Thangs painting was #popeye and #cthulu. #tenyearsoftwothangs
The need to be angry about Cracker Barrel and trans rights because them being angry about the environment, jobs or healthcare would be bad for the corporations that own the GOP.
Seconded, all of it
5. Multiple queer tags are completely unavailable, with no appeal. This was not done for tags for bigotry, nazis, TERFs, or racists, so queer content has been removed but bigoted content isnt.
In their defense, they truly believe that America was built by Crackers.
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Re Alt Text: That’s not marinara…
if the WWII poem aint your thing and you’re more of a visual learner… its this simple
Tech Bros will literally bribe a fascist with $10 Billion to avoid paying taxes to fix infrastructure and healthcare.
Super Not Socialism
Fucking A’ Beyonce. You wanna own country? Knock this softball out of the park.
The fact this isn’t a song yet makes me think Rebel Country is truly dead.
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The debate about the place of Environmental Justice as part of a sustainable future is really complicated and difficult. Not the type of thing to really address in a social media thread. We all agree that we prefer a future with an inhabitable ecosystem. Everything else should be discussed IRL.
