Plus, she cheats. It's easy to keep a straight face when all your facial muscles are paralyzed by botulinum toxin.
"You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."
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Plus, she cheats. It's easy to keep a straight face when all your facial muscles are paralyzed by botulinum toxin.
By my calculation, admittedly with the assistance of google's AI, the Astros have scored 41 runs while Brown was on the mound in his 27 starts. That's a 2.28 ERA. They turn every starter into Hunter Brown on his day on the bump.
"You mean he has sick skills?" "Nope."
Crooked Media out here like:
she trusted RFK bc they talk the same.
my favorite part is when they say "do not take [________] if you are allergic to [_________]
That OOPSY projection is 🔥
2 pounds of makeup on his face...can't spare an ounce for his decrepit old man hand.
otherwise those 3 assholes would be in cuffs.
Air and Space Museum is absolutely a celebration of American scientific and engineering greatness. JFC, this guy.
Howard Nutlick and Stock Descent
Just watched the highlight. Man, the Pirates booth is consistently the worst. Immediately said Heinemann "took offense". You can see Heinemann saying "I'm not even talking to you."
Same. Also me, strutting back to that same toilet a day later when it makes that noise again.
Cleveland like Mike Napoli in this role, too. (they employed all three of these gents in that role)
I heard it referred to as "cougar puberty" and I laugh every time I think of that.
In all seriousness, the Phillies statement is misleading. Thrombolysis = dissolve the clot Thrombectomy = remove the clot. Statement says both.
Phillies starter tomorrow is TPA.
wearing jeans to a pull-up, push-up challenge is the kind of preparation I want from my SecDef.
The Cleveland baseball team lost to the Red Sox on my birthday, 6-5 in the 10th when CLE reliever Milt Wilcox threw a pickoff attempt into center field & the BoSox runner scored. "The outcome was particularly disheartening for Cleveland because it had enjoyed a 5‐1 lead going into the ninth inning"
I mean, if the wall is 4 feet high...
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social This has to...
Importantly, Brandon Young ’s mom is a smoke show
He gonna bat from the right side too?
What a piece of shit.
brutal block in the back as he turned the corner.
wow
Michael Pollan said on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me "Human beings are the only animals that need to be told how to eat!" To which Paula Poundstone replied, "That's not true, I had to yell at my dog for drinking out of the toilet last night."
Is he *trying* to look like satan?
We apologize for the error, that photo is of actor Bob Odenkirk.
Of course not! She was wayyyyyy too old.
saw an article on here saying we should be putting sunscreen on our cats. I'm like "just spray it directly onto his tongue, cuz that's where it's all going to end up." Using that logic, put the medicine on his fupa or bum hole maybe?
this is a really good point, b/c Pedro did it when everything was juiced.
Spencer Jones' batting stance. I don't like it.
I don't care if you call it "medium", it's still a grande.
He promised XXL income
The problem with people googling their symptoms is only partly the answers. What I've seen in my practice is that the major problem is that people don't know how to interpret the answers. Then they arrive in my office not with questions, but with conclusions they've come up with on their own.
This would be pretty useful to him on the 2029 version of January 6th.
plus talent and skill and size and stuff
This is why I could never be a major leaguer. Look how Rojas just stands perfectly still in the batter's box, knowing Pages is stealing and that there's a throw about to be made. I'm so damn twitchy I'd be dancing all over the place and if the throw hit my bat it would look like it was my fault.
Just want to get this out there. When the shit hits the fan, for the record, it was Flavorade, not Kool Aid.
oh, man. He suffered from covid cardiomyopathy. Hopefully not related, this far out.
Only bad thing is he gets a chuckle b/c it's 4.20
...and if you do it right, you can leave it there and it'll be there the next day." Then they walked off stage and the lights came on.
Worst concert I've ever been to. Didn't play Run Around or Hook (which, by the way, is a 3 minute diddy written to insult the listener). Popper played a 15 minute harmonica solo. Everyone just sat down. He stopped and said, "Do you feel that? That's called a groove. [no one was experiencing groove]
He runs like the bases are too close together.
Did you know that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish?
I mean, I'm tuning in for Chase Burns v. Spencer Strider if it's played on a high school field.
MLB has an official beer of baseball *and* and an official "cerveza" of baseball.
Before Shohei was a thing.
Right. And franchises that make no profits increase 30x in value in 20 years.
love your use of what in Hawaiian is called a pewa.
and sunburning their nutsacks.
100%
Sunscreen on my cat? I might as well just spray it onto his tongue--that's where it's all going to end up, anyways.
I apologize for being rude.
If this guy could have been traded to Baltimore for John Means, would it be justified?
This is the difference between analysis and #analysis @frankstampfl.bsky.social
I will definitely buy you a beer when you finally come to Honolulu
Totally ignores swing changes Suarez made in the interim
Love this trade for the Rays. Who did they get?
“*you will not recognize their names*.”
Trey Gowdy plays drums?
It involves a strip club
Boy, do I have a wedding prank that included an objection from the best man which actually turned out to be a surprise birthday party for the best man story for you!
Sorry he looks like late stage Michael J Fox If Michael J Fox hated baseball
Future Darwin Award recipients for all we knew
Twins bullpen catcher to be dealt, sources say.
and kiss. but only if they want to. @megrowler.fangraphs.com
Ahhhh, paternity leave. So restful.
It was errors
So, they were willing to doctor them, but not to release them when Biden was president (and had both chambers)
Kyle Freeland is the new Patrick Corbin. So healthy.
(Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Always thought Cubbage looked just like this guy.
Everything in the fridge can go into a fried rice! So good.
He is Ty France's 90th percentile outcome. (100th?)
hooboy Eric Lauer out there pitching with an 80 grade cold sore on his lip.
They've wanted us to pay for it for 40 years.
Can she? Exonerate him? She can lie about it, but I suspect most of her claims will be easily proven false. Right?
MLB red-asses: Miles Mikolas Walker Buehler Tommy Pham Amir Garrett off the top of my head. Someone should do a draft
Snake bit --him in the foot and wrist.
omg I'm so pleasantly surprised, and so proud of Tito. Wow.
The message received and being sent around here is the opposite.
Now, don't tempt Martina to come out of retirement, cuz I don't put anything past that lady.
Pretty sure she could afford Obamacare.
@frankstampfl.bsky.social Hi Frank, was away from your pod for a few months, but listened again last night. My goodness, the gambling ads. I realize your employer is not exactly covering itself in glory these days, but this is ridiculous. (and irresponsible? See: Giolito, Lucas)
It's constantly being shoved into our ears and our eyes. At least that part could stop.
so worried about his legacy. He's going to leave us with a work stoppage and a gambling mess.
Sliders in the LH batters box x 4. Easy
Hear, hear!
using his pageants as a resource.
Trump calls on Powell to raise interest rates.
Raise? He wants Powell to lower interest rates. JFC this guy.
If I'm honest? Len Dykstra. sigh
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no such thing as a check swing. All check swings are checks. Only a full ass swing is a swing. Let's *swing* the pendulum back towards the hitters. (Also, fielders should have to memorize where they are supposed to stand for each hitter. No more laminated cards)
