Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
I see Sky's Transfer Deadline Day programme is occasionally interrupted with ads for a haven for donkeys and knackered horses. The jokes write themselves etc.
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I see Sky's Transfer Deadline Day programme is occasionally interrupted with ads for a haven for donkeys and knackered horses. The jokes write themselves etc.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Their squad is thinner than Palace's - there's no way they will match last season's performance. And Emery will combust by Christmas.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine his "devout Catholicism" is the kind espoused by Vance rather than that of Pope Leo or Francis.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Think it's going to take at least a season of consistently good home performances to stop it happening during the poor performances. Fans' expectations, and negative relationships with some players, are all over the place.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I can't excuse the half-time ones!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't like that booing has become our default reaction to playing poorly, but would add that the full-time boos were mostly aimed at the ref.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
If a pragmatic manager loses, do we blame his pragmatism?
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope celebrating their trophy with Trump was worth it.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree, but ref could still stick with his original decision - refs now just afraid to take responsibility.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
But fans don't really 'lap it up', as he says. We go to games because that's what fans do, but no one likes the new format, or the number of English clubs in it.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It is not just that these employees are risking being put on leave or even fired for standing up for science (see EPA/FEMA officials), they are standing in front of a workplace that was the subject of a terrorist attack a couple of weeks ago, by a man who believes what their boss believes.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I quite like him as an individual but he's got too many quirks to survive in the Premier League, especially at such a dysfunctional club.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
When he said "the players spoke really loud", I thought he meant he'd pretty much lost the dressing room.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Frank's actually acknowledged that a couple of times, referring to the 'strong mentality' and togetherness he'd found when he arrived.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha, I'd be the first one with the measuring tape and pointing fingers!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed, given the times BA have made me put my small bag in the hold while others have outsized cases. In fact, the only way it could be better is if they give passengers bonuses for dobbing in other passengers!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
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Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I sympathise as this happens to me every Christmas: leave it too late to buy the exciting gifts, then panic and buy a bunch of random last-minute stuff that no one really wants.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's to blame for the transfer window mess?
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Great writing on a great film.
Pete Fraser (@petefrasermusic.bsky.social) reposted
BRITAIN BRACED FOR HUGE WAVE OF SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY DEMONSTRATIONS THIS WEEKEND - ARMED FORCES INSTRUCTED TO PREPARE FOR DEPLOYMENT
back to saying I’m Jesse (@killgoldfish.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
sometimes i read your posts and until the end i'm not sure if the names you're dropping are unfamiliar to me because i haven't read enough philosophy or socialist theory, or because they're European football players
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Mind you, I pinched it too!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
This was also the unchallenged, context-free wording on the BBC 5Live news headlines this morning. Hard to believe what I was hearing.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
With commentators saying, "well at least he cares." But do we use metres in football now? That's got to be worth a yellow card.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
How can you be 5-1 down at home and none of your players got angry enough to get a yellow card? Game's gone.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i remember when jd vance blamed the haitian immigrants to springfield for rising home prices. well, the prices will come down, because a mass departure of haitian workers will crash the local economy.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably even darker than when he said this three weeks ago.
Neil Tester (@neiltester.bsky.social) reposted
Today’s Epping judgement seems a decent reason to share this recent Healthwatch Hertfordshire report that paints a stark picture of what it’s really like to live in an asylum hotel. www.healthwatchhertfordshire.co.uk/news/2025-07...
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still excited about Paulo Dybala's upcoming debut.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Radio 4's The World Tonight yesterday spent at least five minutes on the suit, how many times Zelensky said thank you, the 'mood music' etc. The BBC's continued normalisation of Trump is beyond disappointing.
Robert Downen (@robertdownen.bsky.social) reposted
WILD situation in Texas right now: The House Speaker has required Dems, who just returned from their out-of-state quorum break, to have police escorts once they leave the chamber. One Dem is refusing to leave the House floor with escort, and GOP leaders have blocked press access to the chamber.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh god, now you've mentioned it, I can't unhear it.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I liked Tim when he covered us, but I wondered what on earth he meant by that. It's not as if Ange just told the players to run around a bit. But I feel the Ange Narrative is now sadly and lazily embedded in most parts of the media.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a great podcast. Think the key word in their video is 'empathy' as I feel they really try to understand what players/managers (and fans!) go through, instead of just piling on them.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
This is a lovely video and such a great podcast. Full of empathy and humour, free of smirk and cynicism.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Really looking forward to this! Is there a new Stadio bounce?
Linda Norgrove Foundation (@lindafoundation.bsky.social) reposted
"I hope there comes a day in Afghanistan when women can do whatever they want." It's a year since we helped bring 19 female Afghan medical students to Scotland to continue their studies. Omulbanin Sultani reflects on her life before and since then: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, the chaotic nature of it made for some entertainment, but more often now the low quality seems so at odds with the money spent (and charged).
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
All that money spent by both clubs for such a terrible game, and Maguire up front.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
There's something about the way our left backs react to Lamela.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, totally agree, though it does seem as if the major shows want/need a 'name' first, and hope the rest eventually follows.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
It's easy to overlook that new pundits, just like new players, can take time to develop. Don't know if Rooney will improve, but eg Shearer is better and more relaxed than in his early punditry days.
Jeff Abbott (@palabrasdeabajo.bsky.social) reposted
As someone who has learned from and reported on families who had loved ones disappeared in Guatemala, Chile, and Uruguay, I can say that countries rarely fully recover from the trauma and harm of disappearances. At the same time I have no idea how to report on this happening here in the US right now
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Most irritating part of new season punditry is always a variation of, "Last season, Team X would've thrown away/comfortably won that game".
The Kyiv Independent (@kyivindependent.com) reposted
Sickening. Shameful. And in the end, useless. Those were the words that came to mind when we watched the Alaska Summit unfold.
steve the skeptic (@policyskeptic.bsky.social) reposted
AI derangement syndrome is real. The government have set a challenge for AI: prevent crime. www.gov.uk/government/n... But the substance looks like a credulous insertion of "AI" into basic police work...
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Every newsletter editor's worst nightmare. Wonder what their 'open' rates were.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Tbh we'd all be surprised if there was a bit of decent investment!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks too cheerful for his own good.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Sat back too much without enough players who can hold the ball up further forward.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Narratives being rewritten in real time.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Sean Dyche is available.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations to you both - and both of you still looking great!
Atul Gawande (@agawande.bsky.social) reposted
#freedc I returned from the wedding of our daughter to find the city where I have lived for the last 3 years in the midst of a military takeover. The military policing Americans. This is happening. It is a danger for everyone in our country. Now is the moment to turn out in protest.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Can honestly say, Warra trophy!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
How the heck am I expected to survive this twin catastrophe?
Colin Millar (@colinmillar.bsky.social) reposted
Your annual reminder that the FA were required to rename the Charity Shield to the Community Shield in 2002 after the Charity Commission found the minimum transparency requirements in funding charities were not being met.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm going to the gym despite some injuries (fully COYS, me). I'll spend time in gym wondering what I'm doing there when it's so sunny outside!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I've lived through too many resets, not sure I can cope with any more.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I know! I felt bad just typing it. Maybe I'm just having an existential crisis, which would actually be easier to cope with.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Must say I've never felt so downbeat going into a season, especially considering the recent joy. For the first time, I feel we have no chance of 'competing'.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi Matt, maybe if you advised gov uk to post here - where a lot of their citizens are - that might make a difference.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Love to see a creepy AI smile when telling us a death sentence has been upheld.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't worry, you can rely on Spurs to bid too low and then give up!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
He's already made two pointed comments - we haven't competed on multiple fronts for a long time, and our transfer processes need to be streamlined. Goodness knows what he'll be saying by January.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't want to cry some more...and yet I want to cry some more.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I wouldn't blame Frank at all. Think the problem is managers getting too many mixed messages from above and, as you say, constant change of managers.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly think that so long as our managers know they're only likely to be in the job for a couple of years, they're not going to be focused on integrating academy players.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone once said, failure to replace one world class goalscorer may be regarded as a misfortune; failure to replace two looks like carelessness.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely stuff. Shame we never adopted that song for him.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Love his "next slide, please" in the midst of all this. Sure we've all been there, trying to get through a presentation when our audience has lost interest.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Great tribute for a great player and person, thanks. Don't know what's going to be harder to replace - his on-pitch or off-pitch qualities.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats and good luck!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Always an amazing event to attend. Great to see super-competitiveness combined with solidarity and empathy. "It's the taking part that counts" has a whole other meaning when every participant has had a life-saving transplant.
Michael Caley (@michaelcaley.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
exactly one player in the xG era attempted over 1000 shots and had a better scoring record against xG than Messi Son Heung-Min the greatest to ever kick the ball real hard at the goal
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
"Let's say I'm a legend now." youtu.be/E6HzXXv7Q-w?...
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if it is the right time for the club? I imagine he did so much behind the scenes as captain and senior player that won't be easily replaced.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Apart from how much he'll be missed on and off the pitch, how long is it since Spurs will have been without a proper star or face of the club?
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Ah, this is lovely. As if it's not enough to be Thameslink's oldest employee, Richard Thompson writes a song about you, too. 21st Century Folk: Richard Thompson - Siggy's Song: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0lrrh74
Martin Cloake (@martincloake.bsky.social) reposted
Something from me, @katlaw.bsky.social and @anthoulla1.bsky.social on @tottenhamhotspur.com ‘s latest ticketing misstep. We can still get it put right, though. thefightingcock.co.uk/2025/08/is-t...
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
I helped run a gov dept twitter account in 'the old days', and it was a positive comms tool, especially when we had to get out credible, important messages. Hard to see the point of govt still being on there - and thankful it's no longer my job.
Linda Norgrove Foundation (@lindafoundation.bsky.social) reposted
* The mother and baby clinic that has expanded its services with funding from the Foundation. * Personal updates from Afghan medical students in Scotland. * Details of projects you have helped fund this year. Read more in our latest newsletter: lindanorgrovefoundation.org/about-us/new...
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
And shame that Starmer is unlikely to push back on it.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Good grief. And why limit it to 'parents'?
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
A key role in any team!
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Minor claim to adjacent fame is that I played for the same club as Linda Curl - Lowestoft Ladies - but never made it beyond the reserves.
Janine Gibson (@janinegibson.ft.com) reposted
BREAKING: COUNTRY NOT BROKEN
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
"Ave Maria, gee it's good to see ya.." youtu.be/pvhYqeGp_Do?...
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Signing just a one-year extension to a two-year contract definitely raises more questions than it answers.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social)
Well it makes a change from the average obit.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone told Jay that Spurs were among the top scorers from corners last season?
Tom Davies (@tomdaviese17.bsky.social) reposted
Bonmati's goal last night was so similar to Jamie Donley's for Orient against Shrewsbury in January, I can only assume she's been watching it on a loop or was actually at the game
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
Lord Beaverbrook is the one that makes me laugh - ghosting in out of nowhere at the far post.
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know about that - that's madness!
Josh Spero (@joshspero.ft.com) reposted
Essential, horrifying reading on.ft.com/4m0enBH
Annelise Jespersen (@abysstalks.bsky.social) reply parent
What, they won a European trophy?