I can't keep getting away with it
"Real moron. Dumb motherfucker." -everyone who's met me
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I can't keep getting away with it
❤️ Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Italians are the ones finally doing it
I thought about putting this on a shirt but I'm really bad at predicting what people will like
I remember when Gwen Snyder wouldn't stop tweeting about Chapo but she seems cool now and dishes about Twitter punditry I guess for lack of a better term
People would be mad I didn't do it sooner if I talked about it
Is Will a pundit? Does Will have a job?
A matter of $50. Kinda
I'm whistleblower angry. I don't want to work here so I don't care if they go out of business because of crimes
Could be a fan. Her only one
Coworker out here carrying a wastebasket of ice water
Ham on Rye, Factotum and Post Office form a trilogy about a man determined not to get a job
I only want to work when I'm at work so I'll think "I could be home doing printmaking" but if I was home I'd just be in bed enjoying not working
The shit I'm on
It's great. In Atlanta you can have 3-4 of them in a one mile radius. I'm walking distance from one at home and work
I've never been to New York but I live in the home of Waffle House and this tracks with what I've seen in movies The number of Waffle Houses here is unbelievable
I hope it's a plot on the show he's making with Rob Schneider and Prager U or whatever
lol
Kinda
This place needs drafts. Sometimes you gotta ruminate on whether or not the dick is the nose of the crotch
It was designed to appeal to the average American so it's often wrong to make us feel better
It's no coincidence that falling birth rates have coincided with falling rates of people listening to the song Night Moves by Bob Seger
8 likes is a banger when you’re just a lil guy
Incredible youtu.be/TYdC1uwO4UI?...
Misogynist
Someone selling her Amway?
Just hear the phrase "silicon valley of death metal" and it will haunt me for life
Posadist-blueskyism
Buying one day of sling and pretending I'm in a hotel
Anarcho blueskyism or Marxist blueskyism
Pretty weird since you don't know where I work
Nightswimming
Cassie Jaye made a documentary about doing this to herself
Camping out at Follett for the midnight drop of the DSM-VI
The largest category of people who should not be driving is people who are afraid while piloting a steel death box. Fear only carries you so far as a motivator
It's a presidential oreo of dementia
Do you seriously think America's mayor would lie like that?
I stand in front of cars for work and I would consider a shockingly small number of people in control of their vehicle
What's in that mug, lady?
There's a dang Josip Broz Cheetoh in the White House!
12-step Really got my ass
He has a point but I'm sure unappealing to him is being mean to him and to me it's an inability of people here to understand jokes
So many careers could have been derailed if historical figures were born in the age of posting. What rabbit hole would a 15 year old Nixon in 2014 fall down?
Electronics should have wood grain again. Imagine that stupid obelisk Xbox with a tasteful walnut accent
If you weren't doing it someone else would
New Twitter discourse: exercise is eugenics
I guess you could say I read theory
Can an expert explain why the president has 18 fingers?
Is this "the juice?"
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
Soup season. Keep your spooky skeleton out of the soup!
real psycho behavior if you tune in to these
As they should
Boomers just do that when the emoji shows up in the prediction.
Fuck you, Billy Madison. Dumbass.
Putting this guy on furlough since Snoop wants to be the maga rapper
Sticking it to the wait staff making $2.12/hr
how i walk
Someone who understands that this is a great Christmas present should give me $200
happy labor day
Pez made a gun for kids to shoot themselves in the mouth with candy but someone eventually realized that's bad
Understandable
Thank us by staying home
I would help each and every domestic violence victim I see along the road
Happy Labor Day Weekend folks
Healthcare
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
It's awesome how you used to have to put in a concerted effort at blocking to get to this level of ad
Ridiculous
So used to it being on the list no one pays attention anymore
Attack and dethrone God
I am also much alive
basically whats happening is FOXDIE is killing them all at the same time
The defibrillator is part of his disgusting sex life
Sure he's an asshole but not Clinton level
There's a wide variety of search terms that will bring up the suicide helpline but Gemini is there to tell you exactly how it's done
Bibi, bring em home
Here's one from a different album youtu.be/gCV-YMD6oXA?...
Neko Case, Fox Confessor Brings the Flood
Obtaining Mr. Freeze powers but just becoming Mr. Thermostat and keeping the world a comfortable 72 degrees
Found robocop on antenna TV. About to find out how it's edited
The hellperdude
I, Gary
Not to brag but I own this
You can do anything through the hole in the sheet youtu.be/qRNlxBuB9jM?...
doing important research
Officer I just started melting out of nowhere. It happens sometimes
Sitcom called America's Mayor where his penis keeps coming out and causing misunderstandings
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
