Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Alligator Alcatraz closes in less than 60 days this cost $200 million. Guys the waste and fraud is coming from inside the White House.
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Alligator Alcatraz closes in less than 60 days this cost $200 million. Guys the waste and fraud is coming from inside the White House.
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Marriage is a wonderful thing until this weirdo comes in and starts making it all about his Dom/sub and breeding kinks.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
What a fucking pussy. I'm convinced the reason why bigots don't want to have this convos with kids is because there's no way to present their POV to them without seeming like the bad guy. thehill.com/homenews/lgb...
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Gone forever and nothing of value was lost.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
When Enron was in charge of the California power grid and the results were so bad California jailed the CEO and we fired the governor. In Texas they just keep reelecting the same governor.
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This is like when Enron was in charge of the California grid in the early 2000s and we had rolling blackouts all the time because they would intentionally get power plants to just stop working for several hours a day so they could hike up prices.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't do Trumpism without Trump because it's literally just obedience to Trump.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Larboard is left because it starts with an L. It's also called port because the ship left port.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Suletta and Miorine must have had the weirdest wedding ever. The father of the bride and the mother of the groom both tried to kill everyone. The best man is the bride's ex. The maid of honor is a keychain.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
If throwing sandwiches is a felony and an act of terrorism then we should just shoot them. Why low ball if the punishment for any dissent is the same?
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
California is both the world's fourth strongest economy and also has the highest unemployment rate in the US is a wonderful example of how the rich hoard resources and destroy jobs
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
In the world there are four types of countries. Rich countries that plundered poor countries. Rich countries that traded with the plunderers. Poor countries that got plundered. And Russia which is a poor nation due to skill issues.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
AI art defenders be like
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks to George Bush 2 the US doesn't recognize the ICC so we're under no obligation to arrest either Putin or Netanyahu.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
We're bringing back infulgences
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Vivian Madrano felt she didn't get enough hate from the weirdest people on the Internet so Spindlehorse is adapting Homestuck.
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RFK Jr. recommends Radithor to give your bones a healthy glow
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
The verdict: guilty. The punishment: be president again.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Luz keeps underestimating how much she's loved
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy who says that he wanted to be a dictator does dictator stuff. Can we stop being like whoa, is this a joke? It's not. They're serious.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
This is every year
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Putin has transformed Ukraine from a country into a machine that turns Russians into corpses.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
I'm not mad at Sydney Sweeny I'm mad at American Apparel.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to dismiss the words but this guy would kill 20,000 people.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
That's how they breed them in Texas
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Luz: It's eggs. Why was it eggs? Why is this memory all eggs? Amity: Yeah that one's hard to explain.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Given the way Republicans keep behaving I don't think you can teach them to read because they can't learn.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah Democrats drew a district that turns two Democratic seats into one expert play there.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
This is an extremely nerdy way of saying "shoot guys and they die". It's amazing how many skills and feats you need in a shooter RPG to be able to do the thing kids playing with guns do on accident all the time.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Luz: I can't wait to see everyone again. Camilla: Luz you saw them last week.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
No you're not stop enjoying life and get back to your desk.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Rumi is a contralto who normally sings soprano except in What It Sounds Like where she's in her natural octave the whole time. Therefore the lyric "My voice without the lies/this is what it sounds like" is completely literal.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
But how can I feel strong without my five dozen short boom boom sticks?
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Luz: King no. Us weirdos have to stick together remember? King: Not this time Luz. Thank you for being my big sister.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's go! Or as BlitzΓΈ would say "Okay ass-wipes let's fucking go!"
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when the head of said Institution tells Naota that Haruka's interest in The Pirate King is she's in love with him but in reality she wants to eat him and gain his power?
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Replace graphic novels with comic books and Reddit post with famous child psychologist and this is why the comic book industry was nearly outlawed in 1950's
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
ChatGPT therapy is so harmful you guys play it safe and pop ten benadryl and get cryptic hints of doom from the Hat Man like a normal person.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
When people in game development delay something by a month it's to make sure what they have is good for release. They're not jamming in as many features from a list that exists only in your head at the last second.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Three guys escaped Alcatraz
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Classic bi dilemma. A bilemma if you will.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
He wasn't murdered like we didn't see the murder being recorded on camera for eight minutes.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
As soon as he started this highly performative Christianity my first thought was: "Okay what did he do?"
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey America Dr. Oz here with the latest medical scam: cooking your own food is bad. Grocery stores put vaccines in everything. Replace all meals with Factor. Factor is ready made microwave meals delivered to your door. Use the product code: OZ at checkout to save 10%
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
A mountain of dead children is his goal.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Biden got the drone strike president reputation because his was the most transparent administration ever. Under Trump you're not allowed to know how many strikes he's ordered.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
We could pay for all of these things, without affecting the regular person, if we reversed all the Reagan, Bush, and Trump tax cuts on billionaires and corporations.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
How can rich people have all the wealth in the universe if they have to pay taxes?
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Trump's ear doesn't have a big ragged hole in it therefore he, notorious coward and incompetent, planned a fake assassination with real bullets. Apparently this makes sense and I'm an idiot for questioning it.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's the thing he was never hit by the bullet. He was cut by the pressure wave from a very real bullet that very really killed a different person. Like literally what's the argument here: if it was staged how did that guy in the background crowd die?
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like the first volunteer to my Torturarriun.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
We raise men wrong and this is the consequence.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
So what a fake gun was fired and a volunteer firefighter spontaneously died for no reason at the same time? Also have you considered reconstructive surgery. Maybe the big bandage wasn't from the injury but from the work done because he's vain and image obsessed.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Kevin Spacey is calling for releasing the list because we all know he's not on it.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Propaganda I'm not falling for: Fallout 4 was a good game just a bad RPG. No, it's just a bad game.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
My Muslim OC isn't a witch and fights Serbians. She's a Bosnian during the Yugoslavian breakup.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't divide the left just leave them alone with each other and they'll do it to themselves.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Possibly Fermi paradox solution: space is big.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
These fucks would vote for Elon Musk.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
This administration is the single greatest heist in history
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
But Trump's locked on to this 50 million figure not because he wants to fight crime (he has never done this he is crime) but because they, the GOP, always wanted an ethnic cleansing.
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Superheroes are not inherently fascist because by default superheroes are defenders of the status quo. Villains usually introduce some negative change to the world and the heroes stop them. But superheroes can change the world.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
They're always going to lose the culture war because they don't produce any culture.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Here is where I keep the right-wing family I snub oh wait I don't have any
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Another live service game when live and then closed in three months. How will regulation kill this genre when it's killing itself on its own.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's go Poutine. I want politics to stop being insane.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah like Utah
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
You... you fucking seeing this shit?
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Moreso than what I've gotten in this thread. There was never an investigation and then I check that out and yes there was. Matthew used military grade encryption and that turns out to be Signal. Yes I believe the FBI if the alternative is easily disproved lies.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Being a fascist deserves a brickin' at least
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
And doesn't know what the difference between an ovum andan egg
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait holy shit. Does he think ovum, or egg cells, are like microscopic chicken eggs with shells? Fox News talking heads are idiots.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
The US was calling itself land of the free while still owning slaves. ICE is the latest iteration of slave catchers. We've always been like this.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Those Senators be like "Thanks that's the vibe we've been going for."
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump be editing Jeff out of photos like Stalin editing out all the people he executed.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Man became enslaved to the thinking machines and the men who created them. - Frank Herbert
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
I lost because I was honest about my awful policies no one wanted.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Blue states are more economically productive than red states and that includes agriculture. ICE has national jurisdiction so everyone everywhere is affected by them. This is a call for a general strike it should affect California we have more farmers than Idaho.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
"A farm strike will make food more expensive" if you're poor enough to be affected financially by a strike, join the strike. The same people who want to send migrants to death camps also took away your food stamps and Medicare.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Why California? Because it will work here. You going on strike in Kansas which produces most of the corn we sell to Mexico, or California where the food everyone eats here is grown? I'm a Californian and I support this strike.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Migrants are already in danger what do they have to lose by standing up?
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Trying to explain to my wife that Kpop Demon Hunters didn't make me a fan of Kpop it made me a fan of Hunter/X and even then I'm not a fan of their music I'm a fan of the story.
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You also can't negotiate with a lunatic who makes things more expensive for himself for no benefit and then declares victory and then begs you for everything to go back to the way it was before he fucked himself in the ass.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
If ICE are legitimate law enforcement why do they cover their faces, why don't they have badges, why are they complaining about being doxx'd? thinking emoticon
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Trump is going to go on a human rights violation tear across the country because we called him TACO.
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It never got that bad, she only one a day. Caffeine helped her focus which now that there's actual meds for it she doesn't drink energy drinks as much anymore.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
Superman isn't an immigrant. He's a refugee.
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Possibly but not with Elon Musk at the helm because he's too stupid for the subtly this requires hence why Grok is now just calling itself MechaHitler.
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It was always a disadvantage
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social)
How long until it's illegal to unsubscribe?
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
No he doesn't. He thinks he can do whatever he wants and he's incapable of learning. It's going to LA all over again.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
He's vacationing a lot these days
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
This document won't stop me because I can't read.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll denaturalize Mohmadi and send ICE in to deport him to Alligator Auschwitz.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Like everything else he does. He wasn't bullshitting when he said he'd be a dictator. Now he's created a system where anyone can be unpersoned and kidnapped at any time.
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Trump wanted to abuse executive power to kill congestion pricing. New York's own slumlord opposes it, that tells you everything.
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Which is a problem because voters resonate with people.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife has ADHD and she was self medicating with energy drinks to get through the day until she was prescribed Vyvanse.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
If you can take caffeine and then a nap, maybe talk to your doctor about that.
Adrian Burt π¨π¦ πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ (@adrianburt.bsky.social) reply parent
You can have an ASD and ADHD they aren't exclusive.