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agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably Infected. That is too bad.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

It was turned in to a live album me and a few friends are clearly audible between a few songs.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social)

Came for the beer, but there's a wrestling match happening.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes - but if you could post Tomorrow’s score today, that would be helpful.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Ride? Hell, I am driving the bus.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Hobo with a Shotgun was way better than it should have been.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

If you liked the taste of Elmer’s glue as a kid and always wanted an adult-sized serving, I have a recommendation.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes - after Blade Runner I really that he was going to be a much bigger star.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Smart

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

I have never heard of Greek-lemon potatoes, but now I want them.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Prolife at it’s finest.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

The same officers who pull over Black individuals for minor issues like a cracked turn signal — and sometimes end up using deadly force — are not going to be issuing tickets because it isn’t legally enforceable? Did I get that right?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes same guys - it’s not that hard. Bike might be going too fast - write a ticket.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

What were you expecting? Most of them are dead.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Only been going on since the 70’s

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, it’s not that complicated. the cops see someone break the law, they issue a ticket. It’s not magic, it is their job. If they aren’t issuing tickets, they aren’t doing their job.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does that matter? The algorithm is probably get speed of e-bike - if greater than arbitrary value issue ticket.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like an epic party planned.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

You are going to need a bigger bribe.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Aren’t all world records unbroken?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Bully yes, but I will judge you if you listen to Kenny G.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, but it kind of depends on the bike and the context — you're not hitting 83kph on a loaded cargo bike or a brakeless fixie in city traffic.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

A reading comprehension expert and pro cyclist—wow, thanks for the enlightenment. What’s next, magic?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

If the title counts, no one cares about the fine print.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

*Some terms and conditions may apply

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry should fire his GM

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you familiar with the Therac-25?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s not kink shame. Based on the original video it looks like Ravens are in to water sports.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

His only good decision was to hire Jimmie Johnson.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

What a nice little collection.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess she should send her resume to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social)

This is hard work, but someone has to do it.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social)

I always love putting Soy Suace on my Beef Burrito.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Radar Gun or LiDAR would probably tell you the speed.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Radar gun and motorcycle cops.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

I love the look of classic Siamese cats.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social)

4.25 gallons of my finest scante (Tangerine Wit)

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

If Jay Leno can tell Monica Lewinsky jokes for years, we should be able to get 5 weeks out of this.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Hilarious.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

That is pretty good, especially if he was wearing a mascot costume.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

You picked a good one.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Colorado should be included. Make Ft. Collin’s the next Point Roberts.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

These all some like reasonable conditions….

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

So did some of the motorcycles.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

They never stopped, just the battlefield changed.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

That almost looks like a painting.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably didn’t put “relocate the Colts back to Baltimore.” In his will.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep - Go Sox.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

I like where this going, but how about ‘Merican?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Already in midseason form

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Cut my finger with a bagel guillotine Ripped my ear off after it was caught in a fence Torn ACL Honda rider education center

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Colonization

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget the sharpie.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this - drink it on the regular.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

You are missing hockey season, so shouldn’t there be 12 seasons?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

What about rakes for the forest?

Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted

Spent too much time on this

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Good choice- Pizza port makes great stuff.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

I have seen this before: youtu.be/7LNOAUXijVI?...

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Are the Eagles playing In Sheffield next weekend?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

This and the Devil is going to have a way better soundtrack. Lawrence Welk vs Lemmy isn’t much of a competition.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

“Cops are the kids who used to beat you up in high school and now they are getting paid for it.” -Doug Stanhope

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

You give her too much credit. More like a lot lizard.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

They are both HOF players, but it depends on what you mean by greatest hitter. Gwynn & Williams were not too shabby.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

They make some mighty fine beer.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Lords of Flatbush? Not 100% sure

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Wild Turkey doesn’t just come in a shot glass?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

My cat would disagree - he thinks he is a god, or at least be worshipped.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

The blood of Christ.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why I like German glassware. There is a line on the glass, which marks the volume.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Great idea, let me expand on this idea: We need the pope of Montreal. Ice Cider & Sortilège for the blood of Christ Smoked Meats, Montreal Bagels & Poutine and the body.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

This might bring me to church.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Drinking Old Style, blessin’ da Bears, rockin’ a Payton 34 under the robe, and holdin’ a Chicago dog like it’s holy.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social)

Drinking Old Style, blessin’ da Bears, rockin’ a Payton 34 under the robe, and holdin’ a Chicago dog like it’s holy.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Also a good one. Want

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Even better if you ride a motorcycle, you feel less like a drowned rat.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

They don’t make vasectomies like they used to.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Please understand the Frustration. Atheists don’t go door to door in the name of “Non Belief”

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

I am going to double down on travel insurance this year.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

I gave it another shot. Might still be some bugs to work out.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

The history lessons are also interesting - I had no idea that electric eels were used to improve beer clarity.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t see the problem

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Forgot about this - great bit

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

This could be Stormy Daniel’s next video.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social)

It isn’t all about the mint juleps on Derby Day… sometimes you ditch the mint for malt.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Coffee stout on a hand pump, where do I sign up?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately accurate. About 1/3 of people vote Blue, 1/3 vote Red 1/3 don’t vote. *Of voting eligible citizens.

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted

tired: “live laugh love” inspired:

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Underrated comment

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Old joke Why did Australia get the Criminals? They had first choice.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you mean “Karen mean time”, where everything runs on Karen’s schedule?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

No my language but Finnish “pilkunnussija” Grammer Nazi But more like “Comma F-cker”

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Followed by uber Boss sendmail.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

How did you do on the rm -rf / level?

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Cats drink at bars all the time, just ask Gravy.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Blue Missouri already exists - See January & February.

agenericbody.bsky.social (@agenericbody.bsky.social) reply parent

Cooked or raw?

twist (@pvdork.bsky.social) reposted