When we declared war on terrorism it was only a matter of time before abstract concepts started fighting back.
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When we declared war on terrorism it was only a matter of time before abstract concepts started fighting back.
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Results so stunningly clear they inspired this classic xkcd (xkcd.com/2400/):
He won the empathy competition, trouncing the empathy of even the next most empathetic person. Itβs ironic to see even empathy couched in narcissism
I actually am in favor of renaming the DoD as the Department of War. Now change HHS to the Department of Death and Human Suffering, Homeland Security to Homeland Insanity, DoT to the Department of Cars Only, and the DoL to the Department of Capital.
Heβs providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
Marco Rubio sold his soul for just a little bit more power.
If you get a year for burning it, what do you get for hitting it with a golf ball? Follow up question: what if itβs a basketball instead?
The worst part is skinny jeans that used to fit you, but now donβt, and you canβt afford to buy new pants that do fit.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
βLetβs not confuse the issue with factsβ
And now he is incapable of following orders. Pathetic.
As if the thug ford government taking over something would result in less corruption Ford government threatens to take control of real estate watchdog as realtors call for answers www.cp24.com/politics/que...
I feel like if theyβre even a little bit superstitious once he came out dressed in that priest collar theyβd already have one foot out the door
I aspire to this level of self defense
Self defense is incompatible with tough-guy posturing. I like jiu jitsu because I can control a situation while doing as little damage to the other person as possible, sometimes none at all.
Has anyone drawn the comparison between Trump and the president in Harrison Bergeron yet? youtu.be/m5cQFB3aZcc?...
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
I canβt wait to see them arresting 8 year old girls for making a hopscotch π€¦ββοΈ
The Republican Congress is going to try to rewrite the history of RFK Jr.βs confirmation as HHS Secretary. βWe didnβt knowβ βNobody told usβ βHe promised he wouldnβtβ¦β This thread will be about the warnings from thousands of scientists and HCW who loudly and publicly opposed his confirmation.
Approval of Mark Carney increases to 68%
The more I think about it the more it strikes me how petulant this guyβs estimation of other peoplesβ βgratitudeβ is
All political careers are going to die eventually
Didnβt it turn out that he didnβt actually whistle at anyone?
Vance is so unpopular in NYC this is effectively an endorsement
Check out the series on Netflix too, itβs also quite eye opening
Because the heart is widely known to be where the mind resides?
Narrator: George Michael had decided he no longer wanted to bang his cousin, and decided to take the stair car to Canada.
I've had a few conversations with lawyers where they tell me xyz and then caveat it "assuming the law matters at all". Not a great caveat!
Tough guy bluster is incompatible with self defense.
His very own banana republic
The main one is orange
Ask not what your sandwich can do for you, ask what you can do for your sandwich.
I would watch both
Wait, was his relationship with the chat bot or was he talking about the relationship with a person to the chat bot. Those are two different sitcom premises.
Six months ago. My timing was admittedly a bit off.
You should have someone on who has suffered the famine, for both sides of the issue
I think he meant mitichlorian, and he thinks Star Wars is real and he can see peopleβs force energy or something
Weβre being governed by monsters. Just absolute monsters.
And yet itβs antisemitic to criticize Israel
I would do this myself just for the peace of mind knowing the water is safe to swim in
In a functional government, this would be a five alarm fire where Congress calls in Kennedy and asks him what the fuck is going on
Difference is in more equatorial climates you can drop down to a couple thousand feet and circle until it thaws.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
We have to start using a hashtag #CrackerBarrelMan
I love the old man on the Cracker Barrel logo. He's the lawyer who sued Trump and his father for housing discrimination.
I read this like five times and I still canβt work out whatβs happening
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldnβt write it
I love the old man on the Cracker Barrel logo. He's a WWII vet who listens to BeyoncΓ© and hates Trump.
With an onion tied to my belt (which was the style at the time)
I used to listen to the radio on the trolley!
Apparently theyβre not
Totally stuff the business can do without. Makes perfect sense to cut them all then.
So each corporate person is responsible for 3 stores? That already have a manager on site? And actual workers doing actual work? Seems like a light workload.
No offense, but only if we have extra. Sorry.
national geographic but with muppets: thread
Why are there a thousand corporate jobs for a grocery store?
I seriously doubt the prices will change, most likely the T symbols come off the the prices stay the same.
Just an absolutely insane pair of sentences.
Joe Rogan is why we canβt have nice things
I donβt think I understand what blockchain is, but at least itβs not my job to know.
Americans spreading democracy
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The pudding knew.
Hitler lost a negotiation with a Luger
and they called it⦠puppy love.
Scotland's a Nation of immigrants, those that came making Scotland their home have enriched society with their presence, generation by generation. That is why the quest for Scottish Self Determination is encompassing and internationalist in ethos. Its not Scottish nationalism it's internationalism
open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...
Thousands upon thousands of healthcare workers and scientists were very clear in our warnings of what would happen if RFK Jr. was confirmed as HHS Secretary. Republicans ignored us. Now he is planning to pull all COVID19 vaccines off the market, and Republicans will cheer as the vulnerable die.
Iβve heard military law experts advise, if you are given an illegal command as a soldier, do not blindly obey. Call your attorney. Obeying an illegal command can result in a court martial.
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago: "If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
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Heβs an old man, why are they trying to spin this? Nobody thinks heβs in perfect health.
Tack on to it that heβs never been to Uganda, and doesnβt have Ugandan citizenship, and theyβre basically making him stateless (which is a war crime)
Land of the free, home of the brave?
I want to go to there.
Last man who did this much damage on purpose was Stalin
Hey military, National Guard, Federal law enforcement officers, & community police! First they came for your oath. Then they came for your honor. Is this what you were born for? Is this going to be your legacy?
Thereβs also one where Al Gore won
How is this the best your country can do for a leader?
Serious question: how can a person be deported to a country heβs never been to in his life? I thought you could only be deported to the country of your citizenship
RFK Jr. likes to wax nostalgic about how βhealthyβ America was in the 1960βs. He bases this on one datapoint, the prevalence of obesity. But letβs dip our toes into reality. In 1965: -42% of American adults smoked; itβs 11% now. -The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; itβs 5.6/1000 now
Might be the exact same people
It was only a matter of time
The person who said Epstein did nothing inappropriate just said Trump was equal to Epstein in appropriateness.
And what a zit?! The most perfect zit! Nobody ever saw zits like this in the history of the world, but we made AMERIca great AgAIN as a personal favour to clearisil
Keep speaking liquid truth and you might end up president
Jessica Rabbit
Fucked up little guy puns everything for no reason was my life until grade 11. Iβm 6β now. Still punning everything.
lol, I thought this was a bad movie trailer
Iβm so dumb I thought you were talking about Star Wars
Reposted, but took a screenshot because retweets being 69 is the grossest thing ever
If youβre a convicted felon and your character witness is your dear old friend, the convicted child sex trafficker and enabler of your other dear old friend, the most notorious raper of children in modern history, youβre definitely a total piece of shit.
If thereβs anything Iβve learned, itβs that the US is not worth visiting.
Par for the Mississippi course
He signs off all these messages like a collection agent because thatβs who he has had the most dealings with
In their defense, she is black, soβ¦