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Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes.bsky.social

Languages trains trans sf liberal law geek she/her

created June 13, 2023

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Profile picture Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 (@awkward.gay) reposted

I'm proud of our flag as a patriotic symbol of our nation, like lots of people I've proudly got one up at home.

2/9/2025, 8:33:51 AM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you stop using AI please? Its indifference to facts and devastating environmental footprint make it something people who care about evidence and the environment should totally avoid.

2/9/2025, 8:59:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck to the both of them

2/9/2025, 8:57:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 (@awkward.gay) reposted

Katsu & Kitkat are not happy about being taken for their bottom surgery (They're finally being neutered)

Katsu, a manx cat, sitting inside a large red plastic crate with a black metal cage door. He's looking slightly down Kitkat, a manx cat, laying in a canvas pet crate with a mesh side panel he's looking out
2/9/2025, 8:20:42 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I own a trans pride flag, a Europe flag, and a few Palestinian flags.

2/9/2025, 8:14:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re great. So ner.

2/9/2025, 8:00:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fiona Robertson (@fionaswriting.bsky.social) reposted

Furry Happy Monsters - I saw this on late night TV while drifting in and out of pain-coloured sleep and thought I'd hallucinated it for a decade until YouTube was invented. youtu.be/J9G1FhQUnSo?...

2/9/2025, 1:19:50 AM | 42 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

1/9/2025, 6:08:11 PM | 6959 1908 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

Find the River, from Automatic for the People, though honestly most of that album. Reminds me so much of my university years.

1/9/2025, 11:10:32 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Words applicable to so much these days. Keir Starmer? I’d rather have bees!

1/9/2025, 9:26:26 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kathryn (@shermarama.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

For ways to find patterns, The Foldline is an indie pattern aggregator shop, good for browsing: thefoldline.com And for reviews / project logs, Patternreview.com is old-school and Threadloop.app is modern / indie stuff - useful to see what pattern users liked.

1/9/2025, 9:26:18 PM | 7 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 (@davidgerard.co.uk) reposted

the big 4 sewing pattern brands are being sold off for parts. if you want patterns, get them *now*. (if you're secretly a zillionaire who likes sewing patterns, call the liquidator immediately with your chequebook) craftindustryalliance.org/parent-compa...

1/9/2025, 3:02:34 PM | 544 400 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Words applicable to so much these days. Keir Starmer? I’d rather have bees!

1/9/2025, 9:26:26 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Hit me with your skeevy ableist memes about drinking white Zinfandel

1/9/2025, 8:09:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

I’d completely forgotten I ordered this! That’s my next read sorted, then.

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1/9/2025, 6:49:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

Transgender as a word is as old as me. (Well, older, as it takes a while for lexicographers to notice anything.) I do not claim credit for string cheese.

1/9/2025, 6:30:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture may (@maysuser.name) reposted

voting for a political party who openly wants to strip away your rights is self-harm

1/9/2025, 4:11:46 PM | 301 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦇🤘 The Right Dishonourable Jennie says 🦀TRANS RIGHTS NOW🦀 🔶️🏳️‍🌈 (@rigg.lgbt) reposted

Starmer encouraging the racists. Sex Matters TERF appointed at number 10. Yvette Cooper turning the thumbscrews on immigration. I knew they'd be horrific. I knew. But I didn't know they'd be this relentlessly horrific every fucking day.

1/9/2025, 2:33:49 PM | 70 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! Especially proud of this given how ropey my mental health has been this year. (If it ever got significantly better I’d be either unstoppable or insufferable!)

1/9/2025, 3:39:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Eeeeee thank youuuu 🫠

1/9/2025, 3:37:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

Another distinction in a law module. Anyone might think I’m good at this stuff or something.

Screenshot of a web page. It shows the module result for W240 Business and employment law and that I got a Distinction and overall mark of 89%
1/9/2025, 3:23:49 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

This is satire, right? Tell me this is satire?

1/9/2025, 2:10:28 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lance Parkin (@lanceparkin.bsky.social) reposted

Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.

1/9/2025, 1:39:38 PM | 695 268 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

I don’t hope they get prison time because don’t believe in imprisonment as punishment. But community service repainting roundabouts would be appropriate.

1/9/2025, 1:38:25 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Alexandra Lanes decided not to apply after reading negative reviews by notorious critic Alexandra Lanes, it has been alleged.

1/9/2025, 1:33:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

If I had a pound for every cyclist on the Internet complaining about perennial pain I’d have a small number of pounds.

1/9/2025, 11:41:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Hardy perineal.

1/9/2025, 11:38:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Come on, they’ve not yet had a conference to decide their policies on loose cannons, face spouting, and getting one over people they don’t like.

1/9/2025, 11:37:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Off-peck return.

1/9/2025, 11:12:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture P J Harvey (@tigerears.bsky.social) reposted

the only minority this government cares about is nazis

1/9/2025, 9:38:57 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cab Davidson (@gnomeicide.bsky.social) reposted

Folk putting flags up know its what the racists do and they know its going to be seen as intimidatory. Knowing that this is the case, why else would they be doing it @mrjamesob.bsky.social? You can't put a St. George cross up without knowing that's what you're doing.

1/9/2025, 9:24:25 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture UnicornsRockUK (@unicornsrockuk.bsky.social) reposted

This image of Europe vs post BREXIT UK works on so many levels.

Professionally painted EU circle of stars on a mini roundabout in the netherlands Half-assed, wobbly red lines painted onto a faded and broken white circle of a painted mini-roundabout in the UK.
31/8/2025, 9:18:52 PM | 54 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Even though I already knew all of this to be good and true, it was still a surprise just how quickly that page loaded.

1/9/2025, 9:06:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zoe Gardner (@zoejardiniere.bsky.social) reposted

I wouldn’t have thought many Labour MPs came into politics to strip the rights of torture survivors to be reunited with the spouses & children. They need to take a long hard look in the mirror & ask whether Starmer, Cooper & Reeves are really the leadership their careers should be remembered with.

1/9/2025, 7:43:46 AM | 2157 663 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

See it, say it, SHUT IT!

1/9/2025, 8:46:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

How much luck do you get if birds eat it?

1/9/2025, 6:34:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The only real discourse is init system discourse. I realise this is Linux discourse discourse. I’m mostly sorry.

1/9/2025, 12:00:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sophie Molly (@sophiemolly.co.uk) reposted

I was right about Your Party. Disgusting transphobia!

Adnan Hussain MP 'They're not biologically women, hence trans-women.'
31/8/2025, 7:48:04 PM | 222 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The best one I saw wanted to see Scotland in a day. I think there’s just a complete failure of scale.

31/8/2025, 11:45:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🫜🌷🌶️ Caitlin Spice 🌶️🌷🫜 (@catespice.bsky.social) reposted

Pretty ice on the car this morning ❄️

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31/8/2025, 11:29:45 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Games might be the hardest bit there tbh.

31/8/2025, 11:31:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a lot that people assume is easy about Windows just because they've already spent years learning it.

31/8/2025, 11:30:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Do they have lots of complex things they need to be compatible with or is it just things like Word documents, web browsers, yadda? If the latter, a Linux distro will do just fine and probably these days be less frustrating than Windows 11.

31/8/2025, 11:28:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@katymontgomerie.com) reposted

Hello non-American cis lesbians! Would you consider travelling to the USA right now for a convention? Would you feel safe with the visa process and border control given all of what's happening? Do I know anyone who has been recently? One of my friends is deliberating and would like your thoughts

31/8/2025, 8:38:51 PM | 196 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

If they can recognise a venlafaxine from the capsules, yeah. It’s something I talk freely about as it’s neither a secret, nor something to hide or be ashamed of. I’ve been on one sort of antidepressant or other for thirty years.

31/8/2025, 8:42:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Bother. Oh well, it's probably based in the states anyway so goodness knows what laws apply.

31/8/2025, 7:28:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gabby HC has another book out (@scriblit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

ALL THE CHATTY CORVIDS WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM

31/8/2025, 7:16:05 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gabby HC has another book out (@scriblit.bsky.social) reposted

NE VER MORE MORE MORE Says the raven in my room By my door door door It's symbolic of my gloom Of my loss, of my grief I was in love but bae dropped dead Now this bird's words are brief It just repeats one word I dread (Usually 'I misread this as' replies are an anathema to me but Guy gets a pass)

31/8/2025, 4:47:37 PM | 118 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Strategic Abby Reserve (@popeguilty.bsky.social) reposted

A tweet from @LeahBSassy that shows a screenshot of an iOS text exchange. One person says
29/3/2024, 8:52:15 PM | 87 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Dunno if your site allows you to set this, but at least in the UK prices should be advertised including VAT. (From this you may infer I have ordered some of your fine wares ☺️)

31/8/2025, 7:13:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 (@awkward.gay) reposted

Them: "are you a man or a woman?" Me: "I'm me" Them: "but, what's in your pants?" Me:

31/8/2025, 6:58:50 PM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roz Kaveney (@rozkaveney.bsky.social) reposted

Bridget Phillipson wants to 'reform' the ECHR and specifically the right to private and family life. This is what Starmer's war on refugees and trans people has come to. Labour MPs need to get rid of him and the rest of his crypto-fash crew. #noconfidenceinStarmer

31/8/2025, 3:25:09 PM | 131 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Woldry (he/him) 🌈 (@woldry.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

* Some of my earliest writings used other tenses: "She's misling us," "What if we misle him?" etc. I still mourn the loss of this verb. #WriteSky

31/8/2025, 11:46:48 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Extinct flightless bird (@flightless.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

May i offer you the verb “to infrare”? It’s something they do with light. (Me, saying the 2-syllable word “infrared” in science class.)

31/8/2025, 11:56:40 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

It wouldn’t be equitable to require him to actually know stuff? 😉

31/8/2025, 3:39:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely prefer the Kraft though I suspect the ice blue might look better IRL than it does in the photo

31/8/2025, 2:46:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Noooo! You’re twisting my words 😥😉

31/8/2025, 12:19:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The radio had someone talking about “Corbyn’s new outfit” and I couldn’t help but wonder what that should be. Suggestions?

31/8/2025, 12:17:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

It is FUNNY but it is also PAINFUL

31/8/2025, 12:15:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

HOLLY 😱

31/8/2025, 12:07:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Baleen (@hollybaleen.bsky.social) reposted

I heard that the best type of coffin is one that tries to fight you. Remains undefeated.

31/8/2025, 10:58:25 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

My one brown, the Dominant Industries Autumn Forest, is particularly joyful. And the bottle is cute too.

A glass bottle containing dark ink. It is shaped somewhat like a lightbulb but the bottom is actually solid glass for a cm or so before the contents are seen. A label, broken between the black plastic cap and the bottle, reads Dominant Industries Autumn Forest and has some Hangul text above it reading 가을숲 which appears to mean Autumn Forest in Korean.
31/8/2025, 12:05:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

This is all in English sf, of course. I wonder what non-English sf has done.

31/8/2025, 12:00:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The demonyms page of that site has also: earthan, earther, earthian, earthite, earthling, earthman, earthsider, terranian, terrene, terrestrial, and terrestrian. Terran is honestly better than all of those. Especially terrene which should be a sort of pâté.

31/8/2025, 11:58:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Dunno. Some authors have called earth Tellus (a poetic Latin word for earth) and inhabitants by analogy Tellurians. Trek goes for “Earth” and “humans”. Fascinatingly the sf dictionary has an 1828 citation for tellurian. sfdictionary.com/view/120/tel...

31/8/2025, 11:50:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, though I really need to teach my ink buying impulse that there are other colours than red, green, and purple! Not that I mind as such but there is a joy gap between “buy shiny new ink” and “wait, I bought another reddish purple”

31/8/2025, 11:39:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure my MP would really appreciate a handwritten snotogram in a variety of sparkly colours!

31/8/2025, 11:37:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

Inks assemble!

On a wooden table, a collection of ink bottles. From left to right they are waterman black, Dominant Industries Autumn Forest, Vinta Sea and Sky, Platinum Blue Black, Waterman Harmonious Green, Diamine Shimmer Purple Pazzazz, Hayabusa 53, Diamine Shimmer Golden Ivy, Platinum Mixable Silky Purple, Diamine Red Dragon
31/8/2025, 11:25:22 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Mithridatism! Building up resistance for when your enemies try to poison you with potatoes!

31/8/2025, 11:12:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

…and how they make you regret it? 😏

31/8/2025, 10:34:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Shocked, shocked I tell you, that there is hypocrisy in that establishment.

31/8/2025, 10:17:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry; it wasn’t supposed to be a link. Space is next to . on this iPhone keyboard and if you make a DNS name bsky turns it into a link behind your back.

31/8/2025, 10:16:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture j4 (@jaffa.bsky.social) reposted

A long time ago (or so it feels now) in a lockdown not very far away, I learned all the words to "It's the end of the world as we know it" so that @slamdunc.bsky.social & I could do this for a Bastard English zoom session: youtu.be/YywNUqbJF5s?...

31/8/2025, 9:03:10 AM | 6 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Farnham (@andyfar1.bsky.social) reposted

He's terrible on every level. Worse than I ever imagined possible.

30/8/2025, 8:21:21 PM | 40 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Much better to regret stuff you did than stuff you didn’t.

31/8/2025, 9:50:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Potatoes are still poisonous. We just have bred them to decrease the levels of solanine and other toxins in them so they’re mostly safe as long as you don’t eat them when green or sprouting.

31/8/2025, 9:35:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

Minesweeper without micro transactions can be found at www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/pu... The author is a well off man in a tech company but he’s a friend so please don’t tell him to fuck off.

31/8/2025, 9:27:22 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vikki Slade MP (@vikkislademp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I spotted this graphic which I think makes it clear. I discussed my concern with the Director General at an event in Parliament and i expect this petition will reach the threshold for debate in Parliament

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31/8/2025, 9:13:48 AM | 17 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Resistance is futile! You will be dopamined and serotonined and noradrenalined. (Medication of Borg seeks copywriter)

31/8/2025, 9:18:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I first heard of medlars when @loreandordure.com made bletted medlar jam.

31/8/2025, 9:07:54 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

My pills resemble resistors.

 On a wooden table sits a pinkish capsule pill. It has red stripes on it like a resistor.
31/8/2025, 8:59:38 AM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

That surprises me, as in general signage here doesn’t cite its authority; it’s automatically effective if placed legally under the Road Traffic Acts. (It was notable to me in Portugal that signs there explicitly mention the decree-law they are enforcing.)

31/8/2025, 8:52:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty girls both! Love the floral dress especially. It’s very “such a nice girl, would you like a scone”

31/8/2025, 8:45:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dag (@davidallengreen.bsky.social) reposted

Ultimately it matters not if your constitution is written or unwritten or codified or uncodified… …once those in power do not recognise political or legal rules higher than their own personal or partisan advantage it is constitutional ‘game over’. Constitutions need constitutionalism, most of all.

5/2/2025, 7:10:47 AM | 2138 604 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Very nice and shiny!

30/8/2025, 10:00:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

30/8/2025, 9:54:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

@annaroseshadow.bsky.social as the person closest to the target market for robotic banana delivery, what do you reckon?

30/8/2025, 9:37:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Integer numbers of girlfriends only.

30/8/2025, 9:13:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

1 girlfriend is the base case, so 2 is necessary to prove the inductive step. After that you’re good to infinity girlfriends.

30/8/2025, 9:13:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kathryn Salamander (@transsalamander.bsky.social) reposted

I don't want to dive head first into conspiratorial thinking here but using a video from 2 months ago as proof he isn't dead is almost comically transparent. Like the choices are either Something's Happened or for some reason they want us to believe Something's Happened

30/8/2025, 8:54:24 PM | 121 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m still more than a bit proud of having completed Curses.

30/8/2025, 9:05:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww 😭

30/8/2025, 7:35:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Gf who’s a weeble.

30/8/2025, 7:25:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

“exploit the AI to steal vibe-coders’ crypto” is a perfect summation of our modern tech environment, well done all around

30/8/2025, 5:38:31 PM | 910 223 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

The centrists cannot hold!

30/8/2025, 4:47:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

When was the first use of the word “vworp” to describe the TARDIS dematerialisation sound?

30/8/2025, 4:33:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)

Can you mute links to particular websites on here? Words in URLs seem not to be considered in muted words.

30/8/2025, 3:07:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

For the best comparison make it a hotel where they don’t change the sheets or clean the rooms and the bar and restaurant are closed.

30/8/2025, 1:04:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent

Awwwww

30/8/2025, 1:03:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan W Enslow (@ryanwenslow.bsky.social) reposted

Me, looking at timestamp: This seems like a long time to get to the joke Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing

30/8/2025, 7:46:35 AM | 528 182 | View on Bluesky | view