Ellie Dawn 🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 (@awkward.gay) reposted
I'm proud of our flag as a patriotic symbol of our nation, like lots of people I've proudly got one up at home.
Languages trains trans sf liberal law geek she/her
794 followers 656 following 4,162 posts
view profile on Bluesky Ellie Dawn 🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 (@awkward.gay) reposted
I'm proud of our flag as a patriotic symbol of our nation, like lots of people I've proudly got one up at home.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you stop using AI please? Its indifference to facts and devastating environmental footprint make it something people who care about evidence and the environment should totally avoid.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck to the both of them
Ellie Dawn 🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 (@awkward.gay) reposted
Katsu & Kitkat are not happy about being taken for their bottom surgery (They're finally being neutered)
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I own a trans pride flag, a Europe flag, and a few Palestinian flags.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re great. So ner.
Fiona Robertson (@fionaswriting.bsky.social) reposted
Furry Happy Monsters - I saw this on late night TV while drifting in and out of pain-coloured sleep and thought I'd hallucinated it for a decade until YouTube was invented. youtu.be/J9G1FhQUnSo?...
minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
Find the River, from Automatic for the People, though honestly most of that album. Reminds me so much of my university years.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Words applicable to so much these days. Keir Starmer? I’d rather have bees!
Kathryn (@shermarama.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
For ways to find patterns, The Foldline is an indie pattern aggregator shop, good for browsing: thefoldline.com And for reviews / project logs, Patternreview.com is old-school and Threadloop.app is modern / indie stuff - useful to see what pattern users liked.
your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 (@davidgerard.co.uk) reposted
the big 4 sewing pattern brands are being sold off for parts. if you want patterns, get them *now*. (if you're secretly a zillionaire who likes sewing patterns, call the liquidator immediately with your chequebook) craftindustryalliance.org/parent-compa...
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Words applicable to so much these days. Keir Starmer? I’d rather have bees!
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Hit me with your skeevy ableist memes about drinking white Zinfandel
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
I’d completely forgotten I ordered this! That’s my next read sorted, then.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
Transgender as a word is as old as me. (Well, older, as it takes a while for lexicographers to notice anything.) I do not claim credit for string cheese.
may (@maysuser.name) reposted
voting for a political party who openly wants to strip away your rights is self-harm
🦇🤘 The Right Dishonourable Jennie says 🦀TRANS RIGHTS NOW🦀 🔶️🏳️🌈 (@rigg.lgbt) reposted
Starmer encouraging the racists. Sex Matters TERF appointed at number 10. Yvette Cooper turning the thumbscrews on immigration. I knew they'd be horrific. I knew. But I didn't know they'd be this relentlessly horrific every fucking day.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! Especially proud of this given how ropey my mental health has been this year. (If it ever got significantly better I’d be either unstoppable or insufferable!)
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Eeeeee thank youuuu 🫠
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
Another distinction in a law module. Anyone might think I’m good at this stuff or something.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
This is satire, right? Tell me this is satire?
Lance Parkin (@lanceparkin.bsky.social) reposted
Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
I don’t hope they get prison time because don’t believe in imprisonment as punishment. But community service repainting roundabouts would be appropriate.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Alexandra Lanes decided not to apply after reading negative reviews by notorious critic Alexandra Lanes, it has been alleged.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
If I had a pound for every cyclist on the Internet complaining about perennial pain I’d have a small number of pounds.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Hardy perineal.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on, they’ve not yet had a conference to decide their policies on loose cannons, face spouting, and getting one over people they don’t like.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Off-peck return.
P J Harvey (@tigerears.bsky.social) reposted
the only minority this government cares about is nazis
Cab Davidson (@gnomeicide.bsky.social) reposted
Folk putting flags up know its what the racists do and they know its going to be seen as intimidatory. Knowing that this is the case, why else would they be doing it @mrjamesob.bsky.social? You can't put a St. George cross up without knowing that's what you're doing.
UnicornsRockUK (@unicornsrockuk.bsky.social) reposted
This image of Europe vs post BREXIT UK works on so many levels.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Even though I already knew all of this to be good and true, it was still a surprise just how quickly that page loaded.
Zoe Gardner (@zoejardiniere.bsky.social) reposted
I wouldn’t have thought many Labour MPs came into politics to strip the rights of torture survivors to be reunited with the spouses & children. They need to take a long hard look in the mirror & ask whether Starmer, Cooper & Reeves are really the leadership their careers should be remembered with.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
See it, say it, SHUT IT!
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
How much luck do you get if birds eat it?
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The only real discourse is init system discourse. I realise this is Linux discourse discourse. I’m mostly sorry.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The best one I saw wanted to see Scotland in a day. I think there’s just a complete failure of scale.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Games might be the hardest bit there tbh.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a lot that people assume is easy about Windows just because they've already spent years learning it.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they have lots of complex things they need to be compatible with or is it just things like Word documents, web browsers, yadda? If the latter, a Linux distro will do just fine and probably these days be less frustrating than Windows 11.
Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@katymontgomerie.com) reposted
Hello non-American cis lesbians! Would you consider travelling to the USA right now for a convention? Would you feel safe with the visa process and border control given all of what's happening? Do I know anyone who has been recently? One of my friends is deliberating and would like your thoughts
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
If they can recognise a venlafaxine from the capsules, yeah. It’s something I talk freely about as it’s neither a secret, nor something to hide or be ashamed of. I’ve been on one sort of antidepressant or other for thirty years.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Bother. Oh well, it's probably based in the states anyway so goodness knows what laws apply.
Gabby HC has another book out (@scriblit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
ALL THE CHATTY CORVIDS WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM
Gabby HC has another book out (@scriblit.bsky.social) reposted
NE VER MORE MORE MORE Says the raven in my room By my door door door It's symbolic of my gloom Of my loss, of my grief I was in love but bae dropped dead Now this bird's words are brief It just repeats one word I dread (Usually 'I misread this as' replies are an anathema to me but Guy gets a pass)
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Dunno if your site allows you to set this, but at least in the UK prices should be advertised including VAT. (From this you may infer I have ordered some of your fine wares ☺️)
Ellie Dawn 🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 (@awkward.gay) reposted
Them: "are you a man or a woman?" Me: "I'm me" Them: "but, what's in your pants?" Me:
Roz Kaveney (@rozkaveney.bsky.social) reposted
Bridget Phillipson wants to 'reform' the ECHR and specifically the right to private and family life. This is what Starmer's war on refugees and trans people has come to. Labour MPs need to get rid of him and the rest of his crypto-fash crew. #noconfidenceinStarmer
Eric Woldry (he/him) 🌈 (@woldry.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
* Some of my earliest writings used other tenses: "She's misling us," "What if we misle him?" etc. I still mourn the loss of this verb. #WriteSky
Extinct flightless bird (@flightless.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
May i offer you the verb “to infrare”? It’s something they do with light. (Me, saying the 2-syllable word “infrared” in science class.)
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
It wouldn’t be equitable to require him to actually know stuff? 😉
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely prefer the Kraft though I suspect the ice blue might look better IRL than it does in the photo
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Noooo! You’re twisting my words 😥😉
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The radio had someone talking about “Corbyn’s new outfit” and I couldn’t help but wonder what that should be. Suggestions?
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
It is FUNNY but it is also PAINFUL
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
HOLLY 😱
Holly Baleen (@hollybaleen.bsky.social) reposted
I heard that the best type of coffin is one that tries to fight you. Remains undefeated.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
My one brown, the Dominant Industries Autumn Forest, is particularly joyful. And the bottle is cute too.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
This is all in English sf, of course. I wonder what non-English sf has done.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The demonyms page of that site has also: earthan, earther, earthian, earthite, earthling, earthman, earthsider, terranian, terrene, terrestrial, and terrestrian. Terran is honestly better than all of those. Especially terrene which should be a sort of pâté.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Dunno. Some authors have called earth Tellus (a poetic Latin word for earth) and inhabitants by analogy Tellurians. Trek goes for “Earth” and “humans”. Fascinatingly the sf dictionary has an 1828 citation for tellurian. sfdictionary.com/view/120/tel...
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, though I really need to teach my ink buying impulse that there are other colours than red, green, and purple! Not that I mind as such but there is a joy gap between “buy shiny new ink” and “wait, I bought another reddish purple”
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure my MP would really appreciate a handwritten snotogram in a variety of sparkly colours!
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Mithridatism! Building up resistance for when your enemies try to poison you with potatoes!
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
…and how they make you regret it? 😏
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Shocked, shocked I tell you, that there is hypocrisy in that establishment.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry; it wasn’t supposed to be a link. Space is next to . on this iPhone keyboard and if you make a DNS name bsky turns it into a link behind your back.
j4 (@jaffa.bsky.social) reposted
A long time ago (or so it feels now) in a lockdown not very far away, I learned all the words to "It's the end of the world as we know it" so that @slamdunc.bsky.social & I could do this for a Bastard English zoom session: youtu.be/YywNUqbJF5s?...
Andy Farnham (@andyfar1.bsky.social) reposted
He's terrible on every level. Worse than I ever imagined possible.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Much better to regret stuff you did than stuff you didn’t.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Potatoes are still poisonous. We just have bred them to decrease the levels of solanine and other toxins in them so they’re mostly safe as long as you don’t eat them when green or sprouting.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
Minesweeper without micro transactions can be found at www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/pu... The author is a well off man in a tech company but he’s a friend so please don’t tell him to fuck off.
Vikki Slade MP (@vikkislademp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I spotted this graphic which I think makes it clear. I discussed my concern with the Director General at an event in Parliament and i expect this petition will reach the threshold for debate in Parliament
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Resistance is futile! You will be dopamined and serotonined and noradrenalined. (Medication of Borg seeks copywriter)
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I first heard of medlars when @loreandordure.com made bletted medlar jam.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
That surprises me, as in general signage here doesn’t cite its authority; it’s automatically effective if placed legally under the Road Traffic Acts. (It was notable to me in Portugal that signs there explicitly mention the decree-law they are enforcing.)
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty girls both! Love the floral dress especially. It’s very “such a nice girl, would you like a scone”
dag (@davidallengreen.bsky.social) reposted
Ultimately it matters not if your constitution is written or unwritten or codified or uncodified… …once those in power do not recognise political or legal rules higher than their own personal or partisan advantage it is constitutional ‘game over’. Constitutions need constitutionalism, most of all.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Very nice and shiny!
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
@annaroseshadow.bsky.social as the person closest to the target market for robotic banana delivery, what do you reckon?
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Integer numbers of girlfriends only.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
1 girlfriend is the base case, so 2 is necessary to prove the inductive step. After that you’re good to infinity girlfriends.
Kathryn Salamander (@transsalamander.bsky.social) reposted
I don't want to dive head first into conspiratorial thinking here but using a video from 2 months ago as proof he isn't dead is almost comically transparent. Like the choices are either Something's Happened or for some reason they want us to believe Something's Happened
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m still more than a bit proud of having completed Curses.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Awww 😭
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Gf who’s a weeble.
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
“exploit the AI to steal vibe-coders’ crypto” is a perfect summation of our modern tech environment, well done all around
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
The centrists cannot hold!
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
When was the first use of the word “vworp” to describe the TARDIS dematerialisation sound?
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social)
Can you mute links to particular websites on here? Words in URLs seem not to be considered in muted words.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
For the best comparison make it a hotel where they don’t change the sheets or clean the rooms and the bar and restaurant are closed.
Alexandra Lanes (@ajlanes.bsky.social) reply parent
Awwwww
Ryan W Enslow (@ryanwenslow.bsky.social) reposted
Me, looking at timestamp: This seems like a long time to get to the joke Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing