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That’s because you haven’t got your hands on the cash yet…💷🥂🍾
Recently retired construction and infrastructure professional. A Tory/right wing loather, an EU rejoiner, who loves the NHS, travel, beer, wine, art, pubs, great architecture and 70’s rock. I like a good laugh too! Did I mention I liked wine….
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That’s because you haven’t got your hands on the cash yet…💷🥂🍾
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Are those pointed at a nudist beach…?
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
That plan needs some refinement, I’ll admit😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d give you a kick , that would get the ball moving….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve got eagle eyes, I spotted you straight away😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
You’d get smothered to death by a cooing Dawn, run while there’s still time……
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
😂👏 Prepare for a bollocking from Dawn….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a gift😬
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that you, third from the left? 😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
😂👍
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
No
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s not news to anyone here👍
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s me told….😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see who wears the trousers at yours😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Cat litter tray……
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that their fag packet, top middle?
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🤣🤣🤣
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, you know the recipe then? 😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
You’ll be queuing outside of the post office on Thursdays, then……😬
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly!
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
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Utterly shameless😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
In the evening? What sort of monster are you…?
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re a terrible influence and I hope you’re proud of what you have done. Answer: Yes😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Lost your wig?
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, get a job in fucking Tesco then….
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👍
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Go on, you know you want to….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you sure that’s not a care home?😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Here we go😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
You’ve never apologised to me,….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Pedant😂 that’s practically plant based…
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, sawdust, blood and entrails👍
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Any good mate?
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🤣🤣🤣
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🤣👍
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Already? Get your line wrapped around a hydrofoil….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Shove a standard lamp up Farage👍🏼
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Cat on a Hot Tinnitus Roof?
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
The Richmond Alcoholic Club, absolutely!
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I get thrown of out my AA meeting….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Good point and safe sailing BP👍🏼
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ve all heard that one before😂
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😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
A friend of mine used to drink with Ted. He was awful😬
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s very perceptive and spooky, hic…..
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Ho Di hl….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, thank you very much, kind lady🥰
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Why on earth did you think that?…..😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Free drink, where’s mine? 😂🍷
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Bastard…
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Well yes, I didn’t expect you fuckers to actually read what I post…..
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m getting fed up with the mischaracterisation, slanderous accusations and general nonsense I’m getting on here. I’m right put out….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Oi ! Get thee to fuck…..
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
The bar at the Es Baluard Museu d'Art is lovely for a sundowner over looking your marina. It’s in the building to the left of the Torrent! cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, back to Gosport is it…..
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
What ports are planning to sail to?
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
A lovely picture, have a great anniversary, Steve😊
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 patronising git👍🏼
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Or a hacksaw….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re underrated IMO.
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😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I doubt you’ll get those stiff sheets in the machine….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly this Tarqs, I’d be pleased if the visit is cancelled for ill health. I’d be ecstatic if it because the fucker’s dead👍🏼
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Well put JD. Thank you.👍🏼
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a good way of looking at it👍🏼
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Kercle!
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. I really don’t know how that dynamic works, in truth. We don’t often see the friend.
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I never really like talking about this outside very close family. Perhaps, we need some support.
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
We always a few months from unemployment, I’m afraid.
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not even that Kercle, it’s flat out denial. He has also get a lovely autistic friend , so it’s not stigma. It feels more like a daft blokeish thing as JD said.
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
The Bank of Mum & Dad, are there for bailouts and he’ll inherit from us.
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly this JD. He denies that he has Asperger’s and plainly his challenges are caused by it. I can’t see a way out of this at present.
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it’s so difficult. We can see the struggle and can’t help. He lives away from home and coped pretty well.
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
And me! And voted against Clarkson.
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve never mentioned it on here but my son , now 37, was diagnosed with Asperger’s 25 years ago and you’d hardly know it. The trouble is that he has denied it since he was a teenager and this has caused work issues his whole life. So no adjustments have ever happened.
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Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re right and very sensible, only now of course😉
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect. Now what do have to drink after a sailing voyage?
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 This could well be a new trend…
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
What sort of wine do you imbibe? I’m disappointed and dismayed 😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m like that when someone takes a cork out of a bottle😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Font??? Autocarrot not working?
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d be careful, there’s certain perverts who may love ladies size 5 socks, just saying……😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
2, 4, 6, 8……Tom Robinson thinks you’re great!
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Sage advice as ever, Sir….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! That is beautiful .
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
The bloody bourgeoisie lifestyle you live. Don’t forget us peasants when you’re knocking back champagne in your chateau….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so pleased you have my back, Ted….
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, what have I missed, Ted?
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, we’re going to a normal bar….😩
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I was hoping for something exotic or alcoholic….hold on that’s me!😂
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
Lemon curry?
Alanwino (@alanwino.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve badly misjudged you it seems😂