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@aloysius.bsky.social

Bay Area dog dad & vegan. opinions posted are barely my own

created July 17, 2023

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I just started Naomi Novik’s Scholomance. It’s probably in the romantasy subgenre as the main characters are a misunderstood dark broody lady and a himbo hero and you can imagine how that goes but I’m enjoying it so far.

17/9/2025, 2:08:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would you say it really ties the room together

15/9/2025, 4:03:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted

stay classy Steven

13/9/2025, 5:09:33 AM | 2032 196 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture meat (@whizzleteats.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

They stopped caring about Kirk faster than they stopped caring about Cracker Barrel

12/9/2025, 8:10:35 PM | 187 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

I always hated putting gloves on over my still wet hands but the idea of washing gloves hands is like 5x worse

7/9/2025, 4:06:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not falling for this trap again

7/9/2025, 3:28:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted

This story is WILD. Trump sent Seal Team 6 into North Korea to plant a listening device. The entire thing went sideways within minutes of landing when they noticed a fishing boat near the beach. They killed everyone on board, sunk the bodies to cover their tracks, and fled. Congress was never told.

5/9/2025, 12:35:58 PM | 9036 4490 | View on Bluesky | view

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i cannot wait for you to publish Tu-gi-oh!

5/9/2025, 3:57:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pilnok the divination wizard

5/9/2025, 12:24:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always think he's Chris Klein from American Pie...

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4/9/2025, 7:50:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oops I think the heathers musical just became my personality for two months agai

4/9/2025, 5:17:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Free Shavacado

4/9/2025, 3:53:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rip free time

3/9/2025, 4:50:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooooooooooooo I should check them out more

2/9/2025, 11:16:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve always heard were you raised in a barn for people leaving doors open so I would assume it means to do that since that’s apparently what people raised on farms do

2/9/2025, 11:15:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where did you get your curtains?

2/9/2025, 10:56:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have been a teddy graham but they would never

30/8/2025, 3:45:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They sit so close to the the tv

24/8/2025, 4:49:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get in, we’re pulling a barbenheimer

22/8/2025, 4:59:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A warm spiced cider sounds yummy

21/8/2025, 8:38:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im updog

19/8/2025, 4:17:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Southern hospitality is a great example of similar. Politeness and respect aren’t the same thing

19/8/2025, 4:15:21 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine being dnd pilled but your dosage is just 4d. Hard pill to swallow

15/8/2025, 8:09:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Essence rings are apparently actually a thing but I don’t think there are any actual piecing ones but ones that just mimic it

15/8/2025, 8:02:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

Hang a car freshener from it da doyyyyy

15/8/2025, 7:52:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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botkanda forever

12/8/2025, 7:02:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kal-el no

11/8/2025, 6:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flavor syrups got me Monin every morning

8/8/2025, 11:01:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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metaphorical autopsy unfortunately

6/8/2025, 8:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love those videos of lizards getting shown some juicy hakuna matata grub only to get tricked into eating a nasty roach instead

5/8/2025, 11:32:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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08/05/25

5/8/2025, 3:43:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god same. I launch it and it’s just okay but what if your were bg3 and also dnd classes

5/8/2025, 2:27:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Telling my therapist about my bfs but it’s just the people I know’s dogs

4/8/2025, 5:28:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the guys who invented kings cup FOR SURE

30/7/2025, 3:20:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll bring the hard shells

27/7/2025, 8:05:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I meant to watch smarty pants too

27/7/2025, 5:16:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just got to this episode and am Hoping bdg balances

27/7/2025, 2:35:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Parlor room?

27/7/2025, 2:34:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

wow they trained the google ai summary trained on boomer moms

25/7/2025, 8:16:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm green with envy but also nausea at how much I've spent on rent.

25/7/2025, 8:13:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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weird how it seems only time they want to misuse their power in the same way as the other side does it’s to keep themselves in power instead of help people

25/7/2025, 2:03:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 (@jimmytwohands.bsky.social) reposted

ANDRE THE GIANT
24/7/2025, 4:46:16 PM | 201 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gibbet cage (@gibbet-cage.bsky.social) reposted

When are they going to invent a blunderbuss that can’t be tied in a knot causing it to explode when fired, covering the user in soot and making their hair stick up in a few zig zag lines ?

24/7/2025, 3:34:00 PM | 100 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

Website idea: page that takes a list of words and generates a doc of printable cards so we can make our own dang codenames. Mom plz become programmer and make this for me

25/7/2025, 1:53:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

Hogwarts Legacy sold like 34m copies. I suspect fantastic beasts died because they were individually bad rather than boycotts because they were profiting a terf. Very little faith in my fellow consumers

25/7/2025, 1:43:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

God I was being silent because I thought I was off in my own world but my hot take conspiracy is that a bunch of news about a paramount show making fun of Trump’s small ding dong and sleeping with the devil does more to cover for firing and silencing serious criticism than actually hurts Trump.

24/7/2025, 10:54:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

Fine but dat cake tho

24/7/2025, 3:54:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m doing an irl dark urge run

24/7/2025, 1:23:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing tastes quite like crime cake tho :<

23/7/2025, 1:11:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s 2025 we gotta up our game

21/7/2025, 8:47:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im stealing it

21/7/2025, 4:26:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you would

19/7/2025, 3:07:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need a real quack doctor to pull this off

19/7/2025, 12:15:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t tell if they need to give game changer a second Emmy or take away the last one…

15/7/2025, 2:17:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow you weren’t jokin

12/7/2025, 6:22:58 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

mom are you werewolf ???

11/7/2025, 3:22:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

found an old photo of you and the f150 driver

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8/7/2025, 6:09:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sam reich proving that all ceos are evil in their own way

8/7/2025, 4:15:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roundup resistance has naturally evolved in 41 species! Our large scale use of it is kind of a major selective breeding program picking for the weeds that are good with glysophate.

7/7/2025, 5:51:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

re: "functional difference": They're arguing both serve the same function, creating a crop that lacks genes for a certain undesirable trait. That's the function. Removing undesirable traits. "Not different because naming" mmm, they argue one is faster? That's different!

7/7/2025, 5:41:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

kind of seems like they’re arguing the point being made by the parent comment that got disagreed with?

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7/7/2025, 5:18:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

The amount of noise its joints make while dancing has me feeling so seen

7/7/2025, 5:15:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

What if you are the scary thing at 3:33???

6/7/2025, 6:10:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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give gamechanger the emmy

3/7/2025, 4:13:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big uncle-works-at-Nintendo energy

2/7/2025, 7:54:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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would sure be a shame if something were to happen to it heh heh heh

29/6/2025, 3:33:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Vitelli (@mamavitelli.bsky.social) reposted

Calling myself a misunderstood artist but solely referring to people not picking my answers in Jackbox

28/6/2025, 3:46:29 PM | 54 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

babe i promise i was just stealing packages from mark rober

20/6/2025, 8:18:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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big samus reveal for pride month

20/6/2025, 7:10:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wild that Virginia gets three senators

19/6/2025, 12:05:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

But you are feckful!

18/6/2025, 7:42:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)

will "are you taking this adhd self diagnosis test instead of doing something you should be doing?" be on the adhd self diagnosis test? only one way to find out. more importantly, will "did you post about taking the ADHD self diagnosis test instead of taking the ADHD self diagnosis test?" be on it?

16/6/2025, 10:21:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

My dad is my mom and I think that’s rad. Happy Pilnok’s Day/month

15/6/2025, 8:59:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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clown twitter was no doubt hurt at the comparison

13/6/2025, 11:54:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it looks so good!

13/6/2025, 7:38:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ENHANCE

11/6/2025, 9:33:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmmmm

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11/6/2025, 9:22:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“So you know the sims 4 crime career track? He’s stuck at level 2”

11/6/2025, 8:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see why they don’t let Glen have soup

11/6/2025, 4:21:51 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blitzball rules them all

10/6/2025, 7:55:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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would that I were a wisp, a ball of ghostly light haunting travelers

10/6/2025, 4:52:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent

If has me wondering if maybe Jewish people have to be more nuanced in their views out of fear of backlash but that really only points to anti-Semitism being a real thing. Basically all of the famous American Jewish folk I think of have had far more reasonable public takes than a lot of the Xtians

5/6/2025, 10:12:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was this guy on the right or John Fetterman for me www.reuters.com/world/us/i-a...

5/6/2025, 8:46:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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slay, queen

5/6/2025, 8:14:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charles in charge of your day and your night

5/6/2025, 4:36:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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aaaah chua sneeze on dat thang

4/6/2025, 5:55:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t blame him, it’s where the ghosts poop

3/6/2025, 10:12:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s it like being PG&E?

3/6/2025, 2:29:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cage match

3/6/2025, 2:28:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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City: I notice you have a very good boy

31/5/2025, 10:20:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It sure looks like it

30/5/2025, 12:44:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a dog!

29/5/2025, 5:46:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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awomen

28/5/2025, 12:05:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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our mother who art in heaven hallowed by thy name please concentrate plinok immensely

27/5/2025, 6:43:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's Bernie! I loved that I got us all looking in the same direction. just a bunch of dogs awoooo

27/5/2025, 6:41:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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awkward when it’s on the popular with friend’s feed

26/5/2025, 6:25:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s riot

25/5/2025, 10:51:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s very dumb. FWIW, if you are like me and too lazy to go until your license expires, a passport/passport card is sufficiently magical. Also dumb, needing my passport for travel between states. Shocking the level of big government we’ve seen rise up during our lifetimes.

25/5/2025, 10:20:43 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody stole my license plate 😤 but then this new friend stopped by to say hi.

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24/5/2025, 9:36:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh I do need to mow the lawn

24/5/2025, 5:32:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view