alo
@aloysius.bsky.social
Bay Area dog dad & vegan. opinions posted are barely my own
created July 17, 2023
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I just started Naomi Novik’s Scholomance. It’s probably in the romantasy subgenre as the main characters are a misunderstood dark broody lady and a himbo hero and you can imagine how that goes but I’m enjoying it so far.
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Would you say it really ties the room together
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted
stay classy Steven
meat (@whizzleteats.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
They stopped caring about Kirk faster than they stopped caring about Cracker Barrel
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
I always hated putting gloves on over my still wet hands but the idea of washing gloves hands is like 5x worse
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
not falling for this trap again
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
This story is WILD. Trump sent Seal Team 6 into North Korea to plant a listening device. The entire thing went sideways within minutes of landing when they noticed a fishing boat near the beach. They killed everyone on board, sunk the bodies to cover their tracks, and fled. Congress was never told.
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i cannot wait for you to publish Tu-gi-oh!
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pilnok the divination wizard
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
I always think he's Chris Klein from American Pie...
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)
Oops I think the heathers musical just became my personality for two months agai
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Free Shavacado
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Rip free time
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooooooooooooo I should check them out more
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve always heard were you raised in a barn for people leaving doors open so I would assume it means to do that since that’s apparently what people raised on farms do
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Where did you get your curtains?
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Should have been a teddy graham but they would never
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They sit so close to the the tv
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Get in, we’re pulling a barbenheimer
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
A warm spiced cider sounds yummy
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
im updog
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Southern hospitality is a great example of similar. Politeness and respect aren’t the same thing
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine being dnd pilled but your dosage is just 4d. Hard pill to swallow
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Essence rings are apparently actually a thing but I don’t think there are any actual piecing ones but ones that just mimic it
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Hang a car freshener from it da doyyyyy
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botkanda forever
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kal-el no
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Flavor syrups got me Monin every morning
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metaphorical autopsy unfortunately
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)
Love those videos of lizards getting shown some juicy hakuna matata grub only to get tricked into eating a nasty roach instead
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
08/05/25
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
god same. I launch it and it’s just okay but what if your were bg3 and also dnd classes
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)
Telling my therapist about my bfs but it’s just the people I know’s dogs
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
the guys who invented kings cup FOR SURE
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I’ll bring the hard shells
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
I meant to watch smarty pants too
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
I just got to this episode and am Hoping bdg balances
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Parlor room?
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
wow they trained the google ai summary trained on boomer moms
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I'm green with envy but also nausea at how much I've spent on rent.
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weird how it seems only time they want to misuse their power in the same way as the other side does it’s to keep themselves in power instead of help people
Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 (@jimmytwohands.bsky.social) reposted
gibbet cage (@gibbet-cage.bsky.social) reposted
When are they going to invent a blunderbuss that can’t be tied in a knot causing it to explode when fired, covering the user in soot and making their hair stick up in a few zig zag lines ?
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Website idea: page that takes a list of words and generates a doc of printable cards so we can make our own dang codenames. Mom plz become programmer and make this for me
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Hogwarts Legacy sold like 34m copies. I suspect fantastic beasts died because they were individually bad rather than boycotts because they were profiting a terf. Very little faith in my fellow consumers
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
God I was being silent because I thought I was off in my own world but my hot take conspiracy is that a bunch of news about a paramount show making fun of Trump’s small ding dong and sleeping with the devil does more to cover for firing and silencing serious criticism than actually hurts Trump.
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Fine but dat cake tho
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m doing an irl dark urge run
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing tastes quite like crime cake tho :<
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s 2025 we gotta up our game
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Im stealing it
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
you would
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Need a real quack doctor to pull this off
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I can’t tell if they need to give game changer a second Emmy or take away the last one…
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow you weren’t jokin
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mom are you werewolf ???
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
found an old photo of you and the f150 driver
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
sam reich proving that all ceos are evil in their own way
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Roundup resistance has naturally evolved in 41 species! Our large scale use of it is kind of a major selective breeding program picking for the weeds that are good with glysophate.
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
re: "functional difference": They're arguing both serve the same function, creating a crop that lacks genes for a certain undesirable trait. That's the function. Removing undesirable traits. "Not different because naming" mmm, they argue one is faster? That's different!
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
kind of seems like they’re arguing the point being made by the parent comment that got disagreed with?
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
The amount of noise its joints make while dancing has me feeling so seen
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
What if you are the scary thing at 3:33???
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)
give gamechanger the emmy
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Big uncle-works-at-Nintendo energy
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
would sure be a shame if something were to happen to it heh heh heh
Jesse Vitelli (@mamavitelli.bsky.social) reposted
Calling myself a misunderstood artist but solely referring to people not picking my answers in Jackbox
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
babe i promise i was just stealing packages from mark rober
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)
big samus reveal for pride month
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Wild that Virginia gets three senators
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
But you are feckful!
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)
will "are you taking this adhd self diagnosis test instead of doing something you should be doing?" be on the adhd self diagnosis test? only one way to find out. more importantly, will "did you post about taking the ADHD self diagnosis test instead of taking the ADHD self diagnosis test?" be on it?
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
My dad is my mom and I think that’s rad. Happy Pilnok’s Day/month
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
clown twitter was no doubt hurt at the comparison
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it looks so good!
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ENHANCE
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Hmmmmm
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
“So you know the sims 4 crime career track? He’s stuck at level 2”
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
I see why they don’t let Glen have soup
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
Blitzball rules them all
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
would that I were a wisp, a ball of ghostly light haunting travelers
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
If has me wondering if maybe Jewish people have to be more nuanced in their views out of fear of backlash but that really only points to anti-Semitism being a real thing. Basically all of the famous American Jewish folk I think of have had far more reasonable public takes than a lot of the Xtians
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)
It was this guy on the right or John Fetterman for me www.reuters.com/world/us/i-a...
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
slay, queen
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Charles in charge of your day and your night
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)
aaaah chua sneeze on dat thang
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t blame him, it’s where the ghosts poop
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s it like being PG&E?
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Cage match
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City: I notice you have a very good boy
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
It sure looks like it
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What a dog!
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
awomen
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our mother who art in heaven hallowed by thy name please concentrate plinok immensely
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
That's Bernie! I loved that I got us all looking in the same direction. just a bunch of dogs awoooo
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
awkward when it’s on the popular with friend’s feed
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Let’s riot
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s very dumb. FWIW, if you are like me and too lazy to go until your license expires, a passport/passport card is sufficiently magical. Also dumb, needing my passport for travel between states. Shocking the level of big government we’ve seen rise up during our lifetimes.
alo (@aloysius.bsky.social)
Somebody stole my license plate 😤 but then this new friend stopped by to say hi.
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Ugh I do need to mow the lawn